Jude in QoN: “Of course it was a trick” That’s what you said.

Cardan:

For around six months now I've been living next to an actual real life archive, and it's unnervingly similar to TMA! Here's a few notable things from these past months:

-i watched a balding man in a very posh suit carry a massive antique briefcase out of the building and put it into his car at 4am

-at 12:30am i made direct eye contact with someone working at a computer on a floor I'd never seen anyone go before. (there's a section of car park and pavement between my building and the archive so this was pretty impressive! )

-The smoking area is always full at weirdly specific hours of day and night (presumably breaks), and completely empty the rest of the time. Clearly archiving really does encourage a smoking habit!

-one of the floors has really bright LED lights which were left on day and night for a week, then off for four days, and now are on with every single blind closed.

-for the first few months I only ever saw three people go in or out of the building- a generic looking security guard who yells at people that park in front of the entrance; and a dishevelled looking man, pursued by another man from the smoking area.

-from my window I can see directly into a room that's filled with mannequins! I couldn't tell what they were at first due to the sheer amount, but they range from cpr dummies to full body mannequins.

-despite being able to see many desks I've only consistently seen two people working at them.

-the fire alarm once went off for hours and nobody evacuated.

-recently at 3am I watched a security guard from the building come out to feed bagels to the fox in the car park (not really that relevant but I thought it was quite nice)

-two of the windows have humanlike figures in them at all times, but they're impossible to focus on so I have no idea what they are.

a message for novel readers

unasked for spoilers are almost never welcome; unless people explicitly ask for them, the only thing you're doing is ruining everyone's fun. please have some consideration and stop doing that.

Happy generic birthday

YEEEES!!! Hahaha i was waiting for this! Ohh how I love you all, my generic crew ! Hip hooray! 33 looks good! The number, I mean. Don’t it look delicious? Generic Gang 4 life 😎❤️

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Help me power this shit up for this thursday pls

INVINCIBLE COMIC SPOILERS

LIKE MASSIVE SPOILERS

The weirdest thing about watching Invincible is seeing Ollie still be a cute lil baby while knowing exactly what's gonna happen.

Like of course it's like that for everyone. Rex, Rudy (aka Rex as well itc). It's especially painful watching them drag out Amber and Mark's breakup and sitting there like that one Frank Castle meme.

But it's different for Ollie. Watching this cute baby coo while they try to think of a name for him just, idk it hits differently. It's like I receive flashes in my mind.

"Awww what a cute baby. Isn't he just adora-"

"Oh. Oh yeah. Oh jeez."

I keep forgetting to post this so here you go before I forget again!!!

It’s the Pines grandparents!! With bonus smol Henry and the teensiest twins ^^

Also I realised I forgot to write the grandma’s name in the main text the first time I drew her, so for anyone who didn’t see the tags on that post, her name is Beverly :)

there’s a special place in hell for people who take the time and go through the effort of leaving negative comments on fanfics, like-- what is wrong with you, what is LEGITIMATELY wrong with you? I’m so angry and so devastated on behalf of everyone who has been harrassed like this and who is going through something like this right now. There’s no excuse for shitty behavior - if you intentionally leave a hurtful comment on something someone created and put out there for other people’s enjoyement, for free, after spending probably HOURS if not WEEKS or MONTHS or longer on it, you’re an incredibly shitty, disgusting, miserable waste of space of a person be better

*pokes google doc with stick* why am I scared of you, I made you

I don't usually write in books, but cookbooks are the one exception. I've never made an aggressive note before, but the recipe for this soup I made the other day really needed some help and some scolding.

Why do i think dark haired and broad shouldered men isn't my type until one of them just pops up on screen 😩

every new gay person i meet thinks they're being funny and original when i tell them i like hockey/sports in general and they're like "um... why 😝" like goddamn not only are you reinforcing negative stereotypes you can't even come up with a new joke to do it. do better

It was almost the end of the line for me, fellas. 😍

being introduced to a gloreth and a glorian shieldheart so close together is really tripping me up dude

sreedie ohmygod I’ve been a goof and now I’ve gone and missed another chapter update 😭

anyways I’m now in england for uni (and you were correct that I used to live in the land down under) and life is so hectic man I’ve never had this many friends in my life it’s so much to handle AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO READ FIC WTF

pls pray for me that I’ll find the time to read the three (3??!?!?!!) updates I’m yet to catch up on 😔 maybe it’ll be my valentines gift to you…

LOVE YOU TO BITS AND PIECES *smashing you lightbulbs for extra emphasis*

OMG YOU FULL FLEDGED HUMAN BEING & YOU HAVE FRIENDS???? fuck dude you’re so cool.

I’m sure you’re slaying in Uni & you’re being clever and awesome and that’s fine as long as I don’t find out you’ve smashed anyone else’s lightbulbs then we are ALL. GOOD, BUDDY.

until next time my love: