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deannamb · 5 months

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This has been sitting in my brain for too long…

Teen wolves are back

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #lambert #eskel #vesemir #who broke it #the witcher lambert #the witcher eskel #the witcher vesemir #geralt lambert eskel vesemir #the witcher fanart #the witcher art #geralt fanart #eskel fanart #lambert fanart #vesemir fanart #my art #teen wolves

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bluedillylee · 7 months

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Jaskier gets a lute and a wifey (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.

Yennefer was so flustered she accepted Jaskier’s proposal without thinking (*/ω＼)

the lute has buttercups on it btw .❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。

#The witcher #witcher netflix #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #yennskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri #vesemir #eskel #geralt #lambert #coen #comic #long post

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batbusiness-schooldropout · 2 months

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Lambert: I think Geralt should be celibate from now on

Vesemir: Why are you concerned about Geralt's sex life?

Lambert: He's a crazy magnet. Wanting Geralt is a red flag. Name one person he's slept with who isn't nuts

Eskel: Jaskier?

Lambert: Look me in my eyes and tell me that little grackle wouldn't commit regicide if he thought he could get away with it

#the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #witcher eskel #eskel #lambert witcher #vesemir

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rvosk · 10 months

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The best version of the witcher is the very specific one rattling inside my brain.

And that is very cool & sexy of my top organ to do.

#I'll get around to comic-tizing all my scripts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but it's ip and I'm busy #the witcher #comics #eskel #geralt #lambert #vesemir #they're feral #witcher yuppies

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hannibard · 3 months

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I always find it funny when Kaer Morhen witchers call each other wolf. It's like calling your sibling by your shared last name.

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turtlesandalpacas · 1 year

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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack (inexplicifics) and Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (round_robin) did more for this fandom than Netflix ever could

#the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #dandelion #lambert #vesemir #eskel

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help-help-i-need-an-adult · 10 months

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#the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geralt #the witcher netflix #witcher #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #vesemir #papa vesemir #eskel #lambert #witcher aiden #kaer morons

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aka-lorterian · 3 months

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wolf³

#geralt of rivia #lambert #eskel #vesemir #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri #witcher geralt #witcher lambert #witcher eskel #witcher vesemir #witcher ciri #witcher 3 #the witcher 3

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thedemonofcat · 2 months

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To put it nicely, It’s widely known that the Pankratz family are very open about who they love. To put it bluntly, they're a family of slut’s

Soon, it’s discovered that every member of Kear Morhen has, at one point been in a relationship with a Pankratz.

Vessimir was in one with Jaskier's Grandmother, apparently even when Jaskier’s father was born. They're looking into that.

Eskel had a minor fling with Jaskier's sister one summer.

Lamber and Aiden were in a threesome with one of Jaskier's uncles

Coen at a one-night stand with Jaskier's brother

Not even Yennefer, who had a brief encounter with Jaskier's cousin.

Currently, Ciri has not been at any meeting with the Pankratz family. Which is probably a good thing since her Jaskier happens to be a distant cousins.

And there, Geralt and Jaskier

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0dde11eth · 4 months

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Ok jaskier wearing a thong in kaer morhen, he bends over, and the top of it peaks out of his pants one day. Here's the Kaer morons reactions when they see it:

Geralt: *error, brain melting from the horny*

Eskel: isn't that uncomfortable?

Lambert: *grabs the thong and gives jaskier a turbo wedgie*

Vesemir: *fist bumps jaskier. Then uses his thumb to pull up and show off the thong he's also wearing*

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #lambert #another day in kaer morhen #eskel #papa vesemir #bard in kaer morhen

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fandom-junk-drawer · 4 months

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Jaskier upon walking into Kaer Morhen's Great Hall and seeing that it is officially Gray Sweatpants Season!

#the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #the witcher memes #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #eskel #coen #aiden #lambert #vesemir #kaer morons

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bluedillylee · 8 months

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The witcher timeline is already a mess so I can fit in more family time at kaer morhen if I want.

I want the witchers to help throw a fun party for Ciri to make up for mocking her when she dressed up and to help her feel better after Voleth Mier.

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Yennefer, Ciri, Jaskier, Geralt, Vesemir, Eskel, Lambert and Coen dance in a circle with joined hands.

Yennefer looks at Ciri with a soft expression thinking “She looks happy…good”

Ciri is blushing while looking at Jaskier

Jaskier is saying “c’mon Ciri, let’s show these wolves how it’s done. Do your best with those cloven hooves, Yennefer.”

Geralt is doing the wrong dance moves and thinking “Fuck, wrong foot.”

Vesemir is asleep as he dances

Eskel has scars from the Leshen transformation and whispers to Lambert “is it just me or is the bard hot?”

Lambert has a look of concentration on his face as he says “both of you shut the fuck up. I’m fucking dancing here.”

Coen is laughing at Lambert and saying tauntingly “ c’mon Lamby you’re getting shown up by the bard”

#The witcher #witcher netflix #yennefer of vengerberg #coen #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #lambert #eskel #jaskier #vesemir #geralt

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loosketches · 6 months

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Aiden and Lambert against the wyvern! (Or Lambert coming to save Aiden's ass! And how I see them meeting for the first time! ) Been working on this illustration for a few days and I'm quite happy to be done with it! Definetly learned a lot about light during the process! Thanks to my friends and roomates for their feedbacks!!

small preview of the sketch below!

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procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics · 10 months

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witchers x maleficent!/fae!reader

summary: how witcher characters would react to someone having maleficent type horns/wings and magic

notes: got this out just in time for the new season phew

warnings: gn!reader, lambert the middle schooler, jaskier's composing

tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @levithestripper @lu-in-the-library @sunndust (msg me to be added!)

based on this request | masterlist | requests are OPEN!

Geralt

He’s mostly just praying that fate isn’t throwing another curveball at him

Sureeee he’ll spend time with you!! (his fingers are crossed and he’s praying let them be normal let them be normal

Will end up totally accepting you, but he doesn’t love the attention that comes from being a witcher in the company of a fae

He secretly adores your wings

Jaskier

Immediately in song-writing mood

Will make up things about your life to fabricate contents for his ballads

Won’t treat you very different from his other ~weird~ friends

Loves loves loves the attention that comes with it (read: basks in it like the sun)

Yennefer

Yen is fascinated

The academic in her wants to tell her colleagues

And the girl who was all alone and abandoned in her absolutely adores you

You’d do good to make sure that she’s on your side, or she might sell you out

Definitely wants a piece of your magic either way

Ciri

Poor ciri

Eugh she just wants some friends

That don’t die…

She loves your horns and wings

Definitely adores you for also being *different* and having your own magic thing going on

Eskel

He adores your wings

If there is a wing care routing, please let this man do it

Otherwise, he might invent a conditioner-potion for your wings

Don’t scare him in the beginning though, or you may get stabbed

Lambert

Has the reaction of a seventh-grader

Might literally go woahhhhhh

Big hater, but not against you

Will protect you, but will also ask you if you can carry stuff with your horns constantly

Yeah becoming a christmas tree-esque creature may be a con

Coen

Coen honestly just enjoys a helping hand

Your magic will in fact be contributing to his work

Tbf he also makes sure you don’t get killed by angry farmers

The whole thing starts off as a symbiotic relationship but will turn into a friendship (if not more hehe)

Vesemir

Bro does not trust you

Thots and prayers girldude

Oh you have horns and wings? LIKE A MONSTER??

Unless one of his witchers (read:children) introduces you to him, he may attempt murder

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ladyannemarie5 · 4 months

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Jaskier is more than happy to care for his witchers when they return to Kaer Morhen in winter, not that it's a sacrifice to be surrounded 24/7 by manly, strong, beautiful men, but he knows that his wolves can't be pampered by him the rest of the year because he spends every season with Geralt.

So he comes up with an idea to make everyone see his witchers exactly as he sees them: heroic and delicious.

A few years ago, Oxenfurt put out a series of portraits of the most handsome professors to motivate more people to go to college. Of course, the number of students inside the classrooms grew a lot.

Jaskier wants to go further, so he tells Yennefer about making portraits of the wolves according to a different year theme. You know, a kind of calendar.

Eskel, sweet and strong, will be Spring. Lambert, young and virile, will be Summer. Vesemir, wise and serene, will be Autumn. And Geralt, mysterious and silent, Winter.

Jaskier can only be carried away by his fantasies.

Thanks to Yen and his magic, by the end of Winter, in every place of the continent there is a series of magical paintings of the witchers of the wolf school exquisitely depicting a whole season that motivates all people to be kinder and more helpful to them.

Some time later, wives and husbands convince their partners to call a witcher to solve their monster problems and give them generous tips, taverns fill them with beers for attracting so many people, inns give them the best rooms and as many bathrooms as they ask for, brothels fight to have one of them in their places and show off their charms.

Jaskier has just invented themed calendars and is happy to know that his wolves are fully appreciated.

The next calendar will undoubtedly feature Coën and Aiden.

#I don't know if that kind of calendars have a specific name in English so I went with the Spanish name.#Like the Australian firefighters' calendar #Jaskier and I have a very specific view of the wolves.#In winter the wolves take it upon themselves to show jaskier how grateful they are.#Happy New Year #the witcher #jaskier #the witcher netflix #geraskier #geralt of rivia #eskel #lambert #kaer morons #vesemir #jaskier deserves pretty things #ficlet #my nonsense #q

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jay-arts-t · 1 year

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Posting a a little today but really like the whole bit the boys have over calling Vesemir old. They all just collectively agree “old man old man”

It’s even funnier when notw makes vesemir only 70, or really 60 something years older than them since they’re around 4-8 age group. And he only looks like he’s in his 20s-early thirties. I’m sure Lambert started it. One day he just asks “why are you so old?” And Vesemir is left shocked. He’s not that old!!! But then when they get back to Kaer Morhen and the boys are a bit older Geralt finally gets to ask all his questions about Kaer Morhen he couldn’t ask before.

“How old is Kaer Morhen?”

“I don’t know Geralt. Old.”

“Are you older than Kaer Morhen or as old?”

Vesemir throws his boots at him. Then that’s when the whole “*insert item* is almost as old as Vesemir!”

HE HATES IT.

When Ciri finally joins them, Lambert immediately teaches her the bit. She is RUTHLESS with her insults. Vesemir is giving her a history lesson in the courtyard since it’s nice out. The boys are fixing one of the walls in the background. He’s telling her about a war that happened around 600 years ago.

“Do you remember what it was like in that time? Since you were there?” Vesemir wants to crawl into a hole and die in it. The boys are basically toppled over in laughter. Lambert starts choking from laughing too hard. Ciri seems extremely pleased with herself.

It starts evolving further into “oh you wanna know about the conjunction of spheres? Oh I dunno, ask Vesemir he was there since before the conjunction.” And “what was it like when dinosaurs were alive, Vesemir?”

AND IT SOMEHOW SPREADS. He’s in a growing town in southern Redania with Geralt and they run into Jaskier. Now he’s never had the fortune of meeting him, but he’s heard plenty. He’s about to thank the poet for looking after Geralt until Jaskier goes “so I’ve heard you’re quite old! Tell me Master Vesemir, what was it like when kingdoms started to form? How did the royal families come to be in power?”

Vesemir is SEETHING. Geralt just smiles like the little shit he is.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #dandelion #geralt z rivii #lambert #eskel #vesemir #papa vesemir #witcher ciri #NOTW #nightmare of the wolf #notw vesemir #peepaw vesemir #he’s ancient #he seriously hates the bit so much #been suffering for 100 years due to it #once when he’s doing a job for king foltest he gets called fucking living history #he’s like ILL SHOW YOU ANCIENT HISTORY MR

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