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pepsiiwho · 1 month

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They’ll have to take “ Hypnos saved baby Mel from the house” headcanons from my cold dead hands i rlly don’t give a damn 😂🙏🏾

#melatonin 🐠💤#guys I’m so serious #hecate u can kiss my ass …

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kittmoon · 2 years

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okay tumblr make up your mind are they dating or are they sisters

#guys I’m so serious #for extra context in the next dialogue panel Juanelle says she ‘has to set an example #being the older sister and all’ but like for what???#is this in context to the people at the stable or??#or are she and traysi sisters??#botw #breath of the wild #botw link #traysi #traysi botw #botw npc #botw screenshots #botw ships #botw fanfiction #botw edit

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klariwitch · 2 years

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with this new moon in leo tonight i think we should all manifest spirk to be canon in strange new worlds thank you and goodnight 🫡🖖

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your-modern-sappho · 1 month

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Guys I love questions please hit me with every question you may have ever about anything I ever post I’m begging on my knees

#please please please #guys I’m so serious #i love to yap #no question is a stupid question #ask about the lore

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ursamajori · 1 year

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god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow

#starspeak #get obnoxious (oc tag)#ttrpgs #my campaigns #edit: everything after these tags are from the og post— they’re just kinda me ranting but i don’t wanna get rid of them #due to the fact that it adds how fucking funny it is that this post got popular and it was just. me rambeling #anyways.#->#literally guy who gave their character a whole birthday week and is celebrating him that whole week #like girl he’s fake……..just kidding cas is real To Me #this is fully positive there is NO self deprecation here i’m being dead serious #also i’m celebrating all week to hide the fact that this is the busiest week of the year at my work #and i’m already sick so it’s gonna be downhill from here 🥲#casboy’s gotta get me through it ok #not Sick sick i just don’t feel well. at least tmrw is my day off i probably need Rest #oops didn’t mean to rant a bit here but oh well. happy birthday week cas

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starwrighter · 8 months

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1/?? Halloween prompt

I’ve got brain rot for creepy Deadserious content but only when it’s only seen as creepy by outsiders. (I know I’m writing a fic with a similar plot but it’s different I swear! Also my grammar is shit because I’m getting dental work done tomorrow and I’m nervous) Tw for stalker behavior

So Damian has a crush on Danny and immediately goes about acting on these feelings much to onlookers horror. Danny is swooning because someone made the effort to do a background check on him. Danny thinks Damian doing this is really smart because, he could be a serial killer for ancients sake why would you risk that? Others say this is a horrible invasion of privacy.

Damian not realizing he's being creepy (being liminal and being an ex assassin, turned vigilante wasn't doing him any favors) Plus Danny also not realizing it's creepy unless you relay Damian behavior towards him with different names.

Damian's just being a textbook stalker, breaking into his house and shit and Danny's all like "awwww he likes me" because this is just normal ghostly courting rituals! His dormroom isn't his lair so Damian breaking in doesn't feel like he's violating any sort of boundary. To him it's like a friend showing up at the coffee shop you work at to say hi.

Danny's had stalkers before, he's very cautious of his behavior to insure he never stalked anyone. Being stalked back in Amity was a horrific experience for him. From cameras in the locker rooms at school (wes) to cameras in his bathroom and bedroom at home (Vlad)! He couldn't feel safe anywhere! To Danny Damian's not a stalker, he's his protector. Nobody seems to understand when he tries to explain this though they just look at him like he's lost his mind.

Damian’s not subtle at all and Danny’s kicking his feet like a lovesick school girl who found out her crush likes her back. Overall it’s super cute from their points of view Damian’s planning an official confession to ask him on a date while Danny’s trying to figure out if Damian actually likes him or is just being nice. They’re just doing normal couple things but people just jump and attack Damian’s character while painting Danny as some kind of brainwashed victim.

The thing is… Danny’s become very good at appearing normal while Damian refuses to pretend to be a bumbling idiot like the rest of his family. He also refuses to dull down his personality for anything other than secret identity reasons. For these reasons since their relationship had become public, Damian had been painted by the media as a creepy possessive boyfriend who threatened Danny into a relationship. This infuriates Danny, the only one doing any kind of possession is him god damn it!

They want to be around each other all the time and that’s normal behavior for ghost/liminal couples! They live much longer than regular humans do they’re like elves, their perceptions of time are messed up. They still spend time apart they still have hobbies and an independent life, people just get hung up on the amount of time they do spend together. It’s normal behavior for them to know mountains of information about each others interests to the point they almost know more than each other. It’s normal to know each other’s schedules and background check the people they associate with. (The realms are very dangerous with shapeshifters and manipulators like spectra and Desiree who can ruin your afterlife in a matter of minutes) Their relationship is creepy to those who haven’t gone to extremes to survive.

Damian has taken to ignoring the reputation press has given him. He’s dealt with paparazzi and tabloids before it’s just frustrating to deal with. It’s when people start accusing him of hurting his beloved that really pisses him off.

(Bonus if Danny’s the one frothing at the mouth to maul a reporter while they try to paint him as a poor innocent victim)

I’mma end the prompt with this so everyone understands why Damian specifically being targeted by press. The more liminal you are the more creepy/uncanny you appear to other people and the more effort you have to put in to hide it. It’s why the bats are more believed to be Eldritch creatures than actual humans in suits. Surprisingly becoming a Halfa completely changes this effect to do the complete opposite. It’s easier for the human brain to look at a halfa and think “Innocent or normal,” Vlad and Danny were morons when it came to actually hiding their identity’s it was only their statuses as halfa’s that prevented people from comprehending them being anything other than normal.

In short Damian’s too dead to be perceived as normal while Danny’s too alive to be perceived as anything other than normal.

#I’m using the more extreme characterizations of Wes and Vlad for this #just so you guys know #when you think of Wes and Vlad think federal prison #tw creepy #tw stalker #this prompt is mostly word vomit #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #deadserious #dead serious

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stuckinapril · 11 days

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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all #Being dry and cryptic to me #And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship #I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since #And my palette is so cleansed #When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist #There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but #I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out #I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually #Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like #Yeah I’m dropping this for now #I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk #Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill #The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all #I fr cracked it #I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway #But they’re so not worth it #Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun #Not for me #I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me #And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious #Which is why it never works #Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different #So lame #Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags

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graycious-tea · 23 days

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All yall saying Tommy calling Buck Evan is disrespectful and like malicious clearly don’t remember my man, fellow bi icon Magnus Bane calling his pookie Alec Lightwood, Alexander at any given moment despite no one calling him Alexander except his parents who also suck like my man was gone on that shadowhunter and so is Tommy!!!

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legobowl · 6 months

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I . HATE . SHADOWPEACH . (Draws them every single day of my lifetime)

I tried animating after a while and I think ive taken a liking to it so expect some more random mini animations in the future 😺😺

#lego monkie kid #lmk fanart #brainrot #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid fanart #cereal stash #I hate shadowpeach guys I’m so serious right now they actually changed my life

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agentplutonium · 12 days

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Thinking about Tank going to Milo about that whole “spend time in your wolf form while you think about being turned” thing Sam did. Thinking about the two of them having a deep discussion about what it meant to be a wolf, a wolf in the pack specifically, and how it felt when Milo couldn’t shift anymore. Milo letting Tank into the very small group of people that know how he felt during those months of not shifting, how being able to shift again felt. Tank asking Milo questions, Milo asking Tank a bunch of questions in return. Milo having to keep saying that he can’t give them the answer they’re looking for, can only give insight. Thinking about -

#guys they mean so much to me #I’m so serious I’m gonna start crying #plutonium_rambles #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted audio milo #redacted headcanons #redacted tank #redacted audio tank #redacted darlin #redacted audio darlin

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ennard-is-near · 11 days

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Pizzeria Sim has wild implications why are all the animatronics ignoring each other just to harass Michael? Literally hilarious.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf pizzeria simulator #FNaF 6 #I’m so serious why are they all crawling around in the vents going after Michael??#he’s not even Alive anymore why do they care so much #why does Lefty have beef with him? what did he do to Charlie?#Why does Molten Freddy have beef with him? They can’t still think he’s William right? scraptrap is there!#Scrap Baby sure and Scraptrap definitely #but why are they ignoring the guy who killed them to go after minimum wage zombie Michael #whatever it’s hilarious

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a-poet-young-and-hungry · 5 months

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tumblr i need you to brace yourselves for All Of Us Strangers. this movie is going to be in every web weaving post once it’s widely available. it’s quite possibly the best movie i’ve ever seen in my life. do not read anything about it before seeing it. go in as blind as possible. i’ve never cried harder than i did in this movie. it’s pure art. get ready.

#all of us strangers #andrew scott #paul mescal #andrew haigh #guys i’m so serious it’s going to have a permanent impact on web weaving #y’all aren’t even ready.#but like. GET READY.#it’s just pure perfection

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the-real-list-of-ominous-threats · 14 days

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I’ll make you get canceled and called part of a harassment campaign for not being friends with a guy who kind of sucks

#things that are happening to my friend Luna #she doesn’t like a guy who told people to die of cancer so apparently she’s toxic according to twitter white knights for mr cancer #she didn’t even like call him names she just said ‘hey being toxic is kinda cringe’#and people are soool mad and rlly condescending #because one offhand post that wasn’t very serious= bullying I guess #HEY WAIT IT’S LIKE THE EXPLODING HAMMERS SITUATION (but not as bad obviously)#I also think that Mr cancer might be a racist but I’m not sure

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cosmictap · 1 month

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YOU NEVER SHOULD SETTLE FOR THE LIFETIME THAT IS HANDED TO YOU

THERES ALWAYS A LINE TO BE CUT AND SOMEONE TO BARRLE THROUGH

AND IF YOU SHOULD FIND THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

TAKE WHAT YOU WANT RETURN WHAT YOU GET

#black friday #starkid #feast or famine #guys i’m being so serious when i tell you this song was all i listened to for like a week last year #i love it so very much #rambles #music talk

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stuckinapril · 11 days

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A major annoying thing about being in a male dominated stem field (chemistry for me) is you basically work w guys 99% of the time & they ALL think you have a crush on them if you’re even fleetingly nice. And so far I’ve refused to water down my personality to compensate for it but it’s so annoying knowing I’m inadvertently feeding into someone’s unchecked ego

#My approach is I’ll treat my guy friends like I do my girl friends #And I guess I have a flirtatious personality from the jump so people get the wrong idea #But idk sometimes I’m literally just friendly and some dumbass guy is like yeah she wants me carnally #Getting confessed to by one of my classmates last spring while taking some of the hardest courses of my life was so traumatic #Then being hit up by his friend right after 😭😭#Please tell me what I did to make u think I was into you enough for you to be this bold so I can never do it again #This happens to me at parties too and guys get too touchy #Why does it have to be this serious #This is why I’m so glad to be avoiding guys rn like straight cis men are literally the bane of my existence #SO bitter ab these people they’ve ruined guy friendships for me forever #So many suppressed feelings ab this too I should journal about it probably

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ivycrownedpanther · 5 months

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🍇💘 happy rural dionysia! 💘🍇

This is my altar for today! Theres a candle for Dionysus in the middle (back), bracelet I made for him on the left, fluorite hearts carving on the right, and a peen shaped cookie in the middle (front)

As for dionysia activities, today I’ve prayed to him and accidentally fell asleep, made sugar cookies (with vanilla frosting & sprinkles), read hymns, prayed again, and now I’m probably gonna play some video games and maybe later watch a movie :3

#I like that my celebration has been kinda more laidback #especially bc I have some mystery ailment that’s causing me much pain and discomfort #so I’ve been able to do most of these things from my bed lol #my devotion is serious but also I’m a silly lil guy and also I’m in pain #dionysus #dionysus devotee #rural dionysia #country dionysia #festivals #hellenic polytheism #hellenic polythiest #hellenic pagan #my altar #jay says stuff #forgot to mention I painted my nails last night in honor of him for dionysia early cuz I didn’t want to do too much today lol

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