Some things about Allan:
He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
He knows what NSYNC is
He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
There are no other Allan models
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high school patpran who goad each other into an argument about who's a better kisser but instead of testing it out on each other, pat claims they need an "objective" third-party arbiter
pran is hurt that pat doesn't want to kiss him and annoyed at himself for being hurt and tries to hide it (meanwhile pat genuinely thinks this is a competition and that it has to be "fair"), so he shoots back "well i don't like girls, so kissing the same girl isn't a good data point"
pat is briefly surprised but then shrugs and says "fine, we'll find a guy to both kiss then" and then pran is surprised but isn't able to think of any other excuses. so they find a guy who is willing to be their guinea pig and they both take turns kissing him
teenage pat's kissing style is a little sloppy, but in a good way; he likes to kiss with his whole body, and the dude's hair is all messed up when he's done. (pran is obviously trying his hardest to both watch and not watch while they make out and it is doing DANGEROUS things to him)
when it's pran's turn, his style is different: slow, controlled, like he wants to take his time with it. the guy shivers a little and leans into it. (pat has...some feelings about watching pran kiss someone. bad feelings? his stomach kind of hurts. it's probably just nerves, worrying that pran will beat him. even though he doesn't usually feel nervous like this, usually competing with pran amps him up)
the dude, who has been to school with both of them for years and absolutely knows what's good for him, says what he's been planning to say the whole time: "you're both so good, it's a tie!" and flees with the candy they promised him for refereeing
and they are left staring at each other, both realizing they should have expected that outcome. pran rolls his eyes at pat. pat smirks and says, "well, i guess we're the only ones who can decide this, huh?"
and then they make out and fall in love and compete with each other for the rest of their lives the end.
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here's a fun secret: i've been calling the bad batch "the batch batch" in my head for like years because the first time i saw the episode title from season 7 of tcw i misread it and only realized when cody said his "they call themselves the bad batch" line and i was like oh oops! anyways ive called them the batch batch ever since.
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There's a steddie clique ? 👀👀
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!!HAZBIN DISCORD SERVER INVITES OPEN!!
𖤐ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇɴᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ ᴄɪᴛʏ𖤐
ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɢᴏᴅʟʏ ꜱɪɴɴᴇʀꜱ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇ. ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴀᴄqᴜᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ ᴅᴀᴍɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇɢᴜɴ…
₊˚𓆩𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐⁶⁶⁶𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𓆪˚₊
ᴘᴇɴᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴀɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴠɪᴠɪᴇɴɴᴇ ᴍᴇᴅʀᴀɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘɪɴᴅʟᴇʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏᴀʟ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡꜱ. ᴡᴇ ʜᴏꜱᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇꜱ ꜰᴀɪʀʟʏ ꜰʀᴇqᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ꜱᴏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ, ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ!
₊˚𓆩𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐⁶⁶⁶𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𓆪˚₊
ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀᴋꜱ:
- ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ
- ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ʀᴏʟᴇꜱ
- ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇꜱ/ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ
- ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ'ꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀʏᴏᴜᴛꜱ
- ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟꜱ
- ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟꜱ
-ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟꜱ
-ʟᴇᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ
- ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴛᴜᴘᴘᴇʀʙᴏx ʙᴏᴛꜱ
- ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ
- ɢᴀᴍᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ
- ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ/ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇꜱ
- ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙꜱ
- ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
- ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴜᴍ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ
𖤐ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ 18 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ (ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ)𖤐
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Kaneki Week Dates!
18/12 - Day 1: Cozy
19/12 - Day 2: Favourite
20/12 - Day 3: Birthday
21/12 - Day 4: Ship/Love
22/12 - Day 5: Soggy
23/12 - Day 6: Domestic
24/12 - Day 7: Christmas
Bonus Days:
25/12 - Crossover
26/12 - New Year/Holiday
If you can’t make it for any of these days you can always post later! Remember that the prompts are only a guideline, so if you have a different idea for any days then you can go ahead with that. Just make sure to tag @kaneki-week and use #kanekiweek23 so we can reblog it here!
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Uh-oh! You are like, SOOO awkward!!
You're so awkward that it is occasionally mildly uncomfortable for people!
You're so awkward that sometimes people are confused by you and then there are awkward silences!
You're so awkward ...... that ultimately no one is harmed!!
Oh damn!!! What a vile crime you have committed! What an unforgivable thing it is to make a fellow human briefly confused!
Why, if *I* were ever briefly confused and kind of uncomfortable as a result, I'd be devastated.... by the absolute net zero change in my happiness and health! - From which I might never recover!! Yes indeed! No punishment can ever be enough for you!!
So you better absolutely hate yourself for it.
Better be SO MEAN to yourself about every single missed social cue so you don't forget your horrible crime! Meaner than you'd ever dream of being to someone else for the same thing! This is YOUR responsibility!
Better accept that idea that bullies carry like guns in holsters - the idea that people who have trouble with social cues should suffer. Better carry on the burden they placed on you. Aid the cause of the callous by enforcing shame and suffering upon yourself extra hard; try your best to do their work for them. They're very busy.
Better not recognize that you need patience and kindness to heal from your trauma. Better not find out that it was trauma rather than personal weakness filling your head with self-hating thoughts. Better not find out it wasn't your fault.
Better not find out that awkwardness is not inherently harmful or unkind, and, in fact, the people who act like it is *are the ones enacting harm and being cruel.*
Better not get righteously angry when you realize just how much unnecessary damage this has done to you. After all, if you get mad, you might realize you deserve better. You might even feel brave enough to DEMAND better! You might build boundaries that keep you safe! You might make other people think they deserve to feel safe too! And we obviously can't be having that, so...
Better not show yourself even a little kindness a little bit at a time.
Better not make a habit out of it after all that practice.
Better not get confident.
Especially if you can't first wipe out every trace of awkward. (And you probably never will. Because people who experience absolute social certainty at all times tend to be insufferable assholes that enforce the status quo. And you just don't have the stock portfolio for that.)
Better not be confident and awkward because then you might confuse and delight people
- you might accidentally end up making other people feel less shame for their social difficulties
- you might make isolated, traumatized, and shy people feel like they deserve to be included in social situations
- you might even make them feel they can be themselves around you
- you might start loving the effect you have on a room
- you might enjoy conversations more
- you might forgive yourself and bounce back from shame more easily and frequently
- you might come to enjoy some of those moments of harmless confusion you cause because NOBODY expects the Confident Awkward, and that can genuinely be an advantage in social situations
- you might stop apologizing so much.
- you might find that socializing is like a video game: it requires practice but also a safe space for it to be fun and positive.
Or if you can't become assertive and confident, better not remain awkward and shy and quiet, and then love and forgive yourself anyway!
Why, it would be carnage!!
In either scenario, you run the risk of finding out that it's not your fault that safe spaces full of kind people can be really hard to find, create, and nurture. You could end up building a skillset that helps you do those things!
- You might realize that it was never your fault that it took so long to like yourself.
- You might realize that you were always worth talking to, even when you didn't like yourself and communication felt impossibly difficult.
- You might realize that you'll still be worth talking to even if communication becomes harder as you age and/or experience disability.
- You might know that you deserve to be heard even on bad days when words come slow and blurry.
You might discover that you were always deserving of kindness, first and foremost from yourself.
So. As you can see, it's FAR too much of a risk to take to cut your awkward self some slack for your many heinous and harmless crimes. Better to just leave it there.
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Everyday i think about that mag server i joined where the first day i was there there was someone talking about their funny " lolcow finds " and i immediately knew i needed to leave
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please talk to me about the lore
Imagine if the date in which ccs were added to the server actually had impacts on the story itself post like... the batch of people including ranboo
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i want to thank you all for organizing these little fic exchanges because even if this fandom is alive and well, with them we get a sudden influx of fics and it is really a treat for us ❤️❤️❤️ (a reader who wishes they had the talent to write)
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this is THE kindest, most thoughtful ask, anon - thank you so so much for taking the time to send it!! <333 it makes me smile so much to hear that all these events are doing what i always hope they will: creating a little flood of content that's a treat for everyone! that's all i've ever hoped to achieve with any of these events & exchanges, and it means the world that it's happening!!
so anon, you really are MOST welcome ❤️ but it would be terribly remiss of me if i didn't give a shoutout to the incredible people who have worked on all of these events with me - @boxboxbrioche, @welightitup, @redyellowstupid, @duquesademiel, @wolfiemcwolferson, @river-ocean - because all of the piarles events i've been involved in have been team efforts in the best way, so any thank-you to me absolutely has to go to all these wonderful people as well. i'm tagging you all here because to me, it's messages like this one that make all the admin and nonsense so well worth it - and i hope you all feel the same way ❤️ LOVE YOU LOADS!! and love you too, anon - thank you so so much for this very kind message, i really do appreciate it so much more than i can say!! <3333
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the secret to going to gigs alone is just to act like a mysterious spirit who haunts the venue btw
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has anyone petitioned for niki nihachu to be invited to the qsmp if new members ever get added because I think she would be an absolutely fantastic addition
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the more I scrounge through this blog like a greasy little rat in the big apple looking for a french fry the more happy I get like oh my god. Davesprite fan. Ur so real. Can we be friends or just like exist in the same general vicinity while I tweak the fuck our over ur art okay thank you im running away now
adsfg lmao what a beautiful and vivid description,,, i can see it so so clearly,,
(davesprite is actually my favorite character v_v only reason im a dave blog n not a davesprite blog is cus i wouldnt have been able to handle it emotionally....id start crying every time i tried to draw an answer)
and hell yeah we can be friends! >B)
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Hey everyone! The writing group I'm part of is looking for new members!! While there are a few published authors, the majority of the group is people who just enjoy writing so don't let the name scare you off.
We have virtual meetings every Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. central USA time. The meetings are typically audio only (we haven't had anyone want to do a video). Any teen writers that attend the meeting get the first hour dedicated to their work. We do issue disclaimers/warnings before any sensitive content (though it's usually minimal).
The group is friendly to all genres, including fanfiction!
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I MEANT TO ANNOUNCE THIS EARLIER BUT WOOPS ANIMATIC GO BRRRRR-
Happy fools of April and also happy 1k+ followers! It kinda-
Feels insane how everything's been over these past few months and all the friends I've made since joining what the fuck /pos
This is a milestone I didn't- think I'd reach at all, to be honest oops
But here we are! Everyone's fucking around and finding out and I hope you guys will continue to enjoy the stuff I spew out of my head woOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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