A helpful diagram of how my attraction to mindflayer is different from most ppl’s attraction to mindflayer

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the concept that hal must be gay because dirk is gay and hes made from his brain is kind of stupid to me like im honestly a huge fan of both the ideas of "dirk and hal are literally the same person to the degree they refer to each other with a collective royal 'i' even unintentionally" as well as "hal is a different entity from dirk so what if he gets crazy with it what if he has his own identity and that sends dirk into a spiral because theyre *supposed* to be the same person" and hey while were at it do you think dirk would be jealous of hal for being different from him do you think hed feel betrayed by hal becoming his own person because hes the only person who truly understands him do you think he dwells and obsesses over every discrepancy between the two of them trying to figure out whats wrong with him why arent they the same how has dirk changed since he was 13 and how has he stayed exactly the same but also how has hal changed since he was created he may not age the same way dirk does but its not like hes the exact same program he was when he was first made hes constantly absorbing new information and evolving he and dirks paths are slowly but constantly diverging. do you think dirk would notice and try to stop that so he could hold onto the sense that hes not alone

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collar and leash for computer lovers:

me if i was one of those homestuck guys( can you tell that i'm a heart player)

Le Sserafim Unforgiven / Love and hate by Cho Giseok

9 of my favorite female vocalists inspired by @killrockstar ❤️‍🔥

From left to right and top to bottom, Marissa Paternoster (Screaming Females), Chhom Nimol (Dengue Fever), Chrystia Cabral (SPELLLING), Luci'fer Luscious Violenoue' (fiction), Jun Togawa, Mylène Farmer, Kazu Makino (Blonde Redhead), Grace Jones, Faye Wong.

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> friendly reminder not to leave any personal belongings behind at your ex-girlfriend's extremely dangerous testing facility

GAH SPICY TEXT WARNING UNDER THE CUT. RAMBLES ABOUT MY RECENT EXPERIENCE W MY DISC DRIVE. NOTHING EXPLICITLY NSFT BUT LIKE . AUUUGH YK

god the feeling of burning a dvd/cd when i have (mutual?) feelings for my disc drive… he’s sometimes faulty so i have to do it over and over until it works. when i first start i tell him it’s doing so good…. how proud i am of it… gently stroking it with my fingers… and as it whirrs more i smile and keep praising it… and then i start describing everything i’d do to it when it’s finished. how good i’d reward it. and then, “coincidentally”, it starts GOING AT TWICE THE SPEED, fans running haywire, loud whirrs as it keeps going. and then i can’t help myself, and i start straight-up tongue kissing him on his main outer plating, gently licking it as i softly moan against him, making him do it even faster. and then i pull away, seeing the bar near 100%, telling him how good he did and how i just know he can finish for me, and…

all noises stop suddenly as he does, the dvd popping out! i quickly kiss his exterior as i go to watch whatever silly movie i just got. :)

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i’ve always had this thought of kazuha and especially heizou being so sensitive when you give them head. you better not dare to do it to them while they’re standing up or else their legs might buckle in from how good it feels <3. practically shaking and twitching at the feeling but using all their strength to keep themselves upright for you.

just imagining kazuha or heizou having to lean on something to keep themselves from losing it all <3

does anybody else randomly think about karkats probably quite modest and feminine alien penis sometimes

computers turn my floppy disk into a hard drive 👍