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discoscoob · 8 months

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At the risk of being called a selfcest apologist or whatever, I’d ship Ted with Evil Ted.

#my brain is thinking #ted logan #bill and ted #ted theodore logan #evil ted #evil ted logan #keanu reeves #i ship sylki idc #disclaimer: ted would be like ‘I can fix him’ with evil Ted and start messing with his wires 😭

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tudojuntoemisturado · 1 year

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{Ted Theodore Logan / Evil Ted icons}

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#ted logan #ted theodore logan #ted logan icons #bill and ted's bogus journey #bill & ted's bogus journey #bill and ted's bogus journey icons #bill & ted's bogus journey icons #movies #movie icons #Keanu Reeves #keanu reeves icons #icons #250x250 #I kinda hate his hair here ngl #he's still cute tho #evil ted #evil ted icons

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rainbowfunks · 1 year

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the homosexualness coming from evil bill and ted is unmatched (besides from good bill and ted of course)

#bnt #bill and ted #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #wyld stallions #evil bill and ted #evil bill #evil ted

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marsdontbesade · 20 days

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Just for fun, which Keanu's bad guy do you think is the hotter? 😜🤣❤️❤️❤️

these two. nuff said. (no, i did not add david twice, pls do not say anything.)

#cybercore ask. ₊˙♡࿐˚#david allen griffin #the watcher 2000 #evil ted #bill and ted bogus journey #*

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97keanu · 11 months

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Okay y'all my current obsession is Evil!Logan x reader who's also evil/a 90s mean girl. Like he loves control and being pushy and aggressive but here's this chick who he has no effect on + she's just as mean/teasing as him back and he ends up head over heels + he let's her Dom him BC wow hot evil powerful woman <33

#ted theodore logan #ted logan #evil ted #evil ted logan #bill and ted #ted logan imagines

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rattoes420 · 2 years

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My guys!!!!

#bill and ted’s excellent adventure #bill and teds bogus journey #bill and ted face the music #bill and ted #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #billie preston #thea Logan #evil bill and ted #evil bill #evil ted

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rickywritesstuff · 2 years

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bill & Ted (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Evil Robot Bill/Evil Robot Ted (Bill & Ted), Evil Robot Bill/Ted "Theodore" Logan, Ted "Theodore" Logan/Bill S. Preston Esq. Characters: Ted "Theodore" Logan, Evil Robot Bill (Bill & Ted), Evil Robot Ted (Bill & Ted), Bill S. Preston Esq. (mentioned) Additional Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending, Self-Harm, maybe??? im not sure bc its like. robot shit and not human shit yknow, eb learns to love, ted teaches eb what love is, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, bill/ted if you squint, also the evil robots just. hang out with them, dont ask me why just let em vibe, Post-Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Summary:

Evil Bill stared at Ted blankly. "Love?"

Ted opened and closed his mouth, then squinted. "You- you know what love is, right, dude?"

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How one of Evil Bill's mortal enemies taught him how to love.

#bill and ted #ted theodore logan #evil bill #evil ted #evil bill and ted

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yabakuboi · 9 days

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There's an incredibly pretty girl at the front desk in Family Video, and Steve—Eddie's boyfriend of eight months—is leaning over the counter with a sly smile and half-lidded eyes.

Eddie pauses in the doorway, struck dumb for a moment as he takes in the scene, and then gleefully ducks down behind the nearest shelf.

"So tell me," Steve says, all low and intimate. "What kind of movie were you looking for?"

"Um," the girl says. She doesn't sound very enthusiastic—barely indulgent at best. Eddie wishes he could see, but any sight of him will ruin Steve's chances right now. He's got a pretty good mental picture though. "I really like those old black and white movies, the really glamorous ones, you know?"

"Oh, totally," Steve sighs, like he's swooning. "Like Cary Grant, Clarke Gabel?" Eddie can practically hear his smirk. "Katharine Hepburn? Ginger Rogers?"

"Oh, I love Ginger Rogers!"

"Really?" Steve says matching her excitement. "Well, you're just in luck! Robin here knows all about those old black and white movies, don't you Robin?"

Eddie presses a hand to his mouth to hide his snickering. Robin had looked like a hooked fish when he'd walked in, she's gotta be gaping stupidly right now. "Uuuh," he hears her mumbling, and tries not to snort too loud. "Y-Yeah, uh, golden age of Hollywood stuff, absolutely. I could? Show you where they are?"

"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing!" the girl says, her interest in the conversation now warmed by several degrees. Eddie is still a little in awe of how well his boyfriend can sniff out gay girls.

"I got the front here, Robin," Steve cuts in smoothly. "You ladies take your time, make sure you pick out a good one!"

Eddie waits another beat, listening at their footsteps shuffle away, before he pops up from behind the shelf. Steve, lighting up like a Christmas tree, beams at him.

"Am I a genius or what?" he whispers, grinning ear to ear.

"Your lesbian powers know no equal," Eddie says just as quietly, taking the girl's spot at the counter, leaning into Steve's space. Steve happily mirrors him, until they're tucked together, the world narrowing down to the two of them. It's Eddie's favorite place to be. "All hail Steve Harrington, blessid he, lesbian whisper. Come to aid all useless queers in the fight against singledom."

"Thank you, thank you," Steve says with an air of novel benevolence. "I promise to only use my powers for good."

"Dingus. Doofus."

They jump away from each other as if shocked. Robin glowers at them both, but the pretty girl behind her is giggling and standing way too close for friendly, just at Robin's elbow.

"Move it, lovebirds," she hisses as she rounds the desk. "I need to check Claire out."

"I think you already have," Steve says. His smile this time is down right evil.

Robin actually hisses at him, and hip checks him away from the register. Eddie does a bow, sweeping his arm out to give Claire the prime spot in front of the desk, before he turns back to Steve.

"My dear, if you could please," he simpers, all posh and nasally. "Show me to your finest, grossest horror movie, thank you my good sir."

"Ugh," Steve groans already heading off into the shelves, not waiting for Eddie to follow. "You're lucky I love you, Ed. Shit gives me nightmares."

"I know," Eddie sings, chasing him. "I love you too."

#steddie #stobin #steve is the barney to robin's ted mosbey #what a horrifying sentence but the sentiment is there #oh no a himym steddie + buckingham au when???#ANYWAYS just imagine the store is totally empty and steve saw this chick at dyke night when robin dragged him along one time #so he felt super confident in the safety of being a lil more open #this was silly i actually wanted to write it about eddie being in love with steve's evil nasty face when he brutally roasts robin/everyone #instead it was this thank you for your time #my steddies

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justarandombrit · 5 months

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Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

#behind every asshole in hatchetfield there is a bigger more evil asshole #ted spankoffski #linda monroe #frank pricely #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #black friday musical #starkid black friday #black friday starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #time bastard #honey queen #daddy nmt2 #starkid #team starkid

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darkfaethedestroyer · 3 months

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I'm very normal about him :')

#leon kennedy re4 #why am i like this #leon s kennedy #vendetta leon #resident evil imagines #resident evil death island #re4!leon kennedy x reader #re6 leon #leon kennedy vendetta #thanks for coming to my ted talk #death island leon #older leon kennedy

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foxtrotsicrra · 1 year

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing ( aggressively codependent yet emotionally unavailable )

#this is definitely about #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #but i'm sure applies to a wide range of blorbos #basically idc WHAT their impetus is #as long as they're both out here willing to do Literally Anything for each other #maim kill enter into dubious contracts w ancient evils #just to have each other alive and safe ♡#as a biromantic asexual #i'm always see-sawing wildly btw #'portrayals of intense platonic love are so important!!'#and 'but also i'd like them to kiss.'#thanks for coming to my ted talk #foxtrotsicrra.txt #someone added griddlehark and YEA YOU GET IT

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thewritehag · 6 months

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Michael Schur created the Good Place and just released a book on philosophy, particularly the teachings he found the most interesting. The audiobook has him as the main narrator, but Todd May (professional philosopher) and the main cast of the show also read for it. I'm not far at all in it, barely chapter two, but I can tell you this: Ted Danson needs to do more voice work.