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selfship-quotes · 2 months
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S/I: So, I'm in love with F/O.
Platonic F/O: F/O?
S/I: Yes? Thoughts?
Platonic F/O: And prayers. Holy shit, pal.
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angelthedrummer · 2 months
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Celebrity or Royal F/O: I won’t date a fan. Too many of them are crazy obsessed weirdos who you could never have a real relationship with.
S/I: *Walks into the room*
Celebrity or Royal F/O: *Blushes* Okay, with ONE exception.
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selfshippingquotes · 4 months
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Non-human F/O: I love you with all my heart, S/I.
S/I: But you don't have a–
Non-human F/O: Don't ruin this.
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platonic-fo-quotes · 8 months
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S/I, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, [familial f/o].
Familial f/o, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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your platonic f/o as soon as they get a car: get in, we're going to therapy
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a-rats-selfship-blog · 5 months
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Slasher F/O: Y'know you're pretty weak and killable.
S/I: Oh my god you think I'm pretty??
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tex-treasures · 2 years
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Platonic F/O: so how did you know you were in love with S/I?
Romantic F/O: I knew I was in love when I asked S/I to sing me a song and when they did, they sang the instrumental parts too.
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polyculeselfships · 2 years
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Incorrect OT3 Selfship Quotes
S/I, texting the groupchat: sapnu puas
F/O 1: Huh?
F/O 2: What language is that?
S/I: Read it upside down.
S/I has been kicked from the groupchat.
S/I: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
F/O 1: Of course, S/I.
S/I: I love you.
F/O 1: It back.
Several minutes later...
F/O 2, looking at S/I crying face-down on the floor: F/O 1, what the fuck did you do?
S/I: Sorry I'm late! I was doing things and got distracted.
F/O 1: Don't sweat it, S/I! I am things!
F/O 2: And I'm got distracted.
F/O 1: Why doesn't S/I find me sexy when I bite my lip?
F/O 2: Well, what do you look like when you bite your lip?
*F/O 1 bites their lip*
F/O 2: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip, instead?
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kay-jay-self-shipping · 5 months
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Imagine you and your F/O as characters in Fae Farm!
You start your life as a farmer and the first person to greet you after Mayor Meritt is your F/O. They practically do a double take when they see you.
The two of you then spend time working the farm together, solving puzzles and fighting Jumbles. Your F/O even taught you how to use your wings when you finally got them!
Maybe they don't even work on the farm, they just popped over to help you out and stuck around.
Just cute, cozy adventures with the love of your life.
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day-dream-clouds · 2 years
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Lol did another incorrect quote also revealing my henry design here lol
BTW I made this at like 3 am so sorry that it looks the way it does lol
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satoruswaifu · 9 months
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Satoru: So what’s for dinner?
Sera, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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selfship-quotes · 8 days
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F/O: *turns on the kitchen light*
S/I: *sitting at the table, eating bread*
F/O: It’s four in the morning.
S/I: Turn the light back off.
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sirenselfship · 10 months
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Incorrect quotes (Eclipse, Luna, Hug and Soleil)
Eclipse: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Soleil: So, Luna and Eclipse. Soleil: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Luna: We had a bad day. Soleil: And… MURDER?! Eclipse: It was a pretty bad day…
Luna: Why is Hug making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Soleil! Soleil: It’s because I’m Hug’s favorite. Luna: I hate you.
Hug: You remind me of the ocean. Eclipse: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Hug: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Soleil: Eclipse, we tried things your way. Eclipse: No, we didn't. Soleil: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Soleil: Are you listening to me? Luna: nods Soleil: What did I just say? Luna: nods Soleil: …
Eclipse: I love you. Luna: Me too.
Luna and Eclipse are planning to break in somewhere Luna: We need to distract the guards. Eclipse: Right. Luna: What are we gonna do? Eclipse: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Luna: Eclipse: Luna: Deal.
Eclipse: Do you think I’m ugly? Luna: It’s not about looks, Eclipse. What’s valuable is on the inside… Eclipse: Luna… Luna: For example, someone's heart. Eclipse: Aw… Stop it- Luna: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know. Eclipse: Seriously, stop.
Hug, in Luna’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Soleil, climbing past Hug: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
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selfshippingquotes · 3 months
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F/O, putting a hand on S/I's shoulder: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, S/I.
S/I: Damn.
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platonic-fo-quotes · 7 months
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[S/I]: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out wi-
[Platonic!F/O], interrupting: Say no more. Here's a bunch of explosives.
[S/I]: Nope. Different thing.
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somecalicocat · 7 months
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im fucking insecure right now so yknow what?
Imagine your f/o loving your voice. imagine your f/o being enamored with your giggles, how you talk, and your singing. Imagine your f/o being quick to shut down the thought that your singing sucks- because they love it. imagine your f/o listening to every word you say like it was the most beautiful thing ever heard. Imagine your f/o loving all the things your insecure about. imagine f/o teaching you to love the things you dont.
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