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pokehistoryandhexology · 2 months

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Another student has Jirachi. Their champion has an Urshifu. Then there's the transfer student with Ogerpon. And Drayton posted pics with Manaphy earlier

...what.

look. okay. this place sounds incredible, and i'd kill to get in. maybe.

but nooooo i'm too busy with things like school and not having an excuse to travel overrrr. kids these days.

#ask #pkmn irl #god i sound old

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judasisgayriot · 9 months

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finally watching hsmtmts s4 lol, and these kids are so alien to me it’s so funny how I do not relate to the world these teenagers live in any more with their… tik toks and whatnot… like they’re sweet kids but honestly we’re miss jenn stans first and everything else second

#I think all the kids in hsmtmts are sweet but I don’t really care like. who they date or whatever lol #however miss jenn continues to be everything to me #she’s like if mr shue didn’t suck and was great instead. loool #see I understood the kids in glee bc they grew up at the same time as me. these modern kids are incomprehensible lol #god I sound old #anni rambles #i do enjoy the show as always tho. very meta. nostalgia for hsm. full of bops. Troy and Gabriella are in couples therapy canonically.#when is bad lip reading presents high school musical going to get represented in hsmtmts im still waiting.#Ricky is chorky-coded.#my friends think I’m just normal but I’m actually the pretzel king. I’m quite a guy.

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adragonsfriend · 9 months

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Made a whole new tumblr because apparently four years ago I didn’t confirm my email or smth and that means I can’t do a bunch of things. I’m great at technology

#god I sound old

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lanceappreciationblog · 8 months

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Another fun ask day aaah!! Thank you everyone!! PLEASE keep it up! I'm open to any kind of Lance talk and not just headcanons btw!

For now, I'm going to head to bed soon because I had a looong day and I want to sleep with my Lance plushie now. 😪

#mod speaks #goodnight/morning all!#hope i wake up to lance talk as my morning newspaper haha #something to do while i drink my coffee #GOD i sound old #okay mod out

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wheelybard · 1 year

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My favorite genre is classic rock so the irony is I do not understand modern day pop music because I see artists I don't know, like "who the f is this new guy?"

Billie Eilish and Dua Lipa are still the newest pop idols I keep track of, but every day there seems to be another pop artist that just appears outta nowhere!

#music #modern pop #god i sound old

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muffinrag · 2 years

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I'm looking after some children and they've been watching some mindless show called Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn nonstop for like two weeks. So I sat down after dinner and put on ATLA and now they all beg me to watch it every night. Fucking success

#maybe ill try gravity falls next #things with plot #and character development #instead of mindless fucking drivel #god i sound old #text #muffinrag blabs #steven universe would be a good pick too #oooh and she-ra #ive not watched the owl house but maybe that one too #i wish i could put voltron on this list lmao #that show just turned into such dogshit #oh well #funny story tho #nicky on that show is played by the same actor of five from t/u/a #pretty turned off about t/u/a due to the antisemitism but the kid's an excellent actor #and nicky is such a wildly different role than five so the dichotomy is funny

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stilitrash · 9 months

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The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed

#finn the human #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #finn mertens #adventure time #I love you #Finn but for the love of God STOP PUTTING THIS POOR OLD MAN IN DANGER HE HAS THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STRENGTH OF A BABY DUCK #I love how Simon just goes along with it even if it sounds like the worst idea ever #Finn is so warm and supportive and caring with Simon #I'm soft #he deals with the situation horribly but HE'S TRYING HIS BEST

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an-ungraceful-swan · 2 years

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Canon in d can fix me

#god I sound old #but it really can #swan says a thing

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months

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Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead!

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back!

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then!

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it!#Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay!#they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth”#“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??”#“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on”#“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff”#Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :)#At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

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matrixbearer2024 · 2 months

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Okay SO- I've literally been sitting on the generator website for a little over 10 minutes now just feeding it random songs- and LIKE- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOME OF THIS IS KINDA DUMB- LIKE FR- WHAT AM I DOING HAHAHAH-

Song List:

Accidentally In Love (Counting Crows) [Tumblr was fucked so this one's a video-]

It's Gonna Be Me (NSYNC*) [Vox kinda dies in this one but it's hilarious anyway HAHAHA]

Jet Lag (Simple Plan) [I might try and edit this into a duet eventually, especially the higher pitched parts into a voice for (Y/N) in the series- SEND ME VOICE HEADCANONS GUYS THANK YOU]

Heaven By Your Side (A1) [WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH VOX PLEAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]

Like A Rose (A1) [EXCUSE ME SIRRRRRRRR EXCUSEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM VERY OKAY I PROMISE-]

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puppyeared · 30 days

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vincent voice claim!! hes auggie and anton's son ^_^

VA: Catbug from Bravest Warriors, voiced by Sam Lavagnino

#YEAYYYYY i finally had time to make this PUMPS FISTS #god but this voice is perfect for him ^_^ he sounds so baby (he is five years old)#im also planning to do voice claim videos for sleight and xin ya!! im still deciding who would be a good VA for sleight though #my first choice is vic mignona as tamaki from ouran because sleight is like really cool and suave when hes performing #but once hes off the stage hes very clumsy and dramatic.. the exact opposite of his stage persona LOL #im also considering eric vale as phoenix wright.. or maybe donald glover as marshall lee if im leaning more on the #cool bad boy type vibe...?? oh wait i think he'd also have a nice singing voice so maybe ill do donald glover instead idk #xin ya's VA would be ashley burch as cass frm bee and puppycat and i actually already have some voice clips prepared #Alex Walsh as Chris BW might work for Lucky but thats also undecided. either that or maybe gabe velez as ENA #hes extremely chill though so maybe Ian Q Jones as radicles would work too..????#Sarah Wiedenheft as Power from csm might also work for serilda but honestly im still rehashing her character so who knows #ive also made.. character playlists for xin ya and sleight... i already have one for auggie its posted on her artfight page :)#my art #myart #my oc #oc #friend oc #<- shared custody cuz anton belongs to bow lol #voice claim #oc voice claim #vincent #videos #animatic #augusta #anton #sillies family

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mondglocke · 7 months

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I just finished the 4.2 Archon Quest and i can't help but continue to be suspicious of Zhongli for being the only version of him to ever exists in Teyvat.

There are the nameless Bard and Venti.

There are Makoto and Ei.

There are Rukkhadevata and Nahida.

and now Focalors and Furina.

Every Archon has some kind of Double or Doppelganger, or simply a Mirrorself - someone who LOOKS and acts like the first or tries to live the former dreams, goals and ideals. They aren't the only one with their face, there were at some point two of them in Teyvat (As if they were twins, but only one remained...well, in case of makoto and ei that's literally what happend but you get it) There already once was someobody conscious with the Face the current Archon wears.

Except for Zhongli. He is the only one with a face that belongs just to him. There is no counterpart or mirror, no friend or sibling, he didnt split himself into two, his face is unique and yet he is also the only one who keeps it hidden in every cutscene...

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bumblingbabooshka · 2 months

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What I Say: I'm fine. What I Mean: There was a Star Trek Novel in which Tuvok and Jack Crusher (Beverely's Husband) have to go undercover in a bathhouse that they think is a brothel to get information out of a potential lead and because of a series of hijinks at one point must come to terms with the fact that they're definitely going to have to go into the boss's private room completely naked and might have to go even further than that to get the info they truly need. They were ready to go all in on that "I'm not gay but a mission's a mission" life.

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“We’re here to meet someone,” he said. “I was told that a Melacron named Pudris Barrh enjoyed visiting this establishment.” The alien smiled. “Oh, I see…you’re one of Barrh’s boys,” she remarked with a knowing lilt. Barrh’s boys? Crusher asked himself. What did she mean by that? He experienced a moment of alarm but kept his composure.

“If you can get past Old Scowly there,” the female continued, “you can join Barrh at his pleasures if you like." She raised a long slender arm and pointed to a gilded door to her right.] [Image 2:

“I don’t know for certain what kind of establishment this is,” said the commander, “but I can make a pretty good guess.”

“Unfortunately,” the Vulcan whispered back with sincere and undisguised revulsion, “so can I.”

"Still, we may have to go along with it.” Crusher regarded Tuvok. “Would that…pose a problem?” “Naturally,” the Vulcan replied.

The commander grunted. “I was afraid you would say that.”

“And knowing what I do of human marriage customs,” said Tuvok, “I would imagine it would pose a problem for you as well.”

Crusher looked lost “Maybe we could just play along for some of it…for the sake of-”

“My master will see you now,” said Old Scowly. He had reappeared before the Vulcan knew it. “You may enter through the changing room, remove your clothes, and join Pudris Barrh at his pleasures.”] [Image 3:

As it happened, Tuvok wasn’t happy either. If he didn’t know better, he would have said that the uncomfortable sensation in the pit of his stomach was apprehension. Of course, that was impossible. His control over his emotions was impeccable. And yet the sensation remained.

“There must be another way,” said Crusher. “There is no other way,” the Vulcan told him. “This is the situation in which your plan has placed us.” He knew his words sounded biting, but he didn’t wish any of them back.

The human ran his hands through his thick, dark hair. “Damn it,” he said, “If Beverely ever…” “Find out about this?” the ensign suggested.

Frowning, Crusher nodded. “But as you say, there’s no other option open to us. I guess we’ll just deal with whatever comes as best we can.” He grunted. “The things we do for king and country.”] [Image 4:

When the air cleared for a moment - a byproduct of their entrance - the Vulcan was able to get a better look at their host. He was rather corpulent for a Melacron, it seemed, and more pale-looking than most.

As thick, sludgy ripples made their slow way outward from Barrh’s generous torso, he waved to Tuvok and Crusher. “Please, gentlemen, join me. We’ve not met yet, but there are few better places to get to know someone than in The House of Comfort!”

[Crusher] and Tuvok exchanged a quick glance. Taking a deep breath, the human walked up to the carpeted stairs and placed first one foot, then the other, into the hot, liquid muck.

The ensign had little choice but to follow suit. He assured himself, as he sank up to his chest in the thick, surprisingly pleasant-smelling stuff, that there was realy no logical reason T’Pel ever had to become acquainted with this misadventure.

Besides, he reflected, there was quite a good chance that the majority of his and Crusher’s actions would be classified. He had to confess that he found some comfort in the prospect.]

Bonus:

Tuvok and Crusher apparently both go home and tell their wives about this experience. I don't know if we learn of T'Pel's reaction but Beverely apparently thinks its hilarious!

#novel experiences #TUVOK. HEY.#-POINTS-#HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #Tuvok CANNOT keep getting into dubiously moral but incredibly gay scenarios he just can't I'm gonna start howling at the moon #The fact that he has a wife is so funny #GOD there was an old post I LOVED that was like #'I know Tuvok has a wife and kids and I'm so happy for him but he has sex with men.'#<- VERY paraphrased by me #st voyager #tng #Jack Crusher #Tuvok #st voy #star trek #Is he....you know? -gestures- One of Barrh's boys?#Crusher: We might have to suck this guy's dick Tuvok. / Tuvok: Tch.#I love that Tuvok's like 'he knew his words sounded harsh....and he meant it<3 He meant every syllable <3'#him being so devoted to his wife just makes the whole thing more lascivious /positive

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zer0point5ive · 7 months

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something about lawrence thinking he’s a little past it, looking at adam and feeling a strange mix of envy and insecurity creep in alongside the fondness, wondering what adam sees in him and then .. well then there’s adam. love hearts in the air, cartoon eyes popping out, hammer on head looney tunes style, the whole deal just. absolutely head over heels over lawrence’s whole .. everything at all times, going cuckoo if lawrence’s shirt buttons strain slightly, grabbing a handful whenever lawrence bends over, burying his face in lawrence’s chest at random intervals because, hey, he never claimed to be gods strongest soldier and boy oh boy. man oh man, lawrence gordon md will do that to a guy. lawrence is just trying to get changed? well you better believe adam’s getting a front row seat to that show and. if lawrence happens to let it slip that he’s been feeling a little inadequate? yeah, adam is absolutely taking that as a challenge. good for them both

#sorry that sawmusical ass grab video came up again and i. well i am also not gods strongest soldier #then i thought about saw of course naturally. then lawrence nd his ways #dr lawrence md w the dadbod i need you in ways that the human mind cant even comprehend #call me adam faulkner stanheight the way i go awooga when the saw bathroom dilf does anything at all #sound of cartoon boing nd old timey horn resonates when he does Anything #realising i said strange mix just like. well you know. didnt even do that on purpose john kramer will do that to a guy i guess #any way when is it adam lawrence saw 2004s turn to get freaky nasty w it in front of a mirror is What im getting at here #chainshipping #📹

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blueteller · 8 months

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Cale meets Balance

God of Death: Cale, God of Balance wants to meet you Cale: How about no God of Balance:

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tacosaysroar · 15 days

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I don’t EVER drink at the airport, but I’m having a my-flight-doesn’t-leave-for-almost-two-hours-so-fuck-it Paloma.

#it’s partly because I’m already prone to a little altitude edema #which alcohol will encourage #but mostly it’s because I get motion sick #if there’s turbulence #GOD I SOUND SO OLD AND NOT FUN

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