the way i want to milk loid forger’s cock dry is insane. im going feral over this man every time he appears on my screen GAWDDDD HES SO FINNEEEE i want him so so so so baddddd. i need to write more for loid bc there isn’t enough material on him he’s way too sexy to not have a million fics about him.

LIKE HELLO? i really want him to ruin my shit y’all and whisper nasty, sweet nothings in my ear with that deep ass voice y’all just don’t GET ITTTTTTTT omfg please

Why do office managers always have some kind of over-inflated ego

Kay but also? 👀👀👀 Do you think you'll ever share a screenshot of your TAV from bg3? Bc I truely enjoy all the unique characters ppl come out with, names backgrounds, everything?

This is such a boring answer, but my Tav is literally just me 😭

I know a big component of DnD is to play as a made-up character, but since there's a bunch of options for customization in the game, I wanted to see if I could make a character that looks like me and I got surprisingly close!

Fittingly, my plan was also to play my first run as if I had been isekai'd into Faerûn, and pick the dialog options that were closest to what I would have said myself if I had been in those situations

But anyways, super sweet of you to ask, I'm really sorry for the boring answer though 😅

🎶 "You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess, it's a love story, baby just say "yes"!" 🎶

HE IS BOTH -- KNIGHT AND PRINCE; THE PROTECTOR AND THE BELOVED; THE ROCK AND THE OCEAN ASDFGHJKL

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP. THIS IS SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭💕💕💕

dw is a mid kid's sci-fi tv show and it's quality level has been mostly entirely consistent (mid, basically, with the occasional very good episode to balance out with crimes against humanity it sometimes produces) the whole reboot, and anybody acting like the Only thing going into peoples opinions of the characters are writing preferences are either Deeply naive or are trying to hide something they know people will not take kindly to.

started watching A Murder At The End of the World and i'm only like 4 minutes in rn but oh my fucking god, they already did the impossible, they made synthesizing a literal audience not only not annoying but actually intriguing and effective. holy shit.

OW! - Pom Pom Squad

One of the people on chilled's team is one of the top mc event players (places an average of 1st in a very similar event) and a lot of people are ranking the team higher bc of him (he is also new to this event though so people are not placing the team as high as they would otherwise)

Right and I get that. And granted idk how good Oli and Kara typically do, or how much one players point count can affect the entire team's placement.

But I mean. This is Chilledchaos we're talking about. Team TIES consists of people who play minecraft for a living.

I don't know if you've heard, but Chilled said yes to participating in this event despite not even knowing what type of competition it is. He has absolutely no clue what happens in MCC. I watched this man ask chat what the second C stood for. I watched him look at his calendar live on stream and put his hands on his head in distress as he goes "It's in eight days?!"

So yeah y'know I wonder if it can really make enough of a difference that they breach last place. Red can do okay point wise but it means nothing if the other teams do even slightly better cuz all 4 of them know how to play the game.

Like I said, we are in for a fun time not a winning time lmao

My brain communicating to me when I’m trying to write:

me: hmm i need 3 favours from hell asap i wonder if my opportunity deck will condescend to help me out

my opportunity deck:

bc i laugh at my own jokes~🎃

losing my fucking mind because every time i see someone talking about breaking dawn i read it as breaking bad and get SO confused

Carve My Name Into Your Skin Update~

And yet another Chapter is out! Slowly but surely getting there. Hope you all like it ❤️

Chapter Summary: Thorfinn, Bjorn, and developing tension all in one room.

Tumblr updated despite the fact I turned off automatic updates for this shitty app, and now everything is just slightly worse. Why the fuck is the image viewer so ugly. Why is there a tiktok-esque scrolling feature when I view an image or video, and it DOESN'T EVEN SHOW ME THE NEXT CONTENT ON MY DASHBOARD, IT JUST SHOWS RANDOM ALGORITHM-SELECTED POSTS FROM PEOPLE I DON'T FOLLOW. What the fuck. Who decided this was a good idea. Why does every single app seem to just randomly make things worse. I haven't seen a positive update on literally any application in YEARS.

thinking about how a solid 80% of the drama in BBC Merlin could have been solved if a) Merlin had told Morgana he had magic in S2 instead of sending her to the druids and b) Merlin had told Morgana she was the anchor for Morgause's sleeping spell in Fires of Idirsholas