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#f/o incorrect quotes
angelthedrummer · 3 months
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Celebrity or Royal F/O: I won’t date a fan. Too many of them are crazy obsessed weirdos who you could never have a real relationship with.
S/I: *Walks into the room*
Celebrity or Royal F/O: *Blushes* Okay, with ONE exception.
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fo-enjoyer · 4 months
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S/I: Listen I know... Romantic f/o isn't healthy for me, but they're manipulative in a sexy way.
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harvest-selfshipping · 5 months
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S/I: I don’t know how to tell you this... but I think I love you.
Romantic F/O: That’s great, dear, but we’ve been married for six years.
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cheripfs · 2 years
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F/O: s/i is playing hard to get
F/O: little do they know i’m a master at playing hard to get rid of
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S/I: do you or do you not feel Bonita 👀
F/o wearing s/i clothes:…I feel Bonita
S/I: Wonderful! Because you look Bonita!
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laughableillusions · 1 year
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Jareth: YOURE MY WIFE NICK! YOURE MY WIFE! WE SHOULD BE MARRIED TO LADIES BUT WE’RE MARRIED TO EACHOTHER!
Nick looking his neighbors across the street: would you stop calling me your wife?!
Jareth: YOURE MY WIFE NICK AND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE *bolts away*
Nick:
Nick, calling out to his neighbors: If anything, I’m the husband!
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f/o: y/n is on a cruise so while they're gone I'm cutting the sleeves off all my shirts
other character: why?
f/o: I'm pretty sure they're like 85% of my impulse control
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No-ones awake post cringe-
*Berd.ly has just been flirted with by Cicely*
Berd.ly, flustered: Hah Kris it was super non effective! Your femme-
Cicely: I'm a dude
Berd.ly: Oh sorry, femboy fatale
Cicely: N O -
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emo-gremlin · 2 years
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How would yall feel if I made a self shipping discord? A place we could gush about our f/os and stuff?
I need more self shipping friends
Reblog this if interested!
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Incorrect quotes #26
Brahms: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Blake: This is a lie.
Blake: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Blake: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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lochfolk-lover · 2 years
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F/O: Cereal can't be a soup! It's cold!
S/I: Then boil it.
[ read my dni before interacting! ]
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fo-enjoyer · 4 months
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F/O: I'm getting my boobs reducted.
S/I: Please don't.
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harvest-selfshipping · 5 months
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S/I: Oh, it's terrible! I'm so upset!
Romantic F/O: S/I, honey, sit down sweetheart, tell us all about it. Would someone get them some water?
Platonic F/O: What are they going to do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say: 'Thank God, the water's here'?
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cheripfs · 2 years
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Platonic F/O: [to S/I] what’s in the box? a robotic girlfriend?
S/I: i don’t need a robotic girlfriend. i guarantee you, twenty years from now, i’ll be *romantic f/o*’s second spouse.
Romantic F/O: what happened to my first spouse?
S/I: nothing you can prove.
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S/I: clearly you don’t own a air fryer
F/o: why are you frying air?
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laughableillusions · 1 year
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Nick: you’re the most jealous man I know
Jareth: you know other men?
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