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southofeerie · 1 month
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I fucking knew it.....
(Shirt design by melodyprints)
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southofeerie · 2 months
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let a thousand blossoms bloom…
Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory
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southofeerie · 2 months
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my favourite thing about the west wing is how bartlett will be all I'm the president so you have to listen to me talk about this one thing I hyperfixated on
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southofeerie · 2 months
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shippuden
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southofeerie · 2 months
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what died didn’t stay dead / what died didn’t stay dead
you’re alive, you’re alive in my head
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marjorie — taylor swift
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southofeerie · 3 months
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southofeerie · 4 months
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it was such a moment!!!! ✨✨✨
while im talking about lockwood and co tv show and the changes it made from the book, id once again like to say an empathetic what the fuck to whoever came up with taking georges broken glasses moment out of the script entirely and replacing it with the skull magical girl EXPLODING? if that change has 1 hater its me. if it has no haters im dead etc
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southofeerie · 4 months
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im afraid of virginia woolf
what if you were jumped by virginia woolf and you heard her say take his ass to the lighthouse
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southofeerie · 4 months
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genuinely my belief that ino was never really interested in sasuke and actually liked sakura the whole time is so deeply embedded in me that every time i read a fic where ino is just as sasuke-crazy as sakura, i have to remind myself that. technically that is the case
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southofeerie · 4 months
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Nothing just this
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southofeerie · 4 months
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I am BEGGING for an open-world game with a functioning train or tram.
Like, you actually have to wait for it in real-time, physically step on, then wait for your stop with the ability to actually explore it and chat with the other riders
No loading screens
And when you aren’t on it, you can look over and see it doing its route without you, picking up and dropping off patrons whether you’re there or not
please i need a video game that captures the joy of free public transit
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southofeerie · 7 months
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southofeerie · 7 months
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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.
The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.
While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone
The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter
The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.
Eventually, one of the students pipes up:
"Well, the queen of England just died."
And without missing a beat, another student:
"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"
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southofeerie · 7 months
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what if you were driving to philly and you saw a big billboard that said “im not gettin laid, but youre gettin paid: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”
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southofeerie · 8 months
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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
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southofeerie · 8 months
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