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a young father's insecurity (q!tubbo's been struggling these days and it has me very emotional)
#qsmp#qsmp sunnysideup#qsmp tubbo#tubbo#tubbo fanart#qsmp eggs#they make me insane#and sad#someone tell qtubbo hes doing a good job pls
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I think too much in real life to fully let myself enjoy some activities so I'm going to live vicariously through the characters I write 🙃
He's here for pleasure. You're not under any illusion about his intentions. Sure, he'll let you snuggle up beside him afterwards, playing with the little soft curls on his chest. He'll kiss your forehead and smooth your hair and you'll laugh together about the silliest things but it's no secret that it's the sex that keeps him coming back.
Secretly, it's exactly what you need too. It works well for both of you. You get someone who has the confidence and experience to show you things you didn't even think you'd be into and you get to simply enjoy the way he gets off on pleasuring you. There's no need to feel shy around a man who's told you his secret filthy fantasies.
"What's one thing you've always wanted to do but have never had a chance to?" You probe one evening, taking your necklace off and placing it on the bedside table, well aware he's probably wearing more of your lipgloss that you are after the way he greeted you at the hotel room door.
You hop onto the bed to take your shoes off, enjoying how the mattress bounces you slightly.
He doesn't answer right away, pouring two glasses of a sweet, chilled Riesling before handing one to you. You take a sip, trying not to put him under pressure but the time he's taking to consider your question makes you even more curious.
"If I tell you, I'd like you to try it with me. So how badly do you want to know?" He stands in front of you and places the glass to his lips and in that moment, you couldn't want anything more than you want to fulfil a fantasy for him. You want to be something he's never had and offer him opportunities to enjoy your body that he might never have again.
"Tell me. We'll do it." You hardly even have to think about it.
"I'd like to lick you. All of you. Run my tongue all over your body. Find what makes you shiver. Find what makes you moan. Find the places that are so ticklish you need me to stop. I want to lick all the places you've never been licked before. If you'll let me." He really could make anything sound appealing.
Excitement fizzles in your core and a real desperation begins to build. Just being around this man makes you wet so you can't help the fact you're ready for him already.
"If that's what you want to do, I'll let you." If you're honest with yourself, you'd probably agree no matter what he asked for. You trust him enough to know he won't take you further than you're comfortable with.
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You knew what you were signing up for but you didn't think it'd feel like this. Why the hell haven't you tried this before?
He's kneeling at the end of the bed, stroking his cock while his hot, wet, stiff tongue flicks gently against your asshole and there's no denying how much you're enjoying the pressure there. You couldn't hide it if you tried. You're so wet, you're practically dripping and it only spurs him on. It's intimate in a way you don't think you'll ever recover from while being one of the most erotic things you think he's ever done. There's nothing to be embarrassed about it when it's clear he's enjoying it just as much as you are. Maybe more.
The way you're gripping his hair has you wondering whether the strain on his tongue or his neck will overwhelm him first but he shows no signs of relenting. That is until he stands up, already looking delightfully over-pleasured and sinks his cock into your fluttering, neglected cunt without a word.
If he goes too fast it's all over and he knows it but he can't resist holding both of your ankles, watching you while he places open mouthed kisses to the soles of your feet, thrusting into you with slow, calculated strokes.
#becca writes spice#becca's thots#dbf!bucky#dads best friend! bucky#I just want to get some of my personal needs out before I go back to writing requests#I have a couple more fantasies that I can't shake so I'll have to write those soon#I had an assignment due this afternoon and oh boy#Leaving it to 9pm last night before I got started was a plan that I knew would suck#but I was in my second job all last week and couldn't be bothered starting any earlier than that#so I worked from home today to tackle the sleepies#and I spent all day working from bed with an Easter egg so like... pretty good Monday#tw: alcohol mention#tw: alcohol#can you tell I've been to one single wine tasting event 💅🏻
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Bunny Egg 🐇🥚made by @plantdada 💕
#daddy did such a good job he also made lovely waffles but i forgot 2 take a pic :'(#my post#food#sfw#agere#egg#toast#breakfast
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actual book 7 chapter 6 spoilers i do not recomend opening unless you have read it because your experience WILL be ruined
have i ever told yall that to me twst is peak comedy game of the moment
#twisted wonderland#twst book 7 chapter 6 spoilers#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#my art#i did cry when lilia crode#but i also think it was very funny when malleus was all like#just standing there#big eyes looking into nothing#0 thoughts#little guy was probably so confused#yes this is that scene of malleus coming out of the egg#hikaru midorikawa did an amazing job btw#what a cry of pain my goodness
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Meanwhile roxy doing Easter stuff for the pizzaplex.
There she goes!! Very busy doggo!! She's got Easter eggs to hide!!
#she's working very very hard!!#it's a difficult job but get through it!!!#such a hard worker!! so dedicated!! doesn't even eat any of the eggs on her way!!!#the kids just don't always find them all!! she's just too good at hiding them sometimes!!#roxanne wolf#fnaf security breach#I've changed how I colour Roxy every single time I've coloured her lmao#pop rox answers#pop rox draws#also made a new signature watermark I think it's neat
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[Before Law can get a word in edgewise explaining how he would rather not. Luffy's gone in a whirlwind. Or a typhoon. Any natural disaster that left the land devastated in its wake. Law is left standing in the middle of the cafe, clutching his phone as the door slams shut behind Luffy, the bell ringing his exit.
Law slumps into his stool, suddenly exhausted.
“Sorry about him.” Nami says sliding into the seat that Luffy just vacated, “He’s like that. Once he takes a shine to you, that’s it. He’s all in. He has no care about whether you want to be his friend or not.”
“We’re not friends.” Law mutters. Nojiko snorts into the mug she’s drying, “I barely know him.”
“I’ve been friends with him for years and I barely know him.” Nami responds with a shrug, “That’s just Luffy. Count your blessings that he likes you. People he doesn’t like usually get punched in the face.”]
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I should be working, but today brain bad. Here's a peek into my LawLu hospital AU that is never going to see the light of day because i'm a BAD person who can't finish things.
#LawLu#One Piece#jojomakesart#jojowritesfic#monkey d. luffy#trafalgar d. water law#Law is a ER surgeon who specializes in cardiothoracic trauma#Luffy is a firefighter who is surprisingly good at their job#the first drawing has some of my favorite little detail work#also Cora is ALIVE in this AU because I want him to be an embarrassing dad#Ace is NOT alive because I need that good good angst#Sabo is and he's feral#Zoro owns a dojo called Santoryuu that Luffy trains at#Nami is a weather girl for the local news station#Robin is a archeology professor who also has a shady past in espionage#Franky is a engineer that specializes in ship building (and also likes to make wild and outlandish treehouses in his spare time)#Usopp is a biochem major who also spray paints murals into parking garages at night#Brook is an 80 year old musician that is surprising spry but cannot help making the 'when I die...' jokes at every opportunity he can#Sanji obviously is at the Baratie but he also does DRAG because he likes to wear dresses DAMMIT#A list of fun easter eggs because tumblr does not want people to see my genius#1. Law's Coffee Cup is from Camie's the local coffee shop and art house that services the greater area of the Grand Line.#It has Hachi on the logo a la starbucks#2. Nurses station- Kaya as a oncology doctor and Conis as a triage nurse. They gossip a lot and Law does not GOSSIP#but he does#3. CP9- Going to visit Rob Lucci#4. Room sign- 2Y3D#I imagine the hospital is set up not unlike the mangroves in Sabody#5. Reallllly tiny can't see it but the exit sign has Bon Clay on it#6. Patient File- Whitebeard's Law's patient
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Some silly Wallys me and my friends made
Tagging @ben5569 because I forgot to😓
#wally memes#wally#wally darling fanart#wally darling welcome home#wally darling#welcome home#welcome home wally#welcome home wally darling#welcome home fanart#welcome home memes#wally darling memes#fanart#memes#egg.#i do say#i do say that me and my friends did a good job!!
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i will never recover emotionally from genuine moments in the qsmp. god this server, it's all love
#qsmp#qsmp liveblog#these eggs are a mean to bring the best out of a community#the admins are doing such a good job#im so touched rn man. this server makes me cry from how much it feels like a family#and those moments of genuine emotion are some i'll always treasure even when the server eventually ends
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AFTER A MONTH BUT HERE'S THE FIRST TWO!!
I'm drawing all the eggs in dresses! slowly!! Dapper and Ramon coming soon
I lowkey like the flat colors better and also I had like, 3 other designs for chayanne's chest thingy, so bonus bellow ig? I asked my friend and this was her favorite, the little face inside the heart was supposed to be a skull to my 3 am self, take that as you will
#qsmp#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#q!chayanne#q!tallulah#qsmp eggs#yes I gave Chayanne yogurt hair no I'm not sorry#It's not a phase dads#I just reeeeally like the headcanon that chayanne would dye his hair constantly#to anyone who says he looks too girly: my mom said 'she' looked like a lesbian or a man in a dress so I can say I did a good enough job#my art
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My nose won’t stop bleeding so I am just sitting up in bed with tissues. Bad migraine but you know what… Filling out this little chart Romeo posted in discord. I can already tell I fucked some parts because I feel so out of it but whatever I’m vibing
(Fixed ish)
Lariel’s song Zrise’s Song
#oc: zrise#here you go#idk I’m sorry#awful#but think of blorbos to heal#when I have. migraine…. all I smell is smoke#the yellow is like his default#the orange is *special* for those who crack him like egg#to be clear I just think saying ‘good at sec’ is funny#LMAO#as if everyone would agree…#well…#it was his job for a bit so#Lariel looking so normal so well adjusted#in comparison#she’s also fucked up little guy but just….not like him LMAO#I just love to say cracked like an egg#nothing else evokes it#forgot to add ‘will kill for you’ under Zrise#screams and cries and throws up because I need to write them both in a happy relationship tbh#they need good things to happen to them#accidentally earesed one on Lariel and one on Zrise#help#I’ll fix it later….#*sex not sec#thank you autocorrect#ALSO YO BE CLEAR Zrise is afraid of deep natural body’s of water so…. the skinny dipping is more about getting naked LMAO maybe watching#guy who’s there for the show unless he trust you enough that he’ll risk his biggest fear I should have made it orange not yellow rip#they have different flavors depending on vulnerability#oc: lariel
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Spring Greetings
Thank you very much for your Easter Greetings @docdust, but I don't quite know what "Easter" refers to ..
However, @bil-daddy and I had a wonderful breakfast with boiled ostrich eggs!
Bildaddy shouldn't have made fun of the ostrich's gait though, when he declaimed:
“The wings of the ostrich flap joyfully,
though they cannot compare
with the wings and feathers of the stork.
14 She lays her eggs on the ground
and lets them warm in the sand,
15 unmindful that a foot may crush them,
that some wild animal may trample them.
16 She treats her young harshly, as if they were not hers;
she cares not that her labor was in vain,
17 for God did not endow her with wisdom
or give her a share of good sense.
18 Yet when she spreads her feathers to run,
she laughs at horse and rider."
Source quote
The ostrich was not amused ...
Let me kiss your bruises, dear 💋
#bildaddy#aziraphale#uziraphale#ostrich#ostrich egg#uziraphale and bildaddy#job#job minisode#good omens#a companion to owls#a companion to ostriches
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If Goddard made a different decision with Eiffel he would've been a failed SI-5 agent like a failed service dog
#he consistently does the unconventional thing to Get The Job Done. he thinks outside the box. hes GOOD at what he does. he just is really#really bad at following orders. like they totally could have primed him to have keplers job and he would have been fantastic at it. like if#goddard had this mission go like the others but without him dying that mightve literally been one of the plans for him#like really truly they dont like putting all their eggs in one basket. and theres other people in prison for child endangerment. so why him#its because hes GOOD at what he does AND his temperment AND they constantly need replacements for keplers job#w359#wolf 359
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オカワリヲドーゾ
#rain world#egg art#rw hunter#rw vocaloid#been feeling this song a lot lately#also i thought i made a typo but i didnt#good job me.#vocaloid ref
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Also I've said this a bunch of times but I'm just... c!puffy's reaction to her friends betraying her and slaughtering her son in front of her is immediately labeled as a villain arc by the fandom. Coupled with one of her next streams being titled 'from mother to monster' even though... she never really ends up doing anything worse than being a dick to c!Ponk a couple times later. I honestly think now that it was never meant to be a 'villain arc' or at least I hope not, but instead how Puffy percieved herself after the banquet, and after her hero complex got wounded. Her post banquet ranting is more of an angry, traumatized and grieving parent venting than some epic plotting revenge girlboss moment. Even if the fansong made about that was so fucking cool.
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Seriously though... c!Puffy my girl. You have so many unfinished plotlines and shunted narrative potential and I love you please take a nap ma'am.
#dream smp#dsmp#c!puffy#captain puffy#red banquet#egg arc#egg lore#dsmp lore#dsmp lore analysis#seriously that song is so good but it fits mapleshade better than it does puffy as a 'taking revenge' song lmao#even though i'm usually pro women being evil I'm actually glad puffy never had a full blown 'villain arc'#because her going from trying her best even if its kind of a shitty job and being well meaning#to cynical shaded jerk who isolates herself from others to avoid feeling anymore pain is more realistic to me than#oh she's evil now lmao shes gonna hunt the eggpire down slasher movie style#Youtube
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how come ppl w. their basic white female characters that cry about sexism in the rpc never uplift each other.
#*･༓☾ ooc! lava rains on diamond planets.#/ ppl w. asian muses can clique up. ppl w. black muses can clique up.#/ so what's the issue.#/ im sorry its just that i see a lot of 'BUH MUH FEMALE MUSE' and then they're the most uninteresting thing ive ever seen.#/ and then never make an effort to have a solid identity as an rp blogger.#/ u gotta crack some eggs to make a scramble so maybe do some work. ur muse is already white what else do u want.#/ i legit never see ppl w. woc muses [including myself] crowing that much.#/ they make it work and actually do a good job.
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This may sound rude, but why do you dress so formally? I like the style but it’s rather unusable considering how people usually dress. I like it though, it’s nice. That’s all.
"Oh... I was aiming for a business-casual look, since that's the accepted dress code for most of the places I work at, but perhaps I'm leaning too strongly towards the 'business' side."
#rachel#castle of nations#very good question anon!#for that I'm gonna give you some insight!#her outfit being shown as mostly formal has actually been a deliberate choice on my part#like obviously when the job demands it#she doesn't wear a formal outfit for every occasion (like when she's working at the animal shelter)#but what's interesting to note is that she'll gravitate towards this level of formal for most things#even for something as small as picking up some eggs from the grocery store#thank you for the question!#anon#dynart
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