Still in fusionfall hell, this time more Dexter

I know I’m not alone in saying that I like ff Dexter’s design, what a glow up for the kid with the simplest outfit ever

I don't get into shipping wars but sometimes I see the most dumbass comments and even art shitting on my pairing and I'm like...

real mush face hours

had an idea rolling around in my head for the last few days this is,, mostly joking but lmao who knows, maybe someone is already doing this too maybe someone had the big brain before me

imagine if someone like,, fuckin made a Bob ukagaka ghost or a shimeji, something along those lines (I think a ukagaka ghost can do a HELL of a lot more than a shimeji tho) just a big ol lad runnin around on your desktop, giving you questionable did you know facts, just a lad you can chill with

...of course anyone could add some proper spooky stuff ...ya know, as a treat lmao idk what it’d be but just make him a l i l scary, spice it up hfjkdljfdsk idk I just had that idea for awhile

just a funny lil guy,, running around causing chaos n mischief on your desktop,, giving you some spooky facts, doin spooky stuff, etc

i got attached to a side design in dexters laboratory. i like him. this is all

My current thoughts on what I used to ship when I was younger watching eah.

Hopper/Briar: I was absolutely obsessed with them when I was younger. Why??? They had no chemistry. Bribelle superiority.

Dexter/Raven: I shipped them but I wasn’t a big fan of them… now I love them. The bi4bi loser bf x cool loser gf swifties have my heart.

Daring/Lizzy: YES. I WAS SO REAL FOR THIS. THEYRE STILL MY FAV. Also in my diaries when I was younger I essentially wrote fanfiction. I know that I wrote some Dizzie but I can’t find it ://

Faybelle/Heath Burns: literally so random. Idk where I got this from. In one of the ‘fanfictions’ in my diaries that I wrote I did write a mh/eah cross over and I’m pretty sure it had them in it.

Alistair/Bunny: yeah I still like it. They’re pretty boring. I wish that the curse affected them. Like made them crazy in an evil way. Because that would be interesting.

Chase/Darling: I LOVED THEM SM. believe it or not I also wrote a ff in my diary about them. It’s the only one of the fanfics that I’ve found. I think they had a really interesting dynamic and I would rewatch way too wonderland just for them. I still really like them it’s just… dappling takes the cake.

Do you have any thoughts on dexters lab? More specifically Dexter, Dee Dee, and Mandark in Fusionfall? (I absolutely ADORE your Fusionfall art BTW)

loved it as a kid, i still randomly quote that one phrase (you know it) till this day. FF!versions are very cute, tho i do desperetly wish they gave Mandark some pants

cause like Dexter and DeeDee got some glow ups while Mandark is stuck with suspenders and tiny shorts (nothing wrong with his signature look but just wish for some variety i guess xD)

and thank you! i might be late to FF party but im having fun ;)

Grailfinders #317: Okita Souji Saber Alter

congratulations on surviving to summer, everyone! today on Grailfinders we’re starting off our summer right with Okita Souji Alter (Saber)! is she even really an alter at this point? whatever! she’s still a Horizon Walker Ranger to cut through space and time, but we also have to pick up Rengoku from daycare! Echo Knight was tempting, though they don’t really fight separately, and while he is a sentient sword, I feel a little warlock’d out… let’s go Strength Cleric instead. I promise this will make sense as we go. probably.

check out their build breakdown below the cut, or their character sheet here!

next up: GODDAMN HOT

Race and Background

second time, same stuff. Okita is still a Custom Race, custom designed to fight in a single battle. and to hang out on the beach, I guess. she’s also still a Far Traveler. all that together gives her +2 Dexterity, some Darkvision to nae-nae on her regular saber self, and proficiency with Insight and Perception. she also gets the Mobile feat for free, giving you an extra 10 of movement per turn, the ability to ignore difficult terrain while dashing, and you prevent opportunity attacks from creatures you’ve tried to attack this turn. this Okita actually wears armor this go around, so we couldn’t really get the monk speed boost again- that makes every inch of extra movement we get all the more important.

Ability Scores

your highest score should be in Wisdom. counter guardians have usually spent a little time in the future, so you have more information than most servants. normally that would be high intelligence, but really the difference between intelligence and wisdom are negligible and we need the latter wayyy more. after that, Dexterity. even though you wear “armor” now, it only covers half your body, so dodging is always in vogue. third is Charisma. you’re like three different flavors of warlock, even if we’re not getting levels from it. plus, you have a kid now, kids are cute. after that is Constitution. you’re mostly here to be a looper, but you’re less sickly than Okita. not that that’s saying much. that means our Strength isn’t great- don’t worry, we’ll get something to make it worthwhile later- and we’re dumping Intelligence. you’re pretty spacey, and while that would normally be wisdom, we need that for more than multiclassing this time around.

Class Levels

1. Ranger 1: starting as a ranger gets you proficiency in two saves as well as three skills, one more than usual. your Strength and Dexterity saves are great, as are your Athletics checks to run faster, Stealth Checks to move invisibly, and your Investigation checks to figure out who the hell you’re fighting. most times FGO characters are pretty forthright with their true names, but that’s no reason to rest on your laurels.

first level rangers can also pick out a Favored Foe when you attack them, marking the enemy for a minute and dealing extra damage once a turn when you attack them. you can do this proficiency times per day, and the damage increases as you level up. I’d call this “worse hunter’s mark”, but it does free up spell slots. and is worse.

you’re also Canny with Athletics now, so that’s a double proficiency bonus on all your checks. at least you won’t fall on your face while running at mach 10.

2. Ranger 2:second level rangers pick their Fighting Style, and Dueling will improve your shortsword’s damage so it’s more Rengoku-y. we’re not going for a longsword this time since we can’t monk it into a finesse weapon, and also because we need our hand free for Rengoku. who is also holding a sword in their hand. Honestly two weapon fighting wouldn’t be a bad pick either.

anyways, you also get Spells this level, which you cast using your Wisdom. Hunter’s Mark adds extra damage to all your weapon attacks against a specific target, and hits harder than FF, and can be swapped to another enemy if the first dies before the spell does. the downside is it will eat up your bonus action a lot of the time. if you’d rather only worry about hitting once and still getting that d6 of damage every turn, you can use a Searing Smite, spicing up your sword and dealing fire damage on a hit, plus an additional d6 of fire each turn the target fails a constitution save or doesn’t use its action to put itself out.

3. Ranger 3: at third level your Primeval Awareness gives you knowledge about whether or not there are any weird creatures nearby by spending a spell slot. it doesn’t tell you where they are, so it’s not that great, but Okita can’t talk to dogs, I think.

on the plus side, she also becomes a Horizon Walker, giving her a bunch of extra spells to make up for it thanks to her Horizon Walker Magic. right now you get Protection from Evil and Good for free to defend against higher-tier servants, but more will come as we go.

you can also Detect Portal once per short rest, telling you exactly where the nearest portal is in a mile around you. I guess a hole in reality is a lot easier to find than a dragon.

you’re also a Planar Warrior once again, letting you spend a bonus action to call your shot, turning your next attack against a specific creature into force damage, and dealing an extra d8 of damage to boot.

you also get one more first-level spell this level, so pick up Longstrider to stride even longer. it doesn’t even use concentration, so you that’s a worry-free extra 10 feet of movement for up to an hour.

4. Ranger 4: use your first Ability Score Improvement to round up your Wisdom score with the Resilient feat. this also makes you proficient with wisdom saves. that’s magic resistance, baby!

5. Ranger 5: speaking of magic, fifth level rangers learn second level spells. Misty Step is free, and it lets you move so fast it’s like you’re teleporting! (it’s because mechanically, you are) you can also turn Rengoku into a Magic Weapon now, adding +1 to their attack and damage rolls, plus sidestepping all those pesky resistances to nonmagical attacks.

but uh, we still haven’t gotten Rengoku yet, have we? the baby, I mean. let’s deal with that.

6. Cleric 1: calling the amassed survival instinct of humanity a god is probably a stretch, but Alaya’s cool enough that I’ll let it slide. after all, that’s where you get your Strength from, right?

as an Acolyte of Strength you have proficiency with heavy armor, as well as a free proficiency (Survival) and a free druid cantrip (Thunderclap). that’s all well and good, but we’re here more for the spell list. oh right, you get another Spell list, it still uses your Wisdom, check the PHB to see how many slots you have at a given point.

Guidance and Resistance will make you a little better than everyone else in either your skill checks or saves, while Light helps us get the special effects on your flashier attacks.

you also get some free first level spells. Divine Favor adds radiant damage to all your weapon attacks for a minute- it’s weaker than hunter’s mark, but if you’re fighting undead or just like, a ton of weak guys, this is easier to swap enemies on. if you’re going on defense, Shield of Faith can give you +2 AC for up to ten minutes, and you can even use it on allies. it’s hard to hit someone when a swaby (sword baby) is in the way.

you can also prepare spells of your choosing each time you wake up- Inflict Wounds is one of the fastest and simplest ways to turn spell slots into damage, especially at low levels.

7. Cleric 2: at level two, clerics can Channel Divinity once per short rest, picking between two different flavors- Turn Undead forces a wisdom save on undead creatures, making them run away. the real selling point here is your Feat of Strength, however. with this, you can add a +10 bonus to not only an Attack Roll, but any strength check or save as part of the roll. it’s a straight upgrade from the War cleric, though I admit war’s bonus action attack does admittedly map to rengoku better. if your DM doesn’t like Amonkhet or you just want a more vanilla d&d experience, war is a good substitute for strength.

8. Cleric 3: at third level you gain second level cleric spells, including your freebies Enhance Ability and Protection from Poison, two spells clerics already had. again, we’re here for the spells you can choose, like Augury to use some future info to your advantage, or Spiritual Weapon to let Rengoku run wild.

9. Cleric 4: use this next ASI to bump up your Dexterity for more defense and more accurate swordings. you can also use another cleric cantrip now, like Toll the Dead. I don’t particularly care for the flavor on this one, but you’re pretty offensively oriented, and tolling someone who is already injured deals damage, and that’s the name of your game. actually it’s Fate, but hush.

10. Cleric 5: at fifth level your turn undead turns into Destroy Undead, instantly killing any zombe of CR ½ or lower who gets got by your channel divinity. I haven’t seen Okita fight a zombie before, but maybe that’s why she wasn’t invited to the horror movie camp.

we also get third level spells this level including the ultimate mobility tool Haste. it doubles your movement speed, increases your AC, and buffs your dex saves, plus it gives you an extra action to smack stuff or dash. it’s good shit. sure, you need to take a turn off when it drops, but it’s summer! you should be relaxing anyway. you also get Protection from Energy for free, it’s not quite invincibility, but we’re working on it. you can also summon Spirit Guardians around you, dealing damage when its not your turn and slowing down foes. letting Rengoku off the leash is fun, but it’s probably a good idea to keep them close, yknow?

11. Ranger 6: at sixth level, your favored foe becomes stronger, so now it’s half as good as hunter’s mark! you’re also Roving, giving you another five feet of movement speed plus a climbing and swimming speed, perfect for summer!

12. Ranger 7: seventh level horizon walkers have an Ethereal Step, giving you one turn of Etherealness. for this turn you can move without worrying about the bounds of gravity, or anything else really. on the ethereal plane, only other ethereal things and people can affect you, allowing you to pass through walls for a turn. just be careful where you land, if you end your turn inside an object, you will take damage.

if you’d rather just make it look like you teleported, you can Pass Without Trace. this gives your whole party a massive boost to their stealth checks, and you don’t leave footprints anymore! it won’t help you move faster, but you’ll definitely be light on your feet!

13. Ranger 8: at eighth level you get another ASI, so become a War Caster. rangers don’t get a lot of spells, so getting advantage on concentration saves to keep your damage buffs up is huge. also, if you go the two-handed rengoku path you can now cast spells with both hands full of sword. on top of that, you can cast spells instead of making an attack of opportunity, as long as it only targets the triggering creature.

you also have Land’s Stride. now you can… ignore plants! and their difficult terrain. base ranger is so bad y’all I s2g

14. Ranger 9: moving on from that travesty, third level spells again! you get Haste for free yet again, but you can also cast Water Walk now. it’s a shame you can’t have both of these up at a time, but even with haste you can’t monk your way over water. it’s coolness vs. practicality, a tale as old as time.

15. Ranger 10: tenth level rangers are Tireless, so proficiency times a day you can gain temporary HP as an action, plus you heal from exhaustion on short rests now too! that’s nice, summer’s too short to sleep. so is Fall and winter tbh, and I have my doubts about spring… I am so tired.

anyway! you can also hide in Nature’s Veil as a bonus action, making you invisible for a round. it’s kind of like your skill 3, right? you can do this proficiency times per day, and it wont break when you attack, so I guess this is your noble phantasm! well, not quite yet, we still need…

16. Ranger 11: Distant Strike is your penultimate power from your subclass, allowing you to teleport before each attack you make as part of your attack action. additionally, if you attack two different creatures with your attack action, you get a third attack against a third creature.

you can also Conjure Barrage now. I don’t know why you can summon magic attacks in your third ascension, but dammit if it doesn’t look cool.

17. Ranger 12: use your final ASI to max out your Dexterity for the most ac and the most stabby stabbings you can stab.

18. Ranger 13: thirteenth level rangers get fourth level spells. Banishment is neat, it kind of fits in with the planet protector vibe you’ve got going, but the prize here is Guardian of Nature. with this spell, you can turn into one of two natural monsters. the great tree is nice, but we’re here entirely for the Primal Beast, which gives you a faster walking speed, increased darkvision, advantage on strength-based attacks so… whoops on that one, and you deal extra force damage on each melee hit, no marks required. it’s not a huge improvement over other spells you have, but it is all those spells put together.

19. Ranger 14: as a fourteenth level ranger your favored foes take a d8 of extra damage, and you can Vanish as a bonus action. it’s hiding, it’s just hiding. you also can’t be tracked by nonmagical means, but if your enemies are still using nonmagical means by level 19 your DM is doing something wrong.

20. Ranger 15: our final level comes with our final horizon walker goody, the Spectral Defense. whenever you take damage, you can react to gain resistance to that attack’s damage this turn. that’s how you can wear armor and still only have it cover your legs.

you also have Freedom of Movement now. I know you can already teleport, but that’s a once per day thing! with freedom of movement you can break through shackles easily while saving your big guns for later.

Pros and Cons

Pros:

much like the… can we really call Okita Alter the original here? the “original but not quite completely”, I guess, you’re pretty hard to hit, being able to teleport all over the place. add in your myriad of teleportations and invisibility, and just keeping a bead on you is near-impossible. you also have more ways to gain resistance to damage this time around, though missing out on evasion is pretty rough.

while you’re not a kensei monk anymore, you do still have access to some accurate attacks, thanks in part to your maxed out dexterity as well as your Feat of Strength. sure it only works on one hit, but so do most of your ranger damage will be in that one anyway- the extra attack is really there for consistency.

Rangers tend to do best when focusing on a single target, but you specialize in dealing damage in crowds, especially with cleric providing you Divine Favor to deal extra damage to everything instead of your chosen target. Moving from person to person also gives you even greater mobility than you already had!

Cons:

part of the reason we went cleric was to get your clunkier armor, but you don’t really have the strength to pull off anything that isn’t completely out-classed by your own dexterity. Cleric has plenty of other goodies to make up for it, but not being able to properly enter one of your ascensions is rough.

your spells are also middling at best, especially if you’re playing to character and mostly using the ranger ones. seriously, Conjure Barrage is entirely there to fill a quota. Cleric has an amazing spell list, but it doesn’t get used much here. if you’re playing at home, definitely feel free to branch out.

you’re a lot slower than the previous okitalter, and while more than sixty feet a turn is a little excessive in most situations, horizon walkers actually have a chance to use that speed effectively- Ethereal Step gives you a chance to fly for a turn, but every foot up or down costs two feet of movement. you’re still going to be faster than most of the party, but just barely.

Ok. I need a distraction before the pre-Fanfest buzz makes my brain vibrate through the walls of my skull.

I've been tinkering with a Final Fantasy inspired TTRPG for ages now, mostly built on a d20 chassis but with heavy modifications. It has... uh... 30 classes in some stage of development. One for each primary/secondary combo of two different Attributes.

Choose a combo of two Attributes and I'll tell you about the class associated with it. Its lore in my FF-pastiche setting, its mechanics, its inspirations, etc. If you prefer, you can roll 2d6 (reroll the second die in the case of doubles).

1.) Strength [Fire] 2.) Dexterity [Lightning] 3.) Vitality [Earth] 4.) Intelligence [Ice] 5.) Mind [Water] 6.) Charisma [Wind]

Each Attribute also lists the Terrestrial Element that has the most influence over it for spellcasting purposes. So if you wanted to boost your Strength that would be a Fire Element spell. But that's just for flavor and doesn't effect the rolls.

If Dexter doesn't already act like this I know for a fact that Ben rubs off on him

headcanons about leslie vernon 🍎

you can thank @bisexual-horror-fan for asking me one day, “hey, riri. what are your general headcanons on this guy?” and me just going off for a good minute or so. these are polished from my rambled version, of course, but her and i love him very much and i wanted to share now that i’ve thought about it for a hot second!

he’s a speed reader. very good at skimming long blocks of text and getting the general idea and themes out of it, which makes him a human SparkNotes! that being said, he makes it a personal mission to slow down so that he doesn’t miss specific details in his favorite stories. he’s two-toned in that way, too excited to stop most the time but aware honing his focus is more than worth it and just needs to make an active effort to do it sometimes. incoming x reader idea: imagine going slower by asking you to read aloud to him one night until one of you falls asleep ...  :’)

in a teaching situation, he’s very patient and not quick to belittle or shun someone if they ask a lot of questions. well, except when it’s something that he feels is obvious or is in regards to his life’s work (i.e. slashin’). you try to step up to him unprepared when he’s explaining his latest rendezvous as the bastard son, interrupt him or stop him too much and prepare for a whole lot of this

again, he never says anything, but...let the man cook ffs.

seeing his emotional availability in canon, i bet he has a box somewhere of cards written to him, ticket stubs from outings he really enjoyed, a couple photo albums (one for his friends, one for his favorite victims). he’s sentimental about the handmade stuff, especially when they were made specifically with him in mind.

a fiend for a little friendship bracelet action is that even a question?

wants to learn guitar. never manages it, one of those things he just never got his mind or his fingers around despite being super dexterous. thinks people who are instrumentally inclined are the cat’s pajamas. will fall in love if you play him...i’m gonna say some 311, goo goo dolls, or jack johnson :’), like this. hhh sorry had to rub my guitarist hands on him for a moment-

oh man, his music taste. not quite divorced dad rock, but the stoner dad from the 2000s rock. matchbox twenty, maybe some slightly stoopid... hnnng this is more of a personal thing but he just looks like the guy that would in my eyes.

waffles > pancakes. tea > coffee. thinks sleeping with socks on is fucked up. these all just feel like a him sort of opinions to have and i don’t have much basis underneath that. i seem to have quite a few of those for him.

⚠️ NSFW Headcanons⚠️

It was both kind of possible and "convenient" to leave Collie when Bird "took my side" and kicked her out but gave me the option of staying, I could have paid the rent but that rent amount was a dual effort, deciding to spend it all on a room by myself instead of finding something else with her when her FFS was less than a week away felt like, just the worst time, and not convenient at all.

But we both might get bottom surgery this year. We're both disabled in some ways in terms of energy or stamina but she has more dexterity and strength than me, but her athsma/mucus/vomit problem never went away and that's constantly annoying in a way that most workplaces wouldn't tolerate. My lower back starts hurting if I maintain a position for more than a few hours, sitting or standing, and if I don't pay attention to that feeling, it starts to go numb, I guess ? But I think my autism and ADHD do more to make work uncomfortable for me other than energy or weakness issues, I'm trying to get production jobs but getting a lot of rejections. I wish I got methylphenidate prescribed. Goddammit.

I both wish we had more community ! Fuck !

Wrapping Up Day 2 Exploring being a Cam Model: Exhausted, Confused, Determined.

I don't think it's every girls dream to be a cam girl but I know it's what I've wanted to do since I was maybe 19? I would dabble in it in my 20s because it excited me so much. I did private shows with people but in the large rooms I got too anxious and would shoot my load. I didn't know how to promote myself and I had trouble understanding the ins and outs of it with the research I could find.

This year I kick started my dead Only Fans I made back in 2020 and have had that running at an upward rate the past few months up to top 15% creators but that's just a lot of promo work to do to be making shitty money and still have to constantly hustle (especially when you're disabled). I still want to continue it, but I wanted to branch off. It felt like the perfect time to explore camming.

I jumped the gun and joined Chaturbate before I even really did any research and got verified. Then I started to do research. lol Classic me. But I did a bunch of research and was like I will stream tomorrow! Then woke up with pink eye. Grrrrreat. Well it gave me more time to research but I think I may of over done it.

Friday came, my eye cleared up, I decided I was going to do my first stream on a Friday night! Using Lovense OBS software on my shitty slow laptop! I spent an hour troubleshooting it all when I realized I just had to restart and not use OBS. Yuuuup. Then I got tricked by a gross guy. I should of trusted my gut. I knew it was wrong to believe him but then he had other people in the chat egging me on that he was right and confusing me. It was really fucking shitty. Dudes like that are disgusting. 🤮 I felt violated and gross but picked myself up and kept going. Everyone complained my list was too high. I lowered prices but they complained it was still too high. Like ffs I'm working here I need to get paid dudes. Finally a really nice couple came in who was a tad drunk and we had a fun time chatting and they tipped me a bit. I made 83 out of 86 of my tokens I made that day from them. I finally got tired of streaming and having dudes be rude and ask me to do things for nothing and not making money while I danced around clothed for hours. I streamed for 5.5 hours.

After I was so mentally and physically exhausted. I felt sad to my soul. I needed a human to cuddle so badly for just love and affection and kindness. At least I had Dexter there who held me all night.

Sunday I decided I was going to stream again. I lowered and changed up my goals and tip menu, put on some sexy Savage x Fenty Pink velvet lingerie and went in feeling very confident I had it today. By an hour and a half in I had to take a break and was so sore and felt awful. A dude throwing single tokens at me telling me to put a butt plug in, I told him my set price to put it in and I would not budge on it and he just left. Then a dude came in and put up a picture of a fake roulette wheel and made it say you spun *naked* and try to trick me into getting naked. I was like boy I haven't even set up a single game in my room. I went for a break and felt like I couldn't go back and just had to go to bed. But I just kept waiting for Tylenol to kick in. It finally did! I was able to get back in and it got better! Lots of super sweet and kind people. Lots who loved my soft belly. Tippers who enjoyed my tip menu items! Some random wise person giving me anonymous 1 token tips with pieces of advice for me. Like charge for PMs, raise my prices, check out other models, and gave me an exact model to check out too for helpful tips. I did have one more person come in try to trick me but I've caught on quick and told them nope. I've learned to stand my ground well now too!

It was an exhausting night! I danced around and shook my booty sooo much tonight streaming from 11pm to 5 am. I'm still confused but very determined to keep doing this and getting better! I'm gonna be the best cam girl I can be. 😜💕

xxx Ali Oop

hi I'm back and I have Thoughts about FF!kevin

Hes kinda goofy? like yeah hes traumatized but hes just as deadpan as he is in the earlier episodes of the show with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a higher tolerance for Magical Bullshit. both physically and mentally.

hes simultaneously terrified of death and also relatively unfazed by it (unless it's someone he cares abt ofc). he prolly took some self defense classes after. yknow. dying. just in case. so now he carries a pocket knife everywhere plus a can of pepper spray and a flashlight when possible. dealing with the happy fella was WAY easier when he could stab back

hes really close with jaune, and they hang out a lot! he thinks of ross as a nephew of sorts. they banter sometimes. he originally met the hatzgang thru ross, and is a lot less antagonistic towards them (and vice versa)

he also met skid and lila through jaune, and although he doesnt know them too well at first he's more amicable towards the spookeez because of that first encounter!

he and streber are very much boyfriends <3 they are very happy together!! of course. the tragedies occurred. but they are still happy together after that :]

ok that's all. imma post kevin design soon :)

Slightly more badass and capable Kevin my beloved

Kevin having good relationships with the Hatz and Spookeez ALSO my beloved

Also "dealing with the Happy Fella was way easier when he could stab back" just. Sounds so funny to me

When Dexter shanks his leg Kevin pulls out the knife and just starts going to town. By the time he's done there's stuffing leaking out of everywhere

I'm looking forward to the Kevin design!! :>

I dont mind if S2 is 125 episodes and most is domesticated vegaspete where Vegas becomes an accomplished malewife, learns how to cook, sets up house and argues with pete over how to raise macau properly

Idk what kimchay ending is that but does chay knows kim turns in GI Joe for him? That dexterity of jumping over the bar?

Porsche, the first order of business as the head of the minor fam and the malewife of the head of the major fam, you have to ensure all members of your family go intensive therapy and wellness retreat where they learn to communicate. Its your husband’s youngest brother you need to send first.

Also who else paused in the midst of the guitar playing video to roll and flail around in bed, crying tears and absolutely trying not to wake ppl up becos its 2am ffs

AO3 kimchay writers will be coming in clutch soon with all the angsty fic, make-up fic, grovelling and pining fic, protective unhinged boyfriend fic… such a beautiful time to be alive.

Reincarnation (Part 1)

(do not own the gif) MY FIRST EVER FANFIC. I was bored and I had a prompt in mind, plus I couldn't find any teddy x reader online so here goes nothing- Also, I can't write good prompts lmao, so just read the story. I don't own NATM characters ________________________________________________________ The time was 1901, it was September 20 A ball was held in the White House, inviting all the reporters, important political figures and celebrities. It was to celebrate Theodore Roosevelt being the new young president. Y/N, a young maiden, who was the server at the party, was star-struck seeing so many important and famous figures. She went around serving people drinks and appetizers and after an hour she gave that work to somebody else, to give her legs some rest. The ballroom was twice as big than the restaurant she worked for and her legs were giving away. She sat behind the bar counter as currently no one was coming there and she could get some rest without going inside the kitchen. She was thinking to herself random things but the man in front of the counter, with a small polite smile. The man was none other than THE President itself. Wide eyed, she immediately stood up. As he approached, she gave a small bow and stuttered a bit embarrassed, also blushing from embarrassment, "G-good a-afternoon, s-sire. W-which drink y-you may like t-to have?" She internally thought she was about to be fired for slacking instead of work. Theodore, understanding her situation, amused and said, "Well, I would like a Gin Rickey (its a cocktail)" She took out the stuff needed to make the cocktail and whilst making, she decided to strike up a conversation. That's how you ended up making friends with Theodore Roosevelt. You both would write to each other, meet up in secrecy and it didn't take long before your friendship turned to something else. Then the news also spread that you both were in a relationship. You just happened to not get a happy ending. Just before your wedding day, you got into an accident, which cost you your life. ♔♕ It's 2022, you woke up at 10:30 am. You wished you could see that same recurring sweet dream but can't because WORK. Your stupid work as the sweeper in the Museum of Natural History. Your work schedule was cleaning the museum at 5:00 am and for some reason, banana peels are lying around, liquid with bad smell (Dexter's pee lmao), some stuff moved from here to there. You found it weird. You would clean the museum right before the sunset and the night guard, Larry Daley seemed to be there a bit early. Honestly, she didn't mind as long as no one caught her staring at the statues (day dreaming). While cleaning stuff like desk, you would sometimes stare at the stature of Theodore and think to herself ,'Why is it always..you?'. You can understand that those dreams relate to him and your past but can't get over the fact you were re-incarnated and not him. One day at 2:00 am you woke up in a cold sweat, you saw yourself in vintage dress walking down the street with a couple of shopping bags. Then you heard a honking behind you but it was too late before the truck hit you and everything went blank. After that you jolted awake and couldn't sleep for the rest of the night (TO BE CONTINUED)

Don't worry, teddy got his drink lmao. I did proof-read this ff and it probably still sounds cringey asf, but eh, I'm not experienced. Requests are open!

Part 2