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love whatever "aging fag let loose on social media" energy richard siken and rob halford have going on
#they are literally out there making cute cat edits of their art for free#no one is asking them to do this but they're not stopping#funniest men alive#what i aspire to quite honestly#richard siken#rob halford#mine
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i’d join the dark order so fast
#aew#aew rampage#aew rampage lb#aew lb#rampage lb#dark order#join the dark order#funniest men alive#i’d add nothing to the group but they need me
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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
#one is that bad laptops can still handle custom content#two stupid old men who i lovehate :(#goddamn it i wish the three funniest women alive would tell me what i just saw#the f in rpf stands for fourth wall#ten pounds of trauma in a five pound bag#me and alice will both read it and i think that brings you up to like six!!!#my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once#goal was one book per store and we ended up with six stores and eight books which actually i think is fine#gideon the ninth motherfucker#thinking about the ten inexplicable minutes where jay and i were very in on brandon saad/roberto luongo#*
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Everyone: yeah the professor and magneto hate each other
Every scene that they talk about their relationship: Ah yes my good friend, how I long for the time we spent together. I miss his wisdom, his kind smile, I will always carry his love for me...
#x men 97#magneto#professor x#these two are the funniest people alive#the kings of leftist infighting
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noeul: lying men who lie say what?
#asiandramanet#asianlgbtqdramas#asianlgbtqdrama#love in the air#fortpeat#lita#lita cast#mygifs#SHUT UP I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH#boss and noeul looked so done with them when fort said he'll use rock boss was just like 'theyre back at it again'#and then noeul said he can't trust any of them fdshfbshdjf#i know i said peat and noeul are the comedy duo but when fortpeat work together they're the funniest men alive#also whoever dressed peat in that jacket i just want to talk. he looks gorgeous but the headache i got trying to put text on it....#im sorry to everyone who has to try and read it it made my eyes hurt </3
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i hope ben balmaceda knows everytime from now on that whenever kaveh speaks of any traumatic event, specially things regarding his father, im just gonna hear a laugh track and the seinfield theme and i hate him so much for that (affectionate)
#kaveh#genshin impact#ben balmaceda#mine.#i also hope he knows taht hes one of the funniest men alive and that hearing “kaveh im going to haith”#and “stand back alhaitham im going to morb” is gonna repeat on loop forever in my head and heart#hes great
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today is the 13th of january and it was the birthday of my childhood dog, sparkle (^:
#first dog i ever had....#if he was alive today he'd be 20 🥹#anyways everyone stop and look at sparkle<3#he wasn't my baby like buddy was but he was like. a brother. a protector<3#literally feared nothing as long as he was with me 💌💌#anyways he passed due to old age at 16 — it was simply his time to go and i still miss him terribly.#WAIT funniest sparkle fact: he fucking hated men. misandrist sparkle real‼️#edit: he’d be 21‼️‼️‼️
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watching rammstein live aus berlin with my friend ama
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//no one is at all required to read that entire three-mile post about sal's siblings but now that i've shared it i can make this joke about sal's brother jesse
jesse, unprompted, upon finding out sal is into men: ohhhh you like cock? well shit, that's fine, man. i mean, yeah, everyone's a bit gay sometimes. just last week i did a line of coke off my man george's cock and sucked him off after a business meeting. you'd like george by the way, remind me to introduce you to him later. but yeah totally that's not a problem.
#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」#suggestive cw#drugs cw#//jesse is the funniest bitch alive i have decided#//sal: [agonizing over being perceived as less of a man because of his interest in men]#//jesse: hey wanna hear about how i deep-throated my business partners one by one last month? no? ok cool so anyway
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I haven’t said it before, but I’m saying it now: I think Andrew would be a good comedian
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shrieking and giggling and kicking my feet every 2 minutes at this book
#his radiancy is the funniest bitch alive i can't believe he finished repressing all human emotion and decided he wanted to start causing mi#mischief. canNOT get over him showing up at kip's sister's concert in full godmode to declare kip the chancellor after running into kip's#friends who all think he's just a random secretary and not like. the second highest person in the government#the fact that this book started as a bunch of men being terrible at Going on Vacation and Having Fun. chef's kiss. absolutely delightful#can't wait to read 700 more pages of this :)#isabel.txt
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my cute little scrunkly ocs
this is cece
and this is jasper
#gabydoodle#they are the gayest straight men alive#the funniest part is one of them was born as like a part of my obsessive daydreaming over having w bf back in HS. and here we are#they wouldn't get it idk
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if you've ever made me laugh, I just want you to know I'm in love w you
#realising all my middle aged men are just funny people#also thinking ab my friends and how they think of ppl#and how I'm just like haha they're funny I love them forever#they're like oh he's kinda cute.....#and I act like they were supposed to know immediately that actually he's the funniest person alive just from his face
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annoying little brothers | f1
female driver x f1 drivers (platonic) (same age as daniel so 33)
part 2 part 3
Y/N L/N BEING THE FUNNIEST DRIVER ON THE GRID
The video starts of with a press conference from the United States Grand Prix. Y/n was seated with Charles, Pierre, Daniel and Sebastian her being in the middle of all the men who she considered her brothers.
She was listening to all the questions the men were receiving from how they thought they were going to do, how’s the team doing, etc. But when a reported finally asked her a question, she completely blanked.
“Sorry, I was just thinking about my son. We were supposed to get breakfast together and he hasn’t texted me back. I haven’t seen Lando all day.” Y/‘ said making the drivers and reporters laugh.
“When did you adopt Lando? I wasn’t aware.” Daniel played along.
“2019. He was actually lost when I met him. It was during the Australian Grand Prix, his first f1 race. I found him and we did the Melbourne walk together and I’ve just kind of adopted ever since. So if any of you bully my son, I’m coming after you.” Y/n explained.
“He’s probably texting you right now saying ‘stop embarrassing me, mom!’” Sebastian went on.
“Wait, he’s over there!” Pierre spotted the Brit rushing towards their direction.
“He’s alive!” Charles cheered.
Finally, Lando arrived to their interview area with a box from a a bakery in his hand. “Sorry, I have to drop this off. We’ll get breakfast tomorrow. I got you pastries.” Lando gave Y/n the box and a hug then he was off since he was late for his interview.
“You’ve raised your son well.” The reporter joked.
“That was all me, I needed no help.”
The next clip was a fan video from 2021. Y/n had just finished her date with a guy and now she was signing autographs and taking photos with a group of girls. The girls had just finished their meals at a restaurant when they spotted the f1 driver leaving with a guy. The politely asked for a photo, which y/n was more than glad to take. Her date stepped aside to give them a moment.
“Sorry to interrupt your date.” A girl apologized for her and all her friends.
“Nothing to be sorry about, honey. I’m actually nervous because I don’t know how the date went. I’m horrible at first dates so this is kinda making me less stressed.” Y/n admitted. The girls laughed as y/n signed a girls phone case.
“Has he met Lando?” Another girl asked knowing how close y/n and lando are.
“Not yet. I’m afraid that Lando might scare him off. Everyone on the grid might, especially seb. He will definitely give him one of those ‘treat her right or I will run you over’ speeches.” Y/n signed another phone case.
“Does he knows you’re famous?”
“Oh god, no! I told him I was unemployed and that a sugar daddy was giving me money. I’m surprised he still agreed to come on this date with me.” Y/n chuckled.
Months later, the guy ended up being y/n’s boyfriend. He even attended the British Grand Prix where he finally met Lando, who was actually the one to tell him to treat y/n right or he would run him over.
The next clip started off with the intro to grill the grid. The challenge was to guess the driver’s numbers, something that y/n was semi confident about.
“So we start off with my man, Danny, number three.” She wrote down on her clipboard. “Four, my son, Lando. Also ever since I met Lando I’ve been seeing the number four quite often. It’s scary actually. Can’t decide if Lando put a curse on me or not.”
“Would he do that?”
“He shouldn’t,” y/n raised her voice slightly. “Anyways, next is … oh! Seb! I don’t know why I couldn’t think of him right away. Then we have latifi at number six then kimi at seven.” She continued writing down the names.
“Nine ….Mazepin.” She fought the urge to roll her eyes since her and the driver were never on good terms.
“Ten, my favorite frenchie well one of, we treat everyone nice here, gasly.” Y/n winked at the camera. “Eleven, the mexican minister of defense, Perez. And then we have me! Thirteen!”
“Do you think Lando got your number right?”
“I don’t doubt him ever.”
“Thirteen, my mother! Everyone better get that right.” Lando pointed at the camera menacingly.
“Fourteen, Alonzo. Sixteen, Leclerc Charles. Eighteen, stroll and twenty two!” Y/n sang the number in the tune of taylor swift’s song. “Yuki! Thirty one, Esteban, my other frenchie. Thirty three, max does he have a middle name verstappen.”
“Have you noticed that you haven’t gotten any wrong yet?”
“I’m just the best, that’s why.” Y/n laughed. “Forty four, the seven time world champion, sir lewis hamilton. Fourty seven, mick mick mick. I love to say his name.”
Y/n had completely forgotten she had to be writing the names down. She was having too much fun.
“Fifty five, carlos smooth operator sainz jr. sixty three, the man with two first names, russell george.” Y/n said as she looked down at the numbers on the paper.
“Do you know his middle name?”
Y/n gasped. “Is it another first name?”
“I believe it’s William.”
“Three names!? It sounds so british.” Y/n chuckled. “Um, seventy seven valtteri, right?” Y/n saw the interviewer nod. “I was getting worried my streak would be broken. And ninety nine, antonio!”
“You got all of them!” Everyone in the room cheered.
“Did anyone else get them all?” Y/n asked.
“Daniel did.”
“Of course. He’s good with numbers.”
The next clip was from the same grill the grid video but it was a blooper. Lando had arrived right as y/n finished filming and handed her a water bottle.
“Did you get my number?” Lando asked curiously.
“Yeah, ninety five, right? Cause you’re a McQueen fan.” Y/n teased as she grabbed the bottle from lando’s hand.
“Yeah, you remembered!” Lando played along “how did she really do?” He asked.
“She got them all right.”
“Really? I’ve got a smart mother!” Lando high fived the woman.
“It’s because I’ve got a photographic memory.” Y/n nodded with the most serious face on.
“Do you really?” Lando asked. He was surprised to hear that.
“No, I just love to lie.”
The next clip started with Daniel and Lando standing next to boards with their 2022 rankings. As predicted, Daniel and Lando’s part of the interview was mostly filled with them drawing over each other’s pictures.
Daniel them knocked over Lando’s rankings to the ground. “That’s how I feel.”
“That was the worst timing ever. Y/n is walking this way.” Lando told Daniel, who immediately picked up the board.
“Are those your rankings?” Y/n asked as she approached the duo. She then noticed that the setup and quickly apologized to the camera man. “Sorry, I’m just curious now.”
“Are you proud of me?” Lando asked, standing next to her and throwing his arm over her shoulder.
“When am I not? Wait, except that time you pushed me into my birthday cake.” Y/n pinched his side. “Can I see the pen?” She asked the guys, Lando gave her his.
“She’s adding to our masterpieces. This piece will be worth millions years from now.” Daniel said.
Y/n then scribbled little stars around Lando’s head and then signed it at the top. “Actually you both look great in your pictures. Did they use photoshop?”
“Excuse me, this is all natural.”
“Y/n! Hi, hello. What’s going on here?” Martin brundle asked the woman as she walked with her mom and pr manager, Lucy.
“Martin! It’s been a while, nothing much. How are you?” Y/n hugged the former racing driver. “This is my mom, she’s been wanting to meet you.”
“Mrs. l/n, hello. Welcome, how are you?” Martin greeted the older woman.
“Great. I’m here supporting my girl. It’s been a wonderful weekend.” Y/n’s mom smiled.
“Are you aware that you have a grandson that drives for McLaren?” Martin asked making all three ladies laugh.
“Yes, Lando is a very lovely young man.”
“How does it feel to have a daughter and grandson in f1?” Martin asked in a serious tone.
“Amazing. I’m super proud of both of them.”
“Thank you ladies for your time. Have a wonderful day.” Martin smiled at them, but before he could leave, y/n gave him a hug goodbye.
“Take care, Martin!” Y/n waved to the man and left with her mom and Lucy.
“She wins everything. Give her all the trophies. Everything is hers.” Martin said to the camera.
The final clip was consisted of y/n after a race getting interviewed.
“Do you often see your father?” Someone asked from the back.
“No, actually we’re just good friends.”
“What’s your opinion on the president of the United States?” Asked the same person.
“I don’t think about him.”
“What’s going on between max verstappen and lewis hamilton?”
“I don’t know, I just work here.”
#formula 1#f1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#f1 imagine#f1 x you#f1 driver!reader#f1#charles leclerc#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#lando norris#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#valterri bottas#zhou guanyu#carlos sainz#george russell#yuki tsunoda#logan sargeant#alex albon#checo perez#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#mick schumacher
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Aaaaa yess the two genders: male and vampire
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Anyways it's probably way to early for this but i'm manifesting s&b season 2 release late spring early summer 2023🕯
#i gotta be real. the first time i watched s&b i skipped past everything /except/ the crows part#the crows were the absolute only reason i was there#uhm. but then i ended up accidentally missing some crows parts so i just ended up watching the whole thing#so yeah.#i t was okay#but anyways wylan will be in s2 so !!!!!#very excited#love wylan. funny little dubious morals boy#'alive? i'm not big on killing unconscious men.' 'we could wake them up'. !!!#one of my favorite wylan quotes#of course no one can top kaz. he says some of the funniest shit#tbh with u i could not pick a fave if i was held at gunpoint i love them all equally#matthias !! the character development! and some of his lines are just gold he's such a sap.#inej and nina are the ultimate duo and jesper !!#hes actually rlly similar personality wise to my sibling so if i knew him i'd probably strangle him but he's fictional so i love him <3#have i ever told y'all how after i read the scene were jesper kissed kuwei i immediately slammed the book shut. screamed into a pillow#and could not open the book until the next day bc of second hand embarrassment#LIKE HONEY NOOOOO.#and kuwei the little shit i love him as well#start a petition for kuwei in s3
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