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itsshiraasstuff · 4 months

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D: "YOU CALL HIM DAD?! "

H: "You don't?"

D: "I- YOU- HE-"

A: "you broke him D: "

H: "good"

Hehe silly sticks

So... I was writing the 8 chapter and something happened with my computer, the chapter 8 will have to wait hehe

#ao3 #ao3 fanfic #electric shock au #the dark lord #alan becker #hangman deserves this #bleehhh #:3 heehee #jokes on you #im crying

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lupuslikethewolf · 20 days

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in honour of being promoted to Deputy Stage Manager in my school's theatre department, top gun high school/sixth form au:

Dr Kazansky rules the drama department with an iron fist. always wearing black turtlenecks. never seen without his glasses, his coffee, and his terrifying glare (which earned him the moniker Dr Iceman). do not show up to rehearsals if you don't know your lines. death be upon the poor students who fuck around during tech and dress, because they will find out. he loves the crew tho.

Mr Call-Me-Mav Mitchell is the head of sports. you name it, he's played it, and he could absolutely give you pointers, also, do you want a protein bar with that? it's chocolate flavoured :) even the kids who Hate (capital H) sports love him. he is sunshine and adrenaline in human form. endless energy. no one knows why he is called maverick, but even the principal does it, so.

Mr Kerner is the principal. he is also the only person who can interrupt rehearsals and survive. dr kazansky loves him. inexplicably, maverick hates him. nough said.

Jake Seresin is the school's golden child, not even because he's Kazansky's nephew. he’s head boy. he’s on the school’s football/rugby team. he writes regular articles for the internal magazines. and this year, he’s playing Orpheus in the school’s production of Hadestown. everyone thinks it’s nepotism. it is and it’s not, jake just lost a bet to his Uncle Tom, and must now reap the consequences to said uncle’s delight.

Bradley Bradshaw has been stage crew since he was thirteen and an overworked runner, thank you very much. it’s his final show, he’s the DSM, and if fucking seresin ruins this for him, he will riot. dr kazansky should never let that happen. however, this is the same man who, last year, laughed when revealing that a screen on stage had turned off and bradley had to go on stage during the show to fix it. hm. maybe bradley should have re-thought his life choices. also: the turntable. the goddamn turntable.

other characters include: phoenix as eurydice, bob doing lighting, payback and fanboy as ASMs who flirt over the comms to everyones misery, cyclone as another drama teacher/stage manager,

maverick keeps turning up to rehearsals and trying to help because his favourite (cough only cough) godson and his favourite player are both interested in this stuff, so he should at least try, right? kazansky hates it until he doesn’t. kerner thinks it’s all fucking hilarious. bradley is embarrassed but its kinda endearing do NOT tell him i said that.

kazansky and maverick both bare witness to A Moment between their respective pseudo sons and decide the two simply must get together for their sakes and also so they never inflict that on another person ever.

bradley and jake both bare witness to A Moment between their respective pseudo fathers and decide the two simply must get together for their sakes and also so they never inflict that on another person ever.

kerner is cackling. Cackling.

#the only part of this that is vaguely reminiscent of my life is the part where iceman is laughing at bradley’s horror at the prospect of #having to Go On Stage In Front Of People to fix something #director did actually laugh at me #and i did actually still have to do it #it was hellish #anyway #icemav 🤝 sereshaw -> so insane about stuff that there is no way that anyone else deserves to be put through that #slider is having the Time Of His Life and absolutely no real work is being done in his office #pity thr rest of the student body who has to deal with them on a regular basis #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun 1986 #top gun #icemav #sereshaw #hangster

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lesbiradshaw · 1 year

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love is stored in the hands, guys.

#actually shaking hands was not enough i deserved a hug but i will work with what weve got #pov youre suzy and ive been crying about casual hand touches in your dms for the last hour #sereshaw #hangster #rooster x hangman #hangman x rooster #top gun maverick #made these gifs for myself i need access to them at all times actually…

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montessori-grad · 2 months

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As a fandom we do not utilize the fact Glen Powell is Polish enough since we’ve collectively decided that Ice is Polish. Here are my headcanons.

-Ice and Jake speaking Polish so they can talk shit about other people. Mostly Mav who tried to learn Polish when he and Ice started dating but failed.

-When Jake misses his family, (Glen says that he has good parents so I’m going to give him good parents.) Ice makes him come over for dinner where he makes traditional food.

-Or an alternative to the first is; while Jake was first crushing on Bradley he’d talk to his sister in Polish but Bradley knew what he was saying since Ice taught him. Bradley didn’t tell him and Jake found out two months into their relationship because Ice told him to do something in Polish and Bradley had to pick if he was more scared of an angry Jake or an angry Ice. (Ice is obviously a scarier option.)

-Jake is really into Eurovision and was absolutely livid when Jan wasn’t picked. (Because so was I.)

-Jake can handle his alcohol.

-He’s a terrible cook because the majority of Polish men do not cook.

-He played soccer as a kid and didn’t do any real work during the World Cup because Poland made it farther than usual and he was too invested.

-He loves pickles so much but forces Bradley to buy the expensive ones. (If you’re a pickle fan in America, I absolutely recommend Bubbies fyi.)

-He watched the movie Fanfik on Netflix and cried. (Super good, cheesy movie about a trans Polish teen and his partner. 10/10 I recommend.)

-Carol was also Polish so Bradley has some traditions he keeps going from her that Jake was really happy to participate in.

#topgun #polish culture #jake hangman seresin #hangster #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #icemav #polish Tom Kazansky #polish Jake Seresin #polish Carol Bradshaw #headcanon #Jan deserved to go to Eurovision #i will die on this hill #pete maverick mitchell

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dumbpilots · 3 months

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bradley's been looking forward to this dinner reservation forever. it took four months to get his name on the list and it was only because he knew a guy who knew a guy. so when natasha calls him 30 minutes before their reservation to say she can't come (impeccable timing, really), bradley's not only disappointed, he's pissed.

"nat there's a $200 hold on my credit card that they're going to charge if i cancel this late!"

"i'm sorry bro. there's no way i can get there in time. anyone else you can take? or put on your big boy pants and eat dinner by yourself."

"they'll still charge me $100 for one person cancelling, nat. you better venmo me for this." he hangs up on her.

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and that's how bradley finds himself loitering outside the restaurant, scoping out unsuspecting passerbys, looking for his mark.

he asks a total of four people (#1 "dude, no?", #2 completely ignored, #3 "sorry, not interested", #4 "ew, creep") before he starts to get hopeless. the reservation has already started and he only has a 10 minute window before he's out $200. just as he's about to call it a loss and head inside to the restaurant, he locks eyes with him. well, here's goes nothing.

"excuse me! i'm so sorry to bother you, but i have quite an insane ask."

"oh yeah? shoot." his eyes are sparkling. don't ruin this, bradshaw.

"well, i made reservations with a friend to this restaurant here." he points behind him. "but she just cancelled on me. they're going to charge me $100 if i go in alone, or $200 in about... seven minutes if i don't go in at all."

"ahh... sounds like quite the predicament." bradley can feel his eyes on him.

"soo.. what do you say? fifteen, twenty minutes tops of your time and a drink on me?"

"you got yourself a date. i'm jake." he quirks a smile and extends his hand.

"bradley." he has a good feeling about this.

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one drink turns into three, the food tastes like paper for all he knows. he's too busy concentrating on the new language that is jake seresin.

(bradley's pockets are much lighter when they leave, but they burn with the weight of jake's phone number)

#hangster #sereshaw #bradley's in charge of his own destiny #but nat would say she is #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #tgm au ramblings #i watched a tiktok of someone complaining about rezzie fees #and then this happened #meetcute #nat requests a $100 venmo because she deserves a thank you #bradley denies it

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sunlightmurdock · 2 months

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i mean - am i thinking about this dbf!jake making you ride him as you wear his stetson in the middle of the apocalypse, while calling you his good girl?

maybe i am, maybe im not 🤷‍♀️

*then praise kink ensues*

oof I feel like Jake’s stetson would become the equivalent of Rick’s sheriff had in twd where it just seems to survive absolutely everything lol

and I can just imagine you stealing it playfully from him one day and telling him you deserve it for how brave you’ve been, but from the second it’s planted on your head, Jake’s smirking at you.

“Yeah, I’d say you deserve it too,” He would mumble against your neck, already pulling your hips into his. “But you know the rule, right?”

he’s more than happy to explain the penalty for wearing a cowboy’s hat, and you’re more than happy to comply to the rule. settled away in some dark, safe corner of the camp, your knees against the ground on the either side of his hips, Jake would guide your hips up and down on him.

all the while, he’s whispering in your ear about how proud he is of you and how strong you’ve been — steadying the too-big hat onto your head with each time you bounce on him.

#apocalypse dbf!jake #I deserve the brave hat just saying #dbf!jake #jake Seresin #Jake hangman Seresin #jake seresin x reader #jake seresin x you

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xivdl · 2 years

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onto the bob love train ~

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sailor-aviator · 4 months

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This is what happened, I swear

#I’m not mad about it either #the attention he deserves tbh #ff #fool’s fare #jake hangman seresin #Jake hangman Seresin x reader #Jake Seresin #jake seresin x reader #hangman #hangman x reader

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missathlete31 · 6 months

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I should be working….. but how can I be expected to work when these photos have been released.

AND THE ARTICLE!!! He was at his lowest low after the fake rumors and nasty break up and his heart found BRISKET!

Glen Powell deserves the world and I hope he has the best career ever!

THIS MAN WORKS HIS BUTT OFF

#top gun maverick #glen powell #jake hangman seresin #is it hot in here or is it just glen #it’s glen #i love him so much #glen and brisket summer #and now brisket and glen winter #he deserves the world

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elitehoe · 5 months

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HANGMAN MJF FEUD??

#I deserve this so fucking much #hangman adam page #mjf #aew #aew lb

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milesworld96 · 4 months

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DAMN, Joe just became champ and he already got 3 MFS on his ass

#he living the best life fr #I would literally die on spot if I had all three MFS come out back to back #FOUR WAY MATCH PLS #AND I NEED SWERVE TO WIN #FUCK JOE #AND ILY HANGMAN BUT NAHHHHHH #ILL PAASSSSSSS #AND USE THIS MATCH TO UP HOOK MORE #HOOK AND SWERVE DESERVE THIS MOST #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I BEG #THEY NEED THIS #aew #samoa joe #swerve strickland #hangman adam page #730 hook

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boasamishipper · 1 year

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my personal favorite highlights from the official top gun: maverick script:

meek engineer's name is simon and is dating someone at the pentagon which is how they found out about the drone ranger coming to shut the darkstar project down

"That's...blue sky up there, Mav." "Yeah, but dark blue. Ominous."

mav also called darkstar 'angel' and 'girl' which i'm glad they cut otherwise i would have died in the theater then and there

"Hondo stares at his monitor. He knows his friend well." 🥺🥺🥺

"y'all built one hell of a plane" oh mav ❤️

"For anyone unfamiliar, it’s obvious there is story here - Glory and ghosts." g o d

admiral's aide do you MIND he's having a MOMENT

warlock is described as "an affable, brilliant two-star" hell yeah

i personally think it's hilarious that cyclone was apparently top of his class in '88 but in the script he's in his forties?? even if he's 49 the film takes place in 2019?? that would make him 18 in 1988?? mr mcquarrie sir the math ain't mathing

"Maverick has had about enough of this shit" if that doesn't just sum up both movies

as a macheresin shipper the fact that hangman and coyote were planned as besties from the get-go,,,,,,,my heart is Full

"sorry i couldn't be there" oh ice 🥺🥺🥺

mcq's love for casablanca continues to shine through

penny's dad is alive and retired and still hates mav

"Keepin’ it tight, I see, Phoenix" hangman is such an ASSHOLE i HATE him (affectionate)

bob's description is "human wallpaper" i am DYING

"shit, that's fritz" i DEMAND to know why fritz's arrival elicited that reaction from fanboy!! show me the fritz&b-team daggers cut!!

"Maverick sees a ghost. From this angle, the kid is a dead ringer for Goose, just as gawky and gangly, loving life." and what if i Bawled

MAVERICK REQUESTED HONDO SPECIFICALLY

HONDO WAS GONNA MEET UP WITH A LADY IN RENO WHO IS 'AN ACROBAT' AND 'VERY FLEXIBLE'

"I need at least one person on my side here" MAV

"I'll stand somewhere else" HONDO

mav originally ran the entire class through the contents of the F-18 NATOPS 👀👀👀

in the original script rooster gave hangman his callsign...personally gonna stick with the headcanon that phoenix (if it had to be one of the daggers) was the one who gave it to him, but Very Interesting nonetheless.

rooster calls phoenix 'fee' brb peppering this into All my fics

PHOENIX IS THE MAV OF THE MOVIE CONFIRMED

I DEMAND TO KNOW IF THERE IS FOOTAGE OF GLEN POWELL SINGING 'HOT FOR TEACHER'

genuinely cannot believe mcq wrote this. he is on galaxy tier levels of thinking i could never even hope to reach.

rooster being protective of phoenix you know that's right

theo the yellow lab was originally named "t" in the script,,,,,,,,t for tony scott,,,,,,,,,

"You're a warrior, Ice. A fighter." bury me ALIVE

"(Note: Important we include PILOT POV establishing gray-out in the lead up to G-LOCK)" this script is tighter than a snare drum

"Kinda like your ass depended on it" GET HIS ASS MAV

phoenix and bob refuse to even IMPLY that mav was in any way at fault for them having to eject,,,,,,,,they are Ride Or Die

as a warlock/hondo shipper i am also Delighted they actually got some screentime together

MAV WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT ICE'S FUNERAL 😭😭😭😭😭

mav and hangman were apparently supposed to talk after mav chose hangman as his wingman but i'm glad that scene got cut because a) showing vs telling and b) hangman is Not emotionally aware or mature enough to say what he says here out loud and you can't convince me otherwise

"Hondo stares at him. Maverick stares back. Something unspoken passes between the two men." and mavhondo shippers everywhere rejoiced

"HONDO squeezes his fist tightly, feeling something crack. He opens his hand to see the crystal of his stopwatch is crushed, the second hand frozen. An omen." HEY MCQ WHAT THE FUCK

"CLOSE ON Hondo, reflecting on his last moment with Mav." see above

"How we gonna get this bag’a ass in the air?" "Just hang on. Cause this bag‘a ass is about to go ballistic."

"Rough Rider, this is, uh...Ghost Rider" *cries in callbacks*

"The minute Hangman touches down, pull the trip wires and have the barricade stanchions ready." (silence) "HE DOESN'T HAVE A GODDAMN TAILHOOK." (OH SHIT FUCK OKAY RUNNING NOW)

lowkey like the parallel between cyclone nodding at mav and hangman and rooster shaking hands. they still don't like each other, but they respect each other a little more now. as the script says, that's enough.

"Among the pictures is one of Goose and Maverick in the bloom of their youth - their whole lives ahead of them." 😭😭😭😭😭

WE WERE ROBBED OF PHOENIX JOINING ROOSTER AND PENNY AND AMELIA AND MAV AT THE HANGAR I REPEAT WE WERE R O B B E D

"TIME CUT as Phoenix holds two model planes, demonstrating air to-air combat to a very interested Amelia." ooooh amelia has a cruuuuuush

"Rooster turns, looks at the make-shift family taking shape in this makeshift home…And he smiles." 😭😭😭😭😭

#top gun: maverick #icemav #maverick mitchell #iceman kazansky #mavhondo #hondo coleman #warlock bates #hangman seresin #phoenix x rooster #brace #all the cuts and rewrites were definitely for the best but this is a solid script if i ever saw one #mcq deserves the oscar for the 'hot for teacher' line alone

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bloodycowboyclub · 1 year

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#hangman adam page #adam page #aew #revolution (2023)#aewedit #tw blood #blood tw #hangman page #*#gifs #barbed wire #my brother said he deserved this one and he was right

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brabe · 2 years

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wheezing at the fact that both h_ngm_n and rooster basically unsubtly put 'i have a big dick' in their callsign

#assholes deserve each other :')#takes one to know one after all #(SOULMATES)#hangster #hUngman x rooster lmao #hangman x rooster #top gun #top gun: maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin

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astoriachef · 28 days

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Also?

Look, it’s great having Osperay and Okada in AEW. But the predictions I’m hearing are that Swerve hands the title over at Wembley, and then Okada takes it off him and…PEOPLE! There are AEW stars that have been here a while and are worthy of a shot at the title! MJF’s coming back. Hangman’s definitely coming back. Kenny’s probably coming back. Moxley’s going toca have to drop the IGWP belt at some point.

And why are we in such an all-fired hurry to take the title off Swerve? They’ve built him up into this indomitable anti-hero. He’s just that fucking badass. Why are we already planning the end of his reign? In my opinion? He straddles face and heel so effectively that whoever takes the title off him should have to go through a Cody-like year in the wilderness.

#will ospreay #kazuchika okada #swerve strickland #mjf #hangman adam page #kenny omega #jon moxley #aew #aew title picture #let swerve have a multi-year title run #he deserves it #whose house #swerve’s house #let him cook

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moeblob · 9 months

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Right's right. She does want to see it (but they refuse to tell her what it is because Right thinks it's best left a surprise).

#my characters #thinking about these guys a lot again lately #i really love right and brent and their dynamic with each other bc right just reads him really well #so he can identify things karen doesnt pick up on and so shes completely unaware that brent enjoys spending time with her #because he always looks so blank when interacting #but brent really likes interacting with karen esp as a time passer when theyre bored #like i was rereading a thing i wrote where right returns to the station and sees the other two just sitting around her desk with a paper #and hes like wow you two sure look busy #and brent says he refuses to play another game of hangman and she says they arent going back to tic tac toe #so right walks over and looks at the piece of paper which is in fact a game of hangman #and then shortly after that interaction karen invites herself to go to lunch with the guys and theyre like okay?? sure? i dont object #basically wow finally giving karen some focus and she deserves it after like 100 pages of being more minor #time to doodle a second part to post on my oc blog i guess cause i think karen deserves to see the thing

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