Cyno: I think I have ligma

Tighnari: What’s ligma?

Cyno: LIGMA BALLS!!! So basically, let me explain. Ligma isn’t a real disease or a real word but it sounds like one. So it’s like an easy way to get someone to ask “what’s ligma” because it sounds like you have a disease or illness. So then when someone asks you say “ligma balls” (which phonetically sounds like “lick my balls”) it’s easy to lure someone into a funny joke and then it insinuates that they want to lick YOUR balls. So this is pretty hilarious on a multitude of levels. Firstly, (obviously) the other person doesn’t want to lick your balls, so it’s funny that you made them say something which demonstrates their desire to lick your balls when they in fact do not want to lick your balls. Secondly, it’s onomatopoeic, almost an onomatopoeic pun, so it’s pretty funny that “ligma” is phonetically interchangeable with “lick my”, at least in an certain accents. It may be difficult to achieve the same result with different accents, as some accents will hard pronounce the “ck” whereas others will omit the “ck” into a “g” sound, taking slang and cultural pronunciations into account, resulting in “ligma” instead of “lick my”. This makes it easy to fool those who are used to “g” pronunciations as a replacement for the “ck” plosive, or other variances. Do you get it?

a few genshin memes, because I find myself very funny sometimes

For some reason I can vividly see Childe absolutely putting his all into dancing to shitty Pitbull songs at like a club.

And not any Pitbull song, I can specifically imagine him shaking it to "give me everything" like crazy. And to his defense his ass is probably so drunk he doesn't have a filter anymore.

But whoever's also at the club, probably Lumine who somehow found herself there, will have such a delightful time recording Childe just embarrass himself.

She's probably gonna use that as blackmail. Maybe send it to a bunch of people just to fuck with him.

Lame ass Childe is so dear to me.

I had a dream where I got Kazuha on my birthday so this better happen.

Kujou Sara is SCP-746.

My friends got me hyperfixated on genshin and I have more questionably moral gilfs in my collection now

Also I made this

Dainsleif is blonde Sasuke change my mind

hoyoverse designing a new man character : hmm but how can we make him sluttier

oh fucking hell Chiori na 15 pity dostałem, MÓJ GWARANT NA ARLECCHINO POSZEDŁ SIE JEBAĆ NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEeEe

Shoutout to Furina de Fontaine for being both the biggest loser and hottest girlboss in Fontaine for 500 years straight

Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper gijinka

Important questions.

in a fight right

it’s that green fucko everyone talks about,,,, starbucks bard,,

This is what I’ve learned about haikaveh from the twitter tl let me know if it’s right