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amelee23 · 1 year

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Stray kids and their sneaky love antics | Fluff, Comedy

Pairing: Stray kids members X reader (reader is implied to have periods in Felix's part but other than that no pronouns are used)

Genre: Fluff, comedy, bullet point

Warnings: sNeAkY bois, pranking and blaming it on ghosts, lino opens your bags without permission, overprotective behavior (??), they're all playing dumb, Jeongin is one feisty boy, periods, food (sweets) , lots of TEASING

Length: 2k total

A/N: It's all just for fun I swear 😂 I couldn't sleep last night so I came up with this lmao

Chan who always puts spare change in your jacket pockets

Maybe he noticed how you always seem to freeze on the spot or apologize awkwardly every time cashiers ask you if you have any change

Or maybe this is just his way of giving you money in a way you don't notice so you won't scold him for spoiling you (again)

You don't notice it at first, but you do breathe a sigh of relief when you actually do have some coins on your next purchase

And the next one...

And the next one after that...

Okay hold up, what the-

Is your jacket pocket an endless well of fortune??? You're taking out coins but they keep coming back???

Nah just joking of course you realized it was Chan

Especially since one day you caught him, like a gremlin in the dark, hovering around your jacket in the hallway

"Whatcha doing, boo?"

He jumps and tries to splutter some excuse to you but you're not impressed

"Ah, I wanted to ask you, do you have some spare change by any chance?" You tease him and he bursts out laughing and turns beet red

"You caught me!" He exclaims, still laughing as you drag him out of the dark to cuddle with you

"You sneaky coin goblin" you tease him further and ruffle his hair

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Lee know who always puts packets of sweet biscuits in your purse/ backpack

It's a habit for him, he's a caretaker - packets of snacks for all of his kittens (you included)

You told him you liked those packets of biscuits you bought from the supermarket last time

And you told him you get hungry often when you're not home

1+1=2

Lino buys biscuits. Lino puts said biscuits in your bag. And then he acts like nothing happened, of course

So when you come home one day, and look inside your bag and go "oh, how'd this get here?" he shrugs his shoulders.

"Aren't they yours?" And you're like sir what

"No? Maybe someone put them in my bag by mistake?"

"No no I'm pretty sure they're yours." He answers and you're like. Oh. I see how it is.

"And you had absolutely nothing do to with them, right?" You tease, and he purses his lips and shakes his head no

"Well then if they're mine, let's eat them!" You explain, and Lino snatches them out of your hand lmao

"No, I'm pretty sure they were there so you can eat them when you get hungry outside."

"Wow it's so weird you know that considering you had nothing to do with them!" Oh he's trying so hard to keep a straight face but he's failing

So you put them back in your bag and actually keep them as an emergency snack. And then send lino a pic with the empty foil saying "thank you <3" and he literally replies with "thank the ghosts not me. I told you I had nothing to do with it."

The ghosts continued to put biscuits in your bag

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Changbin who always carries around a fanny pack with a tiny bottle of water inside in case you get thirsty outside

Changbin often showcases his care for others by looking after their health

Sometimes he can be a little irritating and pushy, always telling you to exercise and eat this and that and what not

You came to a compromise eventually, you're not gonna work out with him but you're gonna go out often and go on many walks

After all it's quality time, right?

But no no the mans come prepared

Always. Wether it's an intended walk for exercise or a walk for romantic vibes or you're going to the mall, doesn't matter

He always has that teeny tiny water bottle with him just so he can go like "you thirsty? I gotcha babe" lmao

Because as Changbin always says, "soda doesn't help with your thirst, only water does" 🙄

He's no fun sometimes but you still love his overbearing ass <3

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Hyunjin who "accidentally" gets paint on the clothes of his you like sleeping in so that you could keep them

They say there's two stages to falling in love with a man

First, you fall in love with him.

Second, you fall in love with his clothes

And oh boy that hoodie of his was looking mighty fine that evening

And the evening after

Hyunjin could swear you growl louder than Kkami if he tries to take his clothes back

Well then oOps. He mighty have accidentally painted wearing that hoodie and might have accidentally stained it with paint (weird that the stain looked like it was made with a brush, huh.)

You were like, "Oh no! We can wash it??" And he was like this paint is really hard to get out of the material, so you just HAD to keep it as your sleeping hoodie now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But then it just so happened you also caught a crush on a shirt of his one day

How'd that one also end up stained with paint???

A whole ass mystery

But oop looks like that shirt can't be worn outside anymore either, what a shame.

Hyunjin smiles to himself as he sees the collection of his clothes that are purely reserved for you, sitting on the shelf he's dedicated to you.

They're just clothes after all. Objects. He doesn't care about them, he can replace them. But you're everything to him

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Han who always comes up with new nicknames and endearment terms, each one sweeter than the other

You can't lie. At first it was kinda cringe

The way he was all like "ah, my sweetie honey poo, my shiny golden angel, the first ray of sunshine of spring warming up my heart"

Ok, dork lmao

But they always made you laugh

And he loved seeing you happy

Some days he wouldn't do it and you'd instantly notice

It became a necessity, okay? To hear what ridiculous, creative mishmash of words he could throw your way

So you'd go outta your way to ask him, "so what am I to you today?"

And Jisung's brain is buffering "Uh, my lover?"

"Just your lover? What happened to being as soft and sweet as creme brulee?" He said that once. Yep.

And his eyes light up! He scoots closer and picks up your hand to kiss it

"You're the reflection of everything I hoped I could deserve in this world. My crystal ball of good fortune"

How does he keep coming up with these, nobody will ever know

But your goofy lyrical genius will do anything for you

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Felix who knows your menstrual cycle by heart and always carries pads with him

It's not that Felix paid extra attention to when you were talking about your period. He just ALWAYS paid attention to what you said

He's a man of detail

So he was listening to you, always offering to help you out with whatever you were craving or needing, and eventually he began to note down your cycle in his calendar and that somehow lead to preparing in advance every month

With snacks, asking you if pms is bothering you, if you're irritated, hungry etc

And of course he'd buy you pads for the house that's just a granted

But on top of that he also had an extra pack at his place from which he'd take one or two pads and put them inside his backpack for emergencies

He'd advise you to check if you can take days off in case the pain is too bad

And he won't push you to go out AT ALL

It's like he had two modes: boyfriend mode and older sister mode 😂

All in all he's not afraid to put in effort and he's a literal angel I'm telling you

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Seungmin who keeps putting candy in the pockets of your pajama pants

This one started out as a prank

He had no other choice but to get a couple of candy because the shop he bought from had no change to give him

And he won't just give you the candy, duuh

You had a habit of throwing your pajama pants on the back of a chair

His eyes landed of them and the plan locked in his head

He literally sat there and watched you put on the pants clueless. And then he URGED YOU to come to bed exasperatedly

But you were uncomfortable??? Something was poking your leg??

You take out the candy and squint at it in the dark

"What is this doing here?"

"I know right, why do you have candy in your pajamas, you weirdo."

Oh THE GLARE you gave him

Seungmin had an epiphany that night. That messing with you is fun. Oh boy.

He waited before doing it again, of course. He had to keep you on your toes

But this time you caught on the moment you pulled up the pants up your leg

"Kim Seungmin!" You exclaimed while laughing and he feigned innocence yet again. You still haven't eaten the candy from last time, so with a bunch of candy in your hand, you dropped them on the bed and began unwrapping one as you guys watched Netflix

"If you keep buying them, let's at least eat them, you fiend."

"Ew I don't want your gross pant candy." But he ate it after you thew a pillow in his face

But one time he put an entire candy cane in there and it was just jutting out of your pocket like a Christmas stocking and you literally broke into a laughter fit for 15 minutes straight

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Jeongin who will pick a fight with any person who interrupts you while you're speaking

Jeongin began to get angry on your behalf ever since you started dating

He's usually so calm, so chill

But suddenly!! if someone messes with his baby say goodbye calmness

That one guy who closed a door in your face? Literally scolded a stranger for closing a door in someone's face like that

God forbid someone pushes you on the street

He will literally sit there and teach people manners lmao

But if there's one thing about manners he hates, it's being interrupted while speaking

But if YOU get interrupted while you're speaking?

W a r

"Do you need to clean your ears? Someone was speaking."

Literally how DARE THEY interrupt his sweet angel

You could literally be talking to him about pigeons and he'd still think it's the most important thing he's ever heard

The amount of times he's sassily shushed people so you'd be able to finish one goddamn sentence

He's so disappointed in society, can you tell?

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xxladyballadxx · 7 months

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Touches and Kisses

Richter Belmont x f! reader (SMUT)

⚠︎ MINORS DNI ⚠︎

Summary: Richter makes love to you for the first time, showing how much he adores you. The two of you become very lovey dovey to each other while lovemaking.

An annoyed Maria shooed you both off, telling the two of you to get a bloody room. So Richter, your charming man, grabbed hold of your wrist and took you to his bedroom. You giggled innocently. Tera shakes her head while washing off the dishes as she secretly chuckles with a smile.

You cracked an endearing laugh, watching Richter lock his damn door so nobody comes in. He then joyfully tackles you to bed, tickling your neck with his sweet kisses. “Heavens, Richter! You can be such a boy sometimes!” you bubbled, your cuteness driving him crazy. Laughing so adorably. He continues to peck your neck, “You forget that I’m a man now, (Y/n)! You’re so bloody adorable, my sweet dove. It makes me happy seeing you smile. I love to hear you laugh like that”

This action caught him off surprised when you cupped his face and spoke in a very quiet, soft voice “Well then, Belmont…Why don’t you take off those clothes of yours and perhaps you would like to hear something…very harmonic?”

Now this made Richter all embarrassed but he smiled warmly anyway, “Only if you’re ready, (Y/n).” You gave him a reassuring little nod. So Richter takes all of his clothes off, you turned very red as you watched him.

He helped you with taking off your corset, untying the knots. Gentle kisses pressed to your shoulder as he does it. Richter slides down the top part of your dress while you’re on his bed, kissing you wildly. He began to play with your breasts, moans coming from you were like wonderful music to him. He planted his two fingers in the opening of your g-spot, circling around. “Oh, Richter…” more stimulating noises escaped your lips, drowning into his touch.

Holy Heavens, he’s actually very good at this.

“Allow me to show you much I fucking love you, my sweet dove.” Richter’s sexy voice had your heart racing to a rhythm. He kisses down between your breasts, making it straight down to your very wet spot.

Richter hooked his hands onto your thighs, devouring your sweet juiciness. His tongue swirling inside your fanny.

“Fuck…mmm…Ah!” your hands gripped the back of his head, holy sounds bouncing across the room. Your entire body felt electrified, being flooded by the feelings that you never truly felt before.

Finally, it was Richter’s turn to be eaten like a dessert. He spread out his legs confidently, motioning you to put your mouth onto that cock of his. You licked it first in a slow motion, making it towards the tip. The moment begins to heat up in such a sensation when you hold his cock with one hand, opening your mouth onto it. Your head swifting up and down, savoring the taste of him.

“Ahhh, (Y/n)….you're very fucking good at this…mmmm…holy fuck…” Richter crooned, his erotic moans sending you off to heaven. The two of you were filled with so much joy, this is what you both wanted to do for a long time. This is the chance where you two passionate lovebirds get to cherish the moment.

You laid down on your back, breathing out heavily with sweat. Richter inserted his sweet dripped cock into your cunt, your insides twisting. “Ahhh! Oh fuck…mmm…please fuck me, Richter! Please fuck me good!” You pleaded, moaning loud like a naughty kitten. Cries of joy crawling onto your face.

“Oh how I fucking love you begging for it, my sweet dove..” Richter murmured as he pressed a quick soft kiss to your lips, starting with a slow thrust and then speeds it up afterwards. You moved your hands onto his back, digging your nails into it while you felt your wobbly body melted gracefully, into a spiral of lust and ecstasy. Your sweet sounds of harmony drove Richter very wild, like a madman but in a good way.

Richter sped up a bit more. His whole sweating body rocking onto yours, reaching for the final climax. “Oh baby! I’m going to cum!” feeling the little amount of hot, pure milk dripping out of your anus.

“Cum for me, my love!” Richter shouted in excitement, “Fucking cum already!”

He gave a good smack to one of your buttcheeks. The tone of his cocky voice led you to making more pleasurable moans, as you entered your goal. You cummed, tensing up as you squirted out that nice, warm liquid across the silk. Richter slowly dragged out his cock from your sweet spot, wanting to lie down next to you.

“Are you alright, my love?” Richter caresses your reddened left cheek. You smiled at your silly man, giving a light kiss to the side of his forehead, “More than alright, Richter. That felt absolutely bloody amazing. I…I never felt this much…joy in my life…ever.” you placed your hand onto Richter’s bare chest, your head falling onto his shoulder.

“I’m the same, love. I will never forget this special moment we had together..” Says Richter in a soft, loving tone, hooking his arm under so you can lean on it, “I love you so fucking much, (Y/n).”

“Love you too, Richter.”

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As the starlit night falls graciously, you and Richter had a wash together, getting rid of that smell of sex. That way Maria doesn’t complain about it during dinner. Tera, however, seems to know what you and Richter were up to.

At the night of dinner, Richter made his little adopted sister very irritated and uncomfortable when he began to flirt with you mischievously. Tera couldn’t help but laugh. Maria gave a little kick towards Richter’s leg underneath.

“Hey!” Richter gave her a small frown as Maria stuck her tongue out, blowing a raspberry. You covered your lips and laughed. “Alright, you three, eat your food before it gets cold.” Tera commanded them.

You cleared your throat, continuing to put food in your mouth. Annoying Maria once more, Richter gave a slow swift kiss towards your cheek that caused you to jump a little. Maria stabbed her fork into her meat annoyingly and scowled, “Really?! Right in front of me, you wanker?!”

Richter died laughing, you rolled your eyes at his intolerable behavior but secretly smirked while facing away. Tera shakes her head with a small disappointing smile.

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Richter nuzzled up to you close in his bed, watching you sleep peacefully. He lifts his hand to caress your head in a gentle motion. He loves when you sleep by his side, it eases him.

You are his greatest gift of all and he will never let anyone have you.

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(A/n) - I'm so sorry for rushing this! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) Still not very good at writing smuts these days. However I actually kinda enjoyed writing this. I was listening to Collide by Justin Skye (Solo version) while writing this, kept making up fake scenarios with Richter for some reason.. (づ_ど). I hope to write more of my hubby in the future, probably not a smut one since I'm shite at it.

UNTIL NEXT TIME 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

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#castlevania #castlevania nocturne #richter belmont #richter belmont x reader #richter belmont imagine #castlevania fanfics #castlevania imagine #smut #castlevania smut #richter belmont smut #richter belmont x you

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sageandscorpiongrass · 7 months

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First off I wanna say I love Elsa's song and the amazing devil...

Do you think you could make a web weave of your best friend cutting you off after years? It's been a lot on me :(

What do I do with myself now? On: Friendship and endings.

I hope this is alright. It's been... a few years since someone's called me their best friend? So my implied emotion might be a tad off.

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#webweaving #parallels #web weave #web weaving poetry #prose #compilation #on friendship #literature #losing friends #༺✿ web weaves by basil ✿༻#requests #langston hughes #fanny howe #maggie nelson #trista mateer #lloyd schwartz #ruth muskrat bronson #f. scott fitzgerald #i have a whole Thing with forget-me-nots so it seemed fitting to use that as part of my silly introduction ;^^

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oscarpiastriwdc · 12 days

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can you break down the composition of the scientology dog cult

First off, we have our leader, Roscoe Hamilton, the vegan bulldog who lives alone in LA and is the founder of this particular sect of dog scientology.

Next, we have tiny Leo Leclerc, standing on a table because he is a menace, Roscoe's most devoted acolyte. He left everything and everyone in Monaco behind to follow his leader.

Over on the counter is Sweet Corn. She is ambivalent to the cult situation but likes the LA weather so she puts up with Roscoe and Leo's nonsense.

By the pool is Piñón Sainz. As some have already noted, there is a distinct lack of Sainz small crusty white dogs in the scientologist sect. That is because the rest of the Sainz dogs adhere to their own religion and remain in the Sainz family compound. Piñón was not invited to the crusty white dog sect so he rebelled and left Spain to join Roscoe.

Behind him are the Perez dogs. Canelo the bulldog, who has been dead for several years, was reincarnated at the scientologist compound and cannot leave the grounds, so his brother came to stay and keep his company.

Up on the roof is Fanni Bottas who has not been photographed in over five years because he was kidnaped by Roscoe.

On the other roof, off to the left, are Jimmy and Sassy Verstappen, who are literally and figuratively above this all. They think Roscoe is a bad cult leader and will one day overthrow him to take over the world.

And lastly are the assorted albon_pets who have joined the scientologist pet sect. The recruitment caused a schism among the Albon pets, resulting in some moving to LA to join the cult while others stayed behind in England. Among Roscoe's followers are Horsey, Moomoo, two of the Safari Kittens, and Otto.

#scientologist dog

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bwoahtastic · 9 months

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little kitten yuki needs to be carried around whenever they walk a little longer because of his little legs. So Max just scoops him up and put him in his designated fanny pag so he can watch and meow along with the others.

Sometimes yuki falls asleep like that and max forgets he is there and does intviews with yukis little head poing out of the bag.

Plss yuki being a little munchkin kitten and he is tiny and tires quickly so Max carries him in the fanny pack with a lol blanket in it and yuki happily meows and hisses <3

Max doing a press conference about where the fuck all the other drivers are and he was supposed to lie but then suddenly there is a kitten on his lap meowing and wanting pets and Max ends up explaining what really happened lmaoo

#asks #max and cats

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moonah-rose · 4 months

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(Sorry Anon, tumblr ate my original response so here it is again)

Favorite thing about them: Best deadpan delivery of all the characters. Honestly if I were a Button House resident I don't think I'd ever grow tired of talking to this guy.

Least favorite thing about them: As everyone says, not enough screen time. I read somewhere that he was originally supposed to be a bigger character than Robin. Now Robin is my blorbo so I'm glad they weren't swapped but I still hate when Humphrey is left out. The fact he doesn't appear in the finale until the last ten minutes is criminal.

Favorite line: "Not just a pretty face! Oh wait I guess I am."

brotp: Him and Kitty are so cute and I love that she's always most concerned about him. It's a shame he and Alison didn't pair up more because they made the best chaos buds in Fools.

OTP: Don't really have one. Not for the head anyway, but I guess as weird as it is, his body and Fanny seemed to be...happy together? Idk.

Notp: Him and Kitty I guess as they have major uncle/niece energy.

Random headcanon: The coda scene in the finale? Humphrey is on the front desk greeting Alison as he always does and she's subtly grinning and winking at him. We just don't see it as we don't see them in the room but he's always there to welcome her. Plus he just likes watching guests come and go.

Unpopular opinion: I don't ship him and Sophie? I'm not anti or anything and I can see why people enjoy it, I just don't see her being attracted to him. Had circumstances been different though I think they'd have made an amicable platonic marriage/bffs.

Song I associate with them: Whole Again by Atomic Kitty Kitten.

Favorite picture of them:

Just love this shot, it's so cute with Kitty petting him. But also Mary and Robin in the background; there was a time the four of them (plus Annie) where a family and I enjoy thinking of their time together before Annie left.

#ghosts ask game #bbc ghosts #humphrey bone #kitty higham #bbc ghosts spoilers

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samfosho · 5 months

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Help me name my new kitten!

My beloved cat son needed a friend, and there was a little 10 month old kitten that has terrible anxiety and needed a much quieter place to live, and I really couldn't leave her! She's a little tortie with a raspy little meow, she's SO soft, she's on anxiety meds because she's so anxious, and I love her so goddamn much! I've only had her a day and she's already given me a headbutt and eaten in front of me, which is huge.

All this to say, I have narrowed down her name to a top five and need help deciding. For reference, here is about the best photo I could get of her without scaring her

#cat names #cats

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foxynovacoda · 11 days

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Yesterday, after a long day, my cat Fanny gave birth to a petite kitten!

I named them Shosty, but we don't know the gender yet.

(They were supposed to be three at first, but one died in the womb, and the other was born already dead).

#cat #meow #kitten

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ineffablelunatic · 1 year

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Whether the ghosts are cat or dog people based on ✨vibes only✨

AKA which animal they act more like.

Captain - cat person. He has the aloofness and also cats don't need anyone at all (but secretly do). Maybe I want him to move to the Cotswalds and live his best gay life with a kitten and a boyfriend of his choice idk.

Pat - He gives major white lab vibes. Like golden retriever energy but it's a middle aged man from Yorkshire.

Kitty - I'm a little torn on this one because her name is KITTY, but she has the adorable friendliness of a dog. I also feel like she would love both puppies and kittens so she gets both because she deserves it <3

Fanny - another one I'm not sure on because my gut says cat (she just acts like a posh cat who bats things with her paws every so often), but also Dante the dog.

Julian - Cat person. He's annoying and likes to mess with people. He would be that cat who tries to persuade you to rub his belly and then rips your arm off. Also Julian following a laser would be amazing.

Robin - Dog. He runs after squirrels and howls at the moon. Enough said.

Humphrey - Kinda gives the vibe of some kind of really chill dog but I feel like he would also be happy with a tabby cat. Anything as long as it keeps him company.

Mary - Honestly I really can't tell but I feel like she'd think cats are devilspawn and so she would probably get some sort of dog. She does give cat vibes tho...

Thomas - Cat, but the really dramatic sort that sees a cucumber and jumps ten feet in the air. Cries a lot and meows whenever Alison isn't home.

#bbc ghosts #cats or dogs #feel free to share your own opinions on this #this is just the vibes they give me

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thewidowsghost · 2 years

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Liho and the Lion (Natasha Romanoff x G/n Reader)

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@yellowvxbes asked:

hello. i’m sending in a request for you:

how about natasha x reader and they so happen to save a very, very cute cat which in no way at all is relating to me in any way. and the cat so happens to be an orange tabby who is a kitten.

and they’re both saviors for the cat.

thank youuuu 😁😁

I’m apologizing in advance for how long I’ve had this request. @yellowvxbes requested this like six - eight months ago, and I just happened to find it in my drafts. I also feel slightly terrible because this is totally not a full length fic :(

I hope my Yel enjoys, however :)

Natasha fixes her gaze on (Y/n), who is sitting and staring off into the distance.

“What’re you thinking about?” Natasha asks her lover.

“Nat,” (Y/n) turns to face their girlfriend, “I want a cat.”

“Honey,” Natasha reaches over and uses a finger to turn (Y/n)’s face to meet her gaze, “we have a cat.”

(Y/n) shakes their head. “But Liho is your cat,” (Y/n) replies, their gaze flicking to said cat, who was lying in Natasha’s lap. “He’s always cuddling with you,” (Y/n) says, and Liho lifts his head, his green eyes meeting (Y/n)’s (E/c) gaze. (Y/n) narrows their gaze at the cat, before returning their gaze back to Natasha.

“How ‘bout we go for a walk?” Natasha asks.

After a moment, (Y/n) nods. “Fine,” (Y/n) mutters.

“You sound so upset,” Natasha murmurs, placing a kiss on (Y/n)’s lips. (Y/n) brightens a little at the kiss. “And I’ll think about it,” Natasha says, and (Y/n) brightens even more.

Natasha and (Y/n)’s joined hands swing between them as they walk together down the sidewalk.

“Get outta here you mangy animal!” a man yells, and an animal lets out a terrible, terrified screech.

A streak of orange dark red streaks straight to the couple and scrambles up (Y/n)’s legs to quiver in their arms.

(Y/n) stares down at the mackerel tabby as he buries his head in their chest. The cat whimpers, turning his head to stare at the man as he runs closer, a wooden spoon grasped in his hands.

“What’s going on here?” Natasha asks, staring at the man with her Black Widow glare. The man stops in his tracks, lowering the spoon.

“That creature,” the man jabs the spoon at the cat, but he falters when Natasha glares at him again.

The cat mewls, burning his head into (Y/n)’s chest again.

The man walks away, swinging his spoon by his side.

“Nat,” (Y/n) murmurs, looking at the poor quivering kitten in their arms.

Natasha reaches out a hand, and the kitten tentatively lifts his head, pressing his tiny nose to her hand.

“You were wanting a cat,” Natasha replies and (Y/n) grins, smoothing down the cat’s fur.

. . .

“What do I call you?” (Y/n) asks, lying down in front of the sleeping cat. “Cream? Pepper -”

“Not Pepper,” Natasha comments from the kitchen table. “That’s too close to home.”

(Y/n) glances over at Natasha, flashing her a grin. “Butter? Blaze? Caramel? Cheddar? Ginger? Sunny? Mango? Maple? Leo?”

The mackerel tabby lifts his head, purring sleepily.

“Leo?” (Y/n) asks.

Leo reaches out, resting a paw atop (Y/n)’s hand.

. . .

“Liho and Leo the Lion,” Kate Bishop lies on the floor in front of Leo.

(Y/n) looks up from their book. “Leo the Lion?” (Y/n) asks.

“You know, like Earl of Sandwich?” Kate asks and (Y/n) laughs.

“That is just how you named Lucky,” Yelena says, sitting across the table from her sister where they were playing cards and drinking beer.

“How’d you decide on the name Fanny?” (Y/n) asks Yelena.

“Ask your girlfriend,” Yelena replies.

“Excuse me,” (Y/n) asks, putting up their book.

“One of my false identities was Fanny Longbottom,” Natasha replies, a blush darkening her pale cheeks.

“You’re kidding?” (Y/n) asks, a laugh escaping their mouth.

“Sadly,” Natasha replies.

. . .

“You know you can train a cat?” (Y/n) asks Natasha, looking up from the sleeping tabby in their lap.

“You’re going to traumatize that poor cat,” Natasha tells (Y/n).

“He loves me,” (Y/n) replies. “Don’t you, Leo.” Leo purrs softly in his sleep. “See,” (Y/n) says proudly, puffing out their chest.

. . .

“I think we need to take family photos,” (Y/n) says one day at bedtime.

Natasha, who was half asleep, lets out a murmur of agreement.

Liho and Leo look up from their position on the couch across from the bed, as though wondering what their redheaded mother knew what she’d just agreed to.

. . .

“I’m glad I agreed to this,” Natasha asks, flicking through the stack of professional photos they’d just picked up from the photography shop.

“Look at our little happy family,” (Y/n) agrees, gazing at the photos. Liho was sitting in Natasha’s lap, her head resting atop Leo’s back. The orange tabby is sitting in (Y/n)’s lap, his head resting on (Y/n)’s knee.

Word Count: 815 words

#natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x gender neutral reader #natasha romanoff x gn reader

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ghosts-of-love · 1 year

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right. using all my confidence to send this ask.

if there were to be a dog at button house. how do you think it would go. as in, each ghost's reaction! OR!!!!!!!! if each ghost had a pet of some kind (in an alive au ofc) what would it be!!!!

these little thoughts only came to me because my parrot loves larry rickard. have a splendid day :)

this is an EXCELLENT question thank you so so much!! (also please please never feel like u can't send asks! I really love to hear from people!!) also i'll answer under the read more because undoubtedly it'll get long!

for everyone else: send me asks! (my work system is down so i cant do anything!)

okay, so we've already seen at least some of the ghosts reactions to real life dogs at button house (Barclay's dogs and Nick's dog!). From my recollection of both times...

Robin, seeing a dog: COMRADE BARK BARK (relatable)

The Captain: adorable confusion/stern look at barking (also relatable)

Pat: attempting to give the dog SO much love and attention even though it's making him nauseated 🥺 (the most relatable)

we also know that Fanny loved her dog Dante more than her own kids lol and in terms of other pets irl i think she had a falcon and a horse? a real animal lover tbh!

in terms of everyone else having pets when they're alive - i don't think anyone doesn't want a pet but I do think they fall into one of two categories (Robin exists outside these categories because animals aren't pets to him, they're fellow guys)

adores animals and desperately wants or has a pet (Pat, Kitty, Fanny, Humphrey)

pretends they don't want a pet/are above having a pet but would love one if they got one (Julian, the Captain, Mary, Thomas)

Mary is the 2nd category because i think she had a lot of animals out of necessity (cows, chickens, etc) and so might not get the concept of having one just to have one (and also is probably very similar to Robin - chickens are just some guys in the same way that dogs are).

Pat is definitely a dog person! The Captain pretends to be ambivalent but is absolutely like someone from those videos where it's like "my dad and the dog he didn't want" and they're both cuddling on the sofa. In my fic Lost then Found, Fanny adopted a border collie and Cap trained it and low-key I am still in love with that idea, I think a border collie or springer spaniel would be a good dog for him. Taking training seriously (!) but also being adorable and cuddly for him. I've got distracted by the Captain now.

I think Julian would be in category 2 where he has a cat so he could pretend it's self-sufficient and that neither of them care for each other but then he has multiple nicknames for it and gives it the best food.

Kitty, like Fanny, is category 1. I think she would have a house full of strays/adopted animals. Everything under the sun. Basically her own animal shelter (because she knows what it's like to feel unloved)

This is actually making me really emotional because the more I'm thinking about it, the more I think, regardless of category 1 or 2, any of them would just love an animal that loves them back? Even people like Julian or Cap who pretend to be above it all, they'd see a little lost kitten and be like,, yo anyone gonna give that guy a home?

I'll leave it there for now, but I'm thinking I really should put more pets into my AUs now!!

Also i'm now obsessed with your parrot who loves Larry Rickard. A bird of fine taste! I hope that you have a lovely day as well!! and thank you again for sending this!! <3 <3

#bbc ghosts #ask #anon #this got fucking LONG and i'm so sorry!!

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galaxy-brushs-asks-blogs · 7 months

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Fanny, do you like cats

Fanny: Like this one time, when I was a child, I was lost in the city somewhere, I stumbled upon a stray kitten.. It looked a bit odd since it had purple fur... But it ran towards me and started purring..

This.. Brought warmth to me, and I don't know why...

#ask blog #send asks #tpot #bfb #bfdi #alternate universe #tpot au #bfb au #bfdi au #tpot fanny #bfb fanny #bfdi fanny

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thatgordongirl · 2 years

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for the ghosts dating suggestion thing (if youre doing that?) thomas and robin, please? :D

Your wish is my command ;)

Dating Thomas includes:

Spontaneous poetry, I’m talking mid conversation

Just breaks out into love poetry based on every single feature

He’s pleased with the smallest amount of attention, you could literally blow him a kiss and he’d fall apart

Having to calm him when someone works him up

Reassuring him that writing is a profession

Kisses along your arms like Gomez Addams (From that one post)

Waking up early to watch the sun rise

Being his muse

Constant physical contact

Like he’ll take any opportunity to hug you, hold you

Getting serenaded

Being his comfort when he sulks about not being able to work on his writing

Dancing with him randomly throughout the day

Helping him get comfortable with his bullet wound

Watching him defend you against anything and everyone, even though he’s as threatening as a kitten

So you end up happily defending him

Playing with his curly hair

Dating Robin includes:

Messing with Mike and scaring Alison

Braiding his hair even though it will just change back

Piggyback rides

Walking through the woods at night

Translating his stories when they’re described with noises

Applauding him when he explodes a lightbulb

Reminding Fanny that he’s smart

Cheering him on during chess

Having him teach you chess so you can beat Julian

Cuddling that’s more like wrestling

Sitting by the fire together

Staying up to look at the moon with him

Reminding him of how to pronounce certain words

Being taught things he’s picked up over the years

Being offered his animal fur clothing even if he can’t take it off for long

Being the wicked trio of you, Robin and Julian

#robin bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts #thomas thorne #ask response #thank you for the ask!

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vamprayne · 9 months

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Favorite color: greens & rainbows

Currently Reading: Necessary Evils by Onley James, the Monsterous series by Lily Mayne

Last Song: only you-Jake Wesley Rogers

Last Series: finished The Witcher, just started Good Omens season 2

Last Movie: in the theater, Barbie! At home, 80 for Brady (I will forever call fanny packs "strap ons")

Currently working on: getting ready for Dragon Con (last minute tweaks to cosplays, making lists)

And acclimating my new kitten to the household 😻

I tag anyone and everyone 🤗

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ahedderick · 1 year

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Flashback, 2015

In May of 2014 I got a kitten, who grew to be a scrappy youngster in the winter of 2015. I found this little essay from the day he decided to learn about winter weather the Hard Way.

Feb 15, 2015, So far today we have had:

A) 2am to 5am, domestic animal disturbances as the cats, left inside because of the vicious weather, ‘interact' with each other and Chance. My lips, as I write this, are compressed in a humorless straight line.

B) 3am Front screen door blows open hard enough to break its springs and crack the doorframe.

C) 7am Woman who didn’t get to sleep enough due to animal and weather disturbances cleans up gigantic freakin’ mess in kitchen. Tired of cleaning the kitchen. Also whiny and grumpy.

D) 7:30am My husband (redacted for major grouchiness)

E) 7:35am Daughter gives Father a piece of her mind.

F) 8am Both cows fed, I am just returning from dumping Butthead’s feed in his trough when I hear a nasty feline wail. Anticipating some sort of fight with a stray, I rush behind the tractor to find . . . . Rocky with his tongue stuck (frozen) to the brushhog. Why did he lick the brushhog on the coldest day of the year WHY!!??? He is wailing and struggling and I am wailing and crying as I leap to grab the bucket of warm water I use to clean the cow. Before I could ‘melt’ him, he tugged free. Wailing. Cuddling. I ran back down with a very subdued puddytat in my arms and burst into the house in distress.

G) Cat seems to be recovering fine, resume milking. Leave cows (all three) in barn for a break from the wind. Doris and Fanny are good with staying in, but not happy that I let Butthead join them.

H) Filter milk and set it out to cool down, eat breakfast, and head to Jim’s barn in the truck. Load 2 bales straw and one bag corn.

I) Scatter one bale straw in and under chicken coop. The chickens, who have not had anything to do and have barely moved in several days, burst into frantic and happy action. Finally, someone is in a good mood. There could be interesting seeds or a dead bug in there; they will turn over every piece of straw until they find out.

Bleh. Hrmph. Humbug.

#farm living #winter #farming in winter #cold weather #farm animals #milk cow #dairy #cats man

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