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loz-tearsofahomo · 2 years
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One thing that will never not be funny to me is that hawkmoth and zhongli have the same voice actor
Zhongli: FLY AWAY MY LITTLE AKUMA
Xiao: Bitch what did u just call me
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jellykinss · 7 months
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i heard we were making our ocs fucked up and evil for splatoween
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get oozed idiot
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zizygy · 1 year
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do you think hawkmoth would respect your pronouns?
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zekkopunks · 2 years
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eggpire ranboo has been posted to art fight >:D
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rosekasa · 3 months
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(slumber) partycrasher
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He’s finishing up on Rue de la République when he sees Ladybug on Alya’s balcony. His footsteps slow to a halt on the roof tile. It’s Sunday today, isn't it? Ladybug doesn't patrol on Sundays. Did something happen at Alya’s? He stops, reroutes, and heads over.
He gets closer, the lights bringing them further into focus. The two girls stand close together, huddled over Alya’s phone, murmuring quietly.
“Good evening, ladies,” he says as he lands.
The shriek that exits Ladybug echoes through the street.
He stands there, rigid, all the punny greetings he had planned effectively smacked out of his mouth. He has never heard Ladybug make that sound before. He didn't even know Ladybug was capable of making that sound. Even Alya seems taken aback, staring at her wide-eyed.
After five heavy seconds of silence, Ladybug comes back to life. “Um—!” she says. “Wow! Chat Noir! Hi! I wasn't expecting you to crash our slumber party!”
He blinks, still reeling from the scream. “...Slumber party?”
This time, it's Alya’s stupor that lifts. “Um— yep! Ladybug comes over every Sunday and we have a sleepover. Y’know, Ladyblogger-Ladybug bonding time.”
Huh. So that’s why she doesn't patrol on Sundays? He thought it was a civilian thing.
…She could've told him.
“Oh. Well.” He hopes his voice doesn't sound strained. “Don’t let me intrude.” He gives them both a smile, then leaps back onto the rooftops.
Neither of them say goodbye.
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He doesn't want to be petty, but why would Ladybug not tell him about the sleepovers? They’d agreed to keep superhero things completely transparent between each other. So is this not a superhero thing, then? Is Ladybug hanging out in costume with Alya Césaire more personal than hanging out with Chat Noir?
He huffs, eyes snapping over to the light on Alya’s balcony. He has a right to bring this up, surely. He's her partner.
Ladybug is alone, this time, but the glass door is open. She has a blanket over her shoulders, a fox-printed mug in her hand, the light of Alya’s phone illuminating her face, eyes glued to the screen.
Remembering her reaction from the last time, he steps onto the balcony a little gentler from behind her. “Hey—”
“They're making out on a fire escape.”
He chokes on his spit, grappling for purchase at the balcony door. “I— I’m sorry?”
Ladybug whips around, the blanket flying onto the floor. At least she doesn't scream again. But the look in her eye is somehow even more concerning.
Behind him, a toilet flushes, and padded footsteps draw near. “Did you get to the part where he books a hotel—” She cuts herself off with a gasp. “...Chat Noir. Hi.”
The three of them stand together silently, in their awkward vertical line, for what feels like a full minute.
This was such a stupid idea. What’s wrong with him, accosting his partner on her days off? It’s not his business how she spends that, nor who she spends it with. Unlike him, she’s not wasting all her time thinking about their partnership. Maybe he just needs to get a life.
“Sorry for crashing— again,” he quickly says. He takes a couple of steps back to the railing, turning to face both of them. “I— uh, thought there was an akuma down the road and wanted to tell you but, uh, looks like it's just a tree.” He laughs nervously, grabbing around for his baton. “I’ll be off, then.”
“Wait— are you sure—” Ladybug starts.
There’s sympathy in her eyes. His breath hitches.
“Yes!” he says. As he steps away from her again, his baton slips from his hand. “Sorry, I’ll just text next time.”
Alya pipes up from behind him. “Chat, you’re always welcome to stay—”
“No, seriously, I, like, am allergic to sleepovers. I break out into hives.”
Ladybug furrows her brow. “I don't think that's true.”
“My medical history is very complicated.” Finally retrieving his baton, he opens it and turns to the skyline. “Well, bye!”
Ladybug makes a small, aborted sound of protest. But then as she reaches to stop him, her grip on Alya’s phone slips.
She screams. Alya screams. Chat Noir wonders whether this is what they're practicing together every Sunday.
Still balanced on his baton, he grabs the phone midair, holding it up over the safety of the balcony.
Automatically, his eyes fall on the screen.
Ladybug moans as Chat Noir kisses down her neck. He lifts her onto the fire escape, pulling her legs around him, lifting his head to press a hot, wet, kiss to her—
Alya snatches the phone from his hand. “Thanks.”
Ladybug’s face is crimson, hands tight around her mug.
Chat Noir looks from Ladybug, to Alya, to the phone. Her screen is still on. He looks away before he catches any more words.
He clears his throat. “W-Well, I should, uh, get off, then. I mean—!” He holds up his hands. “Be off! This balcony! And back home! Um— you should read— I mean, um, use your phone indoors just in case. Bye!”
He never does get around to asking about their slumber parties.
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Conspiracy theory time, what if Crowley’s in the attic right before each student overblots and he monologues about how he’s gonna take advantage of their negative emotions and Akumatize them (miraculous ladybug reference if you don’t know)
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Omg, Dire Crowley is Hawk Moth confirmed???? 😭 No wonder why he’s so useless/j
I can see him now… Standing in his office that oversees NRC campus, peeking out through a window… forming a shadowy, violet-veined bird (instead of a moth) in his hands and sending it out into the world…
“Fly away my little Akuma, and Evilize him!”
There’s many fan theories about how Crowley is intentionally triggering the OBs and then turning a blind eye to them, but I think this one is the silliest and therefore my favorite interpretation/j I’ve heard so far www
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lazy-polaroid · 8 months
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Ayayay I'm your little butterfly
Little edit to my "Miraculous" collection (I also had an edit of Reece with the fox, but I purely by accident deleted it)
"Fly away, my little Akuma" just imagine it with his voice >\\\<
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sad-emo-dip-dye · 3 months
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First time I ever heard moris voice all I could think was FLY AWAY MY LITTLE AKUMA! EVILIZE HER!
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msweebyness · 5 months
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Akuma Class: NFL Edition
Inspired by this Post: Football, from Artzy. The Science class watches the Akuma Class' pregame...'warm-ups'. Enjoy! @imsparky2002 @artzychic27
(The science class enters the facility where they'll be playing the Akuma Class for a game of American Football, feeling pretty confident.)
Kim: (Holding a heavy-duty tackling dummy) C'MON, MARI! WHO'S THE BADDEST AROUND?!
Marinette: I AM!
Kim: WHO'S GONNA KICK ALL THE ASS AND MAKE THIS FIELD HER BITCH?!
Marinette: I AM!!! RAAAAAAGH!!! (Charges at the tackling dummy, sending it flying clear across the field)
*A few meters away, Chloe and Adrien are crouched in ready positions as Sabrina and Nino hold tackling dummies, one with a picture of Gabriel taped over the face and the other with a picture of Audrey.*
Nino: Ready....GO!
Adrien: *Rage Scream, runs at the Gabriel dummy, slamming it to the ground so hard that somehow...it doesn't bounce back up*
Chloe: FUCK YEEEEAH! *Leaps and bulldozes the Audrey dummy, ripping its head off with a maniacal laugh*
*Meanwhile....*
Mylene: C'MON, BABY, THIS IS NOTHING! YOU SHOW THEM MY GRIZZLY BEAR AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH!
*She shouts as Ivan is pulling two of those little cars that carry equipment across the field with a harness around his torso, growling as if he were indeed a bear*
*And over here*
Nathaniel: FUCK YES! HIT ME AGAIN, ALIX!!!
*The girl in question sends another tackling dummy in the opposing team's colors at him, which the redhead somehow shatters with a headbutt*
Nathaniel: *Victory Roar*
Science Kids: .....
Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!
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MIRACULOUS LADYBUG (POKEMON TEAM)
I know this has been done plenty of times, but this is my take on what team they would have in a crossover.
Here's what I could think of for now.
Marinette Dupain-cheng//Ladybug
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Fidough and Slurpuff are good helpers in the bakery.
Fidough's ♂ yeasty breath definitely helps with the dough making. It once tripped over his little feet while balancing a tray of Croissants. He cried over the spilled pastries on the floor as Marinette assures him that it's okay and it's not his fault. The leftovers it carries, are the extra pastries from the bakery.
Slurpuff ♀ was given to her as a gift by her parents years back, back when it was little Swirlix. This sweetie has a big appetite, and living in a bakery is a challenge, as she will do whatever it takes to gobble up the bags of sugar, candy decorations, and cookies! Mr. & Mrs Dupain-cheng had to secure the bags of sugar at a 'Slurpuff proof' room.
Tarountula ♀ is her No.12 helper with her sewing, knitting, and crochet projects. This pokemon's silk is a strong as steel, which she uses to make sturdy clothing. The scarf Marinette made for Adrien was made of Tarountula's silk.
Ledian, Sylveon, Tinkatink are her pokemon as Ladybug.
Ledian ♀, of course, is her ace. This pokemon is very quick, her acrobatics quickly subdues flying Akumas. Ledian often quarrels with Tikki, as Ledian has zero tolerance of Chloe's torment whilst Tikki would prefer to give hands off advice when dealing with the blonde. Another reason why the two butt heads is due to who gets the last cookie on snack breaks.
Tinkatink's ♀ pickpocket ability, is perfect at snatching akumatized objects. downside of her ability is that she tends to steal from Marinette's classmates (ex. cellphones). What's even harder is getting the item back from Tinkatink. It will use its baby-doll eyes to get its way.
Marinette met Sylveon ♂ when it was just an Eevee. She found him all alone in a beat up cardboard box at an alleyway after an akuma attack, right after she detransformed. The little guy was lonely and hungry. She immediately took him in and brought him home. Whenever Marinette is down in the dumps, Sylveon will caress her with his ribbons, sweeping away her tears and sadness.
Adrien Agreste//Chat Noir
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Meowth ♂ is his first pokemon, gifted to him by his mom at his 10th birthday. Meowth thinks he's the king of the mansion (like most cats do) and is very needy. He demands cuddles when only HE wants it and his favorite sleeping spot is Adrien's face at night (Adrien's fear is death by fluff suffocation). Sometimes Adrien wonders who is the owner, him or Meowth? Easily breakable things are no longer allowed in Adrien's room due to this little guy's hobby of knocking things off places.
Adrien met Cubone ♂ during his grieving period of his Mother's passing. He was visiting the graves of his Mother's pokemon at the Pokemon Tower, when he spotted Cubone wailing on a grave. He assumed it was its mother's. He consoled Cubone as he tells it that he knows what its like to lose a mother. He visited Cubone at the Pokemon Tower for sometime until the pokemon decided to come home with him.
He caught Skitty ♀ during one of his photoshoots. He spotted the little kitty during his break time, going through his snacks that he bought at The Dupain-Cheng's. She left only one little bite of biscuit. He immediately fell for her charms and she reminds him of his everyday ladybug. He caught her on a premier ball and gave her the nickname 'Marie'.
Meowscarada, Servine, and Umbreon are his pokemon as Chat Noir.
Adrien got Meowscarada ♂ when it was a Floragato on his first day as Chat Noir. His ace pokemon. Meowscarada/Florgato has a serious nature, and one of his jobs is to remind Chat Noir when to take things seriously in battle. This pokemon has also pulled Chat Noir away from flirting at Ladybug many times (Think of it like the Brock treatment at pokemon lol)
Umbreon ♀ was the second pokemon he got as Chat Noir. He met her during his nightly patrols. Chat Noir heard news about an akuma causing trouble at the inner corners of the city, turns out it was just Umbreon putting a curse on someone who disturbed it. He fought the Umbreon and quickly caught it with a Ultra Ball. It took a few months to fully trust Adrien. Preferring to hide under Adrien's bed, dark corners, and sofa. Only coming out when there is food for her left out. Once she fully trusts him, she has become fiercely loyal and protective. Adrien has to hide her from his father, as Umbreon have a huge dislike for Mr. Agreste.
Servine ♂ is a nod to his time as Aspik (but he tells Ladybug its of his time as Snake Noir) and was given to him by Master Fu. Master Fu learns of what Adrien went through during Desparada, and gave him Servine to help cope with his losses (all those memories of losing ladybug was too much) and as a thank you for his hard work. Despite its prideful and snobby look, Servine is very sweet and loving. He is the first there when Adrien wakes up from a nightmare to comfort him. Adrien had to keep Servine away from his father as Servine once used Grass knot to trip Gabriel, send the man tumbling down the grand staircase.
Kagami Tsurugi//Ryuko
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Escavalier ♂ was a gift from her mother when she won a major fencing match against a rival family. She trained with Escavalier all the time. Sometimes too much, thankfully Escavalier reminds Kagami to take breaks.
Kagami caught Sirfetch'd ♂ during her time at England. She was training with Escavalier at the wild area when Sirfetch'd came out to the clearing, challenging the two to a duel. Kagami and Escavalier fought Sirfetch'd for hours. When Sirfetch'd was tired out and admitted defeat, the pokemon presented its desire to be her partner pokemon. Kagami caught Sirfetch'd in a Timer Ball.
Felix gifted Kagami the Applin ♀ on their 3rd date, as a symbol of his love for her. They consider Applin as their 'baby' and have spoiled the little one rotten. The two are still debating on what type of apple to give it. Felix suggests Sweet apple so it will turn into an adorable Appletun, whilst Kagami prefer Syrupy apple so it will turn into a strong Dripplin then eventually a Hydrapple.
Garchomp, Noivern, and Hakamo-o are her pokemon as Ryuko.
Noivern ♀ is her ace and she would ride it to battle. Noivern is a bit playful but knows to be serious on battle. Noivern likes to give Ryuko soft forehead bumps when it feels affectionate. Ryuko tries to keep a straight face when Noivern does this. She tries.
Garchomp ♀ is the most competitive of her team. The pokemon is always itching for a battle and will come out of its pokeball before its team. Garchomp does not care who it faces, be it a pokemon or person, will not hesitate to strike them with its Dragon claw.
Hakamo-o ♀ is the tank of the team. Hakamo-o is the most noble of the team, as it puts the team and Ryuko ahead before it. With its bulletproof ability, Hakamo-o will use itself as a shield to protect Ryuko from attacks and even other allies. Because of this, its counter move is a guarantee One-hit KO.
Felix Fathom Graham De Vanily//Argos
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Felix had Meowth ♂ when he was a child. He was hiding from the maids at the kitchen when he sees something rummaging through the groceries. In the groceries he found the wild Meowth. He gave meowth a pecha and the two quickly became friends. His mother, Amelie, is a bit hesitant of Meowth at first. preferring the Kanto Meowth better but quickly caved when she sees how happy her son is.
Sinistea ♂ was found on the Antique store that Felix and his mother frequented. The shop owner's Poltergeist had a clutch of Sinisteas and decided to give one to the De Vanilys as a thank you for their business. Sinistea immediately took a shine to Felix and follows him around. It likes to prank the residents of the Graham De Vanily estate, usually pretending to be nice cup of tea on the table and then giving the victim a fright.
Felix met Hatenna ♀ at the gardens of his family's estate. He went there to clear of his mind, after having an argument with his father. There he spotted Hatenna, lying on the ground exhausted from sensing all of the negative emotions from him. He realized this and apologized to the pokemon. He brought it back to his room and nursed it to health.
He doesn't like pokeballs and all of his pokemon are wild. He relented to put them in luxury balls when his mother warned him that someone might catch his pokemon behind his back. He keeps them out of their balls though.
Quaquaval, Dracovish and Yamper are his pokemon as Argos.
Quaquaval ♂ became his ace when he became Argos. It was a Quaxly when he first got it. It is very extravagant and thrives attention, which Mrs. De Vanily gladly gives whenever.
Felix obtained Dracovish when he went to the museum with his mother. He snuck into the fossil lab and swiped two fossils from an intern. He presented the fossils as his own to the scientist in charge of the Fossil Revival Machine (I dont remember if the machine has a canon name. so im going with this).
Yamper ♂ is a nod to his time as Flairmidable. Yamper's sand attack helps the team to get away in tricky situations along with its digging to create secret passageways for Argos.
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baylie-marie822 · 6 months
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Like father like son.
Rewatching Puppetter II and when Hawky is gonna release the akuma, he straight up says:
"A little girl who feels all alone. Children cannot be disregarded. Well she can count on me to give her my full attention." *enter butterfly transformation sequence that happens EVERY SINGLE TIME THE SAME NOISE EVERYTHING.* (side note: if i ever hear that noise elsewhere, I am immediately gonna throw my hands up and tell hawkmoth to come out of the shadows) "Fly away, my little akuma, and prey on her despair!"
So my dude can feel this little girl's disappointment at having no one to play with her, being ignored by those taking care of her, and then says he'll give her his full attention.
Gabriel Agreste can spare a whole 20 minutes to spend with a little girl he doesn't know to try and attack two teenagers who's jewelry will give him whatever he wants, even if it means losing everything else around him.
But he can't spare 2 minutes to listen to his son tell him about this really cool photoshoot he had that he wants to tell his father about. He turns his son away, giving him no friends, ignoring him, and is then SURPRISED when he starts acting up and rebelling, like running away from home to go to SCHOOL. OF ALL THINGS.
I know we joke about Adrien being the oblivious one in the fandom, but my gosh he comes by it honestly at this point.
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featherskiesblog · 6 months
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chat noir / adrien agreste x fem! reader ( Prologue )
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NIGHT SPIRIT ( PROLOGUE )
   IT WAS NEARING MIDNIGHT when it happened - a occurrence that changed her entire life permanently. Nothing but the hazy sounds of traffic could be heard in the dimly-lit neighborhood, the tall lamps on the sidewalk providing little comfort against the dark. Footfalls could be heed, the clicking of heels against the pavement echoing across the empty street.
A young woman was walking down the road with the purpose and wrath of the Gods. Her styled [colour] hair swayed slightly along the breeze, and her [colour] eyes blazed with rage found only from the wronged. She was beautiful and vibrant with her favourite glamorous makeup on, wearing her black square-necked flared mini dress, and adoring her pure golden jewellery and black short stilettos.
However, what stood out the most were the tears running down her face, ruining the perfect image she tried so much to uphold.
Never again.
Never again, she repeated as she wiped away her tears with the tiniest flick of her finger. Her posture relaxed, breathing in and out while trying to calm down her rapidly racing heart.
'Get a grip on yourself, [Name]. Assholes are going to be assholes. Bitches are going to be bitches. You're not going to shed any more tears for people who don't want you.'
It was easier said that done, obviously. Her heart had already taken enough damage already for the day - maybe even for the entire year. She was just done; she was done being nice to everyone while being treated like shit. She was done laughing falsely at jabs and 'jokes' on her person because if she frowned or found them offensive, she would be considered 'sensitive.' She was done with caring and concerning herself about who accepts her and who's not. She was absolutely done!
She had dressed up for a night out with her so-called friends. It was her eighteenth birthday today, something that was supposed to be a happy occasion, but everything was ruined - by her nevertheless. It was ironic really; she self-sabotaged her own party and then had the audacity to ditch them.
'Whatever,' She thought bitterly. 'I shouldn't have made plans with them anyways. It's my fault for making that mistake.'
Her quick steps slowed down, and the young woman stopped in her tracks at the middle of the road. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, her nails clenching against the leather of her mini purse while her mind was in turmoil. The tears stopped coming few moments ago; her eyes now feeling dry against the cold night air of Paris. Though despite the goosebumps rising that made her shiver, she welcomed the chilly gentle wind across her feverish warm skin - like an old friend that came to comfort her.
It was quiet, she realised after the beating of her heartbeat. Way too quiet for her own liking. The goosebumps this time had nothing to do with the crispy weather, it was her instincts telling her to run. Her breath hitched on her throat, and her eyes flew open just do see a dark butterfly flying towards her. She blinked at first, before her vision cleared and she could see the neon purple cracks across the feathers.
She froze as it touched her necklace - her mother's necklace! - and before she knew it, it absorbed itself into the diamond. A gasp escaped out of her lips as dark clouds surrounded her body.
'A akuma,' She could feel her eyes widening at the aspect that she will get akumatized. She will-
No.
No.
Pure rage filled her veins as everything came back to her. The way her former friends laughed behind sneers, how she was being called dramatic because she didn't support verbal bullying, how she protested against their vile comments about a overweight classmate, how she reprimanded her male friends when they objectified her female friends from school. She was called dramatic, party killer, way-too-serious, too self-righteous, mighty-thee and all [Name] wanted to do was to wipe those sneers out of their face.
But right now she was livid at the one who thought it would be easy to manipulate her into doing his evil deeds. Her glare was icy cold as the Hawkmoth symbol appeared on her eyes like a mask, the purple light illuminating her face vividly thanks to the dark surroundings.
"You were wronged terribly by those you trusted the most weren't you, Ballister?"
The voice was androgynous and almost elegant, eloquent with the sentences he uttered. A certain calm before the storm, deceitful in means to hide the malice behind words of flowers.
"Even if I was, that doesn't give you any right to take advantage of my situation," She spat, and the butterfly symbol upon her face started faltering, as if her words had caused it's system to get short-circuited. The cloud around her shrunk in size, looking almost fearful at the prospect of her being.
     "What is this-?!"
She grabbed into her late mother's necklace - clutching it tightly within her fist, and glared hatefully at the abyss around her. "Get the fuck out of my head!"
The diamond on her hand started vibrating, and cracks formed across the transparent jewel. Slowly through them, the akuma flew out shakily and fell to the ground, it's wings flapping rapidly in panic. Before it could fly away however, it was crushed down the pavement and stomped on by a pair of black stilettos, and the small beautiful yet dangerous winged insect was no more - for the dark energy around it started vaporizing, leaving behind a pitiful white dead butterfly in it's wake.
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author's note:
Next Chapter → Chapter 01
hello! welcome to my first miraculous fanfiction. i hope you liked the prologue and the first appearance of y/n ‹3
before we really start, please note that this is set at high school / college years. this means that ladybug and chat noir have been out in the public for more than 4 years.
this is going to be slow burn and chemistry building, along with world building, character developments, and entire new situations. there are going to be canon episodes and akumatized villains in the story however.
please note that while the main character is y/n, she might not behave like you. view this story as a RPG romance game, where the character you play has it's own personality already, but they're named after what you named them. either ways, it would be fun to know what you would do in her situations.
this will not only be focused on adrien and y/n - i don't like to make it a one dimensional story just for the main couple. i would like to explore y/n's background and her other relationships, along with other characters because believe it or not, they actually live outside of the main heroes little bubble.
there are going to be some triggering themes such as murder, suicide, traumatic events, etc. i will be putting a warning on the begining of the chapter, so if something triggers you, please skip it. your mental state has a much bigger importance and i don't want you to force yourself on reading them. 🫵🏼
that's all for now, thank you all for checking me out ;)
- fae.
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artzychic27 · 10 months
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Total Drama AU
Alec: This... Is Total Drama Island! I have gathered thirty teenagers looking for their fifteen minutes of fame for a chance to compete in many grueling challenges, all for the chance to win the grand prize of one million euros! Many will succeed, many will fail and get sent home in the Loser Chute until there's one left standing! Who will get sent home in shame? And who will go home with all this cash? *Holds up a suitcase full of money... Only for it to get swept away by the strong gust of the blades of a helicopter flying overhead* ... Shit... Find out right here! Right now! On Total! Drama! Island!
*Conmercial Break*
Alec: Welcome to Total Drama Island! It’s time for you to meet our contestants! First up are the residents of the infamous Akuma Class! All but two of them have been akumatized! First is plucky hopeful fashion designer, Marinette Dupain-Cheng!
Marinette: Do I have to jump out- *Chef pushes her out the helicopter* AAH!
Alec: Fashion model/all around nice guy, Adrien Agreste!
Adrien: *Jumps out of the helicopter* SUCK IT, DAD!
Alec: Super hero super fan! Alya Césaire!
Alya: Wait! I gotta protect my phone! *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* NOOO!!
Alec: The mellow deejay, Nino Lahiffe!
Nino: *Holding onto to Chef* I don’t wanna die, man! *Gets grabbed by the back of his shirt and tossed out of the helicopter* I WANNA LIVE!
Alec: Prissy little dictator, Chloé Bourgeois!
Chloé: This wasn’t in the contract, you jerk! *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* SABRINA!
Alec: And her assistant, Sabrina Raincomprix!
Sabrina: I’m coming, Chloé! *Jumps after Chloé* Wait! Why is that my title?!
Alec: The emo side of Tumblr, it’s Nathaniel Kurtzberg!
Nathaniel: *Gripping onto the sides of the doorframe as Chef tries to push him out* YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! I DON’T WANNA!
Alix: Watch your ass, Nath!
Nathaniel: Alix, NO! *Alix pushes him out and jumps after him*
Alec: And roller skating powerhouse, Alix Kubdel! Next it’s everyone’s favorite Himbo, Le Chein Kim!
Kim: I’ll show you guys how to dive like a boss! *Prepares to swan dive, only for Chef to push him out* DAMNIT!
Alec: Science wiz, Max Kanté!
Max: *As he’s falling* This has to be illegal!
Alec: Lovable sunshine girl, Rose Lavillant!
Rose: *Doing aerial spin as she falls* I’m flying!
Alec: Dark and brooding queen of darkness, Juleka Couffaine!
Juleka: *Falling without a care* I’m not brooding.
Alec: Tough guy with a heart of gold, Ivan Bruel!
Ivan: Myléne! Hold onto me!
Alec: And his mousy girlfriend, Myléne Hapréle!
Myléne: Why did I agree to this?!
Alec: What a bunch of weirdos, right?! Next up is the class with only three akumatized students! We’ve got future author, Marc Anciel!
Marc: *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* THIS CAN’T BE SAFE!
Alec: Aspiring actor, Jean Duparc!
Jean: *Backflips out of the helicopter* This is how you make an entrance!
Alec: Little Miss Perfect, Aurore Beaureal!
Aurore: I HATE YOU, ALEC! *Jumps out of the helicopter and slows down her descent with her parasol*
Alec: You too! And the girl in her shadow, Mireille Caquet!
Mireille: SHUT UP! *Jumps out of the helicopter*
Alec: The lesbian your parents warned you about, Reshma Leghari!
Reshma: Was that necess- *Gets pushed out of the helicopterI AAH!
Alec: Tough Shorty, Ismael Prisk!
Ismael: *Flips Chef off on his way down* FUCK YEAH!
Alec: Pacifist Bodybuilder, Denise Cabello!
Denise: You suck, Alec! *Jumps out of the helicopter*
Alec: Tech nerd, Simon O’Connor!
Simon: *Chef throws him out of the helicopter* Denise! Avenge me!
Alec: Spunky Black Sheep, Cosette Bellamy!
Cosette: *Kicks Chef in the shins* SUCK IT! *Takes Zoé’s hand and they jump out of the helicopter together* YEAH!
Alec: And the King of New York, Zoé Lee! Right after them, Lacey Greene!… Who is scaling out of the helicopter. Great.
Lacey: What? You gotta stand out if you wanna win this thing!
Alec: Well, if that’s all-
Vivica: Ahem!
Alec: Oh, right. Vivica… I forgot her last name, but she’s a musician.
Vivica: Ugh. *Jumps out the helicopter*
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spacedoutcowgirl · 7 months
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hawk moth akumatizing poeple to make them like his ratio of ladybug send tweet
“FLY AWAY MY LITTLE AKUMA AND RATIO THAT POLKA DOT NUISANCE”
and he still wouldn’t get verified 😭
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Villains Little Bug: Team Struggle
Hi It’s me I was supposed to have this out 2 weeks ago but I got busy so it’s here now. IF and this is a big IF I continue this it will be very slow updates. I still haven’t really jumped back into this fandom. anyway please enjoy!
 Back in Paris
A few days after Marinette had moved the Akuma class was having a party to celebrate on of Lila’s many achievements. “Wow girl i never would have thought that you managed to help bring fresh water for those in need” exclaims Alya. Lila nods and replies “oh of course I did i could never let someone in need go unhelped” 
Lila then walks up to Adrien and puts her arms around one of his and begins to speak "Adrien I was wondering if you wanted to hang out later today maybe after a photo shoot?” Adrien tries to gently shake off Lila and tells Her “no Lila I'm sorry I can’t today after the photo shoots my father wants me home immediately” Lila still having a grip on Adrien, frowns “are you sure I can try to call my mom and see if she can contact your dad and-” Adrien interrupts her and pulls away harshly “I’m really sorry Lila I really can’t maybe another time okay” as he walks away.
The class suddenly gets quiet as everyone starts to stare at Lila and as she sees everyone looking at her she makes her eyes fill with tears as she speaks pathetically “ I’m sorry Adrien I didn’t realize I was being a bother to you.” Lila then rushes outside of the classroom. Adrien immediately realizing what he’s done rushes to catch her in an attempt to prevent her from getting Akumatized. he rushes to a stop and he thinks ‘If I let her get Akumatized I can see my lady!’
Next thing he knows is that there is an explosion and the school shakes. Adrien Quickly hides and transforms running toward the explosion he sees Lila Now Volpina as she exclaims “Adrien I'm gonna find you!” Chat Noir chuckles and just as he’s about to rush in and attack a melody is heard and it catches the attention of both Volpina and Chat Noir they turn and see Viperion as he then runs and leaps at Volpina and manages to hit her before she can get away.
Chat Noir shaking off his surprise jumps into the fray “you know we did this out of order pretty sure I was supposed to go first so I could say-” Viperion interrupts him “ Look what the cat dragged in yes I know can we please focus on taking down the Akuma?” Chat a little miffed nods and says “ we need to distract her until Milady comes to help us.” Volpina takes this chance to begin attacking both Heroes and they dodge her attacks Viperion looks at him confused and says “ didn’t ladybug tell you she wasn’t going to fight anymore in an attempt to keep the miraculous safe?”
Chat rolls his eyes dodging another attack “well yeah but I figured she wasn’t serious” He then jumps to get behind Volpina and swings at her back. as she moves out of the way her face lights up with hawkmoths symbol and she says “look for ladybug? no way I can take Chat Noirs Miraculous first” she then turns around to hit Chat with her flute and connects with his face. he flips over and ends up falling behind Viperion.
Viperion then takes up a defensive stance and raises his hand in a ‘come at me’ motion Volpina rushes toward them and just as she gets close Viperion grabs her flute from her hand and knocks her out with it. He then breaks the flute in half and a portal opens up and ladybugs yoyo is seen catching the akuma then it disappears in to the portal a few seconds later ladybugs can be seen flying out of the portal along with a butterfly then as suddenly as the portal appeared it vanishes.
Viperion Looks at Chat Noir and tells him “you can handle talking to the victim right? I have five minutes left before I transform back.” Chat Noir looking insulted nods and watches Viperion leave. he then turns to Lila and helps her up. “are you okay?” Lila turns to him and bursts into tears “ no! I tried really hard not get Akumatized and I failed, I don’t want to be sensitive but I can’t help it!” Chat Noir gives her reluctant brief hug and points out her friends to her Alya runs to her side and takes over comforting Lila. Chat takes it as a sign to leave and he does. he has a guardian to see anyway.
okay so a little reminder that if I am going to continue this the updates are going to be slow. Maybe they might get uploaded faster in the semi far future but not anytime soon having said that I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter 
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marigami-ml · 1 year
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Hawkmoth: Ah yes, young love. How unfortunate poor Kagami is, to see the object of her affections kiss another. This negative emotion is just what I need to finally defeat Ladybug and Chat Noir. Fly away my little akuma and evilize he-
Hawkmoth: ...
Hawkmoth: Why the fuck is she looking at me?
Hawkmoth: ...
Hawkmoth: Hold the fuck up, can she see me?
Hawkmoth: Is it just me, or is she getting bigger?
Hawkmoth: Fuck. Nathalie, please help me she's coming for me.
Hawkmoth: Nathalie she's going to beat me up.
Hawkmoth: Nathalie.
Hawkmoth: Nathalie please. Help me.
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