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justsalpals · 1 day
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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justsalpals · 2 days
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Silly power points and in depth faux-serious discussions are some of my favorite things
thank you dropout for continuing to cater to me specifically
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justsalpals · 2 days
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given what we've seen in the past episode I'm terrified of what's to come. sam reich what are you cooking
(from this)
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justsalpals · 2 days
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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down
Watch the full episode here
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justsalpals · 4 days
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justsalpals · 4 days
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Every time there's a twist like "this character you thought was Gender A this whole time was actually Gender B just dressing up as A!" the fandom usually headcanons them as being trans Gender A
But I always find it so much better when they're trans Gender B
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justsalpals · 4 days
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literally the very first like on this was aabria
I knew she'd get me 😌
Suvi x Indri new best ship
The Sky and The Stars
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justsalpals · 4 days
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Suvi x Indri new best ship
The Sky and The Stars
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justsalpals · 4 days
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It's SO funny and cathartic to see shuro get the same treatment that girl characters usually get in fandom for getting in the way of gay boy ships, everyone collectively like BOOOO WE HATE THAT GUY 🫵🫵🫵 HES TRYING TO PUSSY BLOCK MARCILLE GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE *THROWING TOMATOES 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅*
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justsalpals · 5 days
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new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.
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justsalpals · 5 days
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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 
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justsalpals · 5 days
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THEY PUT MY GAME CHANGER IN A TIME LOOP
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justsalpals · 5 days
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man
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justsalpals · 6 days
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
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justsalpals · 6 days
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Bit of a weird question (for fanart reasons), but I have to ask if no one else has yet:
How many legs does the Stranger princess have?
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justsalpals · 6 days
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it's actually so funny to me how many losers on this site are like soooo into the eroticism of cannibalism and gore and so on so forth then write hand-wringing posts abt how terrible and awful it is to want to consensually hit ppl during sex or like. roleplay even lmao. like the increasing scale of problematicism goes from EATING PEOPLE < enacting sadomasochism < saying the wrong things during sex
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justsalpals · 7 days
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I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn't more obsessed with Sam Reich. You're telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn't complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.
How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.
But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.
The man is a stone-cold fox.
He's a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he's never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.
You're sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!
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