#haha simp brain go brrrrr
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Jack Howl Cuddling HCs
-Message Received From The Captain-
I’m doing this because it’s been on my mind for a while and I need an outlet
WARNINGS: None. Just pure fluff.
( @oheyfox come get yo juice)
-Playing Message...-
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- Just wanna start off by saying...
- He will not let you get on your phone or any other device. It is too late, and you already don’t get enough sleep. He takes your phone and puts it on the little dresser on his side of the bed.
- Jack will hold you down if he has to.
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“Jack, please! I’m sure Ace just texted me! What if he’s stuck on the roof again?!”
“He can get himself down. Go to sleep.”
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- No need for a blanket. I’m sure that since his original habitat is cold as hell, he stores body heat in that large figure of his. Already hot.
- He’ll always big spoon you. He holds your (probably) smaller body underneath his and tangles his legs with yours.
- Depending on the weather outside, the current season, or even the time of day/night, you can get hot really fast.
- And I mean REALLY FAST
- Did I mention how hot it is?
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“...Jack... Hot...”
“Sorry...”
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- Want late night snacks? He’s got you.
- Picks you up and takes you to the kitchen, holding you like a toddler with one arm under your butt and the other holding your back.
- Will not put you down until you get there.
- Once you’re done getting snacks, he’ll pick you up bridal style and take you back, tenderly laying you on the bed and holding you once again.
- Likes it when you pet him. Will not admit it.
- Specifically this sensitive spot behind his left ear that always makes him melt. Just give it a good scritch and he’s gone. Honestly it doesn’t matter which ear, either way he’s gonna melt at your touch.
- You may or may not get a sound out of him. And you know what I mean by sound :)
- His face goes a deep reddish color and his eyes flutter shut and his ears fold onto his head.
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“Aww... You’re so cute!”
“...Sh-shut... Shut up...”
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- Will kiss your forehead/the back of your head periodically. Might even go at the nape of your neck.
- If you try hard enough, you can flip him onto his back and lay on his chest/stomach.
- He might even let you.
- Whenever you do that, you can see, hear, and even feel his tail wagging.
- The thump is so loud you have no idea
- Facial expression doesn’t change though, sadly
- But he will blush!
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“Jack?”
“Hm?”
“Why does your tail wag so hard when I do this?”
“..........Don’t know.”
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((I DIDN’T OPEN THE NEW EDITOR AND MY PHONE IS BEING A BITCH SO I COULDN’T EDIT IT HOW I WANTED TO FULLY AAAAJFURIEWLIGRBEHI))
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MC using Dia + Barb’s horns for a stupid reason HC
I’m back. Ig I’m officially an obey me writer now, sorry you have to have me in your fandom. I’ll make a request page post after this.
This is a continuation from my last post. Major crack. I’m going to make this one a bit long because there’s only two characters, I have no self control, and I want to. GN! Reader again.
Diavolo
You recently came to the devildom under the student exchange program. During the time you’ve been here, you’ve managed to befriend Diavolo and Barbatos quicker than any of the brothers.
At first you thought he may be scary and you were ready to punch him if he tried to take your soul from your body, but he was a nice demon with interest in human culture.
Recently, you’ve been staying with Diavolo more than any of the brothers. You find him way more interesting attractive and his interest in human culture let’s you get away with stuff.
Today was no different, you were going to teach him the wonder of internet memes, but before you could do that you needed your daily choccy milk.
Pulling out the milk carton out of your bag, you bought the milk a little earlier, you began to try and open it.
Struggling, you try peeling the straw off the milk carton, but failed miserably. Why is your choccy milk being so difficult today? What did you do to deserve the fate of a no-choccy-milk-afternoon?
That’s when you had a brilliant idea.
Instead of teaching Dia about memes, today he would teach you instead. But what could a demon possibly teach a human?
Turning to Dia, you cut off Luci’s report-rant and told him you needed him to transform. It was urgent, and you needed to know about the anatomy of demons to test your hypothesis.
Of course he oblige thinking it was your little human brain coming up with those fun ideas you normally do. He would be happy to participate.
After staring at his breasts for a few seconds, you continue on with your plan. Lucifer was saying how Diavolo shouldn’t have transformed, and that you were going to do something stupid again. He was 100% right.
You reach up to his horns and press the carton’s plastic against his horn, and nicely cut down. Afterwards, you take out the straw and put the carton’s straw hole at the top into his horn, and pull it out, placing your straw in.
All the while Luci was screaming his lungs out at you, a mere human, not only approaching the demon prince but USING the demon prince’s horn as a portable knife??
Dia only chuckled and could not wait to see what kind of funky ideas you have in your head for the future. It was the right choice bringing you to the Devildom, even if it made Lucifer age 100 years every day.
Barbatos
You and barb were baking at the royal castle. It was a weekly thing you two did, as you wanted to know how to bake as good as him.
You were ecstatic when he offered to teach you each Saturday, and told him of course your Saturdays were free for him, any day would be free for him. I’m a simp
This week you were going to bake some hummingbird cake!! Exciting since this is going to take a long time with your lack of experience, and the fact that you two had ingredients for a human world cake. Hummingbird cake is a banana and pineapple cake with nuts inside of it.
Putting on your apron, you muttered kiss the chef as you psyched yourself up for your lesson.
Barb normally was very stoic, but he couldn’t help but be internally happy that you would willingly spend time with him, and that you seemed so excited to learn. Secretly adores you.
The two of you did the normal things, flour, which you accidentally spilled on yourself, sugar, cinnamon, baking soda, vegetable oil. All that pizazz.
Now it was time for the part where you got mash up bananas and use pineapples. Barb likes you but he is not letting you handle a knife again unsupervised.
Barb said he would cut up the bananas while you open the can of pineapples so you can use them in the cake.
You happily attempt but can’t open the can. Your arm game is weak, and now Barb is halfway done with cutting all the bananas.
You are still struggling but don’t know if they have a can opener, don’t think you can open it, and you’re not allowed to stab food any more.
That’s when you get an amazing idea and ask Barb to transform. He’s just like what does that have anything to do with cooking? And you only saying you’re not allowed to touch sharp cooking items.
He transforms after you beg for two minutes, and that’s when you push the can into his horn. He’s just bewildered.
He knew you were a bit odd, in both baking and the head, but did you really just use a demon as a can opener??
You twist the can around his horn and pluck it out, taking out the pineapples. Didn’t he warn you not to touch sharp objects anyways??
He asks you why and you so casually say, “I’m not allowed to touch sharp cooking items, but I can touch sharp demon horn.” You chuckled at the way you phrased it. Haha horn go brrrrr.
From today onwards there’s a new rule in the kitchen. If you can’t open something you can’t just use his horn, you need to ask Barb to watch you use a knife, or have him use a knife.
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I am even more of a sIMP than I thought omg... After waking up from a 11 hours nap and being sick for two days and a half, the first thought that my two braincells managed to come up with was "Hey, gonna wear this space-themed hoodie cause it makes me think of big space man and they would like it ? " and immediately my brain went "haha serotonin go brrrrr" I am absolute trash lmao 💤🇨🇵
Oh my stars VALIID. Self care!!! Thas self care!!
#not a textpost#callisto jams#💤🇫🇷#sometimes you just gotta imagine your favorite characters liking your outfits! sometimes yoy just gotta!
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Team Fortress 2 but it's System Interactions
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26135902
by typewritertornado
This fic is so all over the place I doubt that many people will read it. But if you do, please enjoy my fanfictional depiction of the DS and TS's interactions- if you've just found this fic via searching, that last thing probably doesn't make sense, because it's an inside joke of sorts. My greatest thanks to the Squad for being there for me and encouraging these interactions, and ofc the mercenaries and TF2 characters of both systems. Love you guys.
Anyways, back to the gay! Enjoy!
Words: 165, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: RED Team (Team Fortress 2), BLU Team (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s)
Relationships: BLU Spy/RED Medic, BLU Engineer/BLU Pyro, RED Soldier/RED Engineer, RED Scout/RED Sniper, BLU Heavy/BLU Medic, BLU Medic/RED Sniper, RED Spy/Scout's Mother, Miss Pauling/Zhanna
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, nobody is okay, Most everyone has self esteem issues, The Pyros are cinnamon rolls, So are the Snipers, Age Regression/De-Aging, RED Spy wants to be a good dad, RED Scout and RED Demo are in denial, Everyone is a mood, Both Medics are messes, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Hatred, Transgender, Everyone Is Alive, Because Respawn Exists, Solly says Trans Rights, So does Scout, Fuck it everyone says Trans Rights, Almost everyone is a dork, Except BLU Spy, He's a big flirt, Canon-Typical Violence, everyone is a simp, They aren't in battle here btw, BLU Pyro is a gender thief, Everyone isn't Cis, Everyone is Hypocritical, In the sense that they give everyone else lots of love, But think they themselves don't deserve any love, They're very wrong, Straight What Straight/Nobody Is Straight, I wrote this instead of studying, BLU Heavy is very big brain, Everyone Has Issues, As they do in Canon, But Worse, There is no specific plot, Headcanons go brrrrr, Everyone is a Meme here, Or should I say Meem, haha get it, Possibly Meta, Possibly Fourth Wall Breaking, we'll just have to see, Fic set in the present day, BLU Medic is deadass a poly mess, Backstories go brrrrrrRRRRRR, Cuddling, bc yES, RED Sniper isn't cis, Neither is BLU Spy, Nor the Soldiers, Or BLU Scout for that matter, Oh and the Pyros, And BLU Engie, we STAN
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26135902
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stuff you've said but with 0 context
bare with me some are cursed-
"I MAY BE A MASOCHIST BUT THIS AINT MY CUP OF TEA"
"im ready to fucking dangan their ronpas"
"SACRIFICE THE TINTED BLOOD FOR THE BALANCE OF HUMANKIND"
"He doesnt even have to have malicious intentions he just comes into an indomaret wanting to buy some juice and that theme follows him"
"wait in that case bring komaeda along"
"Hey , are you busy tonight?" 👎👎👎 "Hey, you sucking anyone else's dick tonight or are you free as tap water" 👌👌👌
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ANGUISHED SOULS OF 12 YEARS TORTURE"
"nah sall cool we livin in a swamp now anyways"
"its highschool au but basically everyone is a crackhead"
"The motto is "Our" but if you dont pay your damn uang kas I will fucking slain you"
"Would not recommend, boku no pico had better plot"
"Peace was an option but I dont take shit"
"A BLUE COMMIE TWINK JUST ANNIHILATED A 7FT WAR COMMANDER MECHA"
"SIMP BRAIN GO BRRRRR"
"was it bc of that time i drew u as komaeda then im sorry"
"IVE WOULD TOO BUT IM DEALING WITH KIDS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO"
"i am an old decaying chicken nugget"
"they dont use plastic anymore i came back home with all my stuff in my hoodie pockets and my hands and looking like i just committed robbery"
"what did indihome do"
"Quarantine said "Haha furry in denial goes brrr""
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