The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

STRANGE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

oh yes it's that time of year

You guys really liked my last poll so

the nonbinary urge to record something creepy on either a tape recorder or a CD and leave it in a goodwill to start a cool ARG

nah, that's a planchette. a blanket is an outlaw or thief with a weapon.

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

damn bro i can see why garfield hates mondays today fucking sucks so far

shapeshifting, i'm agender

Ed Balls

new holiday achieved! Be Kind To Yourself Friday

I hope this Fred finds you well, and that you heed his advice

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

reblog for sample size !!

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

there is a petting zoo in the school courtyard and it's only for the elementary school :(

PERFORMED THE BONES BIT AND PEOPLE LIKED IT

(next one is gonna be similar but minus the bones bit)

note: all of these have already been written i just need to figure out what to perform here

i saw a post from tumblr user swordsonnet that translated the first paragraph of my immortal into german... including miss ebony dark'ness' name, which translated to Ebenholz Dunkel'heit Demenz Raben Weg. and that got me thinking... does ebony dark'ness dementia raven way have other regional variants?

ENGLISH (original): ebony dark'ness dementia raven way GERMAN: ebenholz dunkel'heit demenz raben weg SPANISH: ébano oscuri'dad demencia cuervo camino FRENCH: ébène ténè'bres démence corbeau façon ITALIAN: ebano oscuri'tà demenza corvo modo

feel free to add more!