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People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 1
#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#alastors shadow#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie morningstar
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My boys! 😍
Lots of elements I like.
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Alastor: Do you want to know where I was for seven years?
Husker: Yes.
Alastor: I was hula hooping. Vox and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Husker: Oh, my God.
Alastor: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Husker: Why are you telling me this?
Alastor: Because no one will ever believe you.
Husker: You sick son of a bitch.
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Alastor: Do you want to know where I was for seven years?
Husker: Yes.
Alastor: I was hula hooping. Vox and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Husker: Oh, my God.
Alastor: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Husker: Why are you telling me this?
Alastor: Because no one will ever believe you.
Husker: You sick son of a bitch.
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Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Female Character(s)
Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel), Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Rosie (Hazbin Hotel), Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
Additional Tags: Manipulation, Swearing, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Asexual Relationship, Asexuality, Cannibalism, Wendigo, Blood and Violence, Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), Emotional Manipulation, Drug Use, Song Lyrics, Stuck in a musical, Murder, The songs are diegetic and it's exactly as weird as it sounds, Susan? Susan., Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Mayhem, Slow Burn
Summary:
In this story, we follow an original she/her character as she navigates the complicated afterlife of the Hazbin world. Set during the events of the series, Charlie is still the main character, Alastor is irredeemably evil and our OC, who aspires to be nothing more than a background character, is trying her hardest to stay out of the way of the plot and failing hard.
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Red: if a beautiful human disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.
You: Well maybe you should have principles
Red: you're right maybe i should
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
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This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Female Character(s)
Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel), Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Rosie (Hazbin Hotel), Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
Additional Tags: Manipulation, Swearing, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Asexual Relationship, Asexuality, Cannibalism, Wendigo, Blood and Violence, Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), Emotional Manipulation, Drug Use, Song Lyrics, Stuck in a musical, Murder, The songs are diegetic and it’s exactly as weird as it sounds, Mayhem, Susan? Susan., Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
Summary:
In this story, we follow an original she/her character as she navigates the complicated afterlife of the Hazbin world. Set during the events of the series, Charlie is still the main character, Alastor is irredeemably evil and our OC, who aspires to be nothing more than a background character, is trying her hardest to stay out of the way of the plot and failing hard.
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balenciaga (they're gossiping, susan.)
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who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭
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Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.
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Idk, but I think you might like Alastor a little. Not sure tho lol
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I have gathered a vast collection of alastor doing the hand over the month and a bit hazbin has been out
I'm gonna continuously edit this post whenever I find more
Now sit back and enjoy these screenshots of the silliest guy in hazbin hotel :] (aside from lucifer)
I CANT ADD ANYMORE NOOOOOO
I reposted this with 2 more images :>
#hazbin#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#radio demon#alastor hazbin
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