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yashley · 4 months
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ashley in critical role one-shots* (part 2)
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puwumats · 1 year
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"I'll extend the hilt to Kingsley."
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pocketgalaxies · 2 months
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hey sam love your fruity surfer version of grog
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thevalleyisjolly · 7 months
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[Image description: The Domino Effect meme, with the first domino labelled "Grog looting Thordak's lair" and the last domino labelled "Live más and check your Gmail." End ID]
Along with flat whites with vanilla and shitty T-shirt printing companies in southern California, Taco Bell and Gmail are probably the lifeblood of the Critical Role team.
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myryathedreamer · 1 year
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Quotes about the strange nature of Taliesin's existence - Day 35
Travis: "You know how smart he is? He's been playing this for 2000 years, Matt."
(Vox Machina Vs. Mighty Nein)
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shadowglens · 7 months
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thinking about olympia at lvl 20 😳
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potatoesandsunshine · 5 months
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just imagined grog with a handful of baby chicks. please respect my privacy at this time
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agardenandlibrary · 2 years
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Finally watched ep 100 of Critical Role campaign 1. should only take me another 2 years to watch the last 15 episodes >.>
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critcatbar · 2 years
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Keyleth (and Vex) meeting Lieve'tel got me like
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But also like
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Can't help it. I loooove Liam and the way he rps. Can't wait for this dynamic to fuck me up.
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skrimblo · 6 months
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been having a bad week and grogs oneshot was the only thing that kept me from going insane
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ariadne-mouse · 8 months
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I can't recall if I posted this before but I would love to have a "the M9 play DnD" oneshot like they did for C1, with Veth DMing like Grog did
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lesbeauien · 9 months
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They have both a Bag of Holding and a Portable Hole now. Every day we get closer to Accidental Astral Sea Explosion. I'm personally hoping that it happens at the very end of the campaign so we can get a post-canon Search for Grog-esque oneshot to save Chetney from his own dumbassery, at the end of which Travis finally rolls a 100, and Chetney dies peacefully in his sleep right immediately after everyone put all that effort in to save him.
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reilora-borealis · 8 months
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M9 oneshot liveshow is happening in a month and I am losing sleep
WHERE are Caleb and Beau fr???
how are the rest of m9 going to find them if sending is all screwy but more importantly how will Jester survive without her primary outlet for chaos
is this going to be like the search for Grog where Liam and Marisha have to play guest characters
CADUCEUS. (him!)
okay look I need to see shadowgast being domestic but I also need to see shadowgast being angsty but I also need to see shadowgast being extremely horny do you understand
do beauyasha have a kid? do fjorester have a kid???
are veth and yeza divorced
please for the love of god I need someone to get that collar off of Caleb because if no one can roll high enough I will simply bash my head in with a rock
what if we get new character art. what then
they don't know that revivify spells aren't working... what if they find out the hard way
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totonieee · 1 year
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Grog’s Oneshot: Grog being the DM!!
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finn-writes-stuff · 1 year
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Hello :) I must admit I've been binge reading your content. I was hoping I could request a Percy (Vox Machina) x gn reader where he gets very worried when reader either nearly sacrifices themselves for him or they take a risk that he didn't think was necessary? 10/10 worried perce is adorbs but i also feel guilty o.o 👉👈 ngl I live for when he be stressing and overprotective lmao. Poor Percy needs a vacation.
I Need You
Percy hadn't let himself care for someone this much ever since he lost everyone. How had you managed to change that?
Percy de Rolo x Reader
Fandom: The Legend of Vox Machina/ Critical Role
Format: Oneshot (1550 words)
Content Warnings: Fairly light descriptions of injuries, and an argument between Reader and Percy. Talk of potential deadly harm, as this takes place after a battle.
Gender Neutral Reader
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Consider the image of Percy on vacation in one of those Hawaiian shirts and big sunglasses. Also I do not apologize for the amount of Pike. She is everything to me<3 -Finn
"Now, I know reckless in a fight," Pike said, carefully wrapping a bandage around the deep wound on your leg. "I have been reckless in a fight. But that? That was not reckless. That was stupid. And stupid will get you killed out there! And then where would we be?" 
You knew her well enough to recognize the concern under the scolding, even as she wrapped the bandage a little tighter than necessary to punctuate her point. You felt bad about letting her look after you even after she had burned the last of her spell slots, but she hadn't been keen on taking no for an answer after getting a look at the injury, dragging you to your room in the keep. According to her, it was a miracle you’d gotten back to the keep at all on that leg after the battle. Even when you insisted you could wrap it yourself, she waved you off. Too kind for her own good with a party like this. Sometimes she was the only thing keeping you all from running headfirst to your demises. (Or at least yanking you all back when you tried.)
"I know, I know. I'm sorry, Pike. I just couldn't let Percy take the hit instead, he didn't see it coming, he would be worse off than I am now." You smiled at the cleric, shrugging your shoulders sheepishly. Pike didn’t look all that impressed, but you knew she understood. 
His gun had jammed in the middle of the battle, a familiar flaw of its mechanisms. But instead of teasing your lover about it like usual, you had seen an attacker lunge at him as he let his guard down. He was a ranged fighter, nothing should have been allowed to get that close in the first place. Of course, he dropped his guard for a moment. In any other fight, he would have been fine to unjam his gun while ducking back from the battle. 
It sent an uncomfortable chill down your spine when you imagined what might have happened if you hadn't been so close. Throwing yourself in the way and fighting off the creature had landed you with a blindingly painful wound on your leg and likely a couple of bruised ribs if the ache that came with breathing was anything to go by. It had been stronger than you'd expected, and getting hit with the flat of a weapon may have been better than the edge, but it still hurt like a bitch.
"Both of you were being stupid. If I see that happen again, you'll have Grog patch you up instead. And he hasn't quite gotten a handle on his bedside manner, yet." 
Laughing hurt, but It was good to know Pike was relaxed enough to joke. Meant that you probably weren't dying. 
"Pike! Are they-" Percy bolted into the room, looking for all intents a wild man, before stopping in his tracks at the sight of you. A load of tension dropped from his shoulders, but only for long enough for him to register your injuries. You knew you looked pretty rough. In all fairness, so did he, his white hair shot through with wisps of gray from gunsmoke and the black powder always left on his gloves. He must have been running his hands through it, if it’s messy style was anything to go off of. 
"Hey, Percy," you said softly, doing your best to offer a reassuring smile. It must have been closer to a grimace with the concerned noise he bit off  in response. There was something a little heartbreaking about the open stress and worry in his eyes as he stepped forward, hesitating to touch you. He so often had his emotions in check, that seeing them so openly on display felt unfair to him. You grabbed his hand, squeezing it a moment, and the contact seemed to pull him back out of his thoughts. 
"By the gods, what were you thinking? Are you insane? You could have gotten yourself killed! Who just jumps in front of an attack like that?" He wasn't quite yelling, wouldn't yell at you in your own room, but the panic set into his voice was more than a sufficient substitute. 
"Percy, it's not like you were dodging it, you would have been hit instead." You made an attempt at answering reasonably, trying to calm his worries, but if anything, it only made it worse somehow. 
"Then you should have let it hit me instead of throwing yourself at a blade! If it had hit you at a different angle it very well could have gone straight through you! Were you thinking at all?" He had dropped your hand now, pacing a circle in your room. 
"I was thinking about how you were going to get hit. Is it such a crime to look out for you?" 
"At the cost of yourself, yes!"
"I'm not going to sit and watch you get hurt if I can do something about it!"
"And make me watch you nearly die instead?"
Pike spoke up before you could say anything, pushing herself to her feet. "Both of you. Quit it." She was obviously both annoyed and exhausted. You and Percy both wilted under her tone as she turned to look at you. "That was a stupid and dangerous move today. Don't pull that again. Percy, Don't yell at someone who saved you, you sound like an asshole. They need to rest, so shelve your argument for later." 
The wind had been taken out of his sails, leaving him standing back by the wall, thoroughly chastised. "I, yes, of course, Pike."
"Don't walk on that leg today, take it easy," Pike said, looking back at you. "I'll be back in a couple of hours to double-check on you, but I need some rest. I'm plumb out of energy." 
"Don't worry about it, Pike, I'll be alright. Thank you." 
"Good. Now both of you, if I hear anything about you two arguing again, I'm setting Keyleth on your case." With that, she patted your shoulder and swept out of the room. 
There was a moment of awkward silence, Percy glancing around your room rather than meeting your eyes. He seemed to be debating on what to say, or maybe whether to follow Pike out the door to be out of your hair. 
"Percy,"
"I apologize. I shouldn't have been so harsh with you. Especially not while you're injured. I didn't- I, well." Staring fiercely at his feet, his apology was stumbling. There was something endearing about it, in the way there always was when he extended a branch of vulnerability. "I was worried about you. Seeing you get thrown to the ground after taking a hit for me was...terrifying, to say the least."
"Oh, Percy," you sighed, beckoning him over. "It was pretty fucking terrifying to see you about to be hit, too." 
He walked up to you, stopping in front of you and kneeling down so as to look up at you instead of towering over you. "I...can understand that. I simply don't want you getting hurt on my behalf. Or at all, really."
"Wouldn't that be lovely? Being adventurers who never get hurt." You reached a hand out, resting it softly on his cheek. He leaned into your touch, and you could see through the worry to the affection underneath it. "I don't want you hurt either. If today didn't make that obvious."
"I know, dear, I do." He nodded, turning his head to press a kiss to your palm. It was achingly soft, like he was still afraid that you would break. You wouldn’t, but the gentle nature of his love still squeezed your heart. "Could I at least look after you while you recover? This is my fault." 
"Don't be an idiot, I moved of my own free will. But, I wouldn't deny some extra time with you. And I'll need the help if I'm supposed to stay off my leg." 
"We can discuss who's at fault tomorrow, love. Tell me what I can do to help?" There was an exasperated fondness in his voice, the familiar pattern the two of you always fell into. It was soothing after the sharp tension of before. 
"Just hold me? We could both use the chance to relax, I think." 
He let out a breathless chuckle, nodding and reluctantly pulling back from your gentle hold. He wasn't fragile either, not like glass ready to break. But you couldn't help but want to treat him with care, the same way he treated you as he carefully helped you lie down in your bed, shedding his coat to slip in beside you and draw you into his arms. 
There would be more fights to come, there would be more injuries and arguments, and worries. But if after them all, you could both be okay enough to end up like this, it would be alright. Your face pressed against his shoulder, his hands steady on your back. You could be safe here, together. 
As your heartbeats fell into synch, you gently pulled off his glasses, setting them aside. It made it easier to lean in and kiss him, slow and tired. 
"I love you."
"I love you too."
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innocent-cat · 1 year
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Don’t know if you’ve done this one yet but it’d be AMAZING to read an enemies to lovers story about Percy<3
Great stories btw!! Love them all💖💗💝
Awww thank you!! sorry it took so long to get your work out.
Percival de Rolo x Reader (oneshot)
Warnings - mentions of death
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"Burn in hell(But not really).", Percy x reader
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You dart up from your pillow, your hair whipping behind you. The curtains behind you sing a song as they slip between the wafts of wind from the dark, cold, harsh night. Holding yourself lightly, you attempt to ground yourself.
"Its okay. It was just a dream. Pike, Keyleth, Vex, Vax, Scanlan, Grog and Percy are all okay. They're fine." You whisper to yourself, trying to reassure your own mind everything was going to be all okay, but your mind never settled.
You decided you would prove to yourself that they were all in fact okay. Alive, well, and hopefully thriving in this environment.
You rise from your silk sheets, moving the puffy white blanket off of your body, scooting off your bed. Your feet hit the hard and cold stone floor, you shiver, but find reassurance in the fact that you know you are awake.
You tip toe out of your room, your feet cracking and freeing air as you did so. The sound of your footsteps were not heard as you creaked your wooden door open, and started down the hall.
Keyleth and Vex, Vax and Scanlan, Grog and Pike, and Percy.
That was the room pairings. Percy and you never got along, so everyone decided that it was best neither of you shared a room. Even if you found his antics and smart wordings annoying, you still feared for his safety. He was part of your family.
You slowly opened the door to Keyleth and Vex's room. Two lumps on the opposite beds gave you a welcoming smile and knowing knowledge that your friends were in fact okay.
You continued down the hall to the next door, only needing to hear the snores of Vax and sleep talking of Scanlan to know the two boys were safe and sound. You couldn't help but let out a small giggle to the fact that they were so loud in their sleep. How has everyone even been sleeping all this time?
Continuing forward down the hall, you reach Pike and Grog's room. Instead of calmness, you hear giggling. Both Pike and Grog were letting out small, suppressed giggles about who knows what. Their laughter was enough for you as well.
Rubbing your cold, goose bumped arms, you continue down the hall to Percy's room. You heard no tools whirring, no tossing and turning, no sleep talking from his room. Maybe he finally found peace in his dreams in exchange for your fright.
You slowly creaked open the door, knowing your lie to yourself about him sleeping wouldn't be enough. You see no lump so you walk closer to the bed, only to find no Percy at all.
You couldn't help but feel your nightmare rush back to you. The feeling and knowing of his death floods you as your eyes begin to blur with tears and strain with red.
You hold yourself tightly, rubbing your arms, comforting yourself, speaking about how he was smart enough than to get himself into a situation where he was punished for his mistakes.
You walk out of his room, when you bump into someone. You flinch, and back up, looking upwards to the tall figure.
"What in Everlight's word are you doing in my room?" Percy snarls at you, looking down. His expression softens when his eyes meet your frightened and hurt gaze.
You can't help but embrace the man who you thought was dead when you see him. Your arms wrap tightly, but not too tight, around him and under his arms. You tuck your face into his chest, shaking, and quivering, slurring words about how you're sorry, and how you would never want him dead.
Percy, confused, wraps his arms around you, embracing you. He takes his left, more metallic hand, caresses your head and you welcome the feeling of cold to your hot, burning face.
Despite not having a clue on what you're saying, or why you're in his room, he understands that for some reason, you, the person who told him to go to hell the first day you two met each other, is crying about his death which hasn't happened yet.
Eventually, when you catch up on your breath, and your breathing is even, you keep hugging him. You continue to shake, but you hold him like the world will collapse and everything around you will implode and it'll all be your fault.
"Tell me, what's wrong?" Percy speaks softly to you, still petting your head slowly.
When you don't respond, he sighs. He feels as if he is comforting a toddler, but he mentally slaps himself for thinking that of you.
"How does some fresh air sound? Hm?" When he feels you slowly nod against his chest and pull apart, he smiles. He wraps his arm around your waist, holding you close and reassuring you that he's staying with you and won't leave anytime soon.
He leads you outside, the fresh and cold air softly hitting your tired eyes. The two of you sit down on a bench and look at the moon. He holds you close to him still, as you lean on him.
Your eyes stay peeled open, not wanting to let him leave you. If he were to leave you, he surely would have died.
"Do you want to talk about it, dear?" Percy's words danced off his tongue, slowly, like he was trying to catch an animal, afraid his loud words would scare it away.
"You died." You paused.
"Everyone died."
"And I didn't do anything. I stood there. It was all my fault. What if there really was a life or death situation, and I just froze? What if i just let you all die? I would have nobody, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself, Percy."
Percy thought for a moment. He thought and he thunk and he thinked. He traced his finger up and down your arm, comforting you as you ranted about how you felt guilty.
"We all know you wouldn't do that. We depend on you, darling. And we depend on you because we know you are capable."
Percy's words reassured you and calmed you more than the cold air ever could.
"Would you make sure nobody gets hurt, even if I freeze up?"
"Of course I would. I would die for you if you asked."
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