(A small slugpup walks up to the scugs and hugs rivulets leg)can I suck on your fwills?

(this is meant in a safe for work regard)

Uhh..... kid thats really weird. It's like asking to suck on someone's ear.

No.

Also where are your parents?

(continues in replies)

*I knock on your door*

@chronos-timeless-assassin

*cheerfully opens up*

I have a lot of fondness for clunky Hallmark Christmas romance movies with rock bottom production values, vaguely established and extremely contrived plots, dodgy dialgoue, often questionable line readings, and child actors playing a kid who seems either three years younger or older than themselves. Hallmark have not undermined themselves with glib, self aware irony or attempted to "elevate" the delightful low artform that they excel in. Refreshing, honestly.

WAIT OK CRASHING BACK IN A THIRD AND FINAL TIME (for now) LMFAOAOAOA but anything notable between petra and vos perhaps? 😗

Yes oh my god yes. 🗡️

Petra does lose Miss Butter in the story, and is incredibly distraught over it. Luckily, Vos has a little surprise for her. Looks like his days of enchanting aren’t behind him… plus he probably has a ton of experience levels saved up from previous adventures-

Jack loves this ideas and offers to let Petra go through his armory and pick out her favorite sword that they’ll enchant together

I haven’t decided when in the story this takes place, but rest assured it will happen

“Something on your mind, Petra?”

“I’m still bummed over losing Miss Butter. That sword was just one of a kind, you know?”

“I don’t mean to interrupt but I may ah, be of some assistance. Jack, you wouldn’t happen to have any lapis around, would you?”

“No way! You know how to enchant?” “Yeah I should have some in the back. While I grab that, Petra how about you visit my armory and pick out something you like?”

(After sword is picked out)

“Thank you! Now, what enchantments did you have in mind?”

“I was thinking maybe fire aspect… I was hoping to get that on Miss Butter at some point- wait where’s your enchanting table?”

“Oh that. I assume my old one is back at our cabin. But ah, I stopped needing that a while ago… Watch this! ^^”

This is also his way for thanking Petra for gifting him her extra sword when they went to fight at Heckmouth:

Fun fact about that first scene. ^ I somehow completely missed Petra giving Vos her sword when I was first writing the masterpost for the possession AU; And I guessed that the sword he was using was Petra’s backup she used when Stella had Miss Butter. It was only a month later after several casual rewatches that I noticed and was like “Oh. That is actually what happened. How did I miss that? Glad I don’t have to change anything-”

if the main bllk charas were put in a small room with no soccer ball which one do you think would kill the others first

Isagi

No no, hear me out, I'm serious

Shidou is the easy answer, but because they expect that from him, they stay alert. The second Shidou's fist swings for Rin, 5 people are holding him back.

Isagi, on the other hand, is the type of crazy that goes from chill to murderous without warning signs. It's only a matter of time before someone disrespect his idea of football and Isagi has blood on his hands, trust me

I HAVE A RANDOM QUESTION BUT THIS JUST CAME TO MIND AND ITS OK IF YOU DONT WANNA ANSWER💞 Do you think BEN would want a friend that is like motherly or maternal? Because they are kids? Or would they get freaked out by it? Do you think they'd secretly like it though?

ALSO HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR SO COOL AHH I WISH I WAS A WRITER 😞😞😞 BUT I PROCRASTINATE TOO MUCH LOL 🤍💕💕😍

IM DOING ALRIGHT THANK YOU!!! I WISH YOU WELL💖💖💖💖

I don't think BEN would enjoy having a mom friend for a couple of reasons. For one, it would be too patronizing for them. It is self-sufficient; the coddling would be taken as an insult. The adolescent members don't want to be treated as kids; the same goes for the older members.

Another reason would be because these gestures would provoke a traumatic response. Even if BEN doesn't show it, they'd see it as weird and question your motives. Thinking that you'd want to do something bad to them. BEN knows this is most likely not the case, but it was better to be safe than sorry. Even if some members occasionally miss their maternal figures.

yo, got an ask (and i don't mean this in a rude way)

why that jekyll and hyde in particular? what do you like so much about them more than any other?

to put the question bluntly, WHY GREEN HYDE? HE GREEN!!

I assume you mean the 1986 animated Jekyll and Hyde (and if not, I'm sorry!!! Do let me know if you meant some other version, lol), and well, I don't actually know how to answer that question properly and in a coherent way, lmao. That movie's just got a special place in my heart and idk how to even explain all the reasons why exactly I like it so much. It was first a total joke/meme to me when I first watched the film, and then it actually turned into a full-blown hyperfixation and special interest. Like okay, yeah, I know that the movie is silly and obscure, basically a typical cheap old animation TV-movie..... though it's still an oddly faithful adaptation sort of. Of course, it's not the most accurate adaptation either, it's actually missing some scenes that were in the original book. But yeah, that movie still is cool and interesting to me. Idk, I just really love obscure underrated media a ton, I'm really fascinated by stuff like that <3

And I like the character designs in that film, especially Jekyll's design, ough, it's just very cool to me <3 Don't get me wrong, there's many designs for him that I absolutely adore... I'm simply just really autistic and gay for that very specific Jekyll-design, where he looks really pathetic most of the time and he's got them round little glasses alongside some bushy sideburns <333 Truly some gender goals to me...

And y'know what actually, green Hyde-designs are cool to me too <333 I love him very dearly, no matter what he looks like..... as long as he's hairy, scruffy and gross, he's my beloved and beloathed.......

The whole "if a person is mad at you it's their responsibility to tell you" thing just made me realize how fucked my situation is. Like just. woah

hi I'm still catching up on campaign 3 and I just got to That Ashton moment in episode 77, I'm not ok !!!

I have to say...

Hogwarts Legacy is highly inaccurate. 

I wasn’t booed and sneered at when I was placed into Slytherin. And then subsequently treated like magic Hitler for the rest of the school year. 

The houses are unrealistically intermingling! Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors getting along? Absurd! 

The teachers aren’t punishing bad behavior by sending students into the dangerous (and potentially deadly) Forbidden Forest. How is it proper discipline if there is no near death experience?

The Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher isn’t evil and/or afflicted with lycanthropy.

Honestly! 0/10 ☹ 

Thank you so much for the tarot reading you did for me a little while back 💜 i'm sorry it's taken me so long to say that! i do rather think you have prophetic gifts, by the way- it was spookily accurate and helped me a lot 🔮

No problem! I'm glad it was helpful to you!

I do tend to get at least one message like this every time I do a tarot night for my followers, and like... you are totally entitled to that belief! What do I know about psychic phenomena and prophecy anyway? lmao. Maybe I am psychic.

But personally, I believe that tarot has a high likelihood of speaking to us no matter what, if just because the archetypal nature of the cards means that they're dealing with problems that we all struggle with. We all have self-doubt, we all have complicated relationships with money, we all crave love of some kind. We all have trauma in our past and we all want to believe that this time, things could be okay.

One of the reasons I like tarot cards is because they are inanimate objects that we imbue with meaning. They were just playing cards, y'know? We're the ones that gave them power over us, and we did that by filling them with our own stories. We placed a mirror in those cards, and while mirrors can be used for scrying, they can also just be used to take a good hard look at ourselves.

If I say "oh, you've had money troubles in the past," who doesn't that apply to? Maybe I'm thinking about me, when we were homeless for a while when I was a kid. Maybe someone else is thinking about the money they lost to gambling last week. Maybe someone else, someone wildly wealthy, is thinking about a stock market crash that brought their five mansions down to two. Maybe a final person has just never had quite enough to make ends meet. God knows that describes a lot of people.

I like tarot because we can all look at the same spread and see something different. I see a story to tell to the best of my ability, and that's how I do readings. But for the people getting those readings, they're often looking into little mirrors and seeing how they reflect their own personal experiences.

Because, you know, we all see different things in the same mirror! That's how tarot works, I think. Maybe some people are a little better at reading things in that mirror and interpreting what they see there, but we all see something new and different and deeply, deeply personal when we look at those cards.

Love that for us.

Wait wait there's Guizhong leaks AND Zhongli leaks?? I HAVE TO SEE THIS🤯

guizhong and zhongli new outfit are same leak, with madame ping and cloud retainer ↓

guizhong and madame ping

guizhong, zhongli and cloud retainer

so for the past 2ish years that i've taking this thai course i've been the youngest participant by far and also (mostly) the only girl

and because of that, even tho it's an online course so we're not super close with each other, despite that i still often feel like i have a bit of a status as the group baby (affectionate). and it shows in moments like earlier in class when someone asked about the word "inspiration" and then, when asked to give an example sentence, without batting an eye went "airenyah is my inspiration to learn more thai"

y'all. this man is one of the best (if not THE best) student in our course 🥺

HEY AMPERSTANDOM

saw everyone doing this and wanted to join in MWAH!

link

your outfit's entertaining. i'll give you that. (Javert, possibly but not necessarily while they're still prickly with each other XD)

AS SAID BY DORIAN PAVUS [accepting!]

Why, if it wasn’t her favorite Producer. Blue eyes rolled at the remark, and a debonaire pursed lips tugged to a grin at the presence of her esteemed rival and significant annoyance, M. Aristide Javert.

“I do live to entertain~” vanity if ever there was. She waved in front of her an ornate fan - painted birds on white silk and brimmed with white feathers (matching the white feathers decorating the side of her hair), before holding it up to her left ear - that is in the secret language of fans meaning, I wish to be rid of you. Of course, this was matched with a proud smile. “So coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment~”

Priscilla glimmered like a male peacock - literally, in an azure blue velvet gown with peacock feathers adorning her neckline, train, and skirt. And yet the bustle gown fitted her to perfection and accentuated every vision of her flattering physique. Designed probably by Charles Worth, who by now was the primary source for Priscilla's wardrobe. The overall look was avante-garde and practically sang: look at me, but that’s what Divas do best, being the center of attention. Around her neck was also the latest necklace gifted by one of those revolving dandies - M. Guy Thibault this time?

“And what color ribbon did you select to tie your mane this time? Burgundy, wine, or scarlet?”

@reverdies