That scene when Sam called Dean out on feeling super chipper about Cas' return. and Dean called Cas his "pretty damn big win". Yeah, that scene was shot from inside the closet.

Davy Perez I know what you did.

Fans of Blue eye samurai has a lot of confidence, enough to think they can actually be with Mizu. While I'm sitting here, sure that if Mizu met me... Well this is her reaction to me.

Look, look.. I know it’s from Supernatural. But.. is it just me, or does this give anyone else major Simon x Reader-

“we just survived a harrowing fucking mission and I’ve wanted you since the moment I saw you but for (insert reasons here) this could never work— FUCK IT.”

vibes??

i feel like the people who see seb as this chill, hippie grid dad don't know that he named his cars things like "luscious liz" "randy mandy" and "kinky kylie"

Tom's reaction to Alex and Kyra DID ME IN because like. Man spent the whole season lowkey trying to get them to address their feelings, he knows 100% that they're both in love with each other. He doesn't skirt around it, and he doesn't for a second pretend that he doesn't know what's up. But all it takes for him to completely lose it is a subtle handhold and Kyra gently touching Alex's face and he's all "OOOOOOOO this is wild I can't believe this, who could have possibly foreseen this outcome? certainly not me. DID YOU SEE THAT?? WhEn DiD tHiS HaPpEn? DiD yOu KnOw AbOuT tHiS?? THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS SHE TOUCHED HIS FACE" as if Alex hasn't been publicly looking at her with the most indecently embarrassingly down bad I'm in love with you eyes for MONTHS and as if he didn't know that Alex is Kyra's whole world. As if he hasn't walked in on them with Kyra's shirt off (he actually seemed less surprised and more scandalized even before he figured out what was actually going on) He's acting like Jack is a traitor for not telling him when he's made it perfectly clear he's well aware of their feelings for each other the entire time. He's out here acting like he's not the captain of this ship.

sleep token caption their pictures "sacred moments in time" and it's vessel and iii having sex

Do you ever just clamber out of bed at 04:00a.m, go to the kitchen, get yourself a silly little glass of banana milk, open The Document™️, write “Rhysand is balls deep and utterly lost in the male beneath him”, close The Document™️, and go back to bed

I'm good at being a wizard, Brennan!

Aabria Iyengar, explaining her character’s high spell save Exandria Unlimited: Calamity — ep. 3 “Blood and Shadow”

ponyboy be like "I knew that person was bad news" but the only reason is bc they had green eyes

Wednesday: "Yes yes. Thank you everyone. Now leave"

Xavier: "Jeez. Tell me you don't want us here without telling me you don't want us here"

Wednesday: "I don't want you here"

Enid: "Wednesday! Don't be mean. They made all this for us"

Wednesday: "Yes. And now I'd like to enjoy it without them"

Charles, sighing: Erik, we tried things your way.

Erik: No, we didn't?

Charles: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

yeah ok fair

Flippa just wrote "Federation" as an enemy name.

"Hang on," said Nobby, as they laid hands on the windlass of the portcullis. "There's someone down there."

"In the river?" said Colon.

He listened. There was the creak of an oar, far below.

Sergeant Colon cupped his hands around his mouth and issued the traditional policeman's cry of challenge.

"Oi! You!"

For a moment there was no sound but the wind and the gurgling of the water. Then a voice said: "Yes?"

"Are you invading the city or what?"

There was a pause. Then:

"What?"

"What what?" said Colon, raising the stakes.

"What were the other options?"

"Don't mess me about...are you, down there in the boat, invading this city?"

"No."

"Fair enough," said Colon, who on a night like this would happily take someone's word for it. "Get a move on, then, 'cos we're going to drop the gate."

Terry Pratchett, The Truth