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kaleycuoco69 · 4 months
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xxzlushiez · 11 months
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2am food drive
Tokio Hotel x Gender Neutral! Reader
Synopsis: chaos follows you guys everywhere, even when just going out to eat
Notes: just you guys having fun, brain freeze, Tom gets drunk, Gustav is a devil in disguise, bill’s a cutie patootie, Georg being stupid and motherly at the same time
A/N: this was so fun to write omg😭
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- Bill started it when the band was on tour in America and wanted to go to a fast food place they didn’t have in Germany
- But Tom said no bc he’s moody (it was like 2am)
- Bills the type of dude to beg…
- …so you, Gustav, and Georg were tearing up from laughing while bill got on his hands and knees, rolling around, doing backflips begging, anything for Tom to say yes
- Eventually he caved and you all buckled up and headed over to the restaurant in his car
- You and Gustav wrestled the whole way there when he wouldn’t stop tickling you
- He’s just giggling while you plead to him for mercy
- Georg just talks with Tom abt the upcoming concerts and events
- Bill doing karaoke with you but forgets the lyrics to his own song
- you finally get there and Tom is trying to order but Bill is throwing himself through the driver window so he can be the first
- crying when he found out they didn’t serve breakfast at nighttime
- Workers felt so bad they made some just for him
- Claps in celebration
- Georg orders for you and Gustav bc you’re still bickering with each other
- you all get slushees
- When you get the food you all sit at one of those outside tables to eat
- Bill is chowing DOWN on his food
- gets brain freeze
- Everyone else is making jokes and messing around stealing each others food
- Georg gets dared to chug his Sprite (by Tom)
- spits it all over you when Gustav pinched his sides
- “shit shit shit! Sorry Name!”
- It got in your eyes and on your shirt
- gave you his shirt as an apology
- You crying and Tom on the floor laughing
- Definitely disturbed the neighborhood near by
- Bill shaking your legs with his hands whenever he laughs for no reason💀
- Tom tried to be charming and wipe ketchup off your face and gets a punch to the stomach instead
- You all get kicked out by the manager for a disturbance of peace
- Going to a bar after and Tom and Bill get majorly drunk
- Trying to carry their dead weight to the car
- your dumbasses forget where the car is
- You all wake up on a random beach miles away from the hotel and the car💀
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Vincent Price being goofing off behind the scenes of The Raven (1962)
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diginiko-asks · 11 days
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tendie-defender · 5 months
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cnelson1979 · 9 months
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Needed some air 😏
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scarletlights · 11 days
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"How much you wanna bet I can do a handstand with my ears?"
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charliejaneanders · 3 months
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Heads up! The next TRANS NERD MEET UP is this coming Saturday from 12:30 until whenever, at Zeitgeist in SF. If you identify as trans/nb/gnc, and you enjoy geeking out about *anything*, come hang. We don't gatekeep! It's friendly and chill.
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goldenphoenix4 · 2 months
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bau squabbling like a family playing monopoly
spencer: you should've listened to me!
derek: it wouldn't have saved that much time, reid. let it go
spencer: actually, the interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world
derek: why do you know that
spencer, getting out of the car: it's a government report! you work for the government and you don't read the reports?
derek, following behind him: on traffic patterns for a city 2,500 miles from where i live?
spencer: correction, 2,295 miles
derek: don't make me smack you in front of all these people
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kaleycuoco69 · 8 months
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What do you think about timeloops?
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They're hell.
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squares-begone · 30 days
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Don't be racist, I am a building
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diginiko-asks · 23 days
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// "where did the sun go?" the rift, where else is the light coming from
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zeralight-asks · 1 month
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m!a: hippity hoppity you are now a piece of spaghetti, get the hell off my property.
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scarletlights · 11 days
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"I guess that's all the bets, then. 950, huh?"
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"I so got this."
She confidently folds her arms as she plants her ear palms on the ground.
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"And a one...and a two..."
A few little hops to get a feel for it, and....
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"Hup!!"
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hecateisalesbian · 9 months
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I wonder how much crap I can get away with this school year
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