Had the weirdest craving for #pupusas. Of course, I got #tacos, too. Got two #chorizotacos, two #tacosdepescado, and two #tacosdecarnitas. As I was chowin’ down my tacos, the server suggested I try something called a #micheladas. Well, I’m kind of a sucker for Latinas, or chicks with curves. But when this girl was like, “Something something something” (in sexy ass Spanish) and then says, “something something it has alcohol.” - I about lost my jeans. . And then my life was never the same. It tasted familiar. It had this familiar chili salt taste that I would lick off of hard mango candies as a kid. It was sour, sweet, tart, and tasted like beer. It reminded me of a Bloody Mary, except without stupid vegetables, and it had more of a #Corona flavor - because it had corona in it. I think. . I’m not sure how my stomach will feel in a few, but I don’t think it’s gonna be pleasant. I practically inhaled all six tacos. Gawd, I love food. . #happiness #fatmyselfhappy #inlovewithmicheladas #lostmyvirginity #godblesslatinas #latinas #aretheybornlikethat #morecurvesthanatacoshell #askmeifIneedanythinginspanish #tellmeyouhatemeinspanish #tellmeanythinginspanish #latinasmakememoist #dontstabme #sixtacosplease #imfull #meatinsideme #carnitas #pescado #chorizo https://www.instagram.com/p/BvFwYnIBIVh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7k436xtk4pff