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Made a cake for Tumblr's favourite holiday 鈽猴笍
Happy Ides to those who celebrate 馃棥锔忦煑★笍
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xmascritter 1 month
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Honey, what's tommorow again?
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iceeericeee 1 month
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I love celebrating the ides of March here on tumblr, because it's like an annual reminder that it's perfectly okay to stab a politician to death if they piss you off
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doggirlnarcolepsy 1 year
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Twitter HQ - March 15th, 2023 CE
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fortunelowtier 1 month
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NOW, FERB
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shrew1989 1 month
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oceanamethyst 1 month
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. KNIFE ATTACK!!! 馃敧馃棥馃敧馃棥馃敧馃敧馃敧馃敧馃敧馃敧馃棥馃敧馃敧馃敧馃敧馃棥馃敧馃敧馃敧馃棥馃敧馃敧馃敧
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going-to-superhell 1 month
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radiosummons 1 year
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Tumblr on March 15th.
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jay-wasreblogging 1 month
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Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?
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yanderepuck 1 month
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YES
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I DIDNT EVEN PLAN THIS
I COMPLETELY FORGOT WHEN BOOKING EVERYTHING
HAHAHA
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autumn-nook 1 month
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Look, as much as I love celebrating Caesar鈥檚 death as the next Tumblrina, there鈥檚 an element to this that I think we need to address. About Caesar, about his assassination, about our reaction to it.
It didn鈥檛 work.
Killing Julius Caesar didn鈥檛 stop Rome from becoming an Empire. If anything it expedited the process. Because all the assassination did was turn Caesar into a martyr for his family and followers to turn into a standard to rally behind. The Republic fell, the Empire rose, and Caesar鈥檚 Assassination was the tipping point of it all.
In fact, there鈥檚 evidence Caesar had knowledge of the planned Assassination and went anyway, knowing what his death would turn him into. But why?
Fascists don鈥檛 get turned on by their followers when they die. They get turned on when they look weak.
By the time of his death, Caesar was sick. There鈥檚 evidence that he was incontinent and beginning to have mental problems. All in all, things that made him look weak.
I can鈥檛 say what would have happened in Brutus and the Senate had stayed their hand, but history would not have turned out the same way. Certainly, Caesar would not have been turned into a martyr with his assassination. If his followers had seen Caesar as he was, a shambling, dying, sick old man, would that have turned them on him? I can鈥檛 say.
The assassination of Julius Caesar isn鈥檛 a happy event, it鈥檚 a cautionary tale. I鈥檓 not saying this to ruin our Ides of March celebration, but I feel it needs to be said. Make Dictators look weak, and then stab them.
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samtheviking 1 month
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janedoeremi 1 year
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Guys c'mon dont make the Ides of March trend before March 15th, how are we gonna stab Ceasar if he knows when we're gonna stab him?
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