THAT'S MY BOY!

Thranduil, watching Legolas shoot down orcs: That's my boy! Thranduil, watching Legolas get stabbed by an orc: No, my boy!!! Legolas: FATHER HELP-

Love that Kills

Warning: Murder, Mention of Abuse, slightly unhinged reader, 18+ Minors DNI Prompt: "All for me?" "All for you babe" (Dark) Author's Note: This wasn't requested, this was daydreamed up by me. No particular character x reader, just insert the character you feel like would do for you and enjoy readers! :D

I sat on the bus, taking me back home, wondering about the surprise that waits for her there. Why was she thinking of a Surprise you may ask? Because it was his and hers anniversary. They have been together for almost 2 years, quite unbelievable isn't it? She smiled at thought of a surprise dinner or a cake or maybe something more, letting her imagination on gifts go wild. She got down at the bus stop, and took a cab home, unable to keep herself calm and excited about the surprise. Upon reaching home, the woman was quite surprise on seeing a brown cardboard box outside with a red bow on it. 'Hm, this is weird' she thought confused and surprised. It was quite plain to be a gift and what that her boyfriend wasn't around. 'Maybe he's got work that's why he kept the gift. How thoughtful!' she thought as a smile spread across her face. She used her spare key to open the door and enter. She put the box on her table and went into her room to freshen up. She sat on the sofa as she opened the box. There was a red packet inside...or was the plastic tainted with blood? She confirmed it after getting a weird smell from the packet. Any woman should've been horrified but she was different. Her eyes sparkle with blood lust filled excitement as she quickly undo the packet. She gasped in joy as she wondered out loud excitedly, "Is that-is that my ex?? O my god, that IS my ex!!" His head was sliced off from his body, which is god knows where right now. Just the head as the gift, it really was perfect for her. It's been lately that she's been into killing and blood. It induced some kind of excitement and adrenaline, she loves every second of it. Her ex has been abusive to her, a lot. Even controlling. A little flashback on what happened with her last anniversary with the ex. She was raped mercilessly, knife cut wounds. That memory flashback as she grinned even wider, he is dead. The fucker is dead "Like the gift?" A voice said, she looked up from the gift, it was her lover. She didn't notice when he walked in. She jumped up and hugged him as a tear fell from her eye. All for her? really? she couldn't believe it. "All for me?" "All for you babe <3"

Ask away anything my darling readers. Thank you for reading till the end!

Austin!Elvis x Reader

plot twist: when he's actually singing it, a lady dragon approaches him. The lady dragon is actually a male wizard cursed to be a female dragon by some higher ranking magician. The Squire is gay and the Wizard is gay :)

For his kindness, the dragon taught the squire the dragon song. A song that was sure to make whoever sang it irresistible to the ladies. In hindsight, the squire should have known that by ladies, the dragon meant lady dragons.

Re-incarnation (Part 2)

Took me a year to post this, got the joke? I'm no comedian so anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYSS. _________________________________________________

Staying alive on coffee after that nightmare, on top of that she was sleepy as she couldn't get proper sleep, she entered the museum right before Larry left and the people started crowding the place. Larry flashed a tired smile and she asked, "Gosh, Larry, what's with the tired face? Didn't you get a good sleep?" "The exhibits keep me busy, besides they went a bit far yesterday night. Well, good morning and bye!" he said quickly, realizing he slipped up and scurried away. You mumbled to yourself, "Weird…" as you wondered who were 'they' and what did he mean as you started on your daily routine. After going back home you went straight to bed to get a good nap.

5:55 PM

You were late! you were rushing the down street and the sun was already down. You entered the museum only to see the exhibits were moving! Only the dinosaur was animatronic, why in the morning they don't seem to move in? Larry noticed her and said, "McPhee forgot to inform a few people but the museum will be open on Saturday nights" "Okay..? well then maybe I should-" "No, wait! Stay, look around, and interact with the other exhibits, it'll be fun!" Larry said "Fine, I guess…" You would go to the Egyptian exhibit, listening to Ahkmenrah explaining the exhibit coming to life, and then sassing out the little girl who asked what the tablet does. She internally scoffed thinking as if it would happen. She would knock up a few conversations with the exhibits and the fact they knew so much about the people they are playing, which kind of weirded you out. She would catch herself staring at the Theodore Roosevelt actor, riding the horse. She would walk around and then notice Larry with a girl going towards the miniature exhibit. You would smile at them and then hear a gentle male voice behind you, "Would you like to perhaps join me on a ride? Feeling a bit lonely around the American exhibits" You would turn around and immediately blush. It was HIM. He would look shocked as if he had seen a ghost from the past. "Y/P/N (Your last name, yes I made that up)? I-Is that you?" You would look at him with a tint of blush still on your face, surprised. Isn't that the same name he called you in your dream? "I think we need to talk about something. Maybe in private?" You said and he thought about it for a while. He then said "Very well then, let me take you somewhere private" (no dirty mind pls)

TIME SKIP TO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE (I HAVE NO IDEA OF THE MUSEUM MAP help) Before you could begin He got down from his horse and said " You do remind me of someone I used to love you know" He said with a small smile which faded away quickly into a sad tone, "Well, she died-" Y/N cut him off saying, "before our marriage" "How did you know?" He asked, confused. "Look, this may sound crazy but you always appear in my dreams I think that is related to my past. I think you are my past lover and well I got a reincarnation while you probably did not-" You rambled and then in between stop. "Wait, how do you know? Aren't you supposed to be some sort of actor?? And WHY am I saying these to YOU?" He chuckled slightly and said, "Well, darling, we are no actors. We ARE the exhibits which you clean with such posh. I think I may just have found out that you are my dead lover" he took my hand into his and I looked at him in the eye. "It..it is you…" You said with a smile as you hugged him and he hugged you back saying, "Welcome back, darling". You both went back to the main hall of the museum as it was almost closing time. Larry asked where did both of you go but you decided not to tell anyone. Later on Teddy revealed you both had been dating for quite a while….

(TO BE CONTINUED)

IF YOU THOUGHT WHILE READING THIS IS THE LAST PART, BOY ARE YOU WRONG! there will be part 3, I have the plot planned out, it's angst with fluff ending or no fluff at all?? idk i got 2 of 'em planned, lemme just see which one I will use

Proof-read but still cringey, tried tho.

"Ummmm sir, I think you've gotten the wrong one-"

Mum: when did you started having ambitions, YOU ARE IN GRADE 11, BY THIS TIME YOUR COUSIN RAI, GOT A DOCTORATE DEGREE!!

“The stone corrupts all those who wield it, it is fueled by their ambitions and dreams. So we need someone with no ambitions, no dreams, someone who doesn’t care about what the future holds for themselves. That’s why we found you.”

Reincarnation (Part 1)

(do not own the gif) MY FIRST EVER FANFIC. I was bored and I had a prompt in mind, plus I couldn't find any teddy x reader online so here goes nothing- Also, I can't write good prompts lmao, so just read the story. I don't own NATM characters ________________________________________________________ The time was 1901, it was September 20 A ball was held in the White House, inviting all the reporters, important political figures and celebrities. It was to celebrate Theodore Roosevelt being the new young president. Y/N, a young maiden, who was the server at the party, was star-struck seeing so many important and famous figures. She went around serving people drinks and appetizers and after an hour she gave that work to somebody else, to give her legs some rest. The ballroom was twice as big than the restaurant she worked for and her legs were giving away. She sat behind the bar counter as currently no one was coming there and she could get some rest without going inside the kitchen. She was thinking to herself random things but the man in front of the counter, with a small polite smile. The man was none other than THE President itself. Wide eyed, she immediately stood up. As he approached, she gave a small bow and stuttered a bit embarrassed, also blushing from embarrassment, "G-good a-afternoon, s-sire. W-which drink y-you may like t-to have?" She internally thought she was about to be fired for slacking instead of work. Theodore, understanding her situation, amused and said, "Well, I would like a Gin Rickey (its a cocktail)" She took out the stuff needed to make the cocktail and whilst making, she decided to strike up a conversation. That's how you ended up making friends with Theodore Roosevelt. You both would write to each other, meet up in secrecy and it didn't take long before your friendship turned to something else. Then the news also spread that you both were in a relationship. You just happened to not get a happy ending. Just before your wedding day, you got into an accident, which cost you your life. ♔♕ It's 2022, you woke up at 10:30 am. You wished you could see that same recurring sweet dream but can't because WORK. Your stupid work as the sweeper in the Museum of Natural History. Your work schedule was cleaning the museum at 5:00 am and for some reason, banana peels are lying around, liquid with bad smell (Dexter's pee lmao), some stuff moved from here to there. You found it weird. You would clean the museum right before the sunset and the night guard, Larry Daley seemed to be there a bit early. Honestly, she didn't mind as long as no one caught her staring at the statues (day dreaming). While cleaning stuff like desk, you would sometimes stare at the stature of Theodore and think to herself ,'Why is it always..you?'. You can understand that those dreams relate to him and your past but can't get over the fact you were re-incarnated and not him. One day at 2:00 am you woke up in a cold sweat, you saw yourself in vintage dress walking down the street with a couple of shopping bags. Then you heard a honking behind you but it was too late before the truck hit you and everything went blank. After that you jolted awake and couldn't sleep for the rest of the night (TO BE CONTINUED)

Don't worry, teddy got his drink lmao. I did proof-read this ff and it probably still sounds cringey asf, but eh, I'm not experienced. Requests are open!

Part 2