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feaanswers · 2 months

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#fire emblem awakening #gaius #sully #gaius x sully #mod lissa

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feaincorrectquotes · 1 year

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#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #morgan #m!morgan #Chrom!Morgan #severa #gaius!severa #lissa #morgan x severa #sevimorgan #incorrect quotes

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lattehearted · 1 year

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ship tags 2 / ? - fe a.wakening part 1 (general ; no blogs tagged atm) except for g.aimari for @fablewrote

#( inigo x azura // may our song never end )#( inigo x xander // come what may i will never forget you )#( inigo x owain // you said you'd always be a shoulder for me to lean on and you have been )#( inigo x severa // i'll be by your side anytime you need me )#( lissa x stahl // so weird and so wonderful ; just like you )#( lissa and chrom // when i compare myself to you and emmeryn i feel like dead weight )#( lissa x maribelle // true friendship is a road that runs in two directions )#( lissa and owain // we don't need fancy names or divine power son ; we just need each other )#( maribelle x gaius ; ft. fablewrote // i was grateful for your help and you did look rather gallant )#( maribelle and brady // i'm so very proud of my little honey bear )#( olivia and inigo // i'll do anything to make you happy my darling boy )#( olivia x lon'qu // don't you see? this means we're exactly the same! )#( soleil and inigo // i love you dad and i always always will )#( sumia x chrom // i've known from the start that nothing made me happier than being with you )#( sumia and cynthia // please return to cynthia ; look after her and protect her )#blog maintenance tag

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sentofight · 2 months

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ooc. me replying? nah. i will make a ship thingie post for my muses wahahaha.

bold (prefers it) italics (can happen) cross (needs building but could happen)

This list will not be naming the ships i have but the name of characters in the muse's franchise (if i have interactions in other verses might add characters i see my muse clicking with in that verse.) Though i will add if the character named is taken or not.

Eight

cater

jack

kurasame

king

machina

ace

Machina

rem

deuce (taken by @/oursongofhealing)

ace

kurasame

qator

King

seven

nine

eight

Zack

aerith

cissnei

kunsel

tsung

tifa

Edea

Ringabell

Alternis

Tiz

Agnes

Einheria

Tiz

Agnes

Edea

Rokurou

Velvet

Eleanor

Eizen

Magilou

Senel

Chloe

Shirley

Jay

Norma

Balan

honestly he is probably one of the few muses i can't put a name just some ideas of who can be compatible with him.

intelligent

decisive

strong willed

willing to accept that he is not a romantic person and will see his job as important as you? and maybe more because he is pragmatic person

can compromise to some extent, but never that be conflicting with the person or their interest

Victor

Lara Mel Marta

Fractured Milla

Jude Mathis

L.indow

Sakuya

Tressa

Leon

Cyrus

Therion

Ali

Lucina

Laurent

Gerome

Owain

Severa

Inigo

Kjelle

Brady

Gaius

Cordelia

Maribelle

Sully

Chrom

Olivia

Tharja

Lissa

Avatar/ Robin m/f

Panne

Lon'qu

Sully

Lissa

Cordelia

Avatar f/m

Panne

Olivia

Say'ri

Lissa

Lon'qu

Gaius

Vaike

Stahl

Maribelle

Avatar f/m

ricken

Lyndis

Mark ( taken by @/rcdhotnight)

Hector

Kent

Rath

Matthew

Shutaro

someone kind and understanding of his 'vampire dilemma'

idk what else to write he is not that demanding he is a sweet child sobs

A.kihiko

Mitsuru

MC f/m

Fuuka

ryoji

shinji (im putting him despite not being one of my favs for personal reasons but i cant ignore that he is part of aki's life and ngl i like the trio mitsu x aki x shinji but haha we dont talk about that cuz some d.umblr ding dong people are fossils with ideas)

Kaname

Hitomi

Boss

Raquel

Arnaud

Forte

MC

Margaret

Aldo

Amy

Guildna

probably more but thinking

Kula

K'

Edward

Winry

Xiaoshi

Lu Guang

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OCs

Einar

Can't think of someone compatible with his in the TYPE0 world, but Emina can and might ruffle his feathers a little bit. idk.

ngl Aki Minahara could have a chance if she is a little bit older dlfkjsdkfs

anyway he looks for someone serious about the relationship.

he wants a family not just one night stand but he is afraid of making said family because of the crystal and dying and getting people's memories wiped clean.

basically, he does not want to be forgotten ...

uuh he can cook so he is not expecting the whole 'gender role thing'. as long as you are good in the things you like to do, then sure fine. tbh he prefers to cook. he is not big on eating other people's food. though he wont stop you from cooking. surprise him.

cats. tbh it is not something he can give up on for a partner???? because for him feeding and looking after the stray cats is an important part of his life. silly as it sounds but he takes it seriously.

he can compromise a little bit with the cat thing but don't expect him to stop going out to feed them.

Roland

laugh tracks but sure. I feel like Severa would be fun to see her bicker with him. they can judge their parents together lol

Thomas

Kjelle

Severa

Maria

Brady

Inigo

Gerome

Chloe

---she's younger than the 2nd generation.

Amina

---she's old than most of the cast.

someone who can understand her past is not something she is proud of and wants to change

Feiruz

HAPPINESS.

SELF ESTEEME

SELF CARE

LOVING SELF

DETERMINATION

ACCEPTING

Ren

Licca (big crush she's older than him but he does not understand)

Sohrab

in lore

---TBA

in awakening verse

Lissa

Cordelia

Stahl

Gaius

Frederick

Avatar f/m

Jokull

in lore

--tba

#ooc.| faty speaks #ship list.|#[wahahahahah #[no replies wooooooooooohooooooooooo #[anyway i go sneep now #[good use of my time

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liekahp · 1 year

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Hold Back #1 (Chrom X F!Robin & Gaius X Lissa Fanfic)

Wow, it’s been so long since I wrote something.

I’ve been focused more on brainstorming stories than doodling these days. Got several plans for these two pairings, but just hoping I don’t quit midway…

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #chrobin #fe chrom #fe robin #fe gaius #fe lissa #ao3fic

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outerspacebun · 2 months

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DSJFLKSDF okay since one person liked my post, which is enough for me, I am going to write a long list of who I ship/who I pair with in Awakening, Fates, and Three Houses/Hopes. It's going to be long, will include rarepairs, and oc x canon because I can't help myself.

For Awakening:

Chrom/M!Robin

Chrom/Sumia

M!Robin/Tiki

F!Robin/Virion

Lissa/Lon'qu

Frederick/Cordelia

Sully/Vaike

Stahl/Cherche

Miriel/Kellam

Donnel/Nowi

Lon'qu/Gaius

Ricken/Maribelle

Panne/Olivia

Panne/Libra

Gaius/Olivia

Gaius/Chrom

Tharja/Henry

Basilio/Flavia (we were robbed of an A Support from them)

Gerome/Lucina

Lucina/Laurent

Lucina/Gerome/Laurent

Owain/Inigo

Cynthia/Severa

Gerome/Laurent

Morgan/Nah (doesn't matter the gender for Morgan)

For Fates:

F!Corrin/Flora

F!Corrin/Charlotte

Azura/Tsubaki

Felicia/Jakob

Felicia/Xander

Silas/Hinoka

Kaze/Rinkah

Mozu/Hayato

Mozu/Effie

Takumi/Setsuna

Sakura/Xander

Saizo/Kagero

Kagero/Rinkah

Azama/Beruka

Hinata/Hana

Orochi/Lazlow

Oboro/Kaden

Tsubaki/Niles

Tsubaki/Nyx

Rinkah/Charlotte

Camilla/Keaton

Leo/Nyx

Elise/Odin

Lazlow/Odin

Lazlow/Nyx

Peri/Niles

Effie/Arthur

Charlotte/Benny

Midori/Kiragi

Mitama/Rajhat

Asugi/Nina

Caeldori/Nina

Caeldori/Seigbert

For Three Houses/Hopes:

M!Byleth/Claude

M!Byleth/Shamir

F!Byleth/Sylvain

Byleth/Dedue (I like either with them. Dedue is so precious)

Edelgard/Dorothea

Edelgard/Monica

Edelgard/Dorothea/Monica

Hubert/Ferdinand

Ferdinand/Flayn

Linhardt/Dorothea

Bernadetta/Dorothea

Bernadetta/Petra

Dorothea/Monica

Petra/Ignatz

Dimitri/Mercedes

Dimitri/Felix

Dimitri/Yuri

Dedue/Ashe

Felix/Annette

Sylvain/Yuri

Annette/Hilda

Rodiruge/Amelia

Lambert/Aisla

Matthias/Raven

Glenn/Elena

Ingrid/Yuri

Lorenz/Leonie

Raphael/Marianne

Ignatz/Marianne

Lysithea/Cyril

Marianne/Leonie

Seteth/Manuela

Hapi/Constance

#bun bun talks #also marianne and ingrid is cute but i am not attached to them as much #also i can do my top ships of these games if you want me too #lskjfdklfj because it's hell of a lot shorter list than this #sort of

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luclraven · 3 months

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Does anyone even do shipping charts anymore?

Meh, whatever

List under cut but no explanations bc uhhhhhhhhhh idc

OTP: m!robin x chrom, inigo x gerome

QPPs: henry/miriel/anna/olivia

Love: henry x olivia, virion x libra, maribelle x lissa, chrom x gaius, cherche x lon'qu, kellam x panne

Like: morgan x nah, laurent x lucina, inigo x owain, sully x stahl, cordelia x sumia, basilio x flavia, olivia x gaius, f!robin x chrom

BROTP: frederick & chrom, awakening trio (inigo, severa, and owain), donnel & ricken, chrom & vaike

Tolerate: sully x virion

Didnt put any in dislike or hate not bc i dont dislike any but just bc i dont rlly feel like dealing with likers of the ships getting mad at me

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fe13 #fe awakening #also gonna tag the ships i like #chrobin #jeroazu #inigowain #laslodin #henlivia #cherche x lon'qu #kellam x panne #laurent x lucina #chrogai #chromgai #?

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shinra-agent-phoenix · 6 months

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Hey so I know your thoughts on Fandom shipping. Namely you don't like when people ship characters who are in a canon relationship with other people, or when the ship goes against a character's sexuality. Can you give a list of Canon ships and sexualities so we know what we can make fanart of this AU of? Like, what ships for these versions of the characters we can make fan content for?

I don't want to be killed for disagreeing with fanon, so I will not reveal sexualities. Well, ok. I will reveal 1. Edgeworth is AroAce in this AU. So no ships for him.

As for fancontent, I will list the Canon ships, though only for characters that have been at least named. So this will be updated. If you wanna make fancontent for my AU containing ships not on this list, please ask me. Also do not make NSFW fan content for this AU. At all. It makes me very uncomfortable. Even characters that can consent. I just hate all NSFW.

Anyway canon ships so far, including ships for characters who will only appear once in the entire AU:

Xiaomu x Reiji

Phoenix x Iris

Gumshoe x Maggey

Ron x Desirée

Kay x Sebastian

Chrom x Sully

Robin (F) x Priam

Lissa x Ricken

Frederick x Sumia

Maribelle x Lon'qu

Gaius x Anna

Cherche x Vaike

Stahl x Tharja

Panne x Gregor

Henry x Olivia

Cordelia x Libra

Miriel x Donnel

Again this list will be updated as more content is released.

Update: I'm gonna add this before I get killed by fans. Yes, all the ships are a male character and a female character. No, this is not out of homophobia. The reason why is, I generally don't ship. And when I do ship, it's because I can connect to it. And I get vocal. And since I am Heterosexual (though maybe with the sec repulsion I'm Acespec? I dunno. But I am definitely Heteromantic), I only really connect to male and female pairings. But I don't like EVERY male and female pairing. I am very picky. Like I said, I don’t ship much. So please I beg of you, don't come into the asks and be mean because I don't ship a gay ship. The only ships I actively dislike are toxic ships, proships, and ships with toxic fanbases. I'm neutral towards most ships!

#Shinra Agent Phoenix Wright #asks #not story

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desudog-gone · 1 year

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Oh also my other fe solid ships / what I count as my canon (incl what goes into the kids who show up in fates)

Chrobin of course

Lissa x donnel x ricken (donnel and ricken shared lissa in a sort of "were poly but not for eachother" way at first but ended up falling for eachother too) (to be clear, owain is only born later on after all 3 have had some time to grow up and be like... # adulting.) Both ricken and donnel don't really dig the idea of being a part of the royal family and find it overwhelming but ricken ends up bearing the title as her prince, and continues to pursue magic and become a respected anima wizard. Donnel goes back home to be near his family especially his mother and help on the farm and with her health as she ages, but will eventually slowly make the shift closer to his lovers after his mother's death.

Henry doesn't really commit both because he's aro and it's not really in his nature, but he flits in and out of Libra and Cherche's relationship as a third and plays around with Panne sometimes. He does take responsibility as a father for both Yarne and Gerome though.

Ones I'm kinda ~~~ ehhhh... on

Gaius and Tharja are just kinda loosely together. Tharja is... tharja. Yk... and then gaius just thinks her goth mommy dommy sadist nature is hot but they don't really feel too one way about eachother.

Sully and lon'qu because I really vibe with their ending having Sully become Flavias friend.

Stahl and Cordelia because yeah whatever

Fredrick and Sumia because idk that works

Olivia and Kellam because they're both introverts lol

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pegasusknightsonly · 2 months

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my average hard/cla run btw where i want all kids looks mostly like the general suggestions for optimal parents but i put a little flair on it teehee

chrom x sumia

lissa x libra (van ven owain IM TELLING YOU)

sully x donnel or gaius (i prefer gaius and sullys support but if im doing all kids i want noire to be usable)

miriel x gregor

maribelle x henry (if i skip anyone i skip brady. sorry. youre not going to get a good brady. brady is just bad)

panne x stahl

cordelia x vaike (I FEEL LIKE THIS IS UNDERRATED. like stahl!severa IS really good but vaike and cordelia both thinking about chrom on their wedding night is everything to me)

nowi x ricken / nowi x henry

tharja x gaius if im serious or stahl if im playing for hair colours

olivia x virion

cherche x frederick

+mag/-lck frobin x lon'qu 🥰

if you want a 3rd gen morgan i looooooove +mag frobin x ricken!laurent because hes so scary. hes so evil

mrobin x lucina is whatever but its fine if youre prioritising aethermaxing

and then kid pairings are like

lucina x gerome cynthia x inigo owain x noire m!morgan x nah kjelle x laurent severa x yarne brady alone.

#awakening theoryposting

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summoner-robin · 2 years

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i have no idea when u posted that headcanon post but:

chrom and the nobles (lissa, maribelle, virion etc) love to gossip, robin has the best rumors in their logbook

chrom wasnt eating the orange peel he was just opening the skin with his teeth and gaius was making a point for olivia

idk if this counts but in brady's supports with his dad his father claims that "hes never had a tea time in his life" IMO this rules out several fathers from being "canon" or likely, frederick: a tea enthusiest, virion same, probably chrom considering hes a prince

i cant think of any other good ones rn goodnight

Oooh these are all really good (also I can never say no to FE headcanons lol)

Personally I still love the joke that Chrom eats an orange peel and all, tho I'm pretty sure realistically he has enough taste to know the peel's not good. Lucina came from such desperate times, however, that I feel she would legitimately eat the entire thing if necessary.

Maribelle and Virion would be the biggest gossips by far. I could totally see Lissa in on it too, but I feel like Chrom's just kinda there to listen.

And I personally like Maribelle x Lissa as a duo, but I also understand that can't produce Owain and Brady in regular gameplay, so... genuinely lost in terms of who would make a suitable father for him (as I never really... used Maribelle outside the chapter she arrives in).

#robin speaks #ask and answer

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oneshotprincess · 3 years

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so how's fire emblem going? other than chrobin have you managed to pair up anyone else yet?

Yesss lots, although I’ve only recruited Yarne so far! I’m fond of my pairings even though I’m winging it and I’m pretty sure I’m not optimizing my kids’ potential stats xDD So far I have:

Lon’qu and Miriel with Lon’qu worrying over a distracted Miriel and Miriel trying to experiment on Lon’qu with naked lady statues ajfaljhgg

Vaike and Panne, with a lovely little we love fighting together

Gaius and Lissa, with Gaius teaching her how to sew and Lissa messing up

Stahl and Tharja with Tharja’s truth-telling ‘hex’

Sully and Libra which is the CUTEST with my gender-blender babes

Sumia and Frederick the We Love Chrom fanclub presidents

And I think Olivia and Henry might be getting paired up soon too. Idk how unique the supports actually are or if they’re just swapped versions of each other, but I’m finding them all so cute so far <3

#fire emblem #chrobin #lon'qu x miriel #vaike x panne #gaius x lissa #stahl x tharja #sully x libra #sumia x frederick #princess plays #fire emblem awakening

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feaincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Since Mobile tumblr can’t view the info page i’ll make it a post aswell

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Welcome to Fea incorrect quotes!

Here I post incorrect quotes and silly scenarios for my favorite game, Fire Emblem Awakening.

Here are a few general information to look forward to / be aware of.

.The pairings on this page are fixed and won’t shift unless I feel like it.

the pairings are as followed

First Gen Pairings

Chrom x F!Robin

Lissa x Lon'qu

Frederick x Sumia

Gaius x Cordelia

Henry x Olivia

Stahl x Tharja

Miriel x Donnel

Sully x Gregor

Panne x Libra

Ricken x Nowi

Kellam x Maribelle

Virion x Cherche

Second Gen Pairings

Lucina x Inigo

M!Morgan x Severa

F!Morgan x Gerome

Owain x Cynthia

Laurent x Noire

Brady x Kjelle

Yarne x Nah

. I don’t have pairngs for other characters currently, so feel free to send me some suggestions.

. Female Robin is my favorite Robin so don’t expect to see male Robin

. I love the idea of Twin Morgans, on the scenario of twin morgans Female morgan (the younger twin) will retain the name morgan while Male morgan (the older twin) will be named Marc. (Marc being Morgan’s Japanese name).

I hope you enjoy

#blog intro

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good-beanswrites · 2 years

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Been making time in between assignments to jot down some sappy Awakening stuff -- in honor of the valentines banner, have some thoughts on my top 5 playthrough couples! It's mostly just me gushing about dynamics and details, and disregarding the support convos as how they fell in love lol

(No chrobin ones, sorry, but I’m so happy for you all 😭😭😭)

Robin and Frederick: (stay tuned because I'll be posting an extended collection of thoughts on them eventually) I love the slow burn of Frederick not trusting them, the gradual relationship building to love and trust, only for Frederick to be right all along, but they’ve gotten so close that he still loves and trusts them despite the facts. I think Robin would be so caught up in the memory loss and fast pace of the war, Frederick offers much-needed consistency and stability. Frederick would be so straight-laced, having a partner who brings him a little fun and relaxation while caring just as much about their duty would do wonders for him. He also loves the fact that they’re a predominantly fire-wielding mage... And come on, what’s a better aesthetic than a romance between a great knight and a dragon he was supposed to slay?

Cherche and Lon’qu: Cherche quickly figures out she has feelings for Lon’qu upon meeting him, and takes all the first actions in the relationship. They’re an extremely low key, private couple. They have as full and true a love as any, but rarely show public comments and displays. Because of this, they master the art of communicating by looks alone. They both are incredibly observant, and can read the other’s body language and tone instantly. They made a pact at the beginning of the relationship that they wouldn’t let emotion for the other make them sloppy on the battlefield (but they both slip up now and again). They strike me as a happy ace couple, but if they do end up having Gerome, he definitely gets his brooding drama from his father.

Henry and Olivia: I actually think this is a common one in fandom, I just love their dynamic. Both keep to themselves normally – whether from shyness or being the creepy outsider – so when they gravitate together they’re enamored with the other’s company. They both see a side that no one else gets to know. Olivia sees Henry’s softer, calmer side that no one takes the time to know. Henry sees Olivia’s true and vulnerable self that she never allows to show. Their relationship isn’t very obvious at first, they’re just excited to have found a friend and confidant for a while. It isn’t until Olivia gets seriously injured that Henry’s smile drops and he feels genuinely panicked for her safety, cueing them both in on their feelings. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief when they find out they’re a couple, because Henry will finally have a sweet influence. Instead, Henry’s mannerisms start to rub off on Olivia, and she develops some morbid interests and dark humor… (I also think that Inigo picks up on that, which is why he can genuinely connect to his fellow retainer Peri in fates!)

Lissa and Donnel: There’s something so sweet about young village boy on a hero’s journey falling in love with the princess ;-; There’s none of the cliche having-a-ton-of-trouble-adapting-to-farm life/courtly life, since they’re both so eager to learn about the world. Lissa easily gets her hands dirty and helps with the chores, which impresses Donnel. Meanwhile, she is surprised with how well he cleans up and speaks properly to other royals and diplomats. They don’t think about marriage for a long time after the war, but Lissa realizes she has feelings for him immediately. Donnel is totally awestruck by her, but chalks it up to meeting a beautiful, strong princess in person and doesn’t think much of it. It isn’t until his defending her on the battlefield feels a bit more than a sense of duty that he reevaluates himself. When they meet Owain for the first time, Donnel cries at being a father, even though his son is a grown man.

Cordelia and Gaius: I like the idea of a playful thief and a duty-focused knight finding balance in the other. They’ve got the enemies to lovers dynamic – they despised each other at first because of their opposites. Over so much time being stuck with one another, they turned their annoyance into aid. Cordelia coaxed Gaius out of some of his dirty/dangerous habits, and he may have helped her loosen up in some not-so-legal ways. While I hate her mother-ness in their support, there is something so beautiful and intimate about her cleaning him up and cutting his hair…

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hiddentrails7 · 3 years

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Stahl: When I was younger, Sully told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses was edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year.

Robin: They ARE edible!

Stahl: Wait really?!

Robin: No.. Why would you believe that again?

Frederick: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Frederick: Everyone get their shots it’s flu season

Gaius: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Frederick: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Gaius: Spiders.

Stahl: Wasps.

Henry: Terriers.

Chrom: Robin.

Frederick: Just tell me what happened.

Henry: Okay but you have to promise not to get mad

Frederick: What. Happened.

Henry: I was just minding my own business-

Frederick, slamming his fist on the table: BULLSHIT!

Henry: I WAS!

Henry: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ricken: Okay.

Henry: And make out during the scary parts.

Ricken: Th-

Ricken: The scary parts.

Ricken: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

New Shepherd: Can you tell me where I can find Robin's tent?

Sully: Yeah, for sure. You go down there, you turn left, you look for a broken down, stressed man looking like he's functioning on zero hours of sleep and one working brain cell, and you follow him.

New Shephard: And he'll take me to Robin??

Sully: That is Robin.

Chrom: Being bi isn't a choice.

Chrom, holding Robin in his arms: It's a game and I'm winning.

Stahl: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.

Lon'qu: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable.

“Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a piñata.” Henry, probably-

Lucina: Hey Inigo, we should go out.

Inigo, practically vibrating with excitement: I wholeheartedly agree.

Lucina: Great!

Robin, Chrom, Ricken and Frederick:

Chrom: What just happened?

Frederick: Let me summarize, it took them roughly five minutes to do what has taken you and Robin literal years.

“The fact that make up is considered to be ‘mature’ and ‘sexualized’ implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there.” Also Henry, probably-

Robin, looking at Gangrel: ..Is he dead?

Gangrel: ..We restin..

Robin: Oh.

Gangrel: in peace.

Robin: OH-

Sumia: A good romance starts with a good friendship.

Henry: A bad romance starts with "rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la".

Stahl: *Knees Lon'qu in the ribs when sleeping*

Lon'qu, quietly: Ow! you kneed me-

Stahl, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you

Lon'qu, voice cracking: Ok

Grima: I have the height advantage!

Robin: Your kneecaps don’t.

Gaius: *Gets a paper cut* OW! Son of a bi-

Chrom: Gaius! *gestures wildly to the future kids* CHILDREN!

Gaius: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis-cuit.... Son of a biscuit.... That's it.

Lissa: Nice save!

Gaius: Yeah, fucking nailed it.

Chrom: Wh-? Gaius!

Chrom: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d love to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Gangrel: Calling me the devil? How original, Chrom.

Chrom: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

Stahl: Henry is one of my most trusted friends.

Sully: The same Henrybwho got banned from the market in 3 different countries for biting people?

Stahl: In his defense, he thought it was someone else.

Sully: ... Who?

Henry: Welcome to my first vlog, today we’ll be trying different hair products.

Henry: The first one up is skittles scented hairspray.

Henry: *Sprays it directly in his mouth*

Henry: So right away I can tell you this one is not very good.

Henry: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Inigo: So a dentist??

Ricken: ... I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to go to the police.

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