I love places untouched by crowds or tourists and hordes of hipsters... . This place has remained true to itself since ever since. 😜 . #saimin #saiminpalace #everytime #wontonmin #fatmyselfhappy #islandlife #ohana #hawaii #pure

Felt kinda lazy last night, but I was super munchin’. Had to make my own grindz, ‘cause was already late. . So, I’ve been really sick for the last two weeks. It was good in a way, because I dropped about 15lbs in the first three or four days. I could barely eat anything solid. . I was placed on antivirals (Tamiflu) in the first week, but I might have been seen too late. I took it, and it really did a job on my stomach. Did that stop me from eating cheesecake? Of course not! Did I stop eating ice cream? Hell no! And it only made things worse (but it was so worth it!) . Unfortunately, I started having these really bad earaches and neck pain. I noticed my jaw was swollen on one side and there was a localized inflammation of my lymph nodes. The worst part was I could taste and smell infection. I went to see a specialist who found - yep - a suture and tissue had been left in the surgical area of my mouth. It was a deep suture, so it could’ve happened to anyone. I kinda got lucky. If it went on any longer - that kind of infection can travel. The weird part was the fluid made me think about cheese. . So, I made myself a quick Philly cheese sammich. I didn’t have any sub rolls, so I used brioche. . I took choice ribeye and sliced it thin. Seasoned it with salt & pepper. . Cut up some mushrooms and onions. Seasoned them with salt and pepper and tossed everything on a cast iron stovetop. Thinly sliced ribeye takes no time at all. . I cut a chunk of butter and placed toast on top to soak up all the meat & veggie flavor. Added my cheese and... . 🤙🏽Cheeeeeewhooooo! Buggah took less than 15 minutes. Faka was so ono! Was good with pickles. I was so full, I slept for about 3 hours! You don’t understand - when you have insomnia, three hours is heaven. . Enjoy. . #Cheese #Cheesesteak #Ribeye #SlicedMeat #MeatLover #fatmyselfhappy #comeoverandeat #come #icookforyou #onokinegrindz #sammich #ilovecheese #lactoast #ilostweight #keto #itsnotketo #sugarfreesammich #iloveme #foodismedicine #foodhealsthesoul #brokenheartedmeals #foodiesofinstagram #igfoodie #poetryandmeat #foodislove #droppedmypanties #fooddropspanties #moist https://www.instagram.com/p/B8urACypUEu/?igshid=k4p3fcfxb14k

. Anyone else wake up in the morning like, “I wonder what to do for dinner...” . So, yesterday, I made Broiled Agave Miso Shrimp on Skewers for dinner - some agave syrup, ginger, Thai garlic chili paste, miso, lime and mirin, sea salt, and pepper... . #shrimp #miso #shrimpskewers #seafood #fatmyselfhappy #whodoesntlikeshrimp #dontovercookit #yummy #ilovefood

Who’s hungry? I’m not. I just ate a freakin pork chop and a couple pieces of chicken - washed it down with some deliciously fermented Cambodian breastmilk. I’m kidding. It wasn’t fermented, but anyway... . Made a pineapple & lemongrass marinade with some crushed pineapple, one sour apple, lemongrass, Thai chilis, shrimp broth, fish sauce, green onions, yellow onions, garlic, salt and pepper. . Marinated some bone-in pork chops, chicken breasts, thighs and spicy potatoes. Just a simple little dinner. Leftovers for lunch tomorrow!!! . #pineapplelemongrass #porkchops #grilledchicken #lemongrasspork #lemongrasschicken #leftoversforlunch #grillingseason #imhungry #fatmyselfhappy #foodforthesoul #ilovetogrill #softandtender #pantydropper #lookmom

Another night in the books - more puke from the cousin. Hanging with fam and getting my fill of that island love. . Trying to recover from the last few days with a little bit of protein from #eggsandthings in #koolina. Was so nice... . #kanaks #naps #locomoco #sideportuguesesausage #macadamianutpancakes #freshguava #guavajuice #islandlife #hawaii #fatmyselfhappy #foodforthesoul #foodporn (at Ko Olina)

. I have several outlets to balance my heart and my mind. Gawking at boobs is one, playing with sharp objects, writing, drawing, and my second favorite outlet - cooking. (Curvy chicks is my first) . Life has weighed heavily on me lately - as it should. It’s a way of saying, “Grow stronger”, and as many of us know, it’s not that easy. . I’ve grown to view our lives as these beautiful containers filled with time and energy. We each determined where we allocate our time and energy. Eventually, we learn that they are not boundless. There are limitations. . We choose who and what we share our time and energy with. We may eventually run out of them, if we choose wrong, but if we choose wisely - it replenishes it’s energy, and grants us a little more time. . It’s a difficult lesson to choose who or what we dedicate our time and energy to. Do we dedicate a percentage to hating someone, a percentage to focusing on a new job, a percentage on kids, on friends, a failing relationship, new clothes, a girl or guy, school - and what happens when we run out? . And that is what I believe a major part of life is about - to figure out the next step and how to take it long after all resources have dried up. . When the heart, soul and mind are in pieces - faith is all that remains...and boobs. There will always be boobs and yoga pants. . In celebration of faith and boobs, I made some shoyu ahi poke; threw in some edamame, seaweed, furakake, cucumbers, chili peppers, sweet onions, #alohashoyu, sea salt, cracked pepper, and dark sesame oil. . I enjoyed my bowl of poke, an ice cold #konabigwave and a picture of some random chick in yoga pants, which didn’t smell as fishy as I thought - the ahi. The ahi. . #shoyuahi #ahipoke #konabrewingco #justasimpledish #fatmyselfhappy #fishpoops #foodforthesoul #poke #outlets #kindahealthy #timeforicecream

. Just a quick little marinade for a quick little dinner and leftovers for lunch. 😊 . Crushed Pineapple Ginger Green Onions Thai Chili 🌶 Shoyu Mirin Coconut Vinegar Salt Pepper Marinate for an hour or so... Why not have something simple while watching a freakin’ Korean movie called #theLastPrincess with freakin’ ninjas dicing all types of onions - all over the place damn place. . #pineapplechicken #grilledveggies #grilledchicken #fatmyselfhappy #iatefourthighs #imkindafull #sweetonions #damnninjas #marinated #itsgrillingseason #history #itshowido #warisnotnice #grillyourfood

Just getting over two weeks of the flu and finally starting to feel more myself. Of course, nothing says I feel more myself than a mouthful of perfectly grilled tenderloin chunks. 😋😋😋 . Just some herbs, salt, pepper and garlic made medium rare. Yummy deliciousness - like pure and supple tenderness incarnate. . #fatmyselfhappy #meatporn #ilovemeat #tenderloin #steak #steaklover #sugarfreemeat #eatmymeat #itslikesexbutbloodier #tasteslikegreatsex #putmeatinsideme #foodporn #igfoodie #happyvalentinestome #comehometomeat #letsmeat https://www.instagram.com/p/B8htycspa71/?igshid=1q4mfb2ifiavs

What we have here are angus beef Boneless Short Ribs. I like these exactly how I like my women; soft, tender, a hint of garlic, all pinkish and moist on the inside... . ...and a little bit of crust. . salt, fresh cracked pepper, garlic, sage, thyme, and rosemary. . Cooked on cast iron stove-top grill for about 3 minutes on each side. Finished off in the oven on 400 degrees for 17 minutes. Came out medium. . #meat #meatporn #fatmyselfhappy #grilledshortribs #iprefermediumrare #sexymeat #bonelessshortribs #shortribs #softandtender #ilovemeat #ilovesharingmeat #seetheveggies #garlicisaveggie #herbsareveggies #naptime #ireallyshouldgotothegym https://www.instagram.com/p/B8If3Mip40s/?igshid=gk9ug559nqzm

I’m just bein’ real here. I mean, to cut back on ice cream? Ah, hell nah... . #fatmyselfhappy #icecreamislove #icecreamislife #glutenwhat #recoveryfood #haagendazs #chocolatechipcookiedough #sexualicecream #itsicecreamtime https://www.instagram.com/p/B641clZpm1g/?igshid=1xzuhuwjvtte2

A little Sunday brunch and I’m all about some homemade French toast. Don’t think I hate pancakes, I love pancakes, but French toast was just easier - with almond milk, some honey, vanilla, cinnamon and orange zest. . #brunch #frenchtoast #yum #fatmyselfhappy #sundaybrunch #ateitall #igfoodies #hungry #homemadefood https://www.instagram.com/p/B6r5-S-pcaT/?igshid=1smfwusx65m3n

I loved the little pineapple cutter my buddy got me. He watched me peel one old school - cutting the eyes and everything - and got this twist thing for me. . Was in need of a snack so... Made some fruit salad, mini-pizza pieces, and a BELT... . I was starving after no food for 12 hours for pre-surgical prep. Everything is good. The penis enlargement went better than expected. I can finally use more than my thumb... . #pineapple #baconegglettucetomato #butter #pizza #fatmyselfhappy #icaneathealthytoo #theislanddiet #kindalowcarb #kindahighprotein #ireallyneedtostartworkingout #bacon #iputbacononmybacon

Ever have one of those nights where you're like, "I feel like Soondubu, Kimchi, Mackerel and Pizza..."??? ... Yeah? Me, too!!! ... #KimchiMackerelPepperoniPizza #SoondubuPizza #chopsticksandmozzerella #marinara #soondubu #pizza #thisisgonnasmellweirdcomingout #islandlife #kanakattack #girlishfigure #bubbles #cheeseandkimchi #weirdburps #fatmyselfhappy #roughmorning

I know. It’s not even Friday, yet, but I’m trying to get myself motivated for next week. I’m about to physically set my life straight. I surprised myself this morning as I scrubbed my belly. I decided to do something I haven’t done in nearly a decade. I actually tried to flex my abdominal muscles. . Guess what? Beneath the settled fatty layers composed of decades and decades of inactivity, pounds and pounds of perfectly cooked meat buffets, buttery baked goods, sugary chocolaty caramely candy bars, tubs and tubs of frozen ice cream treats, and other indulgences I like to call “Investments” - is remnants of my long lost six pack. It’s there. I just need an archeological team to help me get at it. . And like every new routine, I prefer to start on Mondays. For me, I found the perfect Monday Motivational Poster that I will commit to memory, and repeat to myself over and over again - until I reach my goal. . #goals #relationshipgoals #preworkout #postworkout #duringworkout #neverabadtimeformusubi #musubi #musubimondays #musubimantra #mantra #mantras #fatmyselfhappy #SPAM #imayneedtogetserious #sleepingburnscalories #musubiislife #island #Hawaiilife #hawaiistyle #onokinegrindz #morning #happythursday https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRaqschTfh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yoijbhm2afpn

Had the weirdest craving for #pupusas. Of course, I got #tacos, too. Got two #chorizotacos, two #tacosdepescado, and two #tacosdecarnitas. As I was chowin’ down my tacos, the server suggested I try something called a #micheladas. Well, I’m kind of a sucker for Latinas, or chicks with curves. But when this girl was like, “Something something something” (in sexy ass Spanish) and then says, “something something it has alcohol.” - I about lost my jeans. . And then my life was never the same. It tasted familiar. It had this familiar chili salt taste that I would lick off of hard mango candies as a kid. It was sour, sweet, tart, and tasted like beer. It reminded me of a Bloody Mary, except without stupid vegetables, and it had more of a #Corona flavor - because it had corona in it. I think. . I’m not sure how my stomach will feel in a few, but I don’t think it’s gonna be pleasant. I practically inhaled all six tacos. Gawd, I love food. . #happiness #fatmyselfhappy #inlovewithmicheladas #lostmyvirginity #godblesslatinas #latinas #aretheybornlikethat #morecurvesthanatacoshell #askmeifIneedanythinginspanish #tellmeyouhatemeinspanish #tellmeanythinginspanish #latinasmakememoist #dontstabme #sixtacosplease #imfull #meatinsideme #carnitas #pescado #chorizo https://www.instagram.com/p/BvFwYnIBIVh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7k436xtk4pff

You know it’s cold when white people aren’t walking. I haven’t seen a haole walk by or jog ALL DAY. The only other time I notice white people don’t walk is when black people take walks 😜 (I jokes, I jokes...) . Anyway, here I am; still sicker than a coed drunk af on tequila... her first time away from home... during days 1 - 3 of her period.🤢 . I started boiling water for no frickin’ reason. I dunno. Sometimes, I’ll put stuff on my stovetop and stand there. I’ll stand and stare at pots, hoping it magically turns into a cooked meal. . Anyway, the weather clowns predicted 5 - 8 inches of snow. Its been a while since I’ve seen 8in of whiteness. I see 8in of brown & black all the time...in my yard, while gardening. So, I peeked out my front door, and I practically gagged at the eight inches of whiteness; It was definitely hard to swallow. It was a lot, and I couldn’t take it. Its too hard to deal with. It was such an eyeful. Okay, okay...😈 #ihatesnow . My brain went from 8in of snow - to thoughts of putting meat in my mouth. So, I thought, #Gyudon! . What’s easier than gyudon ? I made rice, parboiled an egg, steamed some veggies, slapped a quick marinade (#alohashoyu, ginger, mirin, rice vinegar, honey, chili pepper, sesame oil, green onions, sweet onions, salt, pepper) waited 30 min and cooked it all up. Yum! 😋 . Now, after warming up with meat in my mouth, a cozy fireplace, and a ton of Vick’s - 8in was much more manageable...to see. 🤒 . Oh, and all you guys posting pics from home being all like; “Oh, da weather so nice!!!”, or, “Oh, warm yeah, da sunshine?”, and, “Eh, like go beach, cuz?”...I do stinkeye on you, and hope you get dakine burnt malasadas; your eggs on yo’ next locomoco ova cooked. I hope stay traffic on ALL da H’s on your day off, da rice in your next Musubi stay dry, and the guy in front of you gets the last scoop of Kimchi mussels and California Ahi. Mo’ worse, I hope your last can of SPAM - - - spoils. I jokes...🤡😜 . #homesick #justsick #fireplace #meat #beefbowl #ricedishes #lunch #30minutemarinade #fatmyselfhealthy #fatmyselfhappy #trystaywarm #missinghome #hawaii #hawaiilife #islandboy https://www.instagram.com/doc_frio/p/BuHZ2EyBurR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z215e2d5nesk