The LemonAid is valued for its ability to cure even the most foul of stomach upsets. This includes poisoning from fairy circle donuts. Unfortunately this worth does not extend to culinary uses, as this fruit has a very strong iron flavor.
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What do you call a potato that wears glasses?
A spec-tator!
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Pardon me while this becomes a quail blog.
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💜 (via Free The Joy —You Are The Sprinkles To My Ice Cream Sticker by Sugarpuffdesign)
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Jumbo food puns! 🍞
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Comfort Food series.
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Paladin: [*smites a flying boar demon with her angelically reflavored version of Shadow Blade (...Light Saber)]
Paladin: Ooh here we go, big smite!
Wizard: Well that was a real boar.
Monk: Who wants barbecue?
Warlock: ...I'm guessing that thing isn't Kosher?
Paladin: Of course not, it's a demon!
Wizard: It's the Baconator!
Monk: Anyone want wings?
Paladin: Um... no.
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Evil wizard seeks immortality, mis-scribes critical rune, ends up with indestructible enchanted vessel into which their soup will be transferred in the event of their death.
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