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୨♡ Ｗｉｎｔｅｒ Ｋｉｎｇ ＨＣＳ ♡୧
I am ashamed of tumblr for not making more fanfic of this funky fruit.
We got some general HCS and then some romantic ones under the cut! (I went a little overboard with the romantic ones, hehe!)
Gender-neutral
୨♡ Ｇｅｎｅｒａｌ ♡୧
-Man's self care routine is off the charts
-I'm serious, he has like- 80 different bubble bath concoctions.
-Smells like mint
-or some kind of cold scent.
-I feel like he loves dressing up fancy, so he has a closet full of sparkly suits
-maybe even some dresses if he's feeling special.
-Doesn't actually need to wear glasses, he just likes how they look.
-While he loves his winter wonder world, I feel like he'd enjoy rainy weather more than snow.
-He got rid of all his madness and sadness, yes, but I think he'd cry at something especially cute. Happy tears, y'know?
"Why are you crying, sir? Are you okay?"
"Oh, it's nothing. *sniff* Just those two rabbits that are cuddling."
-He is really bad at any percussion instrument
-like.. REALLY bad.
-His hands are too delicate for such a garish instrument as the drums!
-He loves playing duets on the piano, but rarely has anyone to play with.
-I mean, he could always concoct up an ice creature to play piano with him, but that's honestly quite dull.
-His favorite movie would probably be an old Christmas movie, like It's a Wonderful Life.
-He gets kidnapped by the Candy Queen so often, that occasionally he brings a book or something snuggly to help him wait for his ice scouts to rescue him.
-He once got so bored while kidnapped that he tried to read to some of the mutilated candy people
-That was the last time he saw his favorite book.
-Safe to say he doesn't bring his favorites anymore.
୨♡ Ｒｏｍａｎｔｉｃ ♡୧
-Will literally spoil his love interest rotten.
-You want that thing you saw earlier?
-Consider it yours
-You'd like for it to snow outside?
-A sprinkle or a blizzard?
-Literally anything, this man will go to the ends of the universe to get you what you'd like.
-Love languages are definitely gift giving and physical touch
-probably acts of service too.
-Loves dancing.
-Loves dancing.
-Whether it be a slow dance or ice-skating, he will take every opportunity to dance with you!
-He adores short people.
-Good, because he's tall as a giant.
-if you're shorter than him, he will no doubt use you as an armrest.
-He always makes remarks on how cute you are.
-Even if you're only two inches shorter than him.
-If you're taller...
-hoo boy.
-Expect him to be all over you.
-figuratively and literally.
-Will want you to carry him everywhere, sit in your lap, rest against you, whatever.
-Just let him touch you.
-He'll talk about how strong you are, how you'd be the perfect chair, etc. etc.
-He does the stupid "How's the weather up there?" jokes.
-Loves your body, no matter what it looks like.
-You're skinny?
-You're easy to carry around and dance with.
-You're chubby or fat?
-Literally will always be holding onto or resting on part of you. He loves squishy people.
-Somewhere in the middle?
-He could not care less. He loves you regardless of what you look like.
-And he makes sure to emphasize his point by complimenting you endlessly.
-He will never leave your side.
-Even if you need space, he doesn't.
-So why wouldn't you?
-Back to our regularly scheduled fluff-
-Candy Queen hates your guts.
-She thinks you're an obstacle, keeping her from the Winter King.
-No doubt tries to kill you.
-Multiple times. a day
-Her plans are always foiled, but if she gets too close to genuinely hurting you, Winter will be so upset.
"Oh, Dearest, please tell me you're okay!"
"You are?"
"Phew. I don't know what I'd do if you were hurt in any way."
-His petnames for you are probably
-Darling,
-Dearest,
-My love,
-There are a lot more, but those are the main ones.
-LOVES kissing you.
-Anytime, any way.
-He finds it adorable when his nose bumps your face.
-Favorite place to kiss would probably be the back of your hand.
-He is a gentleman after all.
-Overall, he just adores you.
-And he sincerely hopes you love him just as much as he does you.
Headcanon requests are open for Winter King! Don't be afraid to send an ask, and be shameless! I know I am! (No smut tho. Some spice is okay, however.)
Have some free WK art for coming this far!
reblog for a beginner writer?
#winter king x reader#gumy writes#x reader#adventure time#fionna and cake#winter king#the winter king#adventure time x reader#headcanons#my headcanons#fandom#he's so babygirl#fionna and cake x reader#winter king fanart#winter king x male reader#winter king x female reader#winter king x gn reader#brainrot
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untitled fic draft
(Summary: After the battle against Azure Lion, MK and Mei have a bit of a chat about power, destruction, and what it means to leave the world better than they found it.)
MK is sitting at the edge of the cliff overlooking Flower Fruit Mountain- well, what's left of it, anyways. Mei sits down beside him.
"What'chya thinkin' about, monkey man?"
MK flinches at the nickname, and then just sighs. Shit. That wasn't what Mei was going for. She tries again.
"Wow, you really did a number on this place, huh? S'fine, though, since I heard you totally kicked Azure's-"
"Is this better than we found it?" MK cuts her off. Mei just responds with a little noise of confusion. She's not really sure what he's talking about, but at least he's talking, instead of just sighing and staring. He continues.
"Well, as long as we leave the world better than we found it, it's all good, right? That's what Monkey King said."
Mei nods. She thinks she's starting to get it.
He continues on, gesturing out towards the shattered remains of Flower Fruit Mountain. "Is this better than we found it? Is anything? I just-"
MK cuts himself off with a noise of frustration, slumps down a little, and starts looking at his hands. Mei leans in, hugging him from the side, but it's like he doesn't even notice she's there.
{Note: at this point in the draft I switched to script form since it's easier for me to write dialogue in that format. im not switching it back for the same reason lol}
MK: When I- When Monkey Me was fighting Azure, it was-
MEI: [Interrupting] Awesome?
MK: Scary. It was scary. I was fighting Azure, destroying the whole island, swingin' my big tail around- and it was easy! All this? All this chaos, all this destruction? [MK wildly gestures towards the wreckage as he says this.] I was barely even trying.
[Mei nods. She knows this fear. Out of everyone else in the group, she understands best how it feels to hold destruction in her hands.]
MK: It just- It doesn't feel like I've made things better, you know? Like, Azure's defeated, hooray! Except- he was defeated already! Now we're right back where we were before this whole mess started, except now the Jade Emperor's gone, and I destroyed Flower Fruit Mountain, and-
[Mei interrupts.]
MEI: You made things better for me.
MK: [surprised] What?
MEI: Well, think about it! If we'd never met, I wouldn't have gotten my awesome sword! [She takes out said sword and waves it around a bit for effect, and then continues.] Plus, if you hadn't been there to calm me down when I first got the Samadhi Fire, I probably would've burned up the whole universe!
[She pauses for a second to let her words sink in, and then continues on.]
MEI: [Pretending to be trying to remember.] What was it you said to me then? Something like, "I know what it's like to have a power you don't know how to control?"
MK: [unintelligible]
MEI: Well, when I was doing fire training with Red Boy, y'know what I kept thinking? [She pauses for a second, for dramatic effect.] "If he can do it, so can I." Whadd'ya think about that, MK? If you could control Monkey King's powers, use them to save people, then I could do the same with the Samadhi Fire.
[MK is still not saying anything. Honestly, he seems to be so wrapped up in his moping that Mei's not sure whether he's listening to a word she's saying. Still, she bravely presses on.]
MEI: [playfully] C'mon, monkey man, you got this! [More seriously now.] If I can do it, so can you. Don't worry, MK- we can figure out this whole scary-fighty-monkey-guy-form thing together!
[MK takes a deep breath, like he's about to finally say something. Mei stands up, and holds out her hand to MK, as if to help him up. He's looking at her now, and at her outstretched hand. If there was music playing right now, it'd be triumphant, and dramatic, and peaceful, and hopeful. He reaches out to take her hand- and stops, as someone calls his name.]
PIGSY: [from offscreen] MK! We need your help with somethin' over here!
[And just like that, MK's smile returns, the mask is back up, and the moment is gone. He springs up from his seat, disregarding Mei's still-there hand.]
MK: [a little too cheerily] Coming! [He turns back to Mei, half-apologetic.] Sorry, Mei, gotta go!
[He exits the scene, leaving Mei alone. After he's gone, she turns back towards the cliff's edge, sits herself back down, and begins contemplating the scenery, much in the same way MK was doing not so long ago.]
#gumy writes#my writing#i switch between formats here but that's ok it's a draft#i really like writing in script form i should do it more often#i love these two they're soooo
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just posted chapter 2 of my xbeans hitman au! check it out!
#gumy writes#xbeans#hermitshipping#for more information on this au please check out my sideblog @t4t4tclethian
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only got half the v3 fit on. my bad
#gumi megpoid#megpoid gumi#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#gumi fanart#i was trying to write gumi megurine and was wondering why it wasnt showing up
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The moment Joel realizes he has a crush on xB is, objectively, quite a funny one. He’d almost certainly be laughing about it if it had been anyone else. As it is, though, he’s hopping mad, extremely indignant, and deeply embarrassed about the whole thing. Who ever heard of a hitman falling for their mark? (Well, a lot of people have- it’s a whole romance cliche for a reason. But it wasn’t supposed to actually happen!)
(ao3 link)
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It had all started a few days earlier, when Joel had been hanging out with the other Magical Mountaineers in the breakroom. Gem and Impulse were poring over some papers together, Skizz was on a phone call in the corner, Mumbo was politely watching as Scar fumbled through some magic tricks, and Grian was sitting on the couch with Joel, listening to him rant about his failures at killing xB (he’d drawn the short straw). Everything was normal.
And then, when Joel paused his tirade to take a breath, Grian said those fatal words. “From the way you talk about this guy, Joel, it’s almost like you’ve got a crush on the mark!”
Which was ridiculous, of course! He does blummin’ not, thank you! His relationship with xB was a perfectly platonic contract killing, and Joel is a professional! He knows better than to fall for his target, and he indignantly tells Grian as much.
But, of course, Grian is Grian, and the second he senses he’s touched a nerve he doubles down. And so he did.
“Contract killing? Give me a break, Joel! Your contract on this guy expired ages ago, and you’re not the type to work for free.” Grian’s eyes twinkled with mischief as he continued to needle at Joel. “Admit it, there’s something else going on here, isn’t there?”
Joel spluttered, and took a deep breath as he glanced around the room. Fuck. Everyone had stopped what they were doing to listen in on him and Grian now. He had to say something to throw them off or he would never be able to live this conversation down.
“My contract might be done, but unlike some people I finish the things I start, thank you very much!”
Grian squawked in indignation, and as he did so the others chuckled and turned back to their own conversations, unfounded accusations of romance forgotten. Grian’s tendency to leave things unfinished was well-known, and something that every assassin at Magic Mountain had teased him over many times.
But that thought refused to leave his brain. It had wiggled its way in like a worm. Did he have a crush on xB? Is that why he kept coming back when any sane person would’ve just given it up already? And the answer, of course, is no. All of Joel’s actions here have perfectly reasonable and professional explanations.
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Joel waits patiently on the rooftop across from Horse Head Farmer’s Market (which, despite the name, is actually a grocery store/money laundering scheme, not a farmer’s market), rifle at the ready, just as he has been for the past three and a half hours. You can’t rush a good sniping, after all, and xB’s schedule varies enough that Joel’s never quite sure when he’ll head out for lunch. (He’s pretty sure xB has done this specifically to spite Joel- the guy’s obsessed with him.)
Yes! Finally! xB steps out of the store, starts walking down the street, and- turns to look at Joel’s rooftop, makes direct eye contact with him, and gives him a friendly little wave, the infuriatingly sincere kind that makes Joel want to kill him even more. Dammit. He’s been caught. Also, wow, even from here Joel is a little wowed by how blue xB’s eyes are. Or maybe he’s just remembering how they look, because there’s no way Joel can actually see his eyes from here. They are definitely a very nice blue, though, and oh, huh, Joel realizes that Lizzie has blue eyes, too. Maybe he’s got a thing for blue-eyed people, and- OH SHIT RIGHT HE’S KILLING THIS GUY.
Joel fires, because even if he’s been discovered a vantage point is still a vantage point. Of course, xB somehow manages to not be in the bullet’s path, just like he always does, and then he gives Joel a disapproving look, like he’s actually disappointed Joel didn’t do a better job at trying to kill him.
God, he’s so cute, Joel’s brain has the audacity to think, like it’s trying to add insult to insult to injury. To Joel’s horror, he realizes in this moment that he’s had dozens, maybe even hundreds of thoughts like this, that just slipped through the cracks and went unnoticed.
Then, xB smiles at him again before heading on his way, and Joel falls off of the rooftop. He has time to think, Oh, I’m gonna kill Grian, as he plummets towards the ground. And then, everything goes dark, and he dies.
#hitman xbeans au#gumy writes! it’s a miracle!#this isn’t the end btw it’s just a good pausing point#hermitshipping#oh also btw in this au joel and lizzie are in an open relationship#bc i couldn’t write her out for the sake of yaoi. i just couldn’t.#so instead she has a thing with cleo and joel has a thing with xb and both of them know#but lizzie doesn’t wanna hear shit abt joel’s hitman activities
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commissioned from sdfjmeng
Crimson splatters groundwards from gloved fist, a lurid display of tantalising gore—the garish exhibition of a defense visibly breached allowed its moment to last in the limelight.
A defense breached, and yet, somehow still a boast—even though their nature meant it was a quiet one. Silent, and yet, utterly undeniable, particularly when it had not been his doing and instead was entirely their own.
In outstretched, wounded hand, a blood weapon pours, coalescing into form with an immediacy to arch even the most unimpressed of eyebrows. Liquid crystalised into solid, unyielding steel, it settles most satisfyingly within their grip.
By now, the bleeding’s stopped.
‘This one’s new.’ Ais grins, a gaze bright with something eager.
‘You’re welcome to ask for a weapon.’ Their voice is far steadier, but it is not for lack of enthusiasm—more so a commitment to propriety. At least for now.
‘Don’t need one,’ is his response. One they’ve long come to expect but the reassurance in checking regardless had them going through with such a ritual anyway—necessary for them to achieve complete certainty.
After all, he had to be entirely willing. That was the only way.
They shrug, readying themselves. ‘It’s your body. And your loss.’
His amusement in implacable place, he continues, matching their readied stance with one of his own.
‘Isn’t it always?’
#art#touchstarved#touchstarved game#ais#ais touchstarved#vere#touchstarved oc#the quartet#just polycule things#self-care is getting the shit beaten out of you by a lesbian#i love the contrast between how ethereal sabri looks and ais' post assbeating pregnancy glow#gumi writes
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HI POOKIE WOOKIE, SUGAR PLUM, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Okay how about gumi like reader x voxsune miku LMA8AOAO
You don't have to write it if you want to ofc! :3
This is a CERTIFIED silly Lil request (=^ェ^=)
Vox X Gumi!Reader
☆notes - HII POOKIE! So... I gave up on the voxune miku thing because I'm too tired to think of something and I had no idea on what to do with him so I just kept him normal-
☆content - headcanons of vox x reader who is like gumi (vocaloid) (personality wise and appearance wise)
☆warnings - gumi is portrayed with a more "sassy" like personality
☆characters - vox (hazbin hotel)
[♡] Vox
Vox was surprised to see a sinner, someone, a soul, who were basically an artificial intelligence in hell when he first met you.
After you two got close, sometimes you'd annoy Vox just for the giggles. It was funny seeing him busy and than randomly you popped up on his screen singing a song.
You reminded him a lot of Velvette, being all sassy towards him whenever you were in a bad mood.
He liked to put your glasses on your face when he walked past you just to hear you angrily curse at him while fixing them on your hair again.
Vox sees a lot of potential in you. You were an amazing singer, why wouldn't he try to get you to do some advertisement for him?
Since you were kind of an artificial intelligence, you could just go from whatever electronic he had to another with no problem.
Vox sometimes messed up with your voice bank if you were being too annoying. That way you would shut up because of how weird your voice sounds.
#♡ star's writing#vox x reader#vocaloid#gumi vocaloid#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin x reader#hazbin#the vees#the vees x reader#hazbin hotel vees
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nutty's candy girlfriends from that episode: nightlife version because they are WAY VERY IMPORTANT for nutty's falldown
#happy tree friends#htf#happy tree town nightlife#poppy#gumi#choco#huhhh#just gonna say guys...writing their participation on nutty's story is....well i hate the fucker now#thats HOW bad he messed uo with them :/#ooooh poppy is pop's youngest cousin!
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ghost!toji x reader ….. hmmmm hm hm hm
#THINKING MANY THOUGHTS#one thing abt me is i fucking LOVE ghosts easily the best supernatural creatures ill forever die on this hill#anyway my idea for it is cliche but im weak for it ok 😔😔#reader can see ghosts obviously. and ghosts need to settle their scores to move on properly#but toji is jaded and cynical and refuses to. he meets reader and is surprised they can see him but also doesnt really give a shit#but reader wants to help ghosts ichigo kurosaki style and ends up persuading toji to let them …#just. putting flowers on mamagumi’s grave… making sure gumi has a proper support system . checking up on shiu. etc etc#and obviously toji grows fond of reader because he hadnt realized how lonely he was#so maybe he asks for one final favor — for them to let him stay by their side for a bit longer ..#im also very much imagining this as a roomate au . toji crashes on your couch and you have to listen to his snoring from the bedroom <3333#I JUST THINK GHOST!TOJI IS SO GOODDDDD HE’S SO SAD :(((( but also such a prick#also 100% the type to spook anyone who tries to flirt w reader and theyre like ??? wtf was that for. 🤨🤨 he ignores them .#scary dog priviliege except the scary dog is incorporeal <3333 protects you but like . transparently#need to write this someday#i have a lotttt of trouble imagining toji romantically though like that’s my whole father …#IM GONNA TRY THO !!#ari noises ✩
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were you ever really there?
#this was prompted both by a recent mental breakdown AND the fact that i bought some donuts for myself 👍#donut (ha) worry i am ok !!!#at the time i am writing this (queue) i am going 2 go eat a donut ok cyaaa#vocaloid#gumi#gumi megpoid
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oh my god holy shit. wait. smp 101 time. fluffy do you know what the potato war is
sounds like my kind of war
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CAN U PRETTY PLEASE DO
angel reader WITH BIG FLUFFY WHITE WINGS x winter king
THANKS U
︵‿୨♡ Ｆｌｕｆｆｙ ♡୧‿︵
This is just a smaller one as kind of filler while I work on my better pieces.
Type: Headcannons
Gender neutral reader
Romantic
Summary: Just Winter King fawning over the reader, who has big fluffy wings <3 (Uhh also pre-established relationship go brr bc i want them to kiss.)
(Term definition: Blood feathers are feathers on a bird that need to be plucked out ASAP, otherwise they can get all weird and end up hurting the bird)
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-Let's just get this out of the way
-He calls you his angel.
-And he's SUPER cheesy about it.
"Oh, my darling angel, you're just so..."
"Wonderful."
-He wants you to wrap your wings around him constantly
-OMG OMG OMG
-If you held him and went flying,
-He would kiss you.
-He wants to do that so bad, and he'd do anything for it.
-If you ever need help plucking out blood feathers, he volunteers to help. Every time.
-He wants you to feel comfortable.
-Speaking of feathers
-He loves hugging you from behind and burying his face into your fluff.
-Sometimes it's a little too warm for his tastes, but he still loves it.
-If you have sensitive wings...
-hoo boy.
-Expect him to tease you all the time by trailing his fingers in between the feathers and speaking to you in a hushed tone.
-He loves seeing your red face when that happens.
"Hm..? What's wrong my angel?"
"Sensitive..?"
-If you have more bird like tendencies (like chirping,) he would find it so adorable.
-Even chirping back sometimes, just because he picked it up from you.
-He has a newfound appreciation for any feathered creature because of you.
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Your complimentary WK art, school doodle edition!
sorry it's so short this time, I'm trying to work on other stuff including school.
reblog for a beginner writer?
#winter king#winter king x reader#winter king fanart#fionna and cake x reader#x reader#gumy writes#the winter king#winter king x female reader#brainrot#fandom#fionna and cake#adventure time#winter king x male reader#winter king x gn reader#selfshipping community
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and you feel the heat of the flame
Sometimes, Mei misses the Samadhi Fire.
She doesn’t regret sealing it away, of course- the Lady Bone Demon’s gone for good, and the Fire was way too dangerous to keep around after that. Mei had agreed to remove it, and she isn’t gonna go back on that now. And hey, if she hadn’t been OK with giving it up, she could’ve just burnt them to a crisp and run off with it!
(That’s. Probably not a great thought to be having.) (It’s a little scary how easily Mei’s mind now jumps to the thought of the people she cares about burning alive, consumed by the Fire. By her Fire.)
And yet, she still kinda wants it back. She misses the burn in her chest, the prickling of power under her skin, the fight to keep the unstoppable surges of energy from breaking free. Yeah, it was scary, but it was the kind of scary she knew how to handle. It was intense, and terrifying, and difficult, and exhausting, and exhilarating.
But beyond that, the thing Mei misses the most about the Samadhi Fire is the power it gave her.
Like Red Boy said, the Samadhi Fire was an interdimensional weapon of unimaginable power. Holding it inside of her was kind of like how she imagines surfing a giant tidal wave would be- you hang tight and do your best to ride it, or else it’ll eat you up and not even notice you were there. When she had the Fire, the strength of that tidal wave behind her, Mei was like the big kid on the block, confident that nobody was gonna try and mess with her or her friends. She could take anybody, beat anyone. She had enough power inside of her to obliterate any threat without even breaking a sweat. Who’s gonna mess with a ticking time bomb? No baddie who likes their bits where they are, thank you very much!
And besides, who wouldn’t miss having LITERALLY the strongest weapon in the UNIVERSE on hand to protect their friends?
(Mei’s mind fills with the blackened scraps of MK’s jacket, being blasted away by the heat. The blotchy burn scars dotted up and down MK’s arms. The smell of melting iron and burning monkey hair.)
(It’s fine. It all turned out, didn’t it? MK’s fine and Monkey King’s fine and they don’t blame Mei so she shouldn’t either and everything’s okay, actually.)
Mei takes a deep breath and keeps running through training exercises with her sword. Calm, quiet, still. Just focus on what you’re doing. She doesn’t have the power of the Samadhi Fire behind her anymore. That’s okay. She doesn’t need it. She can be strong enough to protect everyone, without needing to put the whole universe at risk.
(And these are the things she tells herself, over and over again, as she desperately runs through her stances and tries to pretend that every ounce of her body isn’t itching to reclaim her fire and burn the whole world down to burn herself down to protect the people she cares about.)
#gumy writes!!#title is from hellfire by the mechanisms#having this in a tumblr post is like. wow. this is a lot shorter than i thought lmao#lmk mei#lmk ficlet#i hc mei as getting intrusive thoughts after the s3 finale abt burning her friends#not that important here but this was fun and i kind of want to write more of it??#this is the first thing ive written and finished for like. months
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Tango Gets an ID
happy birthday, @cuuno!
Summary: A couple months ago, Impulse, Skizz, and Zed found themselves beta-testing a Smart House-style AI named Tango, who they eventually befriended, “liberated” (stole), and transferred to a cobbled-together robot body, before all moving out together. However, Tango can’t put his name on a lease if he doesn’t legally exist, so somehow he needs to get an ID- and fast. Enter Xisuma, a hapless/humble employee of the Hermiton DMV (nicknamed the Evil Empire by his brother, the manager).
Wordcount: 1852 words
Generally, Xisuma would say he enjoys his job at the Hermiton DMV- or, at the very least, he certainly doesn’t hate it. Sure, it can be tiring or frustrating at times (as in: most of the time), and sure, his manager/brother can be a bit difficult to work with, but on the whole he doesn’t mind it.
Today… today’s weird, though. On a normal day, the building would be so full of people that there’d be a line forming outside. Not today, though. Today, the building’s completely deserted. Xisuma checks the “Hang In There!” cat calendar hanging by his desk, but there’s still no holidays or anything, just like there weren’t the last three times he’s checked. The place is just… empty. He wonders if something’s about to hap-
The door swings open, very rudely interrupting Xisuma’s internal monologue. It’s probably just Wels, coming in for his shift approximately… 45 minutes early- except no, it isn’t. Instead, it’s a big guy, wearing a black t-shirt with a yellow “i” emblazoned on it, who Xisuma vaguely recognizes as a friend of a friend of a friend, met at some party or other. Oh, what was his name again…? Insulation? Impulse? Insurance? Xisuma wants to say “Insurance.” Yeah, that’s probably right.
Insurance also seems to be dragging- is that another person??- behind him, someone who Xisuma has absolutely and 100 percent never seen before. The stranger has spiky blond hair, lots of piercings, a leather jacket, and for whatever reason seems not quite right, walking around like he’s not quite sure how to move like a human being. Odd. Probably fine, though!
The two visitors walk up to Xisuma’s desk, and the slightly unsettling blonde speaks first, with an almost tinny-sounding voice.
“Uhh… Hello! I’m Tango, of the TEK model, he/him! Uhm, I was wondering how I could get an ID, Mr… Uh… Void?” (Xisuma jumps for a second, before remembering that he is in fact wearing a nametag.)
For about five seconds, Xisuma wonders if “model” is some sort of new slang word he isn’t caught up on yet, before remembering that he is being paid to answer exactly these sorts of questions.
“Yeah, sure! It sounds to me like you’re just looking to get a standard ID card, is that right?” Tango looks over to Insurance, who nods at him, before turning back towards Xisuma and replying.
“Yep, that sounds right!”
“Okay, and do you have a DMV account already?”
Tango’s face is bright as he blithely chirps out a “Nope!”
Xisuma sighs internally, but outwardly is still all smiles as he directs his strange customer to “just head over to that kiosk over there to make an account!”
Tango does indeed head over, Insurance at his heels, and Xisuma is left to wonder exactly what it is about the blonde that sets off that little “uncanny valley” feeling. The two friends giggle at the kiosk for a bit, and then Tango calls Insurance- no, Impulse, by name. Xisuma is such a derp.
It is also very weird that, other than himself and his two odd guests, the DMV is still completely empty. Where is everyone?
(NOTE: There is no way for Xisuma to know this, but the DMV is empty because just outside the building, Zedaph and Skizzleman are doing magic tricks to distract the crowd. Team ZITS had originally planned to do a heist to get Tango an ID, but this plan was foiled by Xisuma’s complete failure to notice what was happening outside. Now, back to the show.)
Tango’s voice rings out across the room as he calls out a question for Xisuma.
“Hey, let’s say, for the sake of discussion, that I am a robot pretending to be a human.” Impulse’s snickers can be heard distinctly, but Tango presses on. “Would I be allowed to click ‘no’ on the ‘Are you a robot?’ thingamadoodle?”
Xisuma, ever the helpful employee, valiantly pretends that he doesn’t hear Impulse and Tango laughing as he ponders the question. It’s a serious one, one that he hadn’t considered before. Finally, he answers.
“Well, I think no, probably? I mean, the captcha is kind of there specifically to stop that sort of thing, I think.” (It really isn’t, but of course the question is hypothetical, right?)
Tango nods and politely thanks him. He then slides back, exaggeratedly gesturing to the kiosk, and the still-laughing Impulse steps up to take his place. Impulse presses the “no” button for his friend, and then backs up, allowing Tango to return to the signup process. Wow, they’re sure taking the bit pretty far, huh? Not that Xisuma really has any room to judge, seeing as how he’s taken his own bits much further in the past. Som rather than wasting even more time trying to figure out what is up with those two, Xisuma elects to make mournful eye contact with the poor, dangling kitty on his calendar, and wonders why he ever let his brother talk him into his job, He could’ve been a dentist.
For the second (third? He’s lost count) time that day, Xisuma’s train of thought is derailed by one Mr. Tango Tek, as the man(?) innocently asks him another question, prompting an exchange that goes something like this:
TANGO: Hey, it’s asking for my Social Security Number; what does it mean?
XISUMA: [amused] Well, that’s kind of obvious, innit? It wants your Social Security Number!
TANGO: [dead serious] Yeah, I know! What is it, though?
XISUMA: [incredulous] What?
TANGO: What’s a Social Security Number?
At this point, (and oh, joy, Impulse appears to be filming the whole thing on his phone,) Xisuma barely makes it a few words into his painful explanation of Social Security Numbers before Tango suddenly stands up, ramrod-straight. In a stilted voice, he announces that he needs to use the restroom, and walks off in exactly the opposite direction from the (clearly-marked! restrooms). Xisuma considers telling him, but then he notices Impulse’s completely unconcerned face and the look in Tango’s glowing(!!) red eyes, and promptly decides that discretion is the better part of valor. (As Tango leaves, Xisuma could swear that he sees sparks flying out of the blonde’s elbows.)
And then it’s just him and Impulse standing in an otherwise empty DMV lobby. The AC’s whirring is almost deafening amid the suffocating silence. Eventually, one of them breaks the silence, and, with the awkwardness that only comes with speaking to an acquaintance/friend-twice-removed, they manage to strike up some semblance of a conversation.
“So… how’ve you been?”
“Can’t complain. You?”
“Same here, I guess.” More silence. Xisuma shifts in his seat. The air conditioning seems even louder than before.
“Is it okay if I ask you something kinda weird?”
“Sure, I guess? As long as it stays family-friendly, of course.”
“Oh, no, nothing like that. It’s just…”
“It’s just what?”
“The manager here- my brother, actually- they’re into crypto and e-commerce and all that stuff. Like, really into it.”
“Uh-huh.”
“And, well, he was saying that he’ll buy McDonalds for whichever one of us-” Xisuma gestures halfheartedly to the empty desks around him. “Has managed to sell the most of his Derpcoin by the end of the month. So, uh, maybe…?”
“Sorry, man, I’m not really interested in crypto stuff.”
“Yeah, that’s fair.”
“Good luck with your McDonalds thing, though.”
“Thanks!”
Their conversation trails off once again, and once again Xisuma finds himself
shuffling his feet and glanding around the room to avoid making eye contact with Impulse (who seems to be doing the same). The clock says it’s 1:07 PM- only 32 minutes until Wels is back from his lunch break.
And then, after what seems like hours (but is actually two minutes, max), Tango, whose eyes are definitely not glowing red and if they are then it’s just a trick of the light, finally returns, albeit through a door that, as far as Xisuma knows, is the only way in or out of a storage closet and is definitely not the door Tango had left through. The red-eyed man waves, and does a little half-jog over to where Xisuma and Impulse are still standing.
Tango says something that’s probably along the lines of “Hey guys! Sorry I took so long!” and Xisuma and Impulse probably tell him that it’s fine and that it’s no big deal. Honestly, Xisuma is only half paying attention at this point- he’s too distracted by Tango’s strange manner, and the slowly intensifying feeling of uncanny valley. And so, as his two customers return to the kiosk and continue entering in information, Xisuma stares off into space and wonders about Tango’s inhumanly red eyes. Are they contacts? It’s certainly possible. Or, what if they’re not? Xisuma’s pretty sure he’s heard somewhere that weed can make your eyes red- what if it’s that? Is Tango a weed-guy?
Finally, Impulse and Tango finish up at the kiosk, and head back to the desk. Xisuma takes Tango’s picture, in his daze only barely remembering how to work the camera, despite using it every day. When that’s finished, he asks the two to sit down for a second while Tango’s temporary ID prints. After what could’ve been years (likely just minutes, though), the temporary ID papers are ready to go, and Xisuma calls them back up to his desk, cringing a little as he does it. It feels so weird to do all of this with only three people in the building (still! What is this?)- but Impulse and Tango don’t seem to mind, Impulse gesturing for Tango to walk over. The printer spits out the papers that make up Tango’s temporary ID, and Xisuma gladly hands them over the counter. They stand in silence for maybe a second before Xisuma remembers, Oh, right, customer service script.
“Thank you for coming to the Hermiton DMV! You’ll need to pay a fee of $33. May I have the address to your place of residence so that we can mail you your permanent ID? Or, if you’d prefer, you can come back in a couple of days to pick it up.”
Tango and Impulse seem thoughtful, quietly debating which option to choose. Xisuma silently prays that they choose to mail it in instead of coming back- he knows it’s rude, but honestly this day has been stressful enough that he kind of hopes to never see these two again.
For once, whatever god(s) are up there take pity on him, as the two customers opt to have Tango’s permanent ID mailed to the address Impulse happily provides. As they turn to leave, Xisuma wishes them a nice day, and means it.
(On his way out, Tango trips over nothing, and catches himself on a nearby chair. Xisuma doesn’t notice, or if he does then he pays it no mind. Still, when his shift is over and he is finally free to leave, he’ll wonder how the chair’s (admittedly cheap) plastic could’ve splintered so quickly, and find himself slightly baffled at the smell of iron, oil, and static electricity that still hangs in the air.)
As he rests at home, Xisuma receives a message from his coworker, Beef.
BEEF: Hey X, Zed just told me he’s hosting a get-together at his new place next week, wanna come? He seemed really excited about it, said something about having someone interesting he wanted us to meet.
XISUMA: Sounds fun, count me in!
#hermitfic#gumy writes#unfortunately i wasn't able to include all of team ZITS as much as i wanted to#hopefully this will suffice
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💛💫Voca/Utauloid Headcanons of Mine💫💛
Not proofread, too lazy😍😍
💫 Hatsune Miku 💫
I think Miku is a bit of a spoiled diva, but only a bit!
She is pretty generous despite the whole "World is Mine" thing, I like to think she uses her brand to get charities off the ground🤔
Miku gives me Pansexual and proud vibes
Her hair is a chore to take care of and takes hours to prepare for a concert! Loads of teal hair in the trash and clogging the shower drain.
She has an arsenal of scrunchies at the ready for her pigtails>:)
Miku doesn't like the coral colour. Yknow that reddish orange colour? She doesn't like wearing it.
Miku doesn't actually know how to do make-up, Luka always does it for her!
💫 Kagamine Rin 💫
Rin has ADHD me thinks🤔
She has a load of fidget spinners cuz she thinks they are cool✊
She has roller skates and she rides around town in the 24/7!
Her bow collection rivals Jojo Siwa's and is definitely more fashionable😩
Her notebook is filled with all sorts of goofy song ideas written in bright orange highlighter.
She has to cut her hair or it starts to grow out- like almost as long as Miku's! It grows fast so regular hair trims><
She love love LOVES little charms and accessories! Sanrio and Animal Crossing are some of her favourite things to collection stuff from!
💫 Kagamine Len 💫
I have the most to say about him cuz he is my favourite so strap in>:)
Len has a skateboard that has all sorts of stickers on it ranging from MLP G2 stickers from his sister to spiderman and undertale references!
Len forgets stuff easily, he isn't stupid just stuff slips his mind easily. So he carries a small pocket book to write stuff in if it's important!
He plays piano and guitar obvi but I totally see I'm sitting down after football season on the field after school and playing some melodies on an acoustic guitar with his homies.
Also has to trim his hair regularly JSKSJSKSJSK (Rapunzel Len😳😳???)
He snatches scrunchies from Miku's collections sometimes to put in his hair sometimes cuz he likes them.
100% a brony I refuse to believe otherwise♡♡♡
Can be a gentleman when he wants SoE wasn't 100% a lie💫
Fingerless gloves, T-shirts over white hoodies, naturally torn jeans, and bright sneakers or combats slay💅
Raging bisexual king
Had a crush on Fukase once. Immediately didn't anymore.
Possibly trans masc? Idk I feel like he isn't but he has that t-boy swag👁👁
Fangirls lowkey scare him, like yes he knows he has them and yes he is terrified of them. (Mention that Tei girl and he is outta there.)
Probably has a crush on random Utauloid girls cuz they aren't popular and he has a higher chance of wooing them💀
Does his make-up himself cuz Luka never adds enough eyeliner for his highness.
💫 Megurine Luka 💫
Mom friend
A bit of an air head and she always spends hours picking out her outfits because they needs to be perfect('□`)
She Miku dated at one point🤔
Make-up wizard~!!!
She does everybody's make-up except for Len's.
Really soft hands, like ethereal. If you hold them you will instantly feel self-conscious about yours if you're like me.
She sheds. Everywhere. It's like pink little worms everywhere. She sheds more than Miku. If the drain isn't clogged by a teal monster it's a pink one.
Paints everyone nails, yes even his highness Len. Luka just has really light handy-work! Super delicate and great for little details><
Luka likes to draw and paint pretty scenery!
She has an affinity for sun hats💛💛
Cottage core lesbian vibes
💫 Shion Kaito 💫
Kaito has an ice cream truck. He drives it around town while it plays a heavy metal version of the ice cream truck theme. Scares all the kids.
He and Len play smash bros as Joker and Pit 24/7 and have the most intense screaming battles!
He has a pusheen plush collection><
He has his room at like, 10 degrees colder than the rest of the mansion cuz mf likes his blankets and he is a.... Snowman.
HHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Anyways he has a whole closet of just scarves and it's like walking through a car wash minus all the water and soap almost.
We all know he wears his scarves to the pool but did you know he also wears them in the shower?!?!?!😱😱😱😱
Kinda feels like an omni with a male lean.
💫 Sakine Meiko 💫
She has every single alcoholic drink at the local bar memorized....
She really likes heels! She has a whole bunch. Kinda like the Barbie of Vocaloid when it comes to them U_U💅
She and Luka are besties and they have that lesbian "besties" vibe going on JSKJSSKSJJSSJ
Mmmmm yiAS- And they were *best friends.*
Anyways Meiko is totally called Koko and Meimei around the house.
When she isn't chugging alcohol she is chugging some kind of apple cider.
I feel like if her mascot item wasn't sake it would be apples or lipstick🤔
She has a whole 3 drawers of just lipsticks btw
💫 Kasane Teto 💫
As we all know she is now a Synth. But in my heart I still call her an Utau even tho it's technically wrong- but it's also not harming anyone so who cares?
She and Miku went on a date once. Best day of her life😍/hj
She is a bread connoisseur and her current dream is to some day visit France😔✊
Her hair is such a pain to style in the morning- when she isn't going out she doesn't even bother and leaves it loose.
I headcanon she and Fukase are siblings and also Fukkatsu Kozuko's older siblings. They all have those red eyes... they must be related! (Kozuko just got the recessive hair genes obviously LSJSKJSAKJSKAS)
Totally has gamer rage and plays competitive games like League of Legends and the online Pokemon battles.
Totally a huge Pokemon nerd btw and her favourite game is Pokemon Y cuz it's based on France!
She beat Rin over the head with a baguette once....
Pansexual or Bisexual vibes... tbh whatever it is she isn't straight that's for sure I mean that girl definitely has a crush on Miku.
Speaking of which, she is a frequent donater to Miku's collection getting her more scrunchies every chance she gets 😔
💫 Oliver 💫
MY BOYYYYYY
Oliver is great💛💛💛
When asked if he is a dog person or a cat person he confidently replies with "I'm a bird person>:D!!"
Luka was screaming about a spider in the snack cabinet once and he just grabbed it and ate it. I mean, it *was* in the snack cabinet. I wouldn't be surprised if he put it there....
He is kinda prone to getting sick easy.
He has asthma:(((
Len got him shoes and he never wears them.
Brush his hair for him, he will like it Q-Q *Holds Oliver gently*
💫 Fukase 💫
I don't like Fukase. But I also like him. Like I like that I can dislike him yknow? He is a radical dude and I think he is great we would just totally argue all the time and call eachother rude names then bro hug and fist bump and if anyone asks no we aren't friends we are broskenimes.
House hold name? Fuck ass.
He takes pride in that name.
He, Len, and Piko play minecraft together and take turns blowing up each other's houses.
Totally takes his little sister to meet ups with Len just to piss him off/freak him out.
He eats his toe nails.
Raging gay ass mf here
💫 Utatane Piko 💫
This trans mf
T-Boy swag is strong with this one
Also probably a gay but I also see him being an omni with a male lean
Dating Fukase 100%
They blow each other's house up in minecraft as a display of affection♡♡♡
He and Len are broskis forever and have friendship bracelets that are MLP themed
His favourite pony is Rarity or DJ Pony and yes he is a brony.
He also really likes TBHK and Genshin Impact
Uses all his money to get his husbandos
Cat person tbh
💫 Kamui Gakupo 💫
EYYY MY OTHER FAVOURITE LOID!!!
Omni with that male lean I mean look at those gay samurai from Japanese history he is totally one of those.
"IT'S NOT GAY! IT'S TRADITION!!😤😤😤"
Totally in denial about his gayness.
Rhythm game king
He takes great pride in his hair and he doesn't actually shed that much like Miku and Luka!
Doesn't actually like eggplants he just got them stuck on him because of popipo and Dancing Samurai.
He prefers grapes😔
Wine enthusiast and actually more of an alcoholic than Meiko😳
Gave Len advice on how to get hot girls once and the advice wound up with the girl jumping into the pool fully dressed to avoid him.
100% not gay guys idk what you're talking about
💫 Megpoid Gumi 💫
I don't have many headcanons for her😭😭
She has a garden!
Did a Lumine from Genshin Impact cosplay once😳😳😳
Totally into Len at one point but Len was too dense to notice
Straight alliance(???)
Again not much here for her
Into Octonauts tho, Tweak is her favourite.
💫 VFlower 💫
FLOWERRRR!!!
She is totally Miku's crush 🥺🥺
Tbh, ace vibes
Another one of Len's broskis
She hates her new design
Slay queen tbh
I don't have much on her either but she is cool asf
I feel like she worked at a McDonald's once and idk why🤔
Currently works at a cafe
Huge P5 fan idk why
Also an artist! She is more into character design tho:)
Awesome fashion sense.
💫 Akita Neru 💫
Imma be honest with yall, I don't like her😰
I hate tsunderes so much they are so annoying and they make my skin boil.
Watching her be so mean to Len in the fics I read makes it really hard for me to like her cuz Len is my emotional support character so I don't have any headcanons for her.
But I don't wanna disappoint so I'll make a few on the spot!
She is a top streamer and has lots of male fans cuz she has that gremlin streamer that runs off of doritos and mountain dew vibes><
Has an Insta and uses Tumblr 24/7 in secret👀👀
She feels like a straight alliance to me
Anger issues
Maybe she is used to getting ignored and the only way she thinks she can get Len's attention is by bullying him?
Idk
💫 Fukkatsu Kozuko 💫
I made her so I obvi have a lot of headcanons but none of them are fact because I want her to be like all the other loids:)
One of them cursed Len simps
But she is tame about it and honestly a sweetheart soooo we gucci👌
She isn't stalking him like Tei and Mayu or beating him up like Neru. Just like, normal girl stuff.
Even then she doesn't get into cat fights over it cuz she doesn't have the confidence to.
Oh yeah! Low self-esteem cuz her VB is crappy and she has a lisp sometimes 😔😔
She feels like she might fall somewhere on the autism spectrum, but that might just be me self-protecting again🤔
Probably cries easily.
She really likes to decorate her room in cutesy pink stuff and she always wears these over the top soft girl outfits.
A huge fan of Miku! Really wants to be her friend but doesn't have the confidence to talk to her.
Rin, Len, Oliver, and Teto are her friends. (Teto doesn't have a choice cuz they are siblings/j)
Fukase insults her a lot but not in the mean way in the sibling way yknow yknow
Like "You're smelly"
Fukase let her play minecraft with him and his gang once and they all had cute cottages by the end of it. Fukase was >:[ing the whole time cuz he wanted her to be annoying to Len.
She is that friend who is too nervous to talk up so she just agrees and nods to everything and she is easily manipulated into things q-q
She is scared of Mayu, Tei, and Neru and they are mostly the reason she doesn't approach Len unless multiple people are around. She feels a lot safer when Fukase is there cuz Fukase is... Fukase is scary. No one wants to mess with Fukase. Mess with Fukase mess with some ancient eldritch horror or smth.
#vocaloid#kasane teto#utauloid#adelita writes#teto kasane#vocaloid hatsune#hatsune miku#miku hatsune#kagamine len#len kagamine#kozuko fukkatsu#fukkatsu kozuko#kagamine rin#rin kagamine#fukase vocaloid#oliver vocaloid#luka megurine#megurine luka#ruka megurine#gumi megpoid#megpoid gumi#vocaloid gumi#kamui gakupo#vocaloid gakupo#gakupoid#kaito shion#shion kaito#kaito vocaloid#meiko sakine#sakine meiko
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megumi’s love language is taking note of things. its instinctual and after spending day-to-day periods with itadori and nobara, he sometimes wished he didn't.
he knew the stuff they hated, their favorite foods and places, and as time progressed the bins in his head allowed for his friends would pile and in response, more room would form.
this included you too of course but there was something different about you. you made him feel all kinds of emotions and he wanted to learn more about you. to cram more information in his mental bin...willingly.
You effortlessly took the reigns of his brain and even when he wasn't trying to learn about you, his eyes would follow you. and before he knew what was happening, and his ears would listen when you spoke, so it took a short period of time for him to figure out what you liked. and what you hated. he could decipher your funny, cute expressions and your emotions.
he'd try to be the first one to check on you, to wish you congratulations on things you thought everyone forgot about. but what was even weirder to him? he wanted to do something with what he knew about you.
when you said that you’ve never been to a concert before, he wanted to buy tickets for you but your favourite artist wasn’t on tour. That time that you said that you really liked this this necklace, he wanted to get you a matching set with earrings.
Sharing with you felt ok, late night calls with you always made him feel happy even tho it made him a grouch in the morning. and hanging out with you always made him smile a little too much.
he remembered that you didn’t like your smile and the cute shape your eyes would crease. He effortlessly notes that your favourite shows and even hyperfixtations and thinks about you when he sees any posts about them.
He could vividly recall you stopping and quickly taking out your phone to take pictures of pretty sunsets. he wished that he could give you the sun. but sadly he couldn’t but a few days ago when you said you liked stars he wanted to take you to you to his favorite park and stargaze with you,
and so thats what he did, you two came early and even had a picnic before the sky was littered in stars and together you two observed the stars in wonder.
he was staring at the sky but soon he turned to you. he found you a more beautiful sight. he hoped very much that your face would light up the same way it did whenever you were excited after his surprise for you.
he slowly took your hand, hiding his blush with the other and you took his, and even tough you liked holding his hand and dragging him to places there was something different about the way he was looking at you and smiling today.
and it felt almost too soon when you two headed to his place to finish watching the movie you started earlier. Though it didn’t take long before his lifted his hands and slowly covered your eyes. "what are you-"
"I have a surprise for you. on the count of three, look at the ceiling." "One...two...three." his hands are lowered and you look up at the ceiling, the ceiling that is covered in neon stars, a cluster of stars forming the words,
'I love you, y/n'
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a/n: gonna pretend he didn't run out of stars while decorating and writing your name.
prt 2 (yuuji x reader)
various imagines
#honestly i don't like this as much as i did before#but it could b bc if i read to too many times but its the first time ive written 'gumi !!!#jujutsu kaisen megumi#jjk megumi#megumi imagine#megumi fluff#megumi x reader#megumi headcanons#jjk fluff#jjk imagines#jjk headcanons#megumi fushiguro#jjk x reader#nana writes 🎁
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