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thegreyjoyed · 6 months

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It’s thanksgiving today !!! Meaning… Alex Keller thanksgiving headcanons <3

Alex Keller is obviously an American

So he’d celebrate thanksgiving with his family !!!

•He’s got a HUGE family, so they probably rent out a space for the evening and have a whole lineup of crockpots, baked dishes, dessert table, drink table, kid drink table, alcohol table, etc etc…

• He brings a good pie, some drinks(lemonade and budlight) and plastic silverware too ofc

•LOVES telling stories at the dinner table when he isn’t in exile at the kids table to be with his little cousins who love hanging off of him and getting him all sticky n gross bc he pulled some mean ass prank on the whole family

• He loves seeing his grandmas and grandpas, he gives them a big bear hug(gentler), and a kiss on each cheek

• he never participates in politics talking, probably leaves the room to ‘use the bathroom’ or just doesn’t participate and changes the topics

• when they all go to one persons house to watch a football game, the thanksgiving parade, the dog show or something else, he crashes on the couch and at least one baby gets piled onto him as a napping spot because (big family)

• loves letting his older girl cousins play with his hair and give him a full face of makeup bc they never get to see him aside from the holidays he gets off

• he loves green beans and mixing his plate all around, he gets corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, probably no gravy, but sometimes he does, he gets ham and turkey, and a roll and he mixes everything together in one big pile and smears it onto open rolls and chows down like he hasn’t gotten good food in months(which he hasn’t)

• He talks vaguely about his deployments but only ever tells the light hearted parts like if he hears someone crack a good joke or something good came from the deployment etc

• he has dad jokes for days that he tells his aunts and uncles and parents

• Plays with his cousins even as an adult bc he probably is an only child or has a younger sister that tolerates him

• he hates sweet potatoes. GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM HIM !!!!! He don’t like them even with the marshmallows

• he loves his grandma’s homemade noodles so so much, they’re just PERFECT no one can match his love for the noodles

• Alex also never takes off the makeup his cousins put on him, he always has to go to a CVS or rite aid and get makeup remover to remove the makeup smeared on his face and gets some candy for himself and other necessities

• he flicks food at his cousins when he’s banned to the kid table, throws a spoon full of mashed potatoes at the littlest toddler aged kid and then blames it on someone else and acts innocent

• He gossips with his teenage girl cousins and games with his teenage boy cousins, a family man, if you will

• loves just watching his great aunt crochet/knitting him a scarf or too small of gloves bc she’s half blind

• loves watching over the babies and just catching up with family

#call of duty #thanksgiving #alex keller #cod modern warfare #cod fanart #alex keller mw #mw1 alex Keller #He’s my pookie #family guyyyyy #he’s pookie #family guys are the best #mwah mwah #mwah <3 #I love him

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anachronistic-falsehood · 9 months

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crying shaking sniveling wailing thinking about qcellbit idk what kind of crack cellbit put in his cubito but i cannot get this lil guy out of my head

#qsmp #qcellbit #THIS FUCKING GUYYYYY :((((#his violent past...... trying to overcome the tendencies ingrained in him..... the love for his newfound family....#HIS REACTION TO FINDING THE MEMORIES BOOK OF THE MISSING EGG...... :(((#I AM DISTRAUGHT

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tmntxthings · 2 years

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Oh! Then I'll send it again! So I wanted to request rise!Raph dating a bubbly happy reader. She's really bubbly with people around her but when she started dating Raph she gets nervous and really shy. But when Raph and her are alone, she gets really affectionate and clingy! When they're out, Raph gets flirty with her and is very amused when they're alone. IDK FLIRTY RISE RAPH. thank you if you do this btw! LOVE YOUR WRITING. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. -bubble

Only with You

author’s note: super happy to finally have gotten a good chunk of school work done so I was feeling the fluff, here we go my dear bubble anon

warnings: fluff to the max, cursing

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“Guyyyyys!!” You called out as you popped your head past the entry way. “Guess what??” You asked all smiles, happy to see all the turtles were lounging in the common area. “What?” Donnie asked and you made a face, “uhmmm pizza??” Mikey guessed and you shook your head. “You’re a floating head now?” Leo asked wondering why you were still only showing just your face. “Ha ha,” you narrowed your eyes at the blue clad turtle. “Schools out for the holidays?” Raph said with a knowing smile and you finally came into the lair jumping up and down, “ding ding ding ding! and the winner is Big Raphie!” you shot him a wink.

Leo and Mikey were just as excited at this news. If you were out for the holidays so was April. Though Donnie didn’t understand how one could possibly want to miss school. He thought it was one of the greatest places on earth besides the library! “Yeah April should be heading this way in a couple hours, you know how she is, job hunting and all,” you explained as you made your way to Raph’s side of the couch. “Sooo? Plans?!” You said with round eyes, ready to live it up to the fullest with your besties, anddd boyfriend! “We definitely need to make a snowman this year,” Mikey said in thought. “Lameee let’s go to the Hidden City! I’m sure there’s plenty to do during the holidays,” Leo claimed.

Donnie wasn’t interested in doing much else than getting his projects done, it was a miracle he was out in the common area to begin with. “Why are you in the living room?” You asked curiously, “I took a break plus family time,” he explained not looking up from his phone. Donnie’s idea of family time was more like basking in his brothers presence for however long he could stand it while being on his phone, which had you shaking your head. Raph was quiet to this particular question of plans, which surprised you. The two of you had been texting back and forth about plenty of plans! You wondered why he didn’t share it with his brothers. And you wouldn’t find out about what he was thinking until later that evening. After an hour or so of talking, the boys got hungry and you happily ordered pizza, texting April if she wanted any. She replied with a big yes, and saying she’d pick it up on her way over!

After eating and more good vibes and conversation everyone started to part ways and do their own thing. Donnie headed to his lab, ready and rejuvenated to probably spend hours if not days awake working on whatever science-y thing he was creating. Mikey, Leo, and April all had a running bet for who would win at DDR so they all headed to the arcade. You peered over at Raph as it ended up being just the two of you. “You sure you don’t wanna join them in DDR? We all know you’re the dance master!” You smiled, you would definitely place your bet on Raph out of all of them.

“Nahh I was thinking me and you could watch a movie, I got Donnie to set up a mini projector in my room,” he said grinning. Annnd there went your brain, poof, all up in sparks and smoke. You and Raph? Alone? In his room? Watching a movie? Don’t get it wrong, you wanted to, oh you did and you thought the plan was so sweet, he must’ve been thinking about this for a while to get Donnie to help out! And you had no idea! The two of you texted about any and everything. That was how he knew exactly what you wanted everyone to guess earlier that day. “O-oh? Okay!” You nodded, smiling sheepishly as you followed Raph out of the kitchen and to his room.

Oh goodness, you had this feeling in your stomach. Butterflies or maybe even bees! Buzzing around and not giving you a break to calm down. You stayed at the doorway, shifting your weight as you watched Raph become occupied with turning on the projector and making sure it was facing the empty space on his wall. He had plenty posters of Lou Jitsu, Jupiter Jim, and Ghost Bear. “Y/n?” He called you out of your daydreaming, looking over all his posters. “Hmm?” You said meeting his eyes. “You comin’?” He said with amusement dancing across his features. “Right, coming inside your room, me and you, aloneee,” you said taking a few steps in.

Raph chuckled, he knew this shy phase would fade soon. He knew exactly what to expect next, first you would get shy, getting used to just his presence without the buffer of his brothers or April. He patted the bed, signaling you to enter further. “Baby you’re just too cute when you get shy,” Raph snickered, teasing you and your hands went up to your face immediately. “Raphhhh,” you whined, not liking it when your shyness was pointed out. You kept walking forward though, peeking through your fingers to see when to stop just before Raph’s bed. He tugged you down, making you squeal as you landed on the bed next to him. “Alright alright, no more teasing, do you wanna pick the movie?” He asked and that immediately got your attention.

He handed you the remote as your brain momentarily stuttered at the feeling of his hand brushing yours, but you babbled about movie genres. Raph liked everything except horror which was fine with you. Scary movies weren’t really your thing either so you settled on an action movie that had a good amount of romance as well. You and Raph moved to the head of the bed, where a pile of pillows awaited, getting comfortable. As you had something else to focus on you didn’t really feel shy anymore. In fact, you really just wanted to hold Raph’s hand, or even hop over into his lap and cuddle while the movie rolled. “Raph?” You whispered, wondering how much he was paying attention to the movie. “Yeah?” He said giving you a side glance before looking back at the movie, you estimated he was halfway paying attention to the movie. “Can I hold your hand?” You asked sweetly, already reaching out for it. He immediately opened up his palm and you placed your hand inside, his hand closing gently, engulfing yours. You rested your cheek on his arm, snuggling up close so you were pressed against him. He was so warm and you sighed with contentment.

Yes, your next phase was clingy affection. If Raph even dared to move his hand because he thought it was getting a little too sweaty, you’d just ask for his other hand. Or even worse, beg for his hand back until he gave in. But you must’ve been pretty excited all day, after getting comfortable and all snuggled up you fell asleep as the movie started to get good. Raph only noticed when he glanced down, trying to gauge your reaction for a certain scene that had just played when he saw your eyes closed, breathing deepened, your mouth slightly open. His other hand fumbled for his phone wanting to take a picture, he just couldn’t you were so adorable, falling asleep holding his hand!

Raph gushed as he quietly took the picture, double checking to make sure the flash was off before he clicked. “Sweet dreams princess,” Raph murmured kissing the top of your head before turning back to the movie. You’d ask him all about it when you woke up. “Mmmgh Raphie” you muttered half asleep as you turned your head and kicked a leg out to wrap over one of Raph’s. He just knew his arm was going to fall asleep but for you, he’d stay still. He loved how comfortable you were with him, how you trusted him to care for you and protect you while you slept. Or maybe that was just the way his mind worked, because he kept envisioning foot soldiers storming into his room. He’d ninja the hell out of them, silently and swiftly, making sure you wouldn’t even wake up! And he’d be back by your side, holding you close and you’d snuggle your face into his plastron.

Yeah, Raph was totally daydreaming about being a badass and protecting you. Maybe it was because of the action/romance movie. Though honestly he had those kinds of thoughts all the time when it came to you. He couldn’t help it. He used to envision himself saving his brothers, but ever since he met you, you became the star to all his daydreams. Not that you put yourself in dangerous situations or anything. Raph just loved the idea of being your protector. Being someone you could count on, turn to, depend on, he wanted to be it all. So as he blinked out of his own reveries, realizing the credits were now rolling for the movie, he looked around for the remote. Sighing as he noticed it was on the other side of the bed.

The deep breath caused you to slowly wake, and you stretched, groaning to yourself as you asked if the movie was over. “Yeah,” Raph hummed as he took that opportunity to reach across you and grab the remote. Your eyes fluttered open as you felt his arm brush over your stomach. He paused momentarily, his face hovering over yours as blushes overcame the both of you. “Ah, the remote-“ Raph tried to explain, wanting to show you his innocent intentions to pick another movie. But you had other ideas as your eyelashes batted and then closed as you leaned forward silencing his sputtering.

Raph held his breath, as your lips met his. It only took you initiating for him to become confident enough to drop the remote control and kiss you back. His hands going up yours arms, making you shiver. It was slow, sweet kisses, that would break away easily and come back together in a smooth rhythm. His hands were soon cradling your face, angling for more control as he tilted your face ever so slightly upwards. He made a deep rumbling noise in the back of his throat at your compliance. He swiped his tongue across your lower lip, wanting not only your lips but your entire mouth. Tongue and all. At his request you parted and he eagerly met your tongue with his own. It was a hot and heavy makeout sesssion from there that left the two of you breathless.

He pulled back, not realizing how much he had leaned forward, his whole upper body practically covering you. He cleared his throat, bringing a hand up to his bandana, “so?” he rumbled, voice still thick from the earlier activities. “movie?” he continued on sheepishly, glancing at the forgotten remote by your hip. You bit down on your already swollen lower lip, how could you possibly watch a movie after that?! You’d need a cold shower or at least a lap around the lair! Raph’s eyes followed the way your teeth nibbled on your lower lip and he felt envious. Even though he had been the one to make it swollen in the first place. But you weren’t stopping and it was driving him crazy! “Ahh fuck it,” he said forgetting about movies as he swooped down to capture your lips again. Chuckling at your surprised squeals, loving how they quickly quieted down in favor of breathless gasping.

“Raph how am I supposed to walk out of here with these duck lips?!” You said touching your tender, puffy lips. Sometimes he would bite a little too hard. “Shall I carry you milady?” He waggled his brow bones at you from his laid out position on his bed. The two of you had finally watched a second movie, Raph’s choice, a Jupiter Jim film not so surprising. “Wouldn’t that just be even more obvious??” You sighed trying to come up with some clever plan to not be embarrassed by Raph’s brothers. You’d never live it down if Leo saw the state of your lips. “Hmmm sorry sweets I’m all out of plans,” he admitted.

You ended up deciding being carried was better than nothing. So to Raph’s joy, he carried you close to his plastron, looking down to take quick peeks at how cute you were with your face pressed close to his chest. You were doing that so you couldn’t be seen but still! To your surprise, no one was in the living room so the coast was clear for you to climb up the ladder to the surface. “Another movie night tomorrow?” Raph asked smugly and you smacked his plastron as he placed you on your feet. “No, no, we aren’t ‘watching movies’ every night Raph! We are definitely making a snowman and going to the Hidden City!” You chided, knowing he would certainly try to stay in cuddled with you the entire holiday.

“Fine fine, you got me,” Raph laughed, conceding to do his brothers plans… though he would definitely get you to ‘watch movies’ with him again sometime veryyyy soon. Actually! You had started climbing up the ladders, getting to peg three before Raph spoke up, “what?? No goodbye kiss?” He said in devastation. You turned, smiling knowing he had gotten plentyyyy of kisses earlier but still, you let him close the distance. He kissed you gingerly, “get home safe for me,” Raph said softly, noting how he hadn’t needed to bend down to meet your lips. “Don’t worry I will!” You said beaming at him before turning to climb the rest of the ladder, “bye Raphie!!” You called from the top as you closed the manhole. “Text me when you get home!”

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gabigabigabby · 11 months

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emile smith rowe x celeb!reader

a/n: jack harlow kinda been on my mind lately so here's this monstrosity. also, this plot is set where arsenal wins the prem. and inspired by my fav christian smau 🥰 enjoy! ⭐️

synopsis: when bf emile gets jealous of your friendship with america's white boy jack harlow

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justsalpals · 8 months

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guyyyyys you don't understand

family centric stories, especially in ttrpg where everything is so organic and emotional, fuck me upppppp

these stoats are gonna make me bawl. the dynamics! the layered relationships! the mother and her two kids! the tiny brother and sister! the older pair of sisters! the old woman and her two grown daughters! the brother-in-law! the kids and their grandmother! the kids and their aunt!

god I'm already so gone, just thinking about what awaits. the care. the love. the pointed looks, the shared history, the protecting one another. the world that will tear them apart, and how they will cling to each other.

THE STOATS

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #someone call aabria I'm holding her accountable

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hatedmaggot · 3 months

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guys its fucking bert mccrackens birthday today.oohhh my god and hes in australia rn. do you think hes.hes with his family rn do you think hes having cake rightnow with his wife and daughters ?guyyyyys. fuck

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hermanunworthy · 1 year

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!DNDADS S2 EP34 SPOILERS!

here are my thoughts on the new episode!!! this time im actually writing them out in real time. ive been so so excited for this one

- no normal fact damn. thats okay though will i support

- oh god are they doing this w their comedy personas.

- IM SO NERVOUS FOR THIS STRANGER I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW SHES FEELING ABOUT THIS LMAO

- i love how tori didnt even get an introduction to scam it was just like oh yeah theres a guy here named scam likely

- LINK JUST SHOWING GARFIELD ON HIS PHONE lincoln li wilson bless ur soul

- somehow the audio quality of link being on a microphone extra loud makes this so funny

- istg the moment hermie has a line im gonna scream and jump up and down

- ANTHONYS IN FUCKING JOKER MAKEUP????

- THE COMPLETE SILENCE AFTER THE PLANES JOKE.

- i literally forgot that disney movies have anime remakes now in dndads i was so confused for a sec WAIT TORI DOESNT KNOW THIS OMFG IMAGINE HER CONFUSION

- WAS NOT EXPECTING THE SUDDEN TAYLOR ANGST HE WAS SCARED ABOUT HIS MOM DYING AS A KID??? ARE U JOKING??

- honestly though i think taylor opening up like this through comedy makes sense

- link is so supportive of taylor awwww

- BETH MAY PREPARING MISOGYNISTIC JOKES WHILE EXPECTING TO PERFORM FOR A MAN HELPP

- NORMAL IS LAST OH GOD

- OH GOD HES TRAUMADUMPING TOO

- i think its so funny and ironic how scary is the only one who doesnt drop lore about her family in her set

- OHHHH MY GOD THE CHAPARRAL ROAST. OH YEAH. I LOVE THE DIRECTION WILLS GOING W THIS (NORMAL DOESNT GET MAD HE GETS EVEN)

- HERMIE SAID A SINGLE WORD I REPEAT HE GOT ONE WORD IN FOLKS

- WILL IS SO GOOD AT THIS. GOD

- HERMIEEEE

- THE WAY MY FACE FUCKING FELL WHEN HE STARTED DIRECTLY ROASTING HERMIE. OH NO

- "im sensitive about that :[" MY LITTLE GUYYYYY NO

- NOOOOO NORMAL WHAT ARE U DOING THIS IS SO MEAANN THIS IS TOO FAR

- HERMIE IS CRYING???? OMFG NO

- NORMAL TOLD HERMIE HE LIKES HIM!!!!!

- will campos is carrying this entire episode

- GOTHCLEATS????

- IM LESS THAN HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE AND I AM ALREADY LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

- hermies up now i am so fucking scared. this episode is NOT going the direction i thought it would omfg (not complaining at all im just in shock)

- *applauds hermie along w tori* (I CANT BELIEVE ANTHONY IS DOING THIS W JOKER MAKEUP)

- HE JUST HAS DC JOKES.

- thanks for the existential crisis/aging/suicide jokes hermie i really needed that on my bday 😅😅 /s

- IS HERMIE OKAY????? THERE WAS SM TO UNPACK THERE. I CANT DO THIS

- "im saying were all thinking about how i would be better off dead" IM KILLING MYSELFFFF

- nobody hmu ever again /j i am never going to stop thinking about the fact that hermie is canonically suicidal

- TORI SCORED LINCOLN HIGHER THAN TAYLOR LMAO

- HERMIE LOST.

- i had to take a big ol break just to process that shit. fuck. this is somehow making me even more insane hermie brained wtf

- HERMIE IS TELLING THEM TO JUST KILL SCAM???

- THE FACT THAT I JUST DID A DRAWING OF SCAM AND HERMIE WHOLESOME FATHER SON BONDING BEFORE THIS EPISODE. GOD

- "u dont like me, u idiot" 😦

- MY FUCKINGGGFG FACE RN. I. I

- NORMAL IS TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE WTF

- IM LITERALLYYY GETTINF OAKWORTHY CONFESSION SCENE. ON MY BDAY.

- HERMIE DIDNT DO IT FOR HIS SCHOOL???

- HE. HE. HE DID ALL OF THIS FOR HIS DAD. HES LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME FR.

- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUCK. OAKWORTHY NATION. WE ARENT REALLY WINNING BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

- THIS IS LIKE WHEN GLENN WAS SAYING THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HIM IS TO KILL HIS DAD THIS IS SO UPSETTING

- ANTHONY ASKING IF NORMAL ACTUALLY GENUINELY LIKES HERMIE. I CANT DO THIS

- GUYS WE GOT AN ANCHOR BREAKING W LOVE BC OF OAKWORTHY. JUST LIKE WE WANTED

- will campos really holding on strong for us. normal is gonna fix hermie if its the last thing he does ig

- THE BABY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON WAS STEWIE????

- THERES STILL LIKE ANOTHER HALF HOUR LEFT I FEEL SICK

- NICKYS BACK i wasnt expecting him this episode yippee

- THEYRE IN SPACE. AND HERMIE IS THERE. THIS IS THE PERFECT EPISODE FOR ME

- im being so serious guys when i say i think this may be my fave episode of the whole season so far it is boggling my mind and smashing my heart to pieces and im loving it

- "u can be polygamous in space" there are so many good lines this episode

- I LOVE HOW EXCITED BETH IS ABOUT THE TELEBANGLE

- i also love whenever freddie talks about sciencey mathy stuff that i dont understand

- ARE THEY SERIOUSLY ALL MARRYING EACH OTHER??? IS THIS REALLY WHATS HAPPENING???? HELPP

- SCARY SIGNED AS TERRY. W A HEART. YALL.

- THIS EPISODE IS A FUCKING FEVER DREAM I SWEAR

holy fucking shit. what a rollercoaster. so yeah guys i think that was my fave episode of the season wow. what a bday gift to me. herman unworthy is just like me fr. i am going to take an eternity to recover from this.

#dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #siren says

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sammywolfgirl · 11 months

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Kinda plotting out ideas for lobster and mocha in my au and uh.

Kinda realizing I’ve flipped their motives for how this is set up in my au?

Because like sugartaria fell a generation ago in my au, lobster and mocha ray are he grandkids of the cookies who lived there, and while lobster likely grew up with stories of the place he kinda was more motivated to act when a friendship ended bad and they kinda dedicated their life to track that guy down and maybe punch him about it.

Meanwhile mocha ray is much more dedicated to restoring the old city by any means, her family were dedicated to that place and she thinks maybe if she brings it back they’ll have purpose again?

And I’m kinda realizing with the loose plotting of how the wondercrab arc goes that lobster is content to stay and make a new life here while uh,

Mocha is the one now with the “by any means necisary” notice cannon lobster had.

….guyyyyys I think mocha ray is gonna commit a theft and I’m worried the mocha ray enjoyers will be upset

Can anyone who has either of these guys as blorbos give an opinion? Even if they’re a bit different in my au I still want it to be in the range of like character, you know?

I’m not about to make either of these guys super out of character just for plot.

#it me #maybe anxiety is being mean but I am genuebly curious #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run au #mocha ray cookie #lobster cookie

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imeverywoman420 · 1 year

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I’m walking home from work rn and as soon as I get in I’m watching some family guy. ur blog has made me nostalgic for it.

lucky theres a family guyyyyy

#Ask

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walangmaisippnaurl · 1 year

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Watching family guyyyyy yayyy

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healeroflightanddark · 3 months

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We Are Family, Chapter 1: The New Kids

It was another ordinary day at Maiami Second Junior High School. The students were chatting before class, waiting for the bell to ring. As soon as it did, the teacher walked into the room.

“Class, we have four new students joining us today,” the teacher said. That got everyone’s attention. It wasn’t everyday that they got a new student, and it was even rarer that they got more than one in a single day. But four new students? That was completely unheard of! The teacher turned to the door and called out, “You can come in now!”

The door opened and four boys walked in. Everyone was shocked. The four boys all had the same face, and they had dual-colored hair. One of them had black and purple hair that reminded the class of eggplant, the second had blue and yellow hair that looked like a banana, the third had pink and purple hair like a cabbage, and the fourth had red and green hair exactly like a tomato.

“Go ahead and introduce yourselves,” the teacher told them.

“I’m Sakaki Yuto,” said the eggplant boy.

“I’m Sakaki Yuri,” said the cabbage boy.

“I’m Sakaki Yugo,” said the bluenana.

“I’m Sakaki Yuya!” said the tomato head.

Unfortunately, they all spoke at the same time, so nobody really caught their names. The only parts of their names that anyone really understood was their surname and the Yu part of their given names.

“Ok, um, how about we try that again, but take turns introducing yourselves?” the teacher suggested.

The four boys all blinked at the same time, then looked at each other. After what appeared to be a full, silent conversation, they each re-introduced themselves one by one. This time everyone actually understood them.

“Alright, so, we’re lucky enough to have four empty seats available,” the teacher said. “So you four can pick which ones you want to sit in.”

The four kids looked at the empty seats. There was one at the front of the room, one in the middle, and two next to each other at the back. The tomato-haired boy, Yuya, made his way to one of the seats in the back, followed by all three of the others. As soon as Yuya sat down, there was a scuffle as his brothers each tried to take the seat next to him.

“No! I wanna sit next to him!” Yugo said, trying to force his way into the seat. Yuri pushed him away, “No! That’s my seat!”

Yuto managed to pull the chair out from under them and sat down. “I win!”

Yugo and Yuri glared at him, and Yuri even stomped his foot in frustration. Yuya groaned. “Guyyyyys! Please don’t fight!”

“Why are they fighting over a seat like that?” a girl whispered to the boy next to her. The four boys heard her, and Yuto, Yuri, and Yugo all said, “Because Yuya’s my favorite brother!”

“Just, pick a seat, you two,” the teacher sighed. Yuri and Yugo both glared at Yuto as they made their way to the other two empty seats and sat down. The teacher began the morning lesson, but Yuto, Yuri, and Yugo were all too busy glaring at each other to pay attention. The tension was so strong that it was physically palpable. The hair on the back of everyone’s necks was standing up.

Finally the teacher groaned, and turned around. “Okay, fine! Mackfield, switch seats with Yuri, Kurosaki, switch seats with Yugo. Now will you three calm down?”

The boy behind Yuya and the boy next to him opposite of Yuto got up to switch seats with Yuri and Yugo. The two Sakaki boys rushed to claim the newly emptied seats, with Yugo sitting next to Yuya and Yuri sitting behind him. This arrangement seemed to pacify all of the Sakaki boys, and the tension in the room died down. Everyone else breathed a sigh of relief, and the lesson continued as usual.

Yuya tried to pay attention to the lesson, but it was a math lesson and he hated math. Yuto and Yuri were the ones that were good at that subject. Yuya and Yugo tended to copy their brothers’ homework and try not to get caught looking at their answers on tests. Yuya glanced over at Yuto, who was taking notes on the lesson.

Yuto felt Yuya’s eyes on him and looked up at him. He could feel the tomato’s question without him having to ask. The eggplant gave a nod, giving Yuya permission to copy his notes later. Yuya smiled at him in gratitude and turned back to face the front of the class. Having quadruplet telepathy was awesome!

#cross posted on ao3 #cross posted on deviantart #cross posted on fanfiction.net #cross posted on quotev #cross posted on wattpad #yugioh arc v #yuya sakaki #yugo #yuri #yuto #quadruplets #high school au

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obv i want my hockey ocs to be focused around when they’re actually playing BUT god is it enticing to write them after retirement just. doing whatever they want

p1 bc the formatting is getting weirddd

cael retires like, before most of the content begins, and i can’t imagine adri retiring even for the purposes of this post so cael’s gonna have to wait BUT he’s also always at the rink working medical so he’s literally with him everyday + whatever adri decides to do afterwards will probably mean they’re together everyday anyways lol

cael is not a doctor but has basic med training (and is learning on the job/is not the dude who’d step in for like. serious stuff) PLUS the background knowledge of a lot of different players’ conditions so he just generally shoots the shit abt that stuff while he hangs around

plus i like to think cael travels for games whereas the actual doctor doesn’t always/there are two depending on the location of the game bc one is always on rink staff, the other works at the local hospital and just helps out when he can SO cael is always with everyone even after he’s done playing

plus he doesn’t have any injuries (long or short term) so he even plays goalie for alumni games--which is also good bc he literally can only play hockey goalie. he is not good at any other sports

doesn’t mean they don’t get him to play forward bc they wanna see it but

[fourth line guy, no name i’m sorry] knows that [third line? guy] wants pets but doesn’t have any of his own bc he travels so much + they all travel as players so there’s no one to stay at home to care for them during the season

3rd line guy also always volunteers at an animal shelter and if he gets too tipsy/drunk, he gets emotional abt all the pets at the shelter who don’t have families

i like to think that’s remedied bc they’re like why don’t u film a little video or smtn?? like this is how to apply to volunteer, this is what ur responsibilities are, here are the supplies we always need, etc etc AND they get an influx of adoptions bc he introduces all the pets in need of families lol

and bc that shelter is going ok + he’d probably be upset abt adopting pets from there knowing he’ll have to go back to see the ones that didn’t get adopted, 4th line guy is just like fuck it there are three of us at home now, we’re getting like 3 cats

and torje (4th line, other partner of theirs) doesn’t know/is cool w it but is also like ??????? when 4th line guy is like i have presents for all of us but mostly 3rd line guyyyyy

torje catches the box moving while it’s being hidden in the other room and is like oh my god he’s gonna lose it (thinking it’s just one animal lol)

and 4th line guy is like “okay let me explain. i did this on my own bc i know ur indecisive and figured i’d just choose for you. and if there’s a problem we can just. get more??

and just brings out the box and lets him open it and there are three cats, all older bc they don’t get adopted often, and hey they’re all chill and get along so why not get all of them

and they just let him lay on the floor and cry and speak unintelligibly and let the cats crawl all over him

they kinda end up with a cat per person but it’s just who gravitates to who i think OR 3rd line guy decides based on like “oh i think he likes u most he’s ur buddy”

#hockey ocs #what the fuck are my tags???#oc tag

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len-xd · 2 years

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FAMILY GUYYYYY

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rancid-jester · 2 years

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Arden is starting to become my favorite character in this novel I'm writing so lemme tell yall about why they are the superior main character. (also i ended up talking about All the characters in the novel so theres a read more haha sorry)

Arden (They/them)

They are nonbinary

They are fat

Everyone agrees that they are sexy despite nobody really knowing what they look like (the only thing I'm adamant about is that they are canonically fat and have natural Himnoan coloring, but if you wanna imagine them with dyed hair that WOULD fit them)

They listen to hyperpop

They are the worst mage ever

They are a scam artist

Their best friends are all brilliant magic users

They are poor

They drive awfully but the MC cant tell cuz he's never been in a car before

If they meditate they can suck people's consciousness into their mind

Since I'm in a good mood I'll also tell you some things about Ravana, my non-PoV character

Ravana (he/it)

he's a demon

he was a mage before dying but doesn't remember much of it.

it can't do human magic because his mind is too chaotic

Possibly because he has a natural ability to read minds.

Part incubus and part horned demon

His horns are intricately designed and he likes to decorate them with shimmery powder he makes himself. it also makes it's own talon strengthening and shining serum. Also carefully braids his long hair everyday. beauty guru vibes.

He seems intimidating at first but once you get to know him you can't believe anyone could be scared of him

He was a deal broker in hell and still instinctually tries to trap people in deals despite now being a house-demon.

It really likes animals and has a cat. wants to get two chickens.

His first language is English but it also speaks several demonic dialects. It's english sounds gutteral with the inflections of demonic but his demonic sounds soft like a human's

Surprisingly a very nurturing person, very good at teaching (most people he interacts with end up becoming its pupils after a while.)

Knows about other dimensions (and actually lived in one more like ours for his human life) but just doesn't bother to tell anyone about them

He has sensory issues and undiagnosed autism ::)

Okay I'm enjoying this too much lemme tell you about the rest while I'm here!

Lief (he/him)

The MAIN main character

became a mage at the ripe old age of 14 (Earlier than most people in his colony even start apprenticeships!!) (17 at the start of the story, currently 18)

He learned the majority of his magic on his own (also summoned a demon (Ravana) mostly via intuition)

he's demiromantic pansexual! also he's very sex-positive

grew up in the Himnoan Colony on Rubia and is one of two people on the Himnoan continent with the weird accent of Himnoan Rubian

Insane climbing ability

doesn't like looking vulnerable, and is very good at hiding feelings. One second he'll be crying and the next he's totally composed

awful little man--he teases people he cares about and threatens anyone who bothers him.

wants to commit murders

Considered becoming a fascist dictator but Ravana wouldn't let him (he probably could've)

Got offered a job that would give him power over an entire continent but he was too busy plotting to kill his only biological family member still alive

Would canonically be a ruthless tyrant if he didn't have Ravana and Arden

NOW FOR AZARIUS! (I havent written him in a long while so excuse me if it's less than the others.

Azarius (he/him)

Grew up on Rubia

Very quiet, as most Rubians are.

Can't sign like other Rubians because his hands aren't very coordinated (he has poor circulation and a tremor)

The only survivor of a town massacre

Current mage of Rubia

Formerly Lief's apprentice, now Ravana's pupil

Falls in love way too easily

Will sacrifice anything and anyone for his survival

His thirst for knowledge is one of the only things he cares about

Little guy so full of trauma literally so messed up poor guyyyyy

Has only been loud once; to yell at Lief

Extremely socially aware, if he has one conversation with someone he can tell you all about their social dynamic and how theyre usually treated.

Hyper-vigilant--which makes it hard for him to do human magic (as it requires more intention than the demon magic Ravana is teaching him)

You can read more about them here:

(No Arden yet in the published part but you'll meet them when I put up part two!)

#jr rambles #my writing #gay fiction #wattpad link #original story #original characters #ocs #my ocs #fantasy #lgbtq fantasy #lgbtq representation #lgbtq writers

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anonniemousefics · 3 years

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hi!! i’ve read all al your “his monstrous bride” and cardan pov fics and i’m in love with them, could you do maybe one about the scene when you declares his love for jude just before they face madoc, i’d love it 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

You guyyyyys 😂 I feel like this is the laziest writing ever. 🙈 Like, the dialogue and the action are already there - I’m just hacking into Cardan’s brain and rehashing what we already know? I feel like it’s the writing equivalent of lying on the floor and dumping Doritos into my mouth. I mean, I’m still gonna do it. Just...don’t judge me. 😂

For reference: His Monstrous Bride Parts I, II, III, and some other Cardan POV stuff.

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The day after Jude took him on the floor, Cardan wakes before his wife and watches gentle waves of dust play in the golden sunlight streaming across her bare shoulders. Jude still sleeps, turned on her side, facing him. Her auburn hair spills over the silken pillowcase next to his.

“I missed you,” she’d whispered in his arms the night before, bare and tangled in his limbs. “In the mortal world, when I thought you were my enemy, I still missed you.”

His heart soars at the memory. He brushes fingertips to her soft, kiss-swollen lips, and she sighs in her sleep and inches closer to him, never opening her eyes.

How glad he is she’s returned. He has never before woken to such peace.

He pulls her into his arms, fits her head beneath his chin.

For the next two days, this is how he wakes. In fact, his whole waking world is shifting now that his days are bookended with Jude in his arms. He spends his waking hours with Jude and their war council, hunched over maps and battle strategies – a thing he never imagined tolerating. Jude makes all things tolerable.

He tucks each day away in his memory, so that, regardless of how this ends, he will always have this to savor.

Because it does very much feel as if an end approaches.

Madoc’s forces have been spotted. A meeting has been arranged.

Evening falls when preparations for parlay have concluded, and Cardan waits in the royal chambers with Jude and her family, preparing to walk to the dais. Jude looks every inch a High Queen, wrapped in green and gold with a gilded crown at her brow. Her lips have been stained a formidable blood-red, and, as much as it makes Cardan want to kiss them, he wants the world to see her like this more. His queen. The fierce creature he’s always known her to be.

For a moment after her family leaves, it is just the two of them, and she looks…Jude looks like someone who could win a battle all on her own. She could go forth from these rooms and command the attention of every fae in these halls.

She looks like she doesn’t need him.

And that’s all right, he supposes. She wants him. She missed him. She may even like him. That’s enough.

Her brows are furrowed now as she looks up at him. She’s worried. She – along with everyone else, Cardan included – has feared Madoc’s manipulations and his desire to draw Cardan into combat.

“Madoc says you will duel for love,” she says, quietly.

“Whose?” Cardan asks, frowning, because Madoc must not know him at all if he’s kidnapped some fae maid Cardan flirted with once in an attempt to goad him.

The only person Madoc could use to goad Cardan stands before him now, shaking her head as if she is completely clueless. As if she hasn’t spent these last nights in his bed. As if she isn’t the girl he gazes at in golden sunlight.

Tell her.

What does she think of herself, really? It’s true, he does not have a history of chivalry, but he had thought he made himself clear on his feelings toward her. He did marry her, after all.

Tell her.

He curses this nosey busybody of a conscience he’s grown. Jude has only recently seemed to begin to care for him – this is all but certain to mortify her. But, he thinks, for the sake of their plotting and strategizing, she must know. If Madoc means to use her against him, she must be prepared to protect herself.

“It’s you I love.” He has to choke it out like he’s reading a report. He must not attach feelings to this – it is simply in her best interest. She has been clear that she could never reciprocate.

Jude looks so flabbergasted, so taken aback, he finds he must defend such a statement.

“I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.”

Jude’s only growing more wide-eyed and uncomfortable, and the impending rejection looms like a tidal wave over him. He can’t bear it.

“You probably guessed as much,” he says, moving for the doors. He wants to get away from this as fast as he can. “But just in case you didn’t.”

And he throws open the doors, much preferring the company of the Living Council to whatever’s about to happen in the royal chambers. At least now she knows. At least now she can protect herself.

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