it still boggles my mind a bit that people on the internet will just try to call you a bitch in a friendly way when they're like. complete strangers. are you aware that the only reason playful insults between friends work is that they are Between Friends. your basic manners... where are they...

the thing is. once bella goes to volterra it’s over. she will always become a vampire. she doesn’t have a choice--she has a choice about how, maybe, and when, but only within bounds, (and only if she’s willing to give up a normal life and go on the run anyways), and her story will always end the same way. of course she’s going to pick edward, she might as well have an illusion that she’s doing it out of love!!!

twilight is a horror story

Potential future scene for Starlit AKA an excuse for me to doodle my goofy guy Eclipse I fuCKING LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR

honestly my ideal ofmd ed and stede sex scene is like a comedy of errors and stede being absolutely flabbergasted at being wanted at ALL like ed is like "ouagh I want you so bad" all grinding up on him and stede goes "you... what?!" and ed says shit like "fuck yeah stede I need you in me" and stede is sweating and frantically looking around like "do you mean to be talking to me?" "God, yes, take me, come on, please" "are you quite sure?" "yes im sure, I need your dick inside of me like. yesterday." "my WHAT?!"

i hate the whole “proship” vs “anti ship” discourse and think the labels are stupid for a myriad of reasons but i just think it’s really funny when some people act as though “you should never be openly critical of anything ever & saying something has bad implications or can affect people in real life or even that you personally are uncomfortable with something is literally the same as calling for the murder of whoever created any problematic depiction of that thing” is not an opinion proshippers tend to hold at least semi-frequently

I keep an eye on Conservatives online, and let me tell you they are in three states:

1) Actually I think I'd quite like a dictatorship, then the persecution would be against those dirty [insert boogeyman]!

2) How could they take Trump off the Ballot for COMMITING AN INSURRECTION, he had to do that cause the vote was rigged!

3) Hey why is everyone so willing to destroy democracy for the sake of owning people?

I'll tell you right now 1 and 2 are a solid 90% of their comments and 3 is thinking about changing their mind to avoid being on the list.

Vote for Biden, you fucking morons!

oh we are never freeing ourselves from the shackles of capitalism in our life time.

i just saw a post where someone said 'ryan, steven, and shane aren't as rich as bezos and musk but rich is rich and they need to be eaten!!!' just say you don't know what the Rich means. just say you're stupid.

people think gale would use 3 in 1 shampoo condition body wash ? are u fucking stupid ????

NO FUCKING WAY I DIED AND GOT SICK FOR TWO MONTHS AND I COME BACK TO RUMORS THAT KAISHIN COUSINS IS CANON NAAAH DONT FUCK WITH ME THAT SHIT SAY IT AINT SO GOSHO I SWEAR TO GOD

why did i decide to read the bad reviews of tfc.... pls i'll commit hate crimes

I think we need to let hajime hinata go a little insane sometimes. Like you cannot tell me he doesnt still have days where he is unbearably bored. I want to see this man fly off the rails sometimes. Just occasionally.

Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)

Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???

Me saying literally anything

My anxiety: omg your such a bad person

Pretty boy doodle while I SHOULD BE WORKING

"why does jason have a white streak when other characters who die or use the lazarus pit dont 🤔" bc its a visual representation of how death and resurrection changed him in a way it didnt for the others you chud

stop drawing her HAIRLESS, YOU COWARDS