when making a character, u have to ask urself:

are they bloody?

will they ever be bloody?

is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?

why are they bloody?

how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?

Ghost King Phantom answers a summons to a new dimension to find a sacrificial offering in three magic circles. One, holding Bizarro, another holding Artimus and the one in front holding Red Hood.

Phantom has no idea who these people are, but he knows the people in charge must be powerful mages or whatever. Doesn't matter. None of the mages hes ever had to face had known about his Halfa status so naturally thier wards and protections wouldn't work on him. He captures the kid with a naselly voice and his orange cat in a force field to give to Jazz later. She had been talking about wanting to study the psychology of a supernatural being for a while now so he'd help her out.

He made quick work of the other mages before turning around and facing the "sacrifices" the two in the back were still out cold but the one in front, the one in the red helm was radiating terror and rage. He was shaking even though Phantom hadn't done anything to him and had no intentions to. Danny landed outside the circle, trying to whisper something conforting as he stepped closer.

The moment he stepped into the ring however, the red runes turned into a bright green and the three circles disappeared. Danny didn't feel any different so he assumed it was nothing and he freed the captives before disappearing, none the wiser that Klarion the Witchboy had made a few translation mistakes in the slave contract and accidentally married a terrified Red Hood to Phantom, the High King of the Undead and King of the Lazarus dimension, also known as the Infinite Realms.

Danny probably learns he married that guy at some point but just kinda shrugs it off. Polygamy is legal in the realms and thier marriage doesn't change much. Sure, Danny is practically contractually obligated to save this guy if he's ever in mortal peril but Danny has no problems with that. He'd do it anyway.

So he just ignores the situation hoping it doesn't come up again.

It does.

Repeatedly.

I'm so surprised we don't have more Dead on Main ghost king marriage aus where Jason/the pit inside of him is terrified of Phantom. Let's change that

had a dream last night that ccjordan came out as a trans woman and the only change she made was changing her channel name from captainsparklez to captainsprinklez and i’m honestly a little obsessed with this theoretical gender dichotomy. what makes sparklez inherently male. why can only girls have sprinklez. what was she cooking

pick your fighter

finished aa4 the other day. you know what this means

What ?

war criminal. 14. gay. he can do it all

there is something very lovely and sisterly in the world that all trans women get to share with eachother. don’t ever forget that

035 - he is no longer mentally ill

Via masonscavies

obsessed with how bad this transition is

Sam Campbell | Taskmaster | S16E10

god teru really is the most character of all time. he was willing to commit homicide over someone ruining his hair. he considered people without psychic powers to be worthless because he thought he was worthless without them. his response to having the top of his head shaved off and being blaster into the atmosphere was to develop a superiority complex over not having a superiority complex. he hasnt seen his parents since he was nine years old. he wears a 3 foot tall wig. he has been targeted by terrorists trying to kidnap and brainwash him since before he was even a teenager. he nearly burnt someone to death and his only reaction was to be mad about his clothes being singed. he declared mob to be his rival but literally only ever acts like a normal friend to him. hes probably killed at least one person. he had never had another person over to his house before he met mob. his fashion sense is so bad people thought he was colorblind. he has enough experience with brainwashing to know how to resist it. hes just ridiculously shredded for some reason. he was fully willing to die just to stop his friend from losing control because he knew that, deep down, he wanted someone to stop him.

Apparently he gets really mad at the end when you don’t talk to him at all in the game. Couldn’t be me, I need to talk to Jean-Jean :’[

Nothing to see here, just four clearly prepubescent beautiful blond boys...

how i dressed my alear and sommie up for somniel hijinks