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𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓
pairing: stripper!jack daniels x f!reader
genre: stripper AU, explicit, minors dni
word count: 4.2k
summary: frustrated by your everyday life, you seek solace at a male strip club. It's your first time and you're instantly mesmerized by the one that calls himself "Whiskey".
warnings: a mild start of a anxiety attack at the beginning, suggestive dancing, stripping, coming untouched, awkward moments, reader's first time at a strip club, unprofessional situations, mutual pining, sexual tension, use of good girl once
a/n: this idea was born whilst we were talking with @fuckyeahdindjarin about stripper!frankie and ofc since both of us are unhinged about a certain cowboy, the conversation steered naturally in the direction of stripper!jack ❤️🔥 I'd like to add that I've never been to a strip club and everything here (especially the dances) are born from me watching way too many male stripping tutorials and google searches, so it might not be %1000 authentic buuuuut hopefully it's fun nonetheless!
click for part two of the stripper!jack series
dividers by @firefly-graphics 💜
Your eyes are glued to the neon sign right above the bar. It flickers a bright pink, then purple, then red. In capital letters, it says: PEEP SHOW, and underneath it there’s a heart and in that, a keyhole.
The music isn’t loud enough to leave you deaf, thankfully. You’re not sure you could’ve handled music blaring from the speakers like you were in a dance club. Make Up Sex by SoMo plays in the background, you gently sway with the rhythm refusing to look at the stage. The thumb of your right-hand traces over the knuckles of your left. You notice the bartender and tear your gaze from the sign.
He stands behind the counter, his presence radiating a magnetic charm. With a physique sculpted to perfection, he possesses an air of rugged masculinity. His hazel eyes hold a captivating depth, and his confident smile hints at a mischievous nature. As he moves with grace and confidence, he threads his fingers through his tousled chestnut hair.
“You look like you might need a drink,” he teases, his smile bright and comforting. “Anything I can help you with?”
“Uh. . . a greyhound please?”
“Sure thing, sweetheart,” he replies, taking a step back as if about to leave. But then, he pauses, leaning in close. His breath gently fans your skin, a rush of excitement flooding your veins. “And just some friendly advice, try to relax. We promise we don’t bite,” he says with a wink and goes off to prepare your drink.
You’re frustrated. Have you truly been that obvious? Who are you kidding— of course you have. You’re alone at a male strip club staring at the neon sign rather than the stage. Of course, they can tell you’re new here. You sigh and look around. The establishment is surprisingly neat. You notice a bachelorette party taking place not that far away from you, they seem to be having fun, screaming as a stripper sways his hips from side to side. He looks good. Chiseled abs, shiny chest, the whole thing shebang.
Your heart sinks into your chest. You hate being alone and you’re so incredibly tired of it. Everyone you know is either busy or doesn’t care enough to spare you even an hour. It’s been two years since your last relationship and you swear the lack of company is eating you alive. It would be fine if you had a couple of distractions, like going out with friends maybe, but that proved to be an impossible ask. You’re not even sure why you’re so bothered. You do a lot of things alone. You enjoy your own company. Yet, for some reason seeing everyone together, having fun is more difficult today compared to other days. Your chest collapses on itself, your pulse quick under your skin.
Suddenly it's very hard to breathe.
You take short, sharp breaths, filling your lungs with the scent of musk and strawberries.
Your chest continues to heave—Shit, are you about to have a panic attack in a freaking strip club? Now that will surely be in your top five most embarrassing moments. Nothing even happened, why are you feeling like this?
“You a’right there darlin’?”
A voice smooth as honey reaches your ears. It curls around your body and keeps you still. Goosebumps flare across your skin, the small hairs that are scattered over the back of your neck standing with attention. Slowly, you turn.
It’s one of the strippers, at least you assume it’s one of the strippers. He’s wearing a cowboy hat, a leather jacket, and some low-hanging jeans. He’s wearing a white mesh top underneath. You find yourself unabashedly gawking at him. You’re not sure how long you stare but you’re hoping it only lasted for a second. And if you’re really lucky, he wouldn’t have even noticed.
In contrast to the other strippers you’ve seen so far, he appears slightly older with a softened stomach, yet possesses a lean physique sculpted by years of dance.
You swallow thickly, forcing your gaze back up. He’s clean-shaven except for a dark mustache, he’s smiling but you see a hint of worry in his gaze. Narrowing your eyes, you notice a small gold sticker in the shape of a star under his right eye.
“I’m. . .” you swallow again and shake your head. You’re dumbfounded. “I’m okay, thanks.”
The bartender places the greyhound you ordered, at the same time the stripper extends a hand, “Whiskey,” he says in a sultry way. You squeeze his hand and raise your eyebrows, your shake is a bit weak.
“Whiskey?” you ask. He lets go of your hand and you bring it to your forehead, nervous laughter escaping you. “Oh, it’s your stage name. Of course.”
His crooked smile is intoxicating, the tip of his tongue moves over his teeth. “My parents would have to hate me to name me ‘whiskey’ sugar,” he answers, rubbing his chin. A moment of silence follows as he thinks, ”Well, my real name ain’t any less embarrassing now that I think about it.”
You want to ask him his real name but end up biting your tongue instead. You can’t ask him that, it would be rude, and even if you did you doubt that he’ll tell you. Pressing your lips tightly together, you drop your gaze to your drink. You curl your fingers around it. The sudden cold against your skin calming you.
“First time?” he asks and you nod. “May I ask why you’re here then, so I can be of service?”
That’s a good question. Why are you here?
“I think to have some fun,” you mutter as you drag your thumb over the cool condensation. “I’m just. . .” you shake your head. “Nevermind, that’s stupid. Let’s just say I’m here to have some fun.”
Whiskey observes you for a moment. His chocolate gaze taking in every detail of your expression. Are all strippers this attentive? you think, heat crawling up your spine. His hand slowly slides over the smooth bar until his fingers are gently resting above your wrist. You suck in a breath. His thumb moves over to the inside of your wrist, tracing the vein that pulses violently.
“How about a private dance?” he asks slowly, as if you might bolt out the doors at any given second. “I promise to entertain you thoroughly, sugar.”
You blink, “Really?” you ask instantly feeling foolish at the question. It’s a service he provides, that you will be paying for, of course he means it. Nonetheless, he seems amused by the question. He grins proudly, crowding your personal space. He tilts his head. Your fingers twitch around the glass and your eyes drop to his lips.
Man, he’s dreamy. You’re starting to understand the appeal of these establishments.
“Really,” he parrots back at you. “Follow me, darlin’.”
With shaky legs, you do.
The private room is a sanctuary tucked away from prying eyes.
Your eyes follow the sumptuous drapes of deep velvet cascading from floor to ceiling. In the center of the room stands a circular stage much smaller compared to the one outside, its surface gleaming. Positioned in the middle of it, a solitary chair, adorned in lavish leather, and next to it a small table with a small remote on top. Whiskey closes the door as you enter and walks with confident steps. You stand awkwardly until he gestures towards the sole seat with his head.
“Take a seat, sweetheart. Get comfortable.”
“O–Okay.”
You’re not aware of how close he is until you take a seat, he immediately follows, dipping low. He curls two thick fingers under your chin and tilts your head up, his gaze searching.
“Tell me if anythin’ starts becomin’ too much, understood?”
“Understood,” you squeak, cheeks growing warm. Without any hesitation, he starts the music. Acquainted by the Weeknd starts playing softly through the speakers. There’s a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. The way he walks now is different from the way he walked when guiding you here. He saunters over to you, his shoulders rounding as he starts feeling the music moving through him.
He stands in front of you, movements fluid and confident. You’re mesmerized by him. He stalks even closer to you, and you feel the electric heat radiating off of his body. He slides his hands down your arms and you can't help but let out a little gasp.
Whiskey continues to study your expression, He moves with grace and purpose, his body sliding and swaying sensually to the music. His hips rock back and forth in time, seemingly choreographed flawlessly. His hands glide down his body, tracing the contours of his definition before slipping up his torso. His movements are punctuated by smoldering gazes and slow, deliberate breaths. He rolls his shoulders, his leather jacket sliding to his elbows and falling to the floor a beat later. Your mouth waters.
Suddenly, he turns and bends his knees, straddling your thighs. Your gaze drops, turning into saucers as you take in the sight of his tiny little ass. You exhale a sharp breath from your nose, nostrils flaring. He draws circles with his hips, nearly brushing against you but not quite, he gently holds your wrists, placing them in his inner thighs. His touch is feather-like and with two fingers, allowing you the chance to break free if needed. Your skin feels taut over your muscles, sweat building at your tailbone—he’s so close. You don’t even remember the last time you were this close to a man. It’s dizzying.
Whiskey slowly extends his legs and slides your hands up, your fingers skim the apex of his thighs until he’s standing.
Arousal builds between your legs, your lips a tight, thin line.
Your hands are on his crotch.
Oh god, you think you might actually faint. Wouldn’t that be fucking hilarious?
Fuck he feels warm under your palms—
Scratch that, he feels big.
He drops down as he rolls his hips, his body slides under your hands like a snake and your fingers move up his chest with the movement, feeling the mesh fabric and the firm chest underneath. Very inappropriately, your nails bite into his skin. If your eyes weren’t glued to this gorgeous man’s back, you would’ve missed the moment his hips stuttered, the smallest grunt echoing from the back of his throat.
“Sorry,” you squeak, fingers twitching.
“Don’t worry about it darlin’, just enjoy the show.”
He stands back up again, guiding your hands down to his hips as he squats low. Before you know it, your hands are resting on his pelvis once more, feeling the underlying heaviness. He grinds forward, hefty bulge filling your palms.
The music fades to the background. His steps in slow motion, he turns and straddles you normally, knees dipping as he raises his arms and grinds his hips towards you. Your breath catches in your throat. He’s so close. With his every move, you can smell the leather coming off of him, it takes you everything not to close your eyes and just inhale his scent. He steers your hands towards his ass, placing them against the firm mounds.
You know that this is a strip show. You know that you’ll be paying him afterward—and tipping him generously.
But, fuck, the way he’s looking at you shouldn’t be allowed. Something dark swirling in them, something ravenous. His smile is knowing, teasing, like he can read your mind and it’s unnerving. How does anyone leave this strip club not being a mess for this man?
His fingers delicately trace the column of your neck, moving over to your shoulder and coming back. He’s observing you, eyes fixed on you as he searches for any kind of discomfort. Then he gradually wraps his hand around your neck. There’s no pressure and it feels slightly ticklish.
He moves closer in tune with the music, his lips brush against your neck, your nipples tightening at the touch. He takes your hands and guides them up his chest and broad shoulders. His lips are barely touching yours and you can feel his softly blowing breath. He thrusts his hips, clothed cock nearly touching your chest, suddenly you’re holding your breath wishing nothing more than his touch. His ass flexes under your hand, firm and warm.
Till this point, you were trying really hard to ignore how wet you’ve gotten. Subtly, you’re moving your hips, trying to add pressure to your throbbing clit. The wet fabric of your underwear grazes against the bundle of nerves, dipping between your wet folds. Your chest heaves and you swallow down a whimper. It’s been so fucking long since you’ve felt anything like this. Tension curls around your thighs and moves up to your stomach, arousal heavy between your legs. He must be used to this right? You can’t be the only one to get this worked up.
Even if Whiskey does notice your weak attempts at relief, he doesn’t say anything.
All your senses narrow on him as he kneels in front of you, the music dropping with him. With a wink, he takes your hands and guides them down his chest while leaning back to sit on his heels. Your hands slide down his torso, once again just shy in touching his length. With a body roll, he comes back up and grips the armrests of your chair, popping up into a bridge position. Your thighs are spread and he drops his head low, you swear you feel his breath on you before he slithers up again, lips nearly brushing the valley of your breasts. His face is an inch away from yours, only charm. He tilts his head, coming in closer as if he’s about to kiss you, then moves away again.
You’re mortified when you find yourself instinctively chasing after his lips.
He hums, the sound barely audible over the music, his smile never fades, “Good girl,” he mutters as his hands slide down to gently grip the back of your thighs.
You’ve never been more aware of not touching someone in your life.
Whiskey pushes himself closer and lifts your legs. Despite the clothes that separate the two of you, you feel the sinewy fabric of muscle hidden underneath as your legs frame his narrow hips. He presses closer, positioning his length against you. You feel it. His cock throbbing and aching under those tight, tight pants. Your throat moves, the muscles in your jaw clenched. He grazes one hand up and up and up until the width of it rests over your hip.
He continues his grinding, his jeans rubbing tantalizingly against your inner thighs. You feel his hardness through the thin fabric separating you; all you can think is how good it feels to have him there. His hands rub lazily across your hips, leaving trails of fire in their wake. Whiskey's hands snake up your sides, his fingers weaving through the flesh of your waist. His pelvis moves rhythmically against yours, each thrust accompanied by a low moan that you’re desperately trying to bite down.
“You seem tense darlin’,” his breath is hot and heavy in your ear as he gently nibbles the sensitive lobe, tantalizing you further. “Could see it in your eyes as soon as I spotted you alone at the bar. Let go, sweetheart. It’ll be our little secret,” His hips sway in and out, sending shocks of pleasure through your body. You feel your breath catch and become labored, is—is he actually suggesting what you think he’s suggesting?
God, you just don’t have it in you to care anymore. You’re too worked up, every touch feels doubled with the way he moves, smiles, and looks at you.
You can’t help but relax into his motions. He moves slower, teasing you as he coaxes your inevitable fall. He builds you up, and normally, you would bask in the relief that he would tear you apart soon enough—but the thing is. . . you two aren’t actually having sex. There’s a very high chance the build-up would last forever, that is, until the time was up. You’re being edged in the best way possible but you fear you might have a hearty breakdown if you can’t, as how he put it; “let go”.
He must’ve sensed your worries because for the first time, his smile falters, brows furrowing with concentration. His eyes flit over yours briefly before cupping your chin and raising your head. You expect him to say something, anything—maybe call you his good girl again—but nothing escapes those lush lips. Your eyes drop to the divot of his bottom lip and he leans closer, cock fully moving over your puffy clit. Your teeth sink into the inside of your cheek. Your stomach bottoms out, there’s a faint buzzing in your ears as the pressure in you grows and grows until you feel it in the back of your eyes.
Fuck—Are you about to come?
Nonononononono—
Your body spasms in pleasure, an orgasm building from deep within you as the music and his body surround you. He smells of pine and leather and the scent assaults your lungs. Your insides begin to clench and your muscles carry on a delirious dance of its own as warmth starts to spread in waves throughout your body. Your toes curl and every nerve ending in your body is brought alive. You squeeze your eyes shut, your breath quickens. You swallow down all the noises that threaten to spill out. All you can think of is how embarrassing this is, your cheeks are left burning, your orgasm washing over you in large waves against your better judgment.
Whiskey barely slows, still rolling his hips with the guide of the slowing song. He does pull back eventually and you’re grateful for it. The inside of your mouth is dry, your eyes watered, the inside of your panties soaked.
“S-Shit,” you whisper. “I’m . . . I’m—”
He lets out a content sigh, if anything, he seems delighted by the whole ordeal.
“Like I said darlin’,” he rasps, breath ghosting your lips. “This will be our little secret.”
The music ends and you know your time is up.
Hanging out at a strip club isn’t actually as mortifying as you thought it would be.
After your first encounter with Whiskey, you thought you would never step into the glitter and glam of the club ever again. However, after a particularly tough day, you found yourself at the door once more. The bartender, who later introduced himself as Tequila, greeted you enthusiastically, and from that point on, you became a regular.
Despite being a regular, names were still off-limits, and you didn't mind. Everyone was entitled to their privacy, and it made it all the more special for the time when Whiskey might eventually reveal his real name, if that day ever came. You're still not sure where you stand exactly on the spectrum between being a customer and a friend.
You could never afford another private dance though, at least not if you wanted to have enough money for food this month. Nevertheless, you were content with just watching the performances, and seeing Whiskey entertain endless bachelorette and bachelor parties was always a delight.
And hey, surprisingly, Tequila made some killer iced coffees, which you greatly appreciated since you weren't the biggest drinker and a bit of a lightweight. The last thing you wanted was to get drunk with Whiskey around, as you had already embarrassed yourself enough. However, he was a man of his word. He never mentioned the incident that took place during his performance. In fact, he behaved as if it never happened. For a minute there, you even thought that maybe you had imagined the whole thing.
However, there were moments when he would simply give you a certain look, and in that instant, you knew for certain that he did remember.
“Here you go gorgeous,” Tequila says, pulling you from your thought as he places an iced coffee in front of you.
Your eyes widen as you see whipped cream with a lavish cherry on top. 'Is there a special occasion I'm not aware of?'
He shrugs, “I was bored, it’s a slow night.”
Thanking him, you turn in your seat. It was a slow night, with only a handful of people present. There was a couple seeking a good time and a couple of corporate-looking ladies. Whiskey was entertaining one of them, employing his Southern charm as he winked at the woman and tipped his hat. Over the passing days, you had come to recognize his dance choreography. It seemed he genuinely enjoyed what he was doing, which made you happy in return.
Sometimes you do wish you had met the man outside of these walls though. You can’t fight the longing you feel whenever you see him. Other than being ridiculously attractive —and knowing how to make a woman come without touching them— he was kind to you that day. He saw how miserable you were and tried to cheer you up. Sure, you were a customer, but still, he didn’t have to go the extra mile.
You often thought about meeting him at a supermarket or something instead. Would he be as kind? Would he be as attentive? Maybe he wouldn’t even give you a second glance as he buys a box of cereal—you frown, when you think about it like that, maybe meeting him in a strip club wasn’t that bad after all.
Whiskey's dance comes to an end and you have to fight every fiber of your being not to eat him with your eyes like a hungry, horny, wolf. You try to look disinterested, eyes moving to one of the other dancers. It’s too late though, his gaze catches your own. He smiles as he struts towards you.
“How are you sweetheart?” he asks, pink tongue swiping over his bottom lip. “Is Tequila here treatin’ you well?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” You grin, gesturing to the whipped cream and cherry on top, as if it's obvious. His eyes drop to the fruit, glistening and wet. Without waiting for you to say anything, he picks up the fruit by the stem and sticks his tongue out. He catches the cherry with his lips, slowly drawing it into his mouth, and you watch, transfixed, as he chews. His jaw works over the cherry, then, a moment later, he shows you his tongue once more.
On the tip of it, lays a neatly knotted stem.
“Holy hell,” you whisper. “I should be mad because I was looking forward to that cherry but I’m too impressed.”
With two fingers Whiskey calls for Tequila, “Get the pretty lady another cherry,” he says.
“Show off,” the other man mutters but complies anyway. A quick moment later, there’s another cherry on a bed of white.
You eye him warily, “You’re not gonna eat this one too, are you?”
He laughs, “No darlin’. Don’t worry, enjoy your overly sweetened fruit.”
Still not trusting him, holding it by the stem, you stick the cherry between your lips and quickly chew. He draws his brows together, “No show?”
“If I was that talented with my tongue I wouldn’t be single.”
“There’s more to relationships than a good tongue,” he answers. “I would know.”
He’s single?
You don’t know why the revelation shocks you, but it does. You didn’t want to assume anything based on his career choice and by personality alone, you didn’t really think he would be in the same boat as you.
“You can act a little less surprised you know,” he teases, leaning against the bar with a curled lip.
“S-Sorry, I just never thought you would be single you’re just so. . .” cutting yourself off, you press your lips together. He leans closer, teasing smile now shifting into a full toothy grin.
“So. . . what?” he asks. His finger dips into the whipped cream, and he brings it to his lips, his deep gaze never leaving yours as he sucks it off slowly. “Dazzling, charming, talented?”
Your throat goes dry and you have to swallow, “Well yes, all of those and. . . handsome.”
“Compliments don’t get you a free dance, sweetheart,” he winks. “Just sayin’.”
Your lips quiver, a hesitant smile curving your lips. Your cheeks warm under his gaze.
Talking to him comes easy to you. You also enjoy his confidence, he knows he’s good looking and he doesn’t shame you for stating it, or make you feel less of a person for admitting. It’s freeing. Maybe that’s why you’re always visiting the club. He grants you a place to just be yourself, even if he does so intentionally or not, you appreciate it.
“You, giving out a free dance?” you exaggerate every word, you mirror his movement and stick two fingers in the whipped cream. You bring them to your lips, savoring the sweetness. It’s subtle, but you catch the way his breath hitches. Your smile grows. “I never would expect such a thing.”
“Good,” his voice drops dangerously low, almost sounding like a growl. Inching closer, his breath fans the side of your neck and you feel the rough scrape of his mustache against the shell of your ear. A whimper rattles your throat. “I would hate to be misunderstood.”
He pulls back with a wink, he flashes you his canines, and drags his tongue over them. “See you around, sunshine,” he says, voice returning to normal. The words die in your throat as he disappears towards the back, presumably to get ready for his next show.
You’re left staring, mouth agape. Flustered, you stir your iced coffee to feel the soothing sound of ice clanking around.
You frown when you realize all the ice had melted.
Thank you for reading everyone! This one definitely tuckered me out but I think it ended up not being that bad?
Normally this was always going to be a two-parter but then the first part ended up being way longer than I intended (almost 8k) so I decided to split it into two chapters since didn't want it to be too long. Therefore, this little series will be three parts in total. I've written most of chapter two since it was meant to be a part of chapter one so it'll be out relatively quick!
That's it for now, sending everyone love and many hugs 💜
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Hi! How do you find those voice audios? Especially by the guy who did the one where he finds out you get off on his voice)
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so, the website itself (sound gasm) doesn’t have a search bar. so what you have to do is search it up on google or use a certain website.
sound gasm has hashtags, which helps you find what you like. there are some for accents, the type of sex you’d like, and many other options. so when searching it up, all you have to use is hashtags. (literally anything works)
what’d you search up is something like; “british accent mdom soundgasm” if you don’t use a website.
example:
now, if you don’t want to use google (because that can get messy and limits your options), use a specific website.
this website has a search bar for the hashtags, so you can put the same thing, just without the soundgasm. here is the link.
once you press the link it will show some trending searches, and you can scroll through those if they interest you. but again; there is a search bar.
example:
(you can also pick any language you want, depending on what you speak.)
and for you, anon, here is what you’d search for things like your request.
“british accent caught” or “british accent caught punishment”
hope this was helpful! and if it wasn’t i’ll gladly try to find more recourses.
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modern west wing social media hcs
i feel like charlie would have the most normal social media acct and following, like maybe an instagram where he posts pictures of himself (mostly for family), and like a twitter where he occasionally retweets his friends or bartlet. he likes making fun of other people (especially senior staff) for being too stuck to their devices, and a large online presence would take away that ability
CJ’s twitter is less incendiary than she’d like, since she’s the face of the bartlet administration, and so a lot of it is discussing policy or clarifying briefings. she does retweet a lot of good edu sites or interesting articles she finds. she herself trends a lot, she’s pretty famous online as a political icon ala AOC or bernie sanders, and she gets a lot of edits made online from press conferences (which she enjoys bragging abt to the other staff, while making fun of them for being out-of-touch). CJ also has a private instagram that hogan had her make, but she only posts extremely blurry pictures of coffee and her goldfish with captions like “hogan said to post to remind people that im alive”. toby always replies with “sending the pictures to MOMA. breathtaking” and danny replies with “breaking news. press secretary reveals she is still alive. more at 7”.
leo does not have social media because he still has a flip phone and a brick laptop. he says he prefers hearing bad news out loud or reading it on physical paper, but really, he just can’t figure out how to work it. im talking types “google” into google, then types “hello find me a map of the united states of america” in the search bar. margaret tried to help but seeing him type google into google physically pained her
josh is banned from twitter (after he pissed off three midwestern states, basket weavers, and most hollywood producers in the first week in office). cj regularly checks to make sure he hasn’t made a new account. he has a public instagram, but cj looks over captions before he posts (he once tried to ask the president for permission to get a new account but the president sided with cj). most of his posts are about encouraging people to vote or be more politically active. he is also not allowed to reply to comments on the instagram, so he reads them out loud in a mocking voice to donna. unbeknownst to him, there is a white house deputy chief of staff twitter page run by donna (with cj’s permission) that discusses white house initiatives and shares fun anecdotes abt day to day work. anytime someone tells josh they love his twitter account he assumes they mean instagram, and nobody tells him until bartlet is two years out of office
donna, like charlie, has an instagram mostly for her family back home, but also has a twitter where she talks about tv shows she likes and her hobbies, that has a decent following. she might have a tumblr but again it would be abt tv shows and hobbies she has
toby is on goodreads and instagram (but only to leave sarcastic comments on his friends’ posts). he hates twitter’s word count limit and how it’s owned by elon musk, and rants abt it often. he leaves lengthy reviews on any political commentary article in the comments section. this has been brought up in the briefing room, to the point where cj has a recording of herself saying “toby ziegler’s online rants are not indicative of president bartlet’s views. if you have any questions please direct them to ziegler himself”
president bartlet has facebook </3. there’s a white house twitter page run by an intern, but he’s not involved with that. he posts fun facts about national parks or ancient latin novels, but each fact starts with something like “joshua lyman, 🧍♂️deputy chief of staff, 🇺🇸doesn’t understand the true beauty of yellowstone national park 🙄🏞🏜🤦♂️”. most people think it’s a parody account and cj doesn’t want to correct them
abbey does not have facebook, despite her husbands insistence that it’s better than twitter. on the rare occasions she uses her account it’s mostly to discuss important medical breakthroughs and her daughter’s work
sam has a really popular instagram, where he posts selfies and pretty pictures of the white house and captions like “having a great day at work today!” or “white house at sunset.. gorgeous”. he posts on his story a lot, and comes off as very relatable to the public. he’s cj’s dream social media user
will bailey runs campaign social medias pretty well but his own twitter account is mostly for promoting the campaigns. occasionally he retweets stuff his friends post, or tweets out funny jokes he hears.
margaret is tumblr famous, but never posts abt her job. her posts regularly wind up on other sites. she hasn’t told anybody and doesn’t plan to
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Hi! I was literally just reading a fic on the little pop-up safari window you get when you click on a link on tumblr and then my phone died and I lost the fic and arghhhhhhh
Basically I saw a post on my dash earlier today that was someone reccing an author and it linked several of their works with a brief description and the ao3 summary, with a link to the fic on ao3. It was complete and it had 3 chapters but I don’t remember anything else from the ao3 info box.
The plot is that Robin wants to go to a gay bar so she can kiss a girl (or maybe Eddie suggests it?) and Eddie’s taking her (he’s out to Steve but that doesn’t happen in the fic) but she’s really nervous so she asks Steve to come along and he agrees. Eddie gives him this whole talk about how there are going to be gay people at the gay bar and Steve can’t freak out if they’re being gay or if guys try to flirt with him, which kind of insults Steve, kind of makes him feel really weird about the potential of getting gay flirted with, and kind of makes him super determined to show that he’s a Good Ally. Eddie helps Steve get ready and when they get to the bar Eddie pretends to be Steve’s boyfriend to stop guys from hitting on him. A drag queen tells Steve that Eddie’s in love with him and Steve freaks out about it and talks to Robin, who points out that maybe he should just be gay for Eddie. At first Steve is like No Way I’m Straight but then he thinks about it a bit more and decides to test it (his possible bisexuality) out by taking Eddie back to the bar to see if he (Steve) likes the fake boyfriend thing, which Robin thinks is an awful idea. In the meantime Eddie watches a basketball game with Steve and Steve goes to a hellfire meeting. They go to the bar and Steve is like Yup I’m For Sure Crushing On Eddie and I don’t remember what happens next because that’s about where I lost the fic.
Some details I remember are as follows: the drag queen is named Connie and she has a bet going with Steve about the basketball game and she promises to buy him a round of drinks in after the game airs in three weeks which is Steve’s excuse for bringing Eddie back, Steve bumps into one person on his way to the bar and the guy starts flirting with him/asking him to dance and that one guy is all it takes for Eddie to swoop in like Nope I’m Your Boyfriend Now, the author refers to the tops that Steve and Eddie wear as “singlets” (which was really confusing to me at first as I could only picture the wrestling leotards until I turned to google), Eddie puts makeup on Steve and it’s black and gold, Eddie give Steve a sword necklace and a spiky bracelet, neither of them return each others clothes because they liiiiiiiiiike each other, at one point eddie says that Robin has experienced being part of a “lesbian sandwich” (a term that Steve doesn’t know) and points out that she has red lipstick on her face
Sorry that’s a lot of details but I was reading the fic literally just a few hours ago before my frantic search to find it again
Thank you guys so much you’re truly doing god’s work o7
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🌙 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 ( a series of question from 'the voting game' card game for multimuse blogs. bonus points if you answer the questions with your original characters! )
who is currently reading a self-help book?
who has a secret crush on someone?
who has gone to church drunk?
who dances like no one is watching when everyone is watching?
who has parents that know the least about their current lifestyle?
whose moral compass is broken beyond repair?
who would look the best as the opposite gender?
who is proud of the number of people they've slept with?
who has dated more than one person at the same time?
who is friends with someone that they would rather be dating?
who drinks whiskey in their coffee at work?
who gives the most awkward hugs?
who could talk their way out of a hostage situation?
who would survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse?
who could convince you that the world is flat?
whose life would win best picture if it was turned into a film?
who would be the best partner for trivia night?
who would get into a fight with an elderly person and lose?
who has found 'the one' more than once?
who is secretly from the future?
whose funeral would be attended by the most people?
who is first in line for hell?
who would be the most ashamed of their porn search history?
who would be your one phone call if you got arrested?
who would be the most upset if all of their possessions were lost in a fire?
who doesn't act their age?
who spends the most time thinking about their ex?
who claims they could quit their bad habits immediately, if only they wanted to?
who has binge watched an entire season of a tv show without leaving the house?
who will yell at you for not sorting out your recycling?
who is the most frequently awake at 4am?
who is the most submissive?
who drops someone in a trust fall on purpose?
who has most recently wiped with something other than toilet paper?
whose favourite day of the week is monday?
who is hung over the next day after having two beers?
who is secretly a superhero?
who will argue with anyone about anything?
who has accidentally sent a dirty text to the wrong person?
who can fall asleep pretty much anywhere?
who hits snooze on their alarm clock at least 5 times before getting out of bed?
who is obviously an only child?
who has read the bible cover to cover?
who would put pot brownies out at a church bake sale?
who has the least amount of respect for authority?
who would win the lottery but lose the ticket?
who always gets 2nd place?
who could charm the pants off something that doesn't even have pants?
who has been to more bars than restaurants?
who would show up at your doorstep unannounced?
who has the most complicated order at starbucks?
who is stuck on an island because they have burned all their bridges?
who is so unpredictable even they don't know what's next?
who would be the first person to stand up for someone that is being picked on?
who truly is one in 7 billion?
who has played twister naked?
who would be the last person alive?
who would be the best double agent?
who will wait the longest until they have sex again?
who picks truth over dare?
who has gotten a massage with a happy ending?
whose google search history would be the most interesting?
who has a secret crush on someone in their friend group?
who has contributed to bathroom stall graffiti?
who gets kicked off the stage singing karaoke?
whose standards dropped the most after a few drinks?
who would try to talk down the price of girl scout cookies?
who would have the hardest time talking their way out of an insane asylum?
who regularly dreams about someone else in their friend group?
who was the oldest when they last sat on the lap of a mall santa?
who has the hardest time saying goodbye?
who has fallen in love at first sight?
whose first word was "no"?
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Hey! Can I get a Shuri or Shuriri x reader where the reader has really bad period cramps and she doesn’t want to bother them so she suffers in silence until Shuri and riri find out?
I hope this make sense <3
Have a great day/night!❤️❤️
Of course you can thanks 😊
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Why Didn't You Tell Us
Shuriri x Black Fem Reader
Summary: As you become more distant between your girlfriends they wonder why and find out that your on your period.
Warning: Fluff just cute
Series Or Oneshot: Oneshot
Authors Note:Thank you guys for requesting . Also the take time part should be done now . Hold means flashback
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No Pov
Recently you have became distance between your girlfriends .Why? 1. They had a big project . 2. You didn’t want to interrupt them no matter what was going on. And that was the problem . These cramps where dead ass killing you softly .Another reason why you didn’t bother telling them was because of your mood swings. Oh how they got tired of you and those mood swings .
Y/n’s Pov
Right now you where in your shared bedroom bored and dealing with cramps . You took a bunch of advil but the shit didn’t work.”alright cramps Yall not finna kick my ass”You chucking walking to get some chocolate. A random cramp came out of nowhere and hit you hard. I don’t want the smoke” You say holding your stomach. While with the other opening the fridge . “This Twix bar better work and these chips” You say grabbing the snacks before making your way back to the couch .
You where on the couch silently having pain .No matter how much chocolate and advil you took shit wasn’t working.You even tried google .You scroll looking at what they recommend. “Greens and salmon sounds like a nice out to eat meal sound like I’m finna go get some food “ . You exact the tab and open a new one to search “salmon places near me” you find the nearest location and it had 4.5 stars so it had to be good . You close your tab and get up from the bed. You get your keys and purse off the dresser. You make your way to the living room and put in your black converses .Once your shoes where on you where ready to go.
“Shuri Riri Ms Y/n has entered the lab” griot says as you walk in the doors seeing the 2 building. “Hey Babe “ Riri says looking you up and down. You wore a black shirt and black cargo. Even though you where in your period that didn’t stop your fashion to eat.
(Outfit idea imagine whatever)
“Is there something wrong with my outfit “ you question riri while shuri was stilling doing something. “Nah Just looking at how beautiful my baby is “ she says ending with a smile. “Well I’m going to order some food and I wanted to know what y’all would want .it’s a soul food place” You say realizing shuri still hasn’t even said a hi or wave. “I want ribs and Mac and cheese “ riri says getting back to work”.”I’ll take some catfish ,hush puppies and greens “ Shuri says as she looks at you showing a smile. “Alright see y’all “ you walk out annoyed but you were just happy .
Riri’s Pov
As you exit the lab I sense a mood change . “She definitely just had a mood swing” I say thinking about one thing this could mean. "She on her period" I say looking at shuri. "How do you know" she asks me while looking up."Greens help cramps the mood swings the distance " I say taping my finger in the table." I wonder why she didn't tell us " I question."well lets make it up to her somehow I'll buy her favorites before she comes back" I say getting my purse." Taking the day off? " shuri asks." hell yeah " I respond leaving the lab getting ready to go to a Walmart
Once I got back from the trip to the store I begin to set her basket up. When it came to y/n me and Shuri would often make a basket will all things she enjoyed. She always enjoyed the basket so we kept making them.”did y/n make it home yet “ I ask talking to shuri on the bracelet.”no she should be home in 10” Shuri says making it so I could finish it in time.
I finish the basket and I head back to the lab.Making the basket a somewhat suprise. "Ms Shuri and riri y/n has entered the lab" griot says. "Hey y'all I got the food" she says showing the bag." guess what” I ask her.”what” she questions as she places the food on the lab table . “we’re taking a day off " . “I love you guys so much”she says getting excited.”you guys wanna eat in the room ?” She asks . “Why not “ shuri says . We walk out of the lab making the way to our bedroom.
She opens the door to seeing the basket on the coffee table. “And what is this” she says getting close to the basket . She picks up the letter from the basket .”Dear my love, I haven’t been thinking about you and getting hints that you have started. To help with cramps I made you this basket with everything you love” . She reads the letter and ends walking up giving us both a big hug . “I love y’all but just know y’all shouldn’t have “ she says before letting us go.
Me shuri and y/n have been relaxing an enjoying the food. "Why didn't you want to tell us" shuri asks looking at y/n."Because of what happened last time"
*Flash Back Start*
"Don't talk to me" Y/n says as she hid under the covers. "What did I do" I ask confused. "You know what you did" she says peeping out of the cover. "What did I do" I still ask. "You bought me vegan chocolate" she says whining. "Sorry" I say sitting next to her on the bed . “Sorry dosent cut it and you looking good dosent help me being angry either “ she says getting sassy . “You lucky your on your period” I say with a slight smirk. “Ewww” She says getting back under the covers. “Hey I’m sorry fr fr “ I say whining back at her. “Yeah yeah “ she says as she gives me some cover . “Movie ?” I question her as I get under the cover . “Sure “ She says as she lays on my chest .
*Flashback end*
“Your sassy attitude was finna make it so you couldn’t walk for 3 days but other than that you should’ve told us” I say forming a laugh . “Y’all are right but my attitude that’s something I can’t stop doing gotta live with it tbh “ Y/n says with a chuckle. “Aye just make sure it’s in check when talking to me “ shuri says looking up . “Or what” y/n says smirking and getting closer . “You know what “ Shuri says leaning in talking in a whisper. “Woah there shuri she is on her period “I say stopping them . “ Your safe for now little y/n “ she says ending with a wink.
No Pov
For the rest of the night the three ladies spent time at home . The watched movies played music relaxed and flirt . The three ended the night falling asleep on one another on the couch watching princess and the frog .
Y/n enjoyed the small things they would do such as the basket and enjoyed the day with the 2.
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how to soothe a jellyfish sting
Colson x Female Reader
Warnings/Tags: smut (18+), golden showers, sex on the beach
Word Count: 2415
Requested? Kind of? I had a couple of people asking for a piss fic and @triplexdoublex gave me the idea for this one.
In which reader finds herself in a predicament and asks her new boyfriend to help. Awkwardness ensues.
This is unlike anything I've written before. If you're not into it, feel free to skip it, but we know our boy is into some ~interesting~ kinks such as golden showers. Enjoy!
Your first vacation with your new boyfriend was going swimmingly, no pun intended.
Currently, you were in Colson’s arms in the ocean, enjoying the gentle waves and the presence of the man you were falling for. You’d been here a few days now, and everything had been perfect. You felt like you were getting to know Colson deeply, and your feelings were strong. You suspected he felt it, too.
You leaned in for a salty kiss and Colson smiled into it, hugging you to his chest. You were on a private beach, no one was around, and a car had to be called to take you back to the place you were staying. You loved the privacy, knowing that it would be a while before you saw anyone else. It was a great feeling, until it happened.
You shrieked into Colson’s mouth, jerking in his arms as you felt something sting the back of your thigh. “What?” Colson asked, brow furrowing in concern.
“I-I think I just got stung by a fucking jellyfish!” you cried, squirming in his arms. “Fuck!” Colson wrapped an arm tightly around you and hurriedly swam you to the shore. Once you were on the beach, he scooped you up and hurried you over to your towels.
“Where did it get you, baby?” Colson asked, voice laced with concern. You turned around and bent over, whimpering, showing him the raised red skin on the back of your thigh. Colson winced. “Fuck. You definitely got stung,” he said, bending to look more closely. “I think it’s mild, though.”
“It doesn’t feel mild!” you hissed. “It stings so fucking bad, Colson!”
“Fuck, what do we do?” Colson asked, pushing his hands into his hair.
“I don’t know, Google it!” you cried, squirming against the pain.
Colson hurried to his phone and tried to search, but he had one bar of service, and it wasn’t doing shit. “Fuck! No service,” he said, hurrying back to your side.
“Wait!” you said, turning to look at Colson. “Have you seen that Friends episode?”
Colson frowned. “What?”
“Someone gets stung, Monica, I think,” you said quickly, “and someone pees on it.”
Colson’s eyes widened. “Wh-what?”
“Peeing on it is supposed to help,” you said urgently. “I can’t pee on it myself, or I would.”
Colson stared at you. “Wait, you want me to pee on it?” he asked, a horrified expression on his face.
“Colson, I wouldn’t ask if I weren’t dying here,” you pleaded. “It hurts so bad, baby, please.”
Colson chewed his lip, hands fidgeting. “I-I don’t know if I should,” he said, cheeks red. You were shocked at how timid he was acting; Colson was never one to shy away from anything, and this seemed pretty mild compared to some of the stuff you’d done.
“It’s nothing weird, Col, come on,” you urged, knees bending at the pain. “Please, baby. I’d do it for you.”
Colson chewed his lip, hesitating, then he nodded quickly. “Alright. Fine,” he muttered, loosening the tie on his swim shorts. “Turn around.” You did as you were told, bending over slightly. You pulled your bikini bottoms up higher so there was no risk of him peeing on them.
You waited, wincing in pain, but it seemed to be taking a while. “Col?” you asked.
“Just…just give me a second!” Colson said tightly. Your brow furrowed but you nodded, biting your lip as you waited.
You tried to be patient, you really did, but the sting was almost unbearable. “Colson,” you said, looking over your shoulder at him.
His cheeks were red and his lip was between his teeth. “I’m sorry!” he hissed. “I’m trying!”
“Do you even have to go? I just-”
“Yes, I do, just…hang on!” he practically snapped. You turned around again, confused. Your relationship with Colson was fairly new, but several times now, he’d come into the bathroom to pee while you were getting ready, and he’d had no trouble getting started, so you knew he wasn’t pee-shy.
Finally, finally, you felt the spray of warm liquid on your leg, and for a few moments, the relief was amazing. You slumped and panted as the sting started to fade. You moaned at the relief, closing your eyes until you felt piss hit your ass, higher than it was supposed to. You jerked up, looking over your shoulder at Colson in confusion.
Colson’s cheeks were red and his brow was furrowed with focus. You quickly realized why his aim had been off. Colson was hard. Hard as a fucking rock. Your eyes widened and you turned around again, waiting for him to be done. It was silent and awkward as he tucked himself back into his shorts. You stood up, ready to ask him what the hell that was about, when the sting came back with a vengeance. “Ah!” you cried out.
“Babe, what?” Colson asked, putting a hand to your back.
“It didn’t help, fuck!” you whined.
“Okay, I’m calling our driver,” Colson insisted.
Fifteen minutes later, you sat on your knees in the backseat of the car while Colson held a washcloth soaked in vinegar to the sting. The relief was amazing and it lasted this time. You rested your head against the window, exhausted, your hand over Colson’s while he held the cloth to you.
“It says to soak in hot tap water for 20-40 minutes and in 24 hours or so, you should be good,” the driver called back, having Googled it and run to the store before coming to pick you up.
“Thanks,” you croaked.
Back at the house, Colson helped you out of the car and you held the washcloth to your leg as Colson unlocked the door. The two of you hurried upstairs where Colson ran a hot bath, helping you climb in. Silently, he rinsed out the washcloth and then sat on the closed toilet, hanging his head.
“Colson?” you asked gently, watching his tense frame. “Do you…do you want to talk about it?”
Colson huffed and rubbed his face. “I told you I didn’t want to do it,” he muttered.
You frowned, cheeks flushing. You felt guilty about forcing him to do something he hadn’t wanted to do. “I’m sorry,” you muttered, looking away.
Colson sighed heavily. “No. I’m sorry,” he said, shaking his head. “The problem is…” He paused, chewing his lip. You held your breath as you watched him. He met your eyes. “The problem is, I did want to.”
Your brow furrowed in confusion and you cocked your head. “What do you mean?” you asked.
Colson ran a hand through his wild hair and sighed again, legs jiggling anxiously. “I kind of…I…I like golden showers, alright?” he said finally, cheeks adorably red. “I knew I couldn’t do it without getting hard and I didn’t want to tell you I was into that yet.”
You blinked, surprised. You weren’t grossed out or anything. You were just…surprised. “Oh,” you said.
“Yeah,” Colson mumbled. “Can we just forget it?”
“Colson,” you said. “Come here.” Colson eyed you for a moment and slowly got to his feet, coming to crouch beside the tub. He gave you his hand which you squeezed, kissing his knuckles. “Don’t be embarrassed. I told you when we first got together that I’d try anything you wanted to.”
Colson sighed. “I know,” he muttered. “This just…I thought it would weird you out.”
“Baby, seeing you turned on turns me on,” you told him, smiling gently. He held your gaze, searching for insincerity. When he found none, he relaxed. “If we were to try it,” you said, “can you tell me what you’d want to do?”
Colson bit his lip and studied your face. “It’s about domination,” he explained, shy at first, but growing more animated as he explained it to you. By the end of it, you were intrigued, nodding slowly.
“I say we try it,” you said.
Colson’s eyes widened slightly. “Wait, really?” he asked. You nodded, smiling softly. Colson laughed and shook his head, leaning in for a kiss. “You’re amazing.”
You giggled and kissed him back. “So are you.”
“How are you feeling?” Colson asked.
“Better,” you said, meaning it. “Just exhausted.”
“Yeah,” Colson nodded. “Once you’re done here, how about you take a nap? I’ll make dinner.”
You weren’t going to argue with that.
Colson tucked you into the gigantic bed and you curled up, falling asleep almost instantly. For the rest of the night, you relaxed, ate dinner, and enjoyed each other’s company. Tomorrow was the day that your relationship would be taken to a new level.
The following evening, after 24 hours had come and gone, your sting was basically nonexistent. You were a little hesitant to go to the beach again, the fear of being stung still evident, but you wanted to please Colson, and you could tell he was excited about it.
He sipped nothing but water all day, wanting it to be as pleasant as possible for you, and by the time the two of you got to your private beach, he hadn’t gone to the bathroom since that morning. He was more than ready to fulfill his fantasy.
You were a little nervous, but as soon as you arrived, the two of you shared a blunt, and that helped soothe your nerves immensely. You sat and enjoyed the view for a while, but Colson’s legs soon started to jiggle beside you, and you could tell he was desperate.
You turned to look at him. “Ready?” you asked. Colson nodded. You nodded, too. “Okay. Can you tell me one more time how this will work?”
“So you’ll lay on the blanket and I’ll…piss on you,” he said, cheeks flushed. “Then I want to fuck you before you rinse off.”
“Okay,” you said, giving him a wobbly smile.
Colson faltered. “Are you sure you’re okay with this? We don’t have to,” he reminded you.
“I’m sure,” you said honestly. “I want to.” You smiled at him again, more assured this time, and he leaned over to kiss you.
“I love you,” he mumbled against your lips. “You ready? I can’t wait much longer,” he admitted with a chuckle.
“I’m ready,” you nodded. You got to your feet and so did Colson. His eyes never left you as you took off your bikini, setting it on top of your beach bag. Colson’s eyes darkened as he eyed your body, and he pulled himself from his shorts before kicking them off his body.
You lay down on the blanket and bit your lip, watching Colson position himself above you. You were surprised at the ache that appeared between your legs. Something about Colson’s stance, his dominance, marking his territory…it turned you on. You knew all at once that not only were you ready, but that you’d let Colson do whatever he wanted to you.
“You ready?” Colson asked, voice husky. He held his cock in his hand, half hard, and he looked so sexy towering over you.
“Yes baby,” you said, and it came out more like a whine.
Colson smirked down at you, raising a brow. “Someone’s eager?” he questioned and you nodded quickly. “Beg for it. Beg for my piss,” he suddenly demanded.
“Please, piss on me, Colson,” you begged. Words you never thought you’d say.
Colson grunted in satisfaction, eyes fluttering closed for a moment, and you gasped as the stream hit your skin. It was warm and odorless, thanks to the copious amounts of water he’d drank all day.
You looked up at him in awe as he aimed himself, covering your body in his release, making soft, relieved, pleased sounds as he did. Your pussy was throbbing and you were shocked at how much you actually liked this.
“Open your mouth,” he grunted, and you dropped your mouth open instantly, closing your eyes as his stream moved up higher. It startled you when it hit your tongue, but it wasn’t bad. “Good fucking girl,” Colson moaned.
You were completely soaked and your heart was racing as his stream finally tapered off. He was panting slightly as he looked down at you. “Goddamn, you are so fucking sexy,” he rasped. “Turn over. Hands and knees.”
You scrambled to follow his direction and your breath hitched as Colson got on his knees behind you. You whimpered as his hand went between your legs, and he made a soft, satisfied sound at the slickness he found there. “Did you like getting pissed on, baby girl?” he asked you.
“Yes,” you whined. “Loved it, daddy.” You met his eyes over your shoulder and Colson let go of a soft moan. You gasped as the head of his cock grazed over your clit before sliding to your entrance. Slowly, Colson stretched you out and your eyes closed in pleasure, your jaw going slack.
“Oh fuck,” Colson groaned, hands sliding a bit when they tried to grasp your hips. “Not gonna last long,” he warned. Lucky for him, you weren’t going to either.
You reveled in the lewd sounds of Colson’s wet skin slapping against yours, and you were surprised at the sounds you were making, so turned on by this new kink. “Yes, daddy, fuck me!” you cried.
“Fuck, so good to me,” Colson gritted as he leaned over your body, bringing a hand around to rub your clit. Everything was wet and slippery and you were clenching helplessly around his dick as his hips slammed into your ass.
“Ohh fuck,” you whimpered as your legs shook. “Colson, I-I’m gonna come-”
“Fuck, baby, me too,” Colson warned, hips stuttering against you. As he rubbed your clit side to side and you felt his warm cum spill inside you, your walls seized his dick as your orgasm crashed into you. You were lucky to be on a private beach; you didn’t think either of you had ever been so loud.
You collapsed on the blanket when it was over, and Colson kissed all over your face, ending at your lips where he took his time. “Mm,” he hummed. “Thank you, baby, that was fucking amazing.”
“Yeah, it was,” you admitted.
Colson smirked. “I could tell you were into it, your pussy was so wet,” he remarked.
“And so is the rest of me,” you retorted. “Can we go rinse off now?”
“Yes baby,” Colson chuckled before kissing you once more. “No jellyfish stings though, alright?”
You giggled as he scooped you up, leaving a soft kiss on his lips. “Deal.”
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It's ok if you don't want to answer but I saw one of your mcr posts and you talked about reverse image searching in the tags so do you just go on google and type something..how does it work? Pls don't mind me
no it’s ok, dw lol - i don’t remember what post it was but probably either the cat scratches meme or some hds from the shows but you literally just go to google images and drag a pic to the search bar. sometimes it will show you sites where the image has been used and works *sometimes* if you don’t remember where you found something and want to look for credit but a lot of times like if you’re looking for say, a specific pink gif header it will literally just show you random pink things and not be helpful at all but it usually is kinda useful for memes and show pics. hope that helps i’m not v good at explaining things lol
(edit: it wasn’t like this before but now if you do that it searches using google lens already which might be more accurate and doesn’t seem to work for gifs which sucks - i think it did before)
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This is the age of social media!
Kids and adults all use it, but the thing is… Every social media is a little bit unique and tumblr specially so, because here we do not have an algorhtym.
What does it mean, you ask? It means that essentially there’s no robot curating your content based off your likes, you gotta do it yourself: You have to follow people and, if you want to engage with their content and for others to see, you gotta reblog it.
Lesson #1: If you want to actually share content, you have to reblog it.
Likes, on Tumblr, essentially are just a pat in the head, they don’t do anything, they don’t help you see more of this content and they definitely don’t appear in your own blog for your followers to see, unlike Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, for example.
Lesson #2: Don't save and post again actual content already posted, that's stealing.
Another very VERY important thing: Gifs take time to make, so obviously creators are protective and entitled to their gifsets. So do not save the gif and then post it again, that's stealing. Doesn't matter if you found the gif on google, not tumblr, that's still stealing. 9/10 you can find that exact scene, giffed already and just reblog it. Same thing goes for any type of content from fanart to moodboards. Give credit where credit is due and reblog the content you like.
Lesson #3: Check the tags for more content, use and abuse of the search bar.
Now you ask, okay but... Where do I find content to reblog? Well, you already found winxsource. A good way to find more blogs like this would be to check the creators we reblog from! Or, if you're feeling spicy, go on the search bar and search your favorite show or movie, the large majority may have source blogs (aka ours, a collection of everything produced).
Specific fandoms have their own specific hashtags, it just makes it easier for finding stuff. In our case, we use #fate the winx saga AND #winxsource. Check them out.
Lesson #4: Send asks, send messages, make friends! But change your icon first if you want to have bigger chances of being answered.
Now, Tumblr is a social platform! Meaning you can make friends here. First, however, let's disclose some hidden etiquette rules that you probably don't know:
95% of the people will be more than welcome if you go in their inboxes to yell about your favorite characters in their favorite show!
You know your icon? Yes, the default one you have? CHANGE IT. Here it's very common that bots use default icons, so most people ignore or block messages from people who don't have an icon.
Where do you find an icon? Easy, we have a page here just for you. Reblog the post (credit where credit is due!), then save your favorite and go crazy.
For today this is it!
Tune in for the next Learning Pill, where we'll talk about URLS and tagging!
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hello everyone! my name is kaz and i’m 27, female, and i go by she/her. my discord is at the bottom of this post! please only 18+ partners apply! i’m making this post in search of roleplay partners that are literate and enjoy writing! the only thing i ask is that you understand i can’t always reply every second of every day. i’m a pretty patient person and communication is best. if you ping me every day asking if i’m still interested, it makes me a little nervous so please don’t do that!
i have some plots i’ve been wanting to find a dedicated partner for. these can be modified in any way and can be thrown into pretty much any fandom. right now i’m suggesting that they be period rps, d&d inspired or in the grishaverse realms... but i’m willing to discuss any of these with anyone!!!
IDEA #1: this is definitely d&d inspired and i have a female character sort of lined up already. so my girl is a little darker than them. finds herself in this small nothing town in the middle of no where on a quest for something. manages to rent out one of the village houses. has a gorgeous black fresian-like horse named goliath who she spends a lot of her time with and it’s just her and this horse. she can’t possibly keep him outside tied up so she boards him at the local stables and that’s where she meets your character ?? just a lil farm boy/girl/nb who could possibly be shy and curious about her. maybe they see her walking around and have been wanting to talk to her to say hello but oh she came to the stables what a perfect way to start a conversation... but she doesn’t say much. maybe some of the older folk in town have talked to her more or the bar keep or even your character’s family members and yeah. they wanna talk to her but she kind of just comes into the stable to spend time with her horse, pays them and mostly ignores them when they even try to talk to her. there’s also moments where her and her horse disappear for days on end ( but she makes sure to leave a note saying she took her horse and to not be worried ). i have it in her bio that she’s looking for her father ( a little rogue one type plot lol. i can send the google doc i have! ) and she always comes back empty handed or tired / hurt / fresh scars / something idk. but eventually the two start talking or someone is being mean to your character and she jumps in and defends them because they’re too sweet to really tell a customer off. idk man. definitely hades x persephone vibes. she’s dark, mysterious, blunt, quiet, intimidating and they’re sunshine, shy, bubbly, awkward, smiley and everything opposite of what she is. i would REALLY LOVE to write this out if someone would want to discuss it a little more! she’s a high elf rogue ( i believe, i need to double check my sheet ) but ........ yes hi. please someone.
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IDEA #2: basically the idea is of a prince and princess who have been betrothed to each other when they were young ( think something like reign with mary and francis ??? ) and they definitely think they’re each other’s soulmates. they probably visited each other every so many years to keep contact and stuff and idk it’s just cute. so things are good until they’re not, right? the prince and his family find themselves fleeing from the castle during an ambush on their kingdom. i’m imagining he either gets taken or is simply heading toward the docks, boards a ship and ... oop it’s a pirate ship? he becomes a pirate and sails the seas and all that good stuff and then eventually returns to try and get his life back. he earns trust and power out on the sea which gives him a bit more free reign to do as he pleases, maybe he gets money somehow, a crew and a ship and uses it to sail back home. maybe he doesn’t and just has crewmates that help him fake his death so he could go home and try and get his life back idk..... so while everyone thought he wasn’t alive anymore, it could be a surprise when he shows up to his betrothed’s castle / kingdom and it’s all wonderful and maybe a bit bittersweet if she was meant to marry someone else ??? also comes the fact that he’s probably not the same like he once was. definitely changed after years around pirates and on the sea and stuff. idk. i would love to discuss ideas with whoever took this! i think it’s a neat / cute idea that could be plotted out and refined a bit more!
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IDEA #3: this could be set in the grishaverse. another idea on the pirate thing is someone who is a pirate. probably has legends about them with how ruthless and terrible they are. there’s stories of “the shadow captain” or something along those lines and he basically has powers like the darkling. i imagine that he and the darkling were at the little palace together and the darkling was nervous of another shadow summoner coming up into power with him and maybe tried to kill him or get him captured / taken somewhere and boy managed to escape and is out on the seas. then obviously years pass and the darkling is really the only shadow summoner so people probably don’t believe shadow captain boy but he has a black kefta and it’s like a thing on the seas where only he’s allowed to wear black / have black sails or something just like the darkling... idk. ANYWAY. your character could be another grisha that was training at the little palace and they knew each other? maybe planned on running away together at some point and obviously things happened with him... maybe she could’ve gotten out and they meet somewhere?? i’m not sure.
on the same topic of this idea without it being in the grishaverse ... boy is captain of a “”ruthless”” ship. a myth or legend on the seas and like that type of person that parents tell their kids is going to come get them if they don’t eat their broccoli. definitely has a reputation and lot of power and he knows it. is probably a little unhinged, but is calculating and very good at what he does ( idk thomas shelby vibes imo ) AND YEAH ... your character finds themselves on their ship? either by accident or taken on there and is fearful of him or is obviously pissed off at being held captive ( maybe they could be a royal or someone from power or something ??? elizabeth swann vibes ?? ) and yeah they spend time on the ship and “oh it’s him ??? the oh so terrible captain ??? he’s not that bad. he’s kinda cute. he’s gentle when he talks to me and— what am i saying” kind of thing? and he’d be intrigued simply because idk... he might know who she is? i’m really game for discussing this a little more with someone!!!!
my discord is anakin skywalker™#0001 for anyone interested! just a friendly reminder to please message me your name, age, pronouns, any triggers you might have!! thank you for reading this far if you did omg.
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Crafting Targeted Content That Ranks in Search Engines
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If I've learned anything after a decade of producing online content, it's that great writing alone, unfortunately, doesn't cut it anymore. Even the wittiest prose or most interesting topics can easily get buried without optimization for what really matters - search visibility.
Especially as a small site or solo blogger lacking an existing amplifying audience, you effectively disappear sans SEO strategy. But the good news? Anyone can master search dynamics to propel discoverability. Yes, even you!
With some fundamental concepts implemented early and consistently, your insightful content can capture coveted rankings right alongside major sites and household names in your niche. Intrigued by the secrets? Read on!
Start with Intent-Focused Topics
Google's prime directive is showing searchers the most relevant content for each query typed into that beckoning empty bar. So optimizing your pages around fulfilling specific user intents is step one.
Get clarity on questions and needs defining popular searches in your industry. Say for beauty, that might be "How to achieve beach waves" or "Get glossy hair overnight." Then, craft in-depth, ultra-useful content precisely answering those queries.
This intent-matching signals search engines your content merits visibility over vague, thin competition when someone asks those very questions.
Incorporate Target Keywords
Hopefully, by now, you know SEO revolves heavily around keywords. But gone are days of awkwardly shoehorning in words willy-nilly. The new era calls for precision.
Determine a primary keyword or exact question animating each piece of content. Weave this central term naturally throughout, especially in headers, first sentences of paragraphs, and the URL slug if possible.
Surround that pillar keyword with secondary related terms interspersed sensibly to reinforce topic relevance. Keep it more conversational than contractual!
Understand Short Tail vs. Long Tail Keywords
When conducting keyword research through tools like SEMRush and AHREFS, pay attention to search volume differences between short tail and long tail versions. As the name suggests, short-tail keywords are brief and broad, like "marketing tips," while long-tail keywords get more selectively specific with a phrase like "influencer marketing tips for beginners."
Though less searched, those longer permutations better indicate user intent while facing less competition. Check out the in-depth guide by Exults Marketing to learn more about the difference between short tail and long tail keywords. Finding that sweet spot balance between the two is ideal for ranking success.
Answer Every Conceivable Question
This next pointer underpins all else working in SEO. Provide MAXIMUM value addressing any and all questions a reader might have so they needn't click away. Essentially, "answer everything" with zero gaps left to the imagination.
Using my beauty example, don't merely list steps for beachy waves. Explain WHY curl type matters, demonstrate HOW to section hair, suggest best iron sizes per length, troubleshoot common mistakes, curate product recommendations...leave no stone unturned!
The more comprehensively you answer every facet of a topic in a single resource, the more search engines and readers alike will love you for it!
Optimize Technical Elements
With amazing copy down, switch focus to site architecture factors, also swaying rankings known as technical SEO. Using keywords in page titles, meta descriptions, and image alt text helps engines better grasp what a specific page focuses on. Allowable upload sizes for presentation materials like images also require attention to prevent issues.
For bloggers on third-party platforms like Medium, such things are preconfigured. However, self-hosted content makers should tap helpful technical SEO checklists to identify key elements to optimize.
Play the Long Game with Patience!
I can't emphasize enough that rankings don't happen overnight. There are no instant hacks or get-rich-quick schemes when it comes to sustainable search visibility. Especially as sites expand pages, expect an adjustment period for both you and Google to learn from one another before ideal placement unfolds across your content.
But persevering with a long view WILL pay dividends. The site's ranking has been built after years of studying search behavior patterns and iterating best practices. You can absolutely emulate their success with a diligent, learner mindset.
Curate and Amplify for Compounding Success
Traditionally SEO happened in siloes separate from social media and marketing. But with Google now indexing sites like Twitter and YouTube, what you "curate and amplify" content to outside search matters.
Strategically sharing and syndicating great content across social platforms creates opportunities for added visibility. Likewise, guest posting content intended for search on reputable industry niche sites can accelerate authority signaling.
Coordinate your curation and amplification to keep funneling interest back to your site as the hub. Consistency and persistence set you up for that coveted "overnight success" months or years down the road!
Stay Tuned as the Landscape Shifts
Google never stops evolving the search landscape - because user needs never stop changing. Continually monitoringcore updates around ranking factors, algorithm tweaks, and platform preferences helps you adapt, too.
Ongoing experiments also sharpen your expertise, interfacing with search. Not everything attempted will work, and that's OK! But those small optimization wins over time compound into above-the-fold visibility.
Conclusion
Mastering search is truly a special recipe blending art and science. There's creativity in understanding people's hopes expressed through queries. And strategic science behind presenting perfectly matched content.
Patience and persistence set the stage. But you, SEO rockstar-in-progress, supply inspiration through knowledge and know-how paired with rolled-up sleeves. Keep seeking an ever-greater understanding of search's desires. And before long, you'll have all the answers you didn't even know you needed until discovering your insights.
Now, ready to start cooking up content that ranks? The ingredients await!
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Impression Administration: The Theory And Examples
Twitter has a higher clickthrough fee, although there is a vital decrease in the last quarter. Fewer impressions are served to Adstage clients in this category so this perception must be handled with warning. Structure your advertising plan round a funnel confirmed to boost performance. Join Smart Insights as a Free Member for instant entry to our free digital advertising plan template to hone your abilities and drive the results you want. LocalIQs Google Adwords business benchmarks common CTRs now report just on the Google Ads search network accounts they manage.
By monitoring impressions, you gain a better understanding of what quantity of potential prospects have been uncovered to your message. This information permits you to consider the impact and success of your promoting efforts. However, it’s essential to note that whereas impressions are an important metric for assessing advert performance, they should not be the solely real determinant of success.
By conveying particular impressions about their talents, attitudes, motives, status, emotional reactions, and other traits, people can influence others to respond to them in fascinating ways. You may also wish to calculate your cost per click in your CPM campaign, although you aren't paying for clicks. This is NOT the same as what paying by CPC would value if that is the way you had been paying the publisher or advert network. To decide CPM, simply divide your total spend by the number of impressions. The AVE model permits us to include the worth of impressions in an overall campaign’s return and is a core a half of any return-on-investment modeling exercise. While CPC is considered to be a priceless metric, it is essential to keep in thoughts that it is not the only metric.
Marketing math refers to mathematical ideas, calculations and evaluation in the field of selling. It is used to collect, analyze, and assist businesses make data-driven decisions across the globe. Things like pricing methods, ROI analysis, forecasting, customer segmentation, and market research all utilize advertising math and formulation to decipher data and create actionable insights.
By using relevant CTAs, you'll be able to entice more folks to click in your advertisements. This will assist you to improve your CTR and drive in additional credible leads for your business. The most necessary thing you can do to create efficient commercials is including CTA. CTAs are essential because they tell your audience what to do next.
Due to the present technological developments, digital advertising strategies and strategies will always continue to evolve it doesn't matter what. Since they're modern, it is important to have maximum information relating to current technologies and advancements. https://www.webguiding.net/Nexgen-Local-Marketing_246134.html We hear and see many advertisements day by day on the television, in the newspaper, or on the radio while casually beginning our day by day routine. When we go out, we will see such advertising ads on flyers everywhere in the street. It helps the movie production firm to capture the eye of the people that stroll throughout the street. Therefore, there are advertisements and banners in all places in all the nations.
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All the searches typed into the search bar or websites exhibiting adverts throughout the confines of your focusing on are the pool of impressions you would show to. An impression, also known as an ad view or a view, is used to measure the variety of digital views or engagements an advert (sometimes digital posts or a web page) receives. Counting impressions that an ad receives is necessary as internet marketing often pays on a per-impression basis.
VCPM or viewable CPM refers to how a lot an advertiser is keen to pay for actual views. Unlike common CPM, it isn’t calculated after the campaign has been rolled out. For example, if an ad is positioned on the publisher’s web site, but the reader didn’t scroll down far sufficient to see it, then the advertiser doesn’t pay for the impression. Google defines an ad as “viewed” when a minimal of 50% of the content seems for one second or extra. It’s very totally different if you’re seeking to push a product or a service. In that case, it's advisable to take a look at a CPM of $3.5 to $9, encouraging clicks and shares.
Understanding what your impression share is and the way it works can help you get a better sense of how your internet advertising is really performing. Dove acknowledges that content creators are finest positioned to create content! The majority of its promotional product photographs on Instagram are repurposed or reposted influencer snaps.
Variety is the secret when it comes to digital promoting campaigns. For small enterprise owners, these are the types of campaigns that they can select from. Perhaps the most effective answer is the one that finest fits the vision and targets of the corporate. Yes, CTR is a very popular metric used to measure online advertisements efficiency. More particularly, it measures how likely persons are to click your on-line advertisements. The average click on via rate is calculated as the sum of the press via price of all of your online ads divided by the entire variety of ads.
Oftentimes, impressions are used to symbolize the reach of a selected commercial or campaign. digital marketing company near me fort lauderdale Although the number of impressions that a campaign receives can inform you concerning the dimension of the audience and potential for engagement, it does not characterize the precise engagement. The distinction between these metrics is important to grasp when making changes to your marketing campaigns. Tracking your reach will allow you to understand the dimensions of your viewers and the method it grows over time.
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What Is Local SEO and Why Is It So Important?
A Simple Guide to Local SEO
Do you know why local SEO is important, whether it’s relevant to your business, and how to improve your chances of success with local customers and clients? This blog is aimed at giving you some clarity on Local SEO — with a bit of hard data thrown in.
What is Local SEO?
Local SEO is exactly as it sounds. It’s the practice of optimizing your online presence to increase search engine visibility with local users.
So, why is local search important? Because 45% of all Google searches are for local businesses.
A study done by Forbes showed that 95% of people use their mobile devices to perform local searches — out of which 61% called, and 59% visited the business.
Another study showed that 88% of searches for local businesses on a mobile device either call or visit the business within 24 hours.
Google’s ‘Local Pack’ is the holy grail of local search marketing. You’ve seen those three businesses that appear in the box at the top of the search page along with a map and dropped pins… Well, unsurprisingly, they get more clicks and more customers than any links that appear lower down the page.
The big question is: how does a business manage to get into the top three? It’s all part of a robust SEO campaign, and it starts with understanding local SEO — how it works and how to play the game.
If you’re looking for advice and help with improving your Local SEO, We can help you. With over 5 years in the business, We are a Manchester-based SEO agency offering straightforward, no-nonsense guidance and technical know-how to improve your online presence.
Do I need Local SEO?
If your business has a local customer or client base, Local SEO can definitely benefit you.
Some businesses may not realize that they could be drawing in more people from outside their local area using Local SEO. This is particularly relevant for anyone in the catering or hospitality business, where non-local visitors may search from elsewhere before coming to your venue.
Businesses that typically benefit from Local SEO include:
Hospitality — hotels, restaurants, café, bars, etc
Medical practices — doctors, dentists, clinics
Law firms — solicitors, barrister
Local Services — florists, plumbers, electricians, hair salons, accountants, fitness centers, etc
And you’ll know that you don’t need it if you are:
Ecommerce companies
Online-only services
Private sellers
Why is Local SEO Important?
Local SEO helps your business stand out — even if you don’t have a website — and helps drive more traffic to your premises through online leads.
Since these leads are from people who are specifically searching for products or services that your business offers, they are also likely to give you a high conversion rate.
Searches with local intent are on the rise — with 4 in 5 consumers now using search engines to find local information, and search result information sending a massive 70% of consumers to a physical store.
Local SEO also helps drive people’s decisions in favor of your business. The more information they have about your business before they visit, the more trustworthy you are in their eyes.
5 Key Reasons Why Local SEO Is Important
Here are the top 5 reasons why local SEO is important:
1. It Makes You More Competitive
Even if you’re not investing in local SEO, you can be sure that the other local businesses within your niche are. This means that they’re a step ahead by default, and they’re getting all of your potential customers.
It doesn’t do you any good to be the best and most innovative business in your niche if no one can find you. When all of these other businesses are showing up on the first page of local search engine results, they take control.
To test this, put your business niche into Google alongside your local area. For example, if you run a Los Angeles bakery, look for “bakery in Los Angeles” or “Los Angeles cakes.”
What comes up?
It’s likely that you aren’t even on the front page if you haven’t invested in your local SEO. This means that most people won’t ever see your business unless they’re dissatisfied with the initial results. Many people click one of the first links (if not the first link) that they see.
By investing in your local SEO, you get to rise up and compete with the other local businesses within your niche.
2. You Draw-In Visitors and Newcomers
While local customers are going to be the “bread and butter” of your business, you can also attract people who are visiting your area when you invest in local SEO.
Visitors don’t yet know what kinds of businesses are in your city. Even if you have a great reputation and a strong customer base, they aren’t likely to visit you based on those things alone.
When they arrive, they’ll be looking for shops and restaurants. When you use local SEO, they’ll find you before they find anyone else. They’ll also know that your business is an organic search result instead of a paid one.
This is also true for people who are new to your area. When someone moves in, they don’t know anything about the local businesses. You can put your best foot forward and show off your business to establish a new loyal customer as soon as they arrive in town.
3. People Want to Buy Local
While it’s true that mega corporations tend to be far more successful, even in small towns, than smaller local businesses, that doesn’t mean that people aren’t interested in supporting their local business owners.
More and more people are turning to local businesses to show their support and stimulate their local economy. As people become more critical of big-box stores and online powerhouses, they want to contribute their money where it will make more of a difference.
By establishing yourself as a local business and driving more online traffic your way, you’ll discover how many local customers are interested in lifting you up.
4. Phone Searches Drive Sales
Have you ever been out on a walk and had a sudden desire to visit a bakery, tattoo shop, brewery, or store? What did you do?
If you’re like most people, you pulled out your smartphone and looked up the business type that you were looking for. When someone searches through their mobile device like this, results from the local area immediately come up. Sometimes Google will even display the person’s distance from the business.
When you establish strong local SEO, people will find you when they’re out and about. You’ll get customers who are visiting you on a whim.
5. It’s Inexpensive
Comparatively speaking, local SEO is an inexpensive way to advertise your business.
When you invest in good SEO and digital marketing services, there are costs involved. With that in mind, though, those costs are associated with long-term results.
When your website has good SEO, it doesn’t go away. You will have to maintain that SEO and continue boosting yourself up the ladder, but you’ll always have an SEO-friendly website without any other reoccurring costs aside from the marketing helpers.
With other methods of marketing, this isn’t true. If you want to put ads in the paper or on the radio, you have to pay a large upfront cost. If you choose PPC (pay per click), you’ll have to keep paying if you want to stay on the front page.
SEO gives you organic results for a lower cost than other advertising options.
That’s Why Local SEO Is Important
Understanding why local SEO is important is the first step towards improving your own local SEO. If you want to grow your local customer base, connect with your local community, build brand awareness, and gain a better reputation in your region, taking advantage of the local SEO benefits is the way to go.
Where Do Local Search Results Show?
Local search results show a selection (Snack Pack or Local Pack) of the top three most relevant results. They appear in a boxed area underneath the pay-per-click ads, accompanied by a map with dropped pins.
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What is Twitter SERP Features in Google
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The Twitter feature displays a tweet that was recently posted on the social media platform, Twitter. The tweets shown are usually from the account of the brand, business, artist, or celebrity being queried in the Google search bar.
What Are SERP Features in Google
If a tweet from the results is clicked on by the user, they will be directed to the tweet on twitter.com.
Here’s what the Twitter feature looks like on desktop results:
And on mobile results:
Twitter Serp Feature On Mobile Results
How to Rank for a Twitter Feature
To increase the chances of your tweet ranking on Google, focus on the following:
Match your Twitter username to your brand name. When users search for your brand, it will match the brand name in your Twitter handle. This makes it obvious to Google, to show these tweets as the keywords match.
Use keywords in your Twitter bio and tweets. When keywords are queried on Google, your Twitter page will show up as a result if it has matching keywords in it.
Add a location in your Twitter bio and tweets.
Add a link in your Twitter profile to your website. This makes your Twitter account more credible and helps Google connect your Twitter to your website.
To see how your tweet is ranking for a Twitter feature, you can query the link to the tweet in Organic Research. Change the scope to “exact URL” and you can see what keywords your tweet is ranking for in the Positions Report.
How We Collect Data About Twitter Features
We crawl Google’s SERPs to collect the URLs linked to Twitter. This allows you to see if a keyword ranks for a Twitter feature in our Organic Research toolkit.
When we scan a keyword’s SERP, we identify whether or not a Twitter feature is present anywhere on the results page.
If a Twitter feature is present on the results page, but the URL of the tweet you entered doesn’t appear for a Twitter feature: its icon will appear gray in the SERP Features column.
If the URL of your tweet ranks for a Twitter feature: you’ll see a stand-alone blue icon listed in the Positions column. This will allow you to see estimated traffic coming from the tweet. You’ll also see another row in the same table with the URL’s organic ranking and estimated traffic.
To learn more about this SERP feature and others, read our SERP Features Guide.
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