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sequentialprophet · 2 months

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I remain convinced he'd do numbers on here

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#AEW #Trent Beretta #Dante Martin #LMAO #funniest best friend

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zer0point5ive · 9 months

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#has this been done. has someone done this already #chainshipping #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #peter strahm #amanda young #mark hoffman #saw #💽#amanda lawrence best friends funniest thing in the world to me. i think they should be ! for fun :)#strahm just fits don’t ask me why he’s there

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nat-20s · 4 months

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Tenth Doctor's gender with Rose: Alison bechdel gender

Tenth Doctor's gender with Martha: wretched little man

Tenth Doctor's gender with Donna: pronouns are the/bit

#genuinely i think ten presents as whatevers funniest with donna #if they need to be woman and gay best friend on another one of their little adventures???#if they need to be a lesbian and her himbo (ten is the lesbian donna is the himbo)???#if they need to be two kinsey 5s making it work?#if they need to be an iconic twinkbutch/femme couple?#whatever. they have the range #tenth doctor #rose tyler #martha jones #donna noble #doctor who #also by alison bechdel gender i mean a butch lesbian that looks like a male indie singer song writer #u know

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sleevebuscemii · 1 year

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louis is saur funny because he chalks up everything about his attachment to lestat to their ‘vampire bond’ but louis was a human whole being when he went out with that man every night even after he saw him stop time and read minds. he was a human whole being when for their first time, he had a threesome with that man and let him literally drink his actual blood. he was a Human Whole Being when he kissed and devoted himself to that man in a church on the day of his brother’s funeral after said man killed and maimed two priests (one who louis clearly knew very personally) before his very damn eyes. this is a not a ‘what came first the chicken or the egg’ situation mr du lac. the court finds that you were dickmatized before you were ever vampire bonded.

#the funniest thing about louis being out and proud in 2022 #is that him chalking up all the times he’s chosen lestat to the ‘vampire bond’ instead of penis delirium #can’t even be attributed to his internalized homophobia. it’s literally just the mortification of being down bad for lestat.#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #i feel like so many of posts just keep coming for louis’ throat. but sorry he’s my best friend whose bad taste in men i love to judge.#this is just things i would tell him at a combination brunch/intervention #anyway. good night #m

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cornerful · 2 years

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Few things in life do I aspire to more than the legendary weirdness of Bilbo Baggins. He's eleventy-one and he's gonna do whatever he likes, thank you very much. Oh no, what horrors of mischief might he get up to? Well, chiefly, throwing parties, distributing presents like so much rice at a wedding, Insulting Everyone But It's Hilarious, subjecting people to his (honestly phenomenal) poetry, and straight up disappearing from home and country by announcing dramatically that "this is the END" AND POOFING OUT OF EXISTENCE.

#i was reading Eärendil Was A Mariner to my friend today and yall how gorgeous is that song??? dang Bilbo #oh to be rich and spend it on making everyone have The Best Time Ever before being the funniest bitch ALIVE and disgruntling Everyone #lotr newsletter #lotr #bilbo baggins #what a fucking GUY #obsessed

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unexpectedbrickattack · 10 months

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how do you feel about peppino x vigilante? i feel like it has potential but i've never seen anyone else ship it

It is SO funny that u ask this bc i was JUST thinking about them, and how if i made a human design for vigi then id never be normal (oops). theyd be the most uneventful old man couple and i love that for them. thank u for this ask and for reading my mind so take this thing i sketched out a couple days ago

#answered #chattin #peppilante #i think thats what its called; no need to put it in bigger main tags #drinking #arts #mine #this is purely bc of like a good chunk of hcs i have for vigi #i do like pep/stavo over anything else so u wont see it often #but i do love mashing my faves like barbie dolls heehee #theyd have the funniest qpr in the world wo knowing what that even is #'hey this is my best friend and hes my drinking buddy and my weighted blanket'#'he watches sports w me and helps pay rent no hes not my partner he just lives w me and goes food shopping w me :)'#also i just think it is so funny to have peppino befriend one of the most objectively normal people in his circle #and its cheese #like he literally cant care. at least the damn cheese is fun sized and not scary huge like pepperman

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indecisive-dizzy · 2 months

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I've been thinking about Frank again and it lead me to remember how Bad he is at chess. So here are my Neighborhood Chess headcanons! 🏠♟️

Frank - Horrible at chess, takes forever to make a move, constantly overthinking, but can recite the textbook rules word for word.

Julie - God at chess. The Chess Master, Undefeated Champion (Chesspion?). She's only ever lost One game and it was against Jonesy back in the cave. They don't talk about it.

Barnaby - Knows how to play chess but would rather mess with the other player (Frank) and use slight of hand to steal/replace pieces on the board. Good at chess while cheating, decent without.

Howdy - Knows how to play chess but always tries to make trades/offers to the other player to swindle a win. "My pawn for your knight! What do ya say?" Is decent at chess but impatient and breaks the rules.

Eddie - Forgot how to play chess, completely wings it. The first time he played with Frank he felt bad when he won. He had literally just copied Frank's moves for half the game because he didn't know what he was doing. Still feels bad when he wins against Frank. Bad at chess but only because he doesn't remember how to play. Would be decent if he remembered.

Wally - Julie taught him how to play chess. Takes a while to move but unlike Frank there's a benefit. Is very quiet when playing. Says "That's the Most!" everytime he wins. Good at chess.

Poppy - Very anxious when playing. Has trouble moving the pieces but makes her moves as fast as possible to get the game over with. Gets overwhelmed, is bad at chess.

Sally - Pretends to be Very good at chess, the best even, practically invented it! Is actually mediocre. She turns the game into a dramatic tale everytime. Monologues over every piece she loses and makes up a piece of story with every move. No one wants to play chess with her except Wally and Julie. Frank only does so because he is determined to win One game of chess and Sally is second worst. She lost to Eddie once and never played chess with him again.

Home - Can't play without assistance. What do you expect he's a house? Houses don't have hands, silly! If someone (Wally) helps move the pieces he's good at chess. No one knows where Home learned how to play chess. Somehow still beats Frank even if no one helps.

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khytal · 10 months

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this is so funny out of context help

#khyt.detcoposting #in context the funniest part about this is that there’s like #no mention of said best friend even bringing up dating someone #this dude really just went ‘whoa my bestie didn’t visit me today…….he probably got a gf’#LIKE WHAT KINDA LOGIC ARE YOU USING HERE THAT’S SUCH A HUGE LEAP—

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silverlistenstothings · 1 year

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Everyone is always talking abt how much Link hates Oakworthy and they’re absolutely right but if you ask me the funniest part about it is that he’s trying to play it cool. Like he’s so goddamn excited to get a chance to shittalk Hermie but as soon as Normal expresses that he’s still into him (he needs him), Link backs off. He’s giving Normal a big thumbs up and telling him to go get his man, but then leaning down to whisper to Scary about how much he hates Hermie’s stupid theatre kid ass as soon as he turns away. He’s trying so hard to be supportive but every day spent in Hermie’s presence is a day closer to turning over a new leaf and excepting that murder is ok, sometimes, if it’s Hermie.

#they’re so funny #do you have any idea how sad I am that I couldn’t go through with the ‘Grant and Marco pseudoadopting Hermie’ thing #i think it would have done awful things to link forever #silver tongue (talk tag)#lincoln li wilson #hermie unworthy #Oakworthy #being a hater is the funniest thing for a character to do #and like #what’s going on btwn scary and Taylor?#as much as it’s played for goofs it’s very much like. scary killed taylor’s dad right after they bonded for the first time #it’s built off this very genuine angst #but link’s hatred for hermie is just him being a little hater #he just thinks he’s annoying and he doesn’t understand any of his references #and Taylor (LINKS BEST FRIEND!!) keeps saying hermies his best friend but he’s fucking not. link is

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fumifooms · 2 months

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You have converted me into a Laicion shipper and now I suffer from how little content it has... ;_;

I am both delighted and terribly sorry… It’s very small consolation but I am planning on writing for them at some point (hopefully soon) and drawing more for them, and I also know I have a buddy who really likes the ship and has big plans for a fic for the far-off future… It’s tragic too because it’s not even an ultra niche rarepair, my laicion comic is my most liked dunmeshi fanart, and it gets a good amount of poll votes and interest, so clearly a bunch of people do like it… SO WHERE IS THE CONTENT‼️‼️

I will try brethren but I cannot provide fully for the community, I am already busy working the marchil fields everyday, the winter shall be long and hard

#Ask #You should hear us talk about laicion on discord. Talking about them running in fields together and the intricacies of their (onesided)#Barking love language #They have so much legit material to play with is the thing. They would have the funniest rivalry. They would become best friends #They would hate-wrestle and they would love-wrestle. They would cuddle and larp together #He howls uncontrollably in happy stimming lycion goes “lol what” and then Laios would go 😒 grr harrumph #Laicion #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi memes

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wield-the-mighty-pen · 1 year

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THE PARALLELS

#me and season 5 are best friends #for now #i do see an angst storm brewing so we shall see #adrien being lovesick over Marinette/Ladybug twice #is the funniest and most enjoyable thing for me #ml passion #ml lies #ml season 5 #ml season 4 #ml spoilers #adrien agreste #adrinette #i can tag this as ladrien cant i?#ehh why not #ladrien #mlb #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #ml

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gxlden-angels · 11 months

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On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:

Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them

#I didn't have that exact one but I had a girls' bible with the lil dream girl passages in them #mine was purple and green #There was a specific one I read over and over because it was about thinking about your best friend #and I thought about my best friend that way #except it wasn't actually in a friend way I flat out just had a crush on them lol #I later went on to id as a lesbian and that specific story made helped me realize it #so maybe that bible was good for something #I'm now a lil bi boy who might be ace but still #Im 21 now actually Im a Man in the U.S. /j #it's just #always so funny watching people remind me that I grew up Not Normally #like I genuinely got so into reading those lil bible dream girl passages #but I also preferred the gross out shit of the boys' one #cause I was one of those cartoon network poop fart joke funny tweenagers #I loved gaming stunts and all things gross or whatever #I wasn't allowed to actually do that because I was a lil lady so I enjoy it now #I tell people I'm going to shit their pants if they don't leave me alone and think I'm the funniest human alive #anyways go watch kurtis's new video about gendered products it's good #ex christian #religious trauma

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allfearofanend · 2 months

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I think I hate everything and everybody, so I'm going to get drunk on beer that's been brewed in an old sheep carcass, then I'm going to stick my tiny penis in a dead dog that I found in a ditch to make hate-babies or something, because I am actually more stupid than mud.

-- Alucard Tepes impersonating Trevor Belmont, Castlevania S3E01

#this is the funniest thing in the whole series #this elegant dignified vampire talking absolute smack about his best friend in This Exact Way #24K gold #tv: Castlevania #Trevor Belmont #Adrian Tepes #quotes #I did not just fall down laughing #hysterically

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thekidsarentalright · 1 year

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