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HAPPY REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!
#star wars#sw memes#thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#grand admiral thrawn#death star#a new hope#the return of the jedi#happy revenge of the fifth!#happy revenge of the fifth#revenge of the fifth
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#happy revenge of the fifth#i've been wanting to gif this for a while cuz how cool it looked#kotor 2#kotor#darth nihilus#visas marr#star wars#swedit#kotoredit#edit
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HAPPY REVENGE OF THE FIFTH EVERYONE!!!
#star wars#happy revenge of the fifth#revenge of the fifth#happy revenge of the fifth!#revenge of the sith#sw rots
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Happy Revenge of the Fifth! 😈👹
#Happy Revenge of the Fifth#Revenge of the Fifth#Revenge of the Fifth 2022#my favorite villain character is Darth Maul#<3#Star Wars Day
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Happy Cinco de Mayo 🥳🎉🌮
Also, I got a weird ominous email with this attached...
😁🤣😂💜
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Darth Vader wakes up after Mustafar and knows that he is dead.
When his eyes open, all he can see is red pockmarked with analytics. The first breath shakes him. The hollow inhale. The exhaled hiss. Everything is muffled beyond that noise.
He stumbles on his first step. His legs are not his own, made clumsy by thick black boots and new artificial limbs. He’s taller than he once was.
It takes him some time to register the background ache in what is left of Anakin Skywalker’s body. A technician tells him that the compression in his suit should help with the pain from his burns but they have healed as much as they ever will.
The awkwardness in his limbs takes some getting used to, even with some assistance from the Force. Anakin Skywalker tinkered endlessly with his mechanical arm, fine tuning it until it was an extension of himself, an improvement even over his flesh. His new gloved hands are too blunt and thick for such fine work. He is stronger now, more powerful, but he can’t lose himself in mechanics as he once did.
He meditates more now, in some strange form of irony. It is the only way he can bring himself to sleep. There is no such thing as comfort for him, not trapped in this suit and helmet, kept just this side of claustrophobic. He can take off part of his mask in a meditation pod regulated to allow him to breath without the apparatus. Sitting there, eyes closed, is the closest he gets to peace.
Sometimes he catches sight of himself. He never seeks out his own reflection, not the way he did as a younger, vainer man. But it is there waiting for him in glossy transparisteel and the black eye pieces of his stormtroopers.
Anakin Skywalker is dead. The body that grew up as Obi-Wan’s padawan, that trained with Ahsoka, that made love to Padmé and gave her children. That body is dead. Its remains are trapped behind a compression suit, respirator, and hard black mask. It is cut off completely from the outside world. No sensory perception would dare penetrate his thick black hide. All input must be filtered through it’s lens.
The reflection that awaits him when he dares to find it is a hulking shadow. Physically imposing and more machine than man. He didn’t have any choice in the design, in the medical decisions made to save his life but he finds that they suit him.
Anakin Skywalker at twenty-three, was young and vital. He was foolish and naive. Darth Vader is the ageless dark. He embodies it perfectly.
#star wars#Darth Vader#Anakin Skywalker#sw fic#vaderkin#happy revenge of the fifth! have some angst#this post was inspired by two other posts that i'll reblog in a second
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Classical music save me,,, classical music pls,,,,
#classical music is the best alternative for people who are feeing moody but don’t want to cry over a Way Too Relatable Lyric#there i said it#feeling super stressed with school in general#guess who revenge studied again? ME#small background info some girl that used to give me a hard time(a popular girl wow how cliche) just hit top of the school#i told my friend i don’t fucking care(quoting my words) but guess who cares? ME#no i don’t actually care THAT much(not as much as i would in the past anyway)#top of the school is..too much. yeah.#i’m happy being in my fourth/fifth place :)#yeah i’ll be fine don’t worry guys promise/gen#luna’s ramblings
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my dad sent this to me this morning
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my mom remembering we haven't watched the mandalorian s3 bc i explained to her the may the fourth joke so im drinking disney's mediocre bad writing broth today
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HAPPY REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!
#star wars#sw memes#chancellor palpatine#emperor palpatine#sheev palpatine#palpatine#darth sidious#darth vader#anakin skywalker#count dooku#darth tyrannus#darth maul#kylo ren#ben solo#happy revenge of the fifth!#happy revenge of the fifth#revenge of the fifth
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Fuck it! Let’s keep the party going!
#Star Wars#funny#sequel trilogy#original trilogy#prequel trilogy#clone wars#the mandolarian#we deserve it#no I’m not crazy#revenge of the fifth#can we make this a thing!!#happy cinco de mayo
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for the new year, i have decided to make a couple edits and additions to the almighty Calendar. happy 2024.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Second Week of May: Eurovision
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
(at least the ones i celebrate)
Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays
Every Tuesday: Tom Servo Tuesday
Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Sea Slug Saturday
Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 1: Copyright Expiration Day
January 8: Spiders Georg Day
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 18: Bug Race
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
ALSO All of February: Femslash February
February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE
February 13: Galentines Day
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD
June 12: Another Homestuck Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
June 22: Summerween
All of July: Disability Pride Month
July 13-15: Dashcon Anniversary
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 11: Mole Interest Monday
September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day
October 13: Treat Yo' Self
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 12: Hawaii Part 2
December 23: Christmas Adam
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day
December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today
#there's definitely more but i'm not versed enough in this#tumblr holidays#add more in the tags/comments please#look i'm trying my best here i've been on tumblr for just over a year at this point#tumblr#tumblr calendar#it's complete. now i may rest.#holidays
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Happy Revenge of the Fifth! 😈👹🥳
#Happy Revenge of the Fifth#Revenge of the Fifth#celebration#🍾#Revenge of the Fifth 2023#Star Wars Day 2023#star wars day 2023
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It's the REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!
Have a Dark Side alt of yesterday's Star Wars pic!
#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#revenge of the fifth#revenge of the 5th#star wars#star wars day#my art#star wars fanart#happy star wars day
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hi!! i just read your massive headcanon list for gale (loved it btw) and i desperately need one astarion as well!! ❤️
Astarions Massive list of SFW and NSFW headcanons (Part 1?)
Literally of course!! I wasn’t sure the people wanted this so I was waiting for a request. I’m bundling a lot of my astarion requests in this one too so if you see an ask you did it’s probably inspired!
TW: Acended Astarion section, details on physical and mental abuse there. I will put a warning for where it starts and ends. Some headcanons are more illuded to "female" anatomy, not all headcanons will reveal much
Astarion is somehow so soft with his touch yet rough and almost feral when he really desires you
He will trace every inch of your body with such light, soft fingers, but grab onto your hips tight and nearly thrust you into him. Gently kiss you neck before sinking his teeth into your skin
Because honestly his true desires, wants, and needs, are unfiltered and less calculated than his normal affair
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TW START
I do have to include acended astarion here because I don’t want to write him fully, so here’s that section. I feel like too many people want acended Astarion to be loving and caring. That unfortunately isn't the truth of the cycle of abuse
It doesn’t last, his love for you. It extinguishes fast, like water to a flame. He becomes cold and controlling
The only was I can see a happy future for tav and Astarion ascended is a Durge, where you rule the land together, ignoring the heart you once had together. It’s lots of bickering. If chaos is your turn on, this is it
Lots of hate sex and screaming matches. At least one per month where you both loose your voice before the argument ends and red marks across eachothers bodies
And honestly, I think one of you kills the other, in a fit of rage. But still whoever dies would get a grave stone. Small, unlabeled, a sort of revenge for the people who wanted it all. Forced in a common place with no success flaunted and easily forgotten
TW ENDED
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Astarion holds hand in his sleep, rather than cuddling
A hand is all he needs to feel like he’s in the safest place in the world
Full spooning is just too intimate and personal until much later In your relationship. He wasn’t ready for something so real yet
There's a lot of pushing and pulling til he gets comfortable, but he will always make sure you know that he loves you and wants your touch, there's a lot of learning along the way
He just hasn't experienced the seriousness of true love and compassion for someone he truly feels he can't lose. It's scary, loving so much that your death would lead to his emotional one, if not physically as well
Astarion would never admit it but he would do just about anything for you
he becomes somewhat soft, which, initially annoys him, but he finally accepts it after a few weeks
He realized when you looked at him, with brightness in your eyes, asking him something important, he really wasn't listening
All he could think was to never make those eyes cry again, he'd do anything to stop you from feeling like that again
Your first date isn't very planned
After a fun but quick night on the beach, you get clothed and Astarion stares at you, taking all of your skin in, as it slowly gets hidden by clothing. A bit of a shame, he couldn't see you bare all the time
There was a blanket and you both lay on it for some time, in silence. Slowly, you feel his pinky finger graise yours. You hook them together, and simply watch the moon in the sky, fading in and out of sleep. Astarion doesn't get any closer or further, but he does sigh a few times
And for the first time, when you wake up, he's still there
Your second date was much more of a traditional date, at least for you two
Astarion had the bright idea to sneak as much alcohol as possible from the inn
feet dipped in the cold water of the docks, four bottles of quality whiskey polished off, and working on a fifth, you were positively hammered
Astarions head was leaning on your shoulder, arm slumped around your waist
the laughing and mumbled words only get louder and louder with each sip, and at some point, Astarion looks up at you, a small glint of his sharp teeth peering out of a smirk, and he leans into you further, pressing his lips against yours doe a deep kiss
it was almost aromatic. A charm whispered in your ear that made his lips taste like roses and sugar, with a hint of copper, you feel your own tongue lick his bottom lip, needing more of whatever that taste was
the night was a blur, after that. Too drunk to really remember much the next day, but you both knew there wasn't going back after that. There was a bond, now, with feelings more than just lust and need
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Astarion fucking you feels like getting close to a campfire, warm, hot, even, like getting any closer may kill you, pounding and scraping, biting and bleeding, breath thick and hot
When you fuck Astarion, everything feels light, it flows like water over a riverbed, he lets you ravish him in a gentle, caring sense
His attention is all over you, but your neck clearly has his attention-grabbing the back of your neck, kisses down it, bite marks, hickeys, licks, even cum, sometimes, purposefully dripped on your face, but mostly on your neck and collarbone
It definitely also is just a very obvious placement, it can show that you fuck, he fucks you, and you love it. It gets to the point where there are faded bruises, bite marks, and scratches littering across your whole neck, it almost looks like tattoos, and a few passersby comment on it.
Astarion had a very smug smile on his face that day, and that night he ravished you with more passion than ever before
What else can I say, Astarion fucks, but I do think once you really start your relationship, there's a lot of re-learning of what he really wants
so sex starts off fairly vanilla, adding stuff in, changing it out, uses of safe words and communication being key, a safe, loving space between you and him where he is never used and he never uses you, it's just pleasure and ecstasy
I believe he'd be open to a closed relationship as well, at least for a while, especially if you choose the path of the underdark for your future
Literally not even once do you wear protection either lol
It's messed up so TW, I have a feeling Cazador made sure Astarion could never procreate, giving him an attachment to anyone is dangerous, and something to fight for even more so. Having his own offspring would never be an option for him
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There would never be normalcy in your relationship, that's kind of the beauty of it
Every single day is different, there is never a moment that passes with Astarion that isn't unique
Especially when Astarion is adjusting to a life where he has to think and care for another, a routine isn't comforting to him, spontaneity is important in your early relationship
Astarion is still very romantic in his own ways, kissing your fingers hugs from behind, small, light touches across your whole body
The first time you nearly die? my god. He's incredibly distant for a few days
and when you ask what's up he would definitely blow up
like what were you thinking? Going in like that, you could have died! You could have left him alone again
He cries softly in your arms, then, repeats how you could have died. It seems like forever, that he stays there, tears dripping down your skin, cold
From then on he always looks back at you, in battle, before striking, to make sure you're ok, accounted for
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hey! What other HCs would ya'll like me to add in the next part! I haven't romanced Astarion more than twice so I may need a little help there, haha. But thank you for reading!!
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