Ok so here’s a little experiment: all my most liked posts include cute girls. Let’s see if Steven the Ultramarine can get as many likes:)

It’s a little quick render as I’m pretty busy but hope you like it. I feel like our ultramarine boys in blue would definitely drink some nice plain mineral water that’s refreshing and full of good ions that keep you hydrated on your crusade for the Emperor.

They chose Steven for the commercial as he embodies the spirit of the brand.

Hope you like it:)

source: @agarcil

Astronauts in the moon and monster: Haynes Baked Beans "not for astronauts" (fake commercial)

タコヌードル (Octopus noodle) Fake Cup Noodle for the #ExpandingTheBrand challenge by PosterSpy / Artwork by Gokaiju

one of my friends made a joke about me being lesbian tech support because any time anything needs set up or "fixed" I'm asked, and I help. so have my fursona in a commercial

Behold, the fake Doritos commercial my brother made

Water 2™: the waterning

I’m sure you’ve heard of water before, but get ready for

WATER 2™

Are you tired of your boring ass stupid regular water that “hydrates you” and is “important to prevent death from dehydration” then try WATER 2™

WATER 2™ isn’t like other waters, it’s quirky, fuck off with your stupid ass Dasani or Fiji water, burn in hell dumbass!

WATER 2™ does things you never knew a water could do, what are those things? I hear scream into your revolutionary black and white television set, well, for a start, WATER 2™ can cause:

INSTANTANIOUS DEATH

Have you ever heard of Aquafina killing someone instantly upon consumption? No, you haven’t. Idiot. Fuck off.

What else can WATER 2™ do, you ask? Of course you asked, we’re basically giving you cocaine. We are giving you cocaine. I am not speaking figuratively.

(Warning: WATER 2™ can cause you to: Fly* orange, push your grandmother off The Golden Gate Bridge, steak, feel sexual attraction to ducks, heroin, death, watch 34 hours of Netflix’s “Bojack Horseman” every 12 hours, break the, put your victims into a cyclonic dust separator, separate lake, talk to TIM from behind the DENNY’S, eating DENNY’S buying Discord Nitro, Renewing your subscription to Discord Nitro, taking other people’s Discord Nitro, being arrested for, TIM, potentially be visited by à̶̜̽e̴͙̻̫̙̳̩͖͇̥̍́̏̆̈́̈́̈͆̓̃̔̇͐͘r̶̪̹̣̬͖̜͇͕̙̃̈́̽̑͘͘͝g̵͉̹͈̼̯̯̓̽̽̽̐̚͝, have political debates with the Taco Bell drive thru employee, take the kids, please Karen it’s been 4 years, I miss my children, if you have any of these symptoms please talk to Karen and tell her to give me back my fucking kids, thank you.) Purchase WATER 2™ today by calling 1800-WATERDEATH tomorrow! Tell Karen to give me back my fucking kids right now by calling (408)-245-8308

ok so, you know all those times your mind wanders ofcourse and starts thinking of sothing you dont want to think whether it be trauma, somthing gross or suicidal ideations.

too get rid of these unwanted thoughts just conjure a littlebersion of yourself with a giant axe.

peacfully watch as this little protector of your sanity rocks the shit of the voices and the jntrusive thoughts.

find at your nearest flesh walmart TODAY........

FOOOOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

batteries sold separatly.

God DAMN

Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.

“Ta leme sto Sonyk”. A Sonyk Ultimate Drive-In commercial based on the Sonic CD’s Easter egg, “See You Next Game”.

Featuring Classic Sonic and ANT1 branding of 2014.

Taken from https://sites.google.com/site/cakeabeef/photos.

Made in 2015.

This is a fanart of Classic Sonic, and   Classic Sonic   belongs to SEGA Enterprises. I didn’t monetize it, for archival purpose.  

Uuuch another quick one with just flat colours and a bit of light. But I really like this one :D

I wanted to do an Ork but realised its the Sisters week so did Sister of Battle instead:) Here’s a beautiful Imperial Propaganda for their finest Holy Wine

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If you are the oldest daughter from a modest to low income family you are entitled to financial compensation and a bullet when a family member asks something heinous of you…again.

Additional bullets may also be distributed at your request for calling you ungrateful/rude/selfish, inconveniencing you with something they could have done themselves, having to be the parent when you did not birth your siblings, and or assuming any and all free time you are entitled to must be spent doing tasks for them.

Compensation will be in the form of a lump sum, indefinite vacation to the destination of your choice, new identity, and include free installation of cameras in your home at not cost to you so you can comfortably watch your family fall apart without you there.

CALL 1-800-888-8888 NOW TO CLAIM YOUR RELIEF!!!

*Offer not available on Amazon or other major retailers. Gun provided on request. Restrictions apply

Welcome Home | Wally's Crayon Set

got inspired from the commercials from the latest update and thought I do a fake one for fun

The absolute whine Pickles lets out when he realizes he is indeed going to pay Seth so he can get back into his own band kills me every time.

[weaponizes my insomnia to fit in writing time even though i didnt have enough room in my day for it]

So when I was a child, I got Ranger Rick every month. It's a magazine for children designed to teach them about animals and nature. I was a tiny little nerd living in a heavily wooded area back then, so I loved it!

I had this exact issue lmao.

The mascot of this magazine was the eponymous Ranger Rick, a cute raccoon forest ranger who taught kids about nature.

This is what he looked like when I was a kid getting the magazine in the mid-90s.

Look how friendly and soft and dashing he looked!!! Ultimate nature educator for kids!

He got a redesign when I was around ten, which was a little odd, but I was getting a little too old for RR at that point, so I guess I didn't mind that much. That was about when we left Ohio, so I wasn't getting as much time in nature anyway.

Sorry that he's grainy, there are not that many images of early 2000s Rick on the internet. I think they were trying to make him feel more relatable, like he was a child instead of a ranger teaching them. Or at least a more casual teacher...? Not sure how well that worked.

I remember thinking the redesign was kind of pointless as a child, but this was around when my mom lost her job and we didn't have the money for things like magazine subscriptions anymore. I stopped getting the magazine and the design became kind of a moot point, but I still had beloved memories of Ranger Rick.

So imagine my surprise when I see a recent image of Rick and... oh.

Oh no... Look how they've massacred my boy... Look at those soulless eyes... That skinny little body that does not look huggable at all... Like I guess I'm glad that he's gone back to being more obviously a ranger, but like... the Flash of it all...

But. But I guess I should be grateful for what we have. He might be kind of soulless now, but look what they tried to launch a few years ago:

Jesus fucking christ.