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Another piece of diet culture to unlearn: that eating an "unhealthy" food negates the benefits of other nutritious things you've eaten. Put bacon and ranch on your salad? Congratulations, you still got a lot of fiber, that's great for your gut biome, and the veggies still contain nutrients. Finished up your dinner with a dessert? You still ate the dinner. You don't have to eat "pure" to take in nutrition from your meals.
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incendavery · 3 months
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my friends gave me a toy crow driving a peanut car, so of course i had to draw corvid driving a peanut car!🥜✨️
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izutsumi has the right attitude when faced with saving her entire party herself
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hearties-circus · 7 months
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My bestest friends in the whole wide world my favouritist pink fairy dessert dogs<3
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crimeronan · 6 months
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how cool would it be if humans hibernated. like culturally. fall would be an entire pre-hibernation season there'd be relevant sporting events and shit. restaurants having crazy calorie-dense seasonal meals specifically for packing on energy to survive the winter. a whole industry around making your bedroom hibernation nest as cozy and clean as possible. the bed bath & beyond game would be fucking Insane. i'm cold and saw a squirrel gathering nuts outside
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When I say that Michelle Obama gave me an eating disorder, I am not kidding.
Her “healthy eating” initiative in schools across the country acted as a gateway to body dysmorphia for me and probably millions of others, starting in the already uncomfortable moments in the elementary school cafeteria.
You see, my grandma is Thin.
She has always been thin, pretty, and privileged.
And she wanted me as her first granddaughter to be just like her-
Thin, Pretty, and Privileged.
I remember her shocked gasp in the Plus Size Girls section of our local JC Penney.
Back-to-school shopping was a misery, and she made it worse.
“That won’t flatter a girl your size” came out of her mouth so many times that it forever etched itself into my brain.
It was through shopping with her that I first learned to hate my body.
Then, Michelle Obama’s face was plastered all over my lunch room. The “Got Milk?” posters suddenly had company on the stained walls, and my lunch tray got much more pathetic.
If I ate what was given to me (or less), would I lose weight? 
I couldn’t even concentrate on eating most days between memorizing the food pyramid and calculating my BMI on the 7ft tall thermometer-style wall hanging.
I was 10 years old, and already in the red. Soon enough, I would get heart disease and diabetes and lung disease and then I would die from fatness.
Fat. 
I was fat.
I could challenge that a little easier when it was just my grandma and the Weight Watchers meeting host saying it, but how could First Lady Michelle Obama be wrong?
Even Wii Fit said I was morbidly obese no matter how many times I jogged with my Mii.
I may be bad at math, but keeping my calories under 1000 per day wasn’t too hard to track. Then it was 900. And 800. And 700. And 600. And then I stopped eating until I couldn’t anymore.
I stopped eating, but I did not get Thin like Michelle and my grandma. I stayed Fat.
And Fat was Bad.
So I started purging when I was 12, hoping that would be the hack that let me eat and still get skinny.
It did not work the way I had hoped.
Now, I am 23. I have permanent damage to my body from the years I abused it. My stomach no longer digests correctly, and my throat is scarred. I still panic when I eat.
And I am still Fat.
I wonder what Michelle Obama would think of me now…
Would she be proud of her contribution to my perpetual agony, or would she be disappointed that I never achieved Thin like my grandma?
Michelle’s Magic by Emmett
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Concept: a mage of space who has done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
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theoryan · 7 months
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I don't normally post food pics but God DAMN
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On the topic of ~those types~ of ppl who try to shame others for eating a diet that works for them: the number of people who act like they've just delivered a huge GOTCHA with the question
"Well, would you eat that steak if it had the name of the cow it came from on the package???"
is just outright hilarious. Yes. Yes I would. In fact, I would be More likely to buy that because it shows that the rancher knew their cattle and named them. I'd rather have a steak from Bessie the cow than cow #9265, and I'd much prefer it over ground beef, which is often a mixture of several cows-
this is usually the point where the knobhead in question walks away so i dont have any more of this rant practiced
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summer--song · 10 days
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Me: I am going to be productive today!!
Also me: *low blood sugar episode*
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librarycards · 2 years
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brussels sprouts are tiny little cabbages made just for my fork
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Valentine's Day reminder that a piece of candy is not your enemy. And wishing compassion and peace to all those who cannot bring themselves to enjoy a piece this year.
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biggestfish2fry · 4 months
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accidentally started genuinely enjoying the snack i make myself when i'm high (sandwich containing mayo pickles and sharp cheddar cheese. that's it) and craving it stone cold sober. heeeeeelp 😵‍💫
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for the ask game: every question number divisible by 3
*goes through several hand exercises* here we GO
ask meme here [link]
3. What was the last song you listened to? 
UHHHHH my itunes is saying Astonished Man by Thao & The Get Down Stay Down
6. Do you prefer drawing or writing? 
VASTLY prefer writing but i like showing off my drawings better more, i don't tend to finish and publish all that much writing
9. When is your birthday? 
September 28th, just like Hilary Duff
12. Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now?
my cat, annizap, zoë, ppl i have super secret crushes on, you if you want one!
also my cat
15. What’s your favorite season?
Usually autumn but last year's was dogshit so spring
18. Who is the last person you texted?
im guessing my mom let me check
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phone froze
okay yeah my mom
21. How was your day today?
had family dinner that through no major fault of my family's i didn't want to go to. so i was kinda binchy abt that for a lot of the day but otherwise eh it was kinda mid. played animal crossing!
24. When was the last time you cried? Why? 
idk but ive been so fucking sad lately so it could've been sometime this week during a negative spiral
27. What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times?
Gideon the Ninth? Watchmen?
30. What are you looking forward to in the near future? 
making brownies for my friends bday it's today but i had family shit so hopefully that can be a tuesday or wednesday activity
33. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
CLOSEDDDDDDDDD unless the house is empty i don't always wear a shirt to bed
36. Do you like your middle name?
my early 20's name change was more motivated by the bit and i wish i'd gone with something else but it's okay, i just rarely mention it
39. Do you stay up late?
typically, unfortunately
42. Tag 5 of your favorite blogs
hhhhhh but then five people will feel obligated to read this okayok it's fineeeee @jargon-seeds, @salviasjezabel, @inthelandofthewildthings, @dolichomorph, and of course @xollos
45. Is there anyone you would die for? 
id die for my kitty
49. Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 
i'm a distrustful motherfucker so if you ask it like this my instinct is to say NOBODYYYYYY but like ive had to depend on other people for survival frequently
uhhhhh end of post here's something from my screenshots folder
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hearties-circus · 7 months
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A two for one special !
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styxms · 1 year
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stimboard for @greennjayy ‘s birthday!!
x x x / x x x / x x x
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