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THE THICK OF IT | Malcolm Tucker
A very small sample of an angry man's daily outlet of frustration - a.k.a. Malcolm being A Mood ™
#flashing lights#flashing gif#the thick of it#in the loop#malcolm tucker#peter capaldi#peter capaldi swearing#fuckity bye#guess who's learned how to do a thing with text
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"Independence Day"
247 years since July 4th 1776.
247 years of gross inequality, slavery, racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia and more... and most of any progress made in the last 60+ years is being undone.
A country that has both directly and indirectly backed up fascist regimes worldwide, and helped overthrow elected governments.
What is there to celebrate?!
Oh, kicking out the British and some king who's been dead since 1820?
And nobody indigenous to the so-called "United" States is celebrating this shitshow.
The way things are going, there won't be a USA by its 250th anniversary.
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Sometimes I forget but then I remember the non-zero amount of Big Blogs on this platform that have actively and whole-heartedly made fun of me for getting over-excited about things and it’s like huh
#personal shit#roni makes a text post#I can’t remember where my keyboard is#but I can remember the rvb fandom making fun of me so hard#that Shan/non mccor/mic like personally came to me to apologize#like thank god I’m making it a point to be more proactive w a therapist#bc I don’t wanna remember this shit anymore#‘if you don’t like it here go to Twitter’ eat my entire ass#I’ve been on tumblr for 11/12 years you as children do not get to tell me where to go#all social media is garbage I’m going back to sewing#fuckity bye
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Is this t*ll me l*es bullshit a 50 shades ripoff? Cuz that dude's fugly and the girl looks wan and boring af
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well this stuff is effing lethal
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"to remain in good standing!" ..... really?
Haha like i give a fuck about remaining in good standing with you or anyone related to you
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The Enigma of Amigara Fault | 阿弥殻断層の怪 (2002) by Junji Itō ☆
#FUCKITY BYE!!!!!!!!#my edit#the enigma of amigara fault#amigara dansō no kai#gyo#manga#manga cap#manga edit#阿弥殻断層の怪#ギョ#horror#horror manga#seinen#junji ito#junji ito manga#gyo chapter 19.5#spooktober#anisa reads horror
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Essentially "Serial liar found to have lied again to everyone."
I doubt that anyone outside of his inner circle of cronies ever believed in their hearts that this was anything other than the case, but it's so NICE to see it confirmed by a suitably high powered Government Privileges Committee
And not just any Privileges Committee, but one which was already skewed heavily towards his own pary (four of the seven members are Conservative MP's), and one which even people who don't like some of the members very much have to admit are scrupuluosly fair in their considerations. To have THEM slam the haystacked haired buffoon as thoroughly as they did is VERY cathartic for the resr of us.
The sullky little shithead throwing a tanturm and resigning (after he'd seen the final draft of the report, but before we mere mortals had), wailing about witch-hunts and conspiracies, does just showcase BoJo's remarkable combination of pettiness, immaturity and whining.
Also delightful is the fact that the penalty the Committee recommended was harsher than anyone had expected. A 15 day suspension would likely lead to a by-election, a 90 day suspension is waaaaay beyond that.
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Day 2 without heating at home when it’s below zero outside. Btw it’s another air raid over Ukraine rn.
#anz speaks#fuck fuck fuckity fuck#fuck russia and fuck iranian drones that damaged our system so bad#I’m diving under the blanket bye#at least my robe is cute and the vest is warm I gues??(
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You know what? I’ll say it if no one else will
Fuck Henry Cavill. I don’t feel sorry for him one bit
#henry cavill#YOU LEFT ONE OF THE TOP NETFLIX SHOWS BEFORE ENSURING YOUR ROLE AS SUPERMAN?#YOU DATE 19 YEAR OLDS AS A FORTY YEAR OLD?#YOU’RE SO SURE ABOUT YOUR OWN STAR POTENTIAL YOU JUST SAY FUCKITY BYE AND PISS OFF A WHOLE FANDOM?#I feel bad for Anya and Joey and Freya and everyone else on set but I don’t feel bad for Henry Cavill at all#I am tired of pretending to give a shit about this man#and Geralt was the weakest part of the show tbh#just as Superman was the weakest part of the DCEU#I AM SPEAKING MY TRUTH I AM TIRED OF HIDING
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Finnie those tags on the Paul Dano riddler video….so valid I really hate that I see like his lil round face and freak out like I’m losing it over a man named Paul like. 🤢 god I just can’t take it
omg omg omg don't do this to me i have never even just considered him paul like his name is pauldano like ???? you're telling me i'm simping for a roundheaded buffoon with the same name as this one old man i know ?? one of my distant cousins ? two TWO boys who bullied me in school ???
my whole life is just ????
"i'm pwaul dahyno and *gentle vocal fry* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP
#i still haven't made it past the first bit#like i still STILL haven't watched that whole interview because my heart goes fuckity bye every time i try!?#WHY MUST HE BE SO LOVE SHAPED!?????#friends being friends
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ummmm uhhhhh ahhhhhh
#23 has been so fuckity fock fawk fuck#bye bitch#the dump#i wrote this almost a year ago but damn 24 is fr no better
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Only card for this go-round, but I think it'll have some use!
Fuckity Bye
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Fuckity Bye
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Nope Fuckity Bye: Two Theories on Why Sauron Skipped Seeking Pardon
“Sauron … did obeisance to Eönwë, the herald of Manwë, and abjured all his evil deeds…”
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Before diving in, some givens and inferences:
Tolkien’s work is fundamentally Catholic work. To understand his POV, use this lens.
Maiar share a similar psychological landscape to Elves and Men. Men and Elves can procreate. Elves and embodied Maiar can too. Do the math.
Ecclesiastical language is telling. So, let’s clear up the oft misuse of “repentant.” Repentant = contrite (sincere sorrow for offense) vs. Penitent = contrite + actively seeking reconciliation.
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Recognize the Sacrament of Penance reflected throughout legendarium
Per his faith, Tolkien believed redemption was ever an option. Thus, a penitent sinner like Sauron would need to satisfy conditions (sacraments) to absolve offense (sin) and reconcile with Eru Illuvatar (God).
All sin can be absolved, no matter how great.
Contrition or sincere sorrow for one’s offenses
Reconciliation aka “confession” aloud to a “priest” for accountability and absolution of sin
Repentance is assigned reparations for amends.
Theory One. Sauron couldn’t bear facing the Valar, but ecclesiastical language in text strongly suggests pardon meant facing his victims too
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Sauron put on his fair hue again and did obeisance Eönwë, the herald of Manwë, and abjured all his evil deeds….
Abjure: to solemnly deny, disavow, or renunciate.
Tolkien might’ve chosen: “disavow”, “renounce”, or “repudiate.” But he chose abjure. As ecclesiastical language, it can be interpreted as holding significance.
For in ye olde Roman Catholicism, “abjuring” occurred in an abjuration - or a formal, timely, voluntary, and public ceremony to renunciate heresy
Rather than a civil criminal trial, it’s suggested, that as a heretic, Sauron would have faced judgment in something closer to this.
(How does an abjuration work? A more robust, public version of the private typical reconciliation process. Moreover, in place of a priest, a higher authority like a bishop is required to oversee it.)
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For Sauron hath done much naughty
You shall have no other gods before me. (Ex. 20:2–3).
Heresy is sin deemed especially egregious. And Sauron committed the greatest sin of all: idolatry. For to follow Morgoth was to place a “god” before Eru Illuvatar (God).
Moreover, as a principal perpetrator or accessory, much of Sauron’s alleged* sins are largely war crimes:
murder, torture, slavery, terrorism, breeding corruption/mutilation, spiritual corruption, conspiracy, theft, attempted sex trafficking, propaganda, etc.
Let’s not forget Sauron’s sick lyrical game.
* Sauron is only known through narrative bias of incomplete history. His actual sins could be more or less.
Applying the Sacrament of Penance to Sauron seeking pardon from Eönwë
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Sauron = penitent heretic
Eönwë (representative to Manwë) = priest
Manwë (Valar chief + representative to Eru) = bishop
Eru Iluvatar = God
Sauron (penitent sinner) sought out Eönwë (priest) and confessed his evil deeds (sins) to reconcile with Eru (God). But Eönwë realized Sauron’s sun was in fact heresy, thus requiring the higher authority of Manwë (bishop) to reconcile.
Thus, Eönwë commanded Sauron (now penitent heretic) to seek pardon (reconciliation) with Manwë, who would instigate an abjuration (public renunciation of heresy) and determine a sentence (repentance).
Sauron says NOPE, moving from a penitent heretic to a repentant heretic.
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Then Sauron was ashamed, and he was unwilling to return in humiliation and to receive from the Valar a sentence
And an abjuration would be even more excruciating.
Besides the Valar, also present would be Elves who Sauron/Morgoth had victimized. Plus, other Maiar who once befriended him, sought his wisdom, and praised his talents. All who knew Mairon “the admirable.” Now the abhorred, defeated, disgraced.
Before all, Sauron would renunciate his evil deeds that led to ruin and suffering. Perhaps to be met with jeers, curses, and woeful sobs. But also, silent dismay. Fear. Disappointment.
Ultimately, Sauron chose his pride, peaced out, and the rest is history.
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He lingers in Middle-earth. Very slowly, beginning with fair motives: the reorganising and rehabilitation of the ruin of Middle-earth
Where exactly? Who benefited? What were the outcomes? Like what, did Sauron open a cat rescue or build playgrounds for disenfranchised youth? It remains unclear. Just another one of Tolkien’s vague passages that deny Readers’ ability to judge for themselves.
Therefore when Eonwe departed he hid himself in Middle-earth; and he fell back into evil, for the bonds that Morgoth had laid upon him were very strong."
That is, Sauron was trauma-bonded to Morgoth. He also had to be low-key terrified of him. Because at some point, it would’ve became clear that Morgoth’s means didn’t further Sauron’s goals. For what other reason would someone who strives for efficiency continue serving a counterproductive cause?
But Sauron was always vulnerable to corruption. It’s even theorized that Even as Mairon, he had paternalistic entitlement to desired outcomes on Middle-Earth. For lack of boldness or pragmatism, it made him susceptible / a target for Melkor’s Vala power, Eru-may-care audacity, and corruption.
Fast-forward. In forsaking pardon yet engaging in “fair” works, Sauron continues his heresy, his idolatry. But instead of Melkor, he now places himself above Eru.
By skipping abjuration, Sauron robbed himself of humility and thus, true reflection on his evil deeds. Not insignificantly, he robs justice for victims.
By skipping reconciliation, Sauron forgoes support and belonging. One can’t heal in an echo chamber. The “bonds of Morgoth” were heavy and he’d need help breaking free of them.
By skipping repentance, Sauron’s self-assigned “fair works” were likely inappropriate. Nope - perpetrators don’t get to fuck up then decide how to make amends. Victims do.
Theory Two. Sauron feared being unfairly judged for the evil deeds of Morgoth’s other servants
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“Then Sauron was ashamed, and he was unwilling to return in humiliation and to receive from the Valar a sentence, it might be, of long servitude in proof of his good faith; for under Morgoth his power had been great.
Oh, cry Finrod Felagund a river.
But Tolkien overlooked a glaring motive for Sauron fear of a long sentence. Of all of Morgoth’s Maiar servants, Sauron is the only one known to have attempted to seek pardon.
For gravitas, imagine being the only high-ranking member of a fallen fascist regime on public trial. What would you fear? Receiving a sentence disproportionate to your crimes because you’d be the sole focal point of blame and penance. Sauron would be no different.
Sauron’s fear was legit but how likely was it?
Morgoth was hunted down and chained before being thrown unceremoniously into the Void. A fate that certainly would’ve terrified Sauron.
Yet in stark contrast, even after his confession of evil, Eönwë merely commanded Sauron to seek pardon from Manwë. That he wasn’t apprehend or escorted can be interpreted that Eönwë believed his penitence to be true and thus, he’d do as told. Or perhaps Eönwë simply relayed his master’s orders to let Sauron choose to reconcile.
In any event, Eönwë’s response to Sauron reflects Manwë’s benevolence. For the Vala would understand that a servant of evil must first be it’s victim. More likely than not, Sauron would’ve received mercy.
But he instead chose to thro w redemption away with both hands.
Thank you for reading!
Your likesand tagged reblogs are appreciated. Got feedback?
What did you like? Got theories or insights to share?
Disagree? I love good faith debate and sparring!
Spot an inaccuracy? Hey, Tolkien's work is complex. Drop it in comments or DM.
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