We have a great range of cute, cozy, cottagecore, cross stitch designs for sale in our Teepublic store. 

Featuring embroidery hoop, home sweet home style slogans, hip hop lyrics and more. 

Check out the full range here, individual links below: 

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

LOSE MY MIND

WORK BITCH

A CRACK HOME

NO DIGGITY

BIG BOOTY

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

her pronouns are HE/HIM

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

Dog Meshi.

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

NOT MY CIRCUS, NOT MY MONKEYS. 

New funny mugs available to buy online in our Redbubble store, featuring one of our favourite idioms from around the world. Perfect for the office, or zoom meetings or anywhere else you want to tell people it’s not your problem. Buy online now: 

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WHY SO SALTY? T-Shirt

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)