we love you by louise bourgeois, 2005, welded steel wall plaque, 8.6 × 13.7 centimeters

"I PICK ON EVERYONE DEAD OR ALIVE" LOUISE BOURGEOIS // 1999 [lead and steel | 21 x 31.1 x 1.3 cm.]

Ophelia by Léopold Burthe (1851)

Thinking about better call saul if the action took place in france just because I wanted to see them in cunty robes lmao. More thoughts under the cut!

Obviously the action and the whole premise of bcs/brba wouldn't work in france (legal system aside, the whole cartel and walter white storyline would have to suffer major changes due to social security and the mexican cartel well. not existing here stricto sensu). But let's talk about the real Important Stuff : their names

I think Howard Hamlin would work well as Edouard Hamelin. He looses the cool HH initials yes, but it works really well as a genuine french name imo, and Howard/Edouard are pretty close phonetically

Chuck could still be called Charles without any realism issue, but he'd be nicknamed Charlie rather than Chuck because that's what a french person would go for... nicknames don't work the same, yeah

Kimberly Wexler and James McGill, I have no idea lmao. James when translated becomes Jacques, but it's such a boomerish uncool name that I cannot resolve myself to call my boy like that. It's also one generation too old. Jimmy being born in '60 could technically be called Jacques, but it'd be old-fashioned, as it's a name mostly given to the kids of the decade that came before him. McGill is an irish name, so something funny could be making Jimmy a breton with a funky last name like Gall/LeGall ? That's hilarious to me. But who knows.

Saul Goodman is a pun, so this is even harder for me to conceptualize. Saul's marketing would definitely not work in france at all, as no one would realistically hire a lawyer with a puny name and such chaotic displays (+ I think ads for legal démarchage are illegal mind you). However, let's have a crack at it. It would have to be a pun based off an expression similar to "it's all good man", or implying something positive and familiar... I need to think on that one.

In the Restaurant, 1907

Charles Hoffbauer

raise your hand if you're enjoying the constant jarthur art (i raise my hand, completely alone) ((closeups under the cut))

Bleecker Street, Saturday Night, John French Sloan, 1918

Elizabeth Jane Gardner Bouguereau (American, 1837-1922) The Farmer’s Daughter, Exhibited 1887

The one niche thing im good at is historical clothing. so. Historically inspired l'manberg uniforms :)

The uniforms are from the french imperial guard circa late 1800s/early 1810s: Wilbur's uniform is a chef de bataillon, fusiliers-grenadiers regiment. The other one is of a lieutenant general. Tommy and tubbo's uniforms are the same; cuirassiers (which yes is a cavalry regiment but shhh). Eret's is a trumpeter of line infantry if im not mistaken and Fundy's is from the medical regiment.

(Most of my choices were purely based on aesthetics, researching this far back in military history is hell as is and im not about to spend another week doing it. )

Anyway Happy birthday to the one and only country for which im a patriot

Delphin Enjolras (1857-1945) ✿ French academic painter

untitled (i have been to hell and back) by louise bourgeois, screenprint & embroidery on cotton handkerchief, 1996

"CELL: XXVI" (DETAIL) LOUISE BOURGEOIS // 2003 [steel/fabric/aluminum/stainless/wood | 99 1/2 × 171 × 120"]

Angelique by Léopold Burthe (1852)

So what ethinicity is your PJ then? I know he's half blk, but i'm having a bit of a hard time distinguishing Ink's side of things/gen

Ink is half Japanese half French

Error is American *hawk noise*

PJ is half Japanese half French half American *hawk noise again*

Minnehaha, 1871

Émile Vernet-Lecomte

Inside back cover of Dec 1955 Playboy Magazine