fazbear frights pls hire me
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my favorite thing is when people call William afton "English willy" please keep doing this
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Oh, Henry was canonically an artist? So I guess we can all agree that he creates anonymous fanart for the anonymous Spring Bonnie x Fredbear fanfics he didn’t know it was William who wrote.
Not that that was the only kind of fic English Willy wrote. Fredbear and Friends started as a fanfic.
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I don't know if an active furry community and yearly convention would have fixed English Willy, but it would have a profound effect on the plot for the better
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What yougotta understand is that when you're interacting with blogs from a fictional universe, such as the English Willy saga, ya DON'T GIVE THE GAME AWAY. Don't just TELL THEM all the plot. Don't tell them exactly what's happening!! Don't tell them the important names!! Send asks and such but actually think through, how would a normal person respond to all this? How would a normal Tumblrina respond? The answer is YOU PROBABLY WOULD NOT FIND FUCKING EVERYTHING OUT IMMEDIATELY. The answer would probably be memes and clowning on things! If you wanna allude to things that will happen in the plot, ALLUDE to them. If you know that someone's gonna burn to death, say you hope the stress doesn't cause them to burn out. Please, my Tumblrinas, learn the art of subtlety in writing. You are not the main character in fictional universe blogs. It's okay.
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ah, English Willy of fazbear entertainment legend
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looking for a post of fnaf unreality which used the words: "english will" to describe springtrap.
ah, a Five Nights at Freddy's post. didn't think i'd be lookin' for one of these, but i gotta say, i ain't complainin'. this anon was lookin' for a post that described William Afton as "English Willy." now, i didn't have the pleasure of workin' on the Afton Case back in the 80s, but i like to think this is my little way of contributin' to that investigation.
headin' over to the tumblr search bar, i typed in "fnaf unreality english will" and found a masterpost with several screenshots. pretty convenient, and i could've just linked that. but there were so many posts there, i didn't wanna risk gettin' the case wrong. so i kept diggin'.
i headed over to the blog mentioned in the screenshots and decided i was gonna grab every single one of those posts and link them below. was this overkill? maybe. but in this line of work, you could never be too careful. i went through the original poster's blog, grabbin' all the posts that i could find, and brought them back to my office for cataloguing.
hopefully this is what you were lookin' for! now, the masterpost mentioned it was "part 2" but i couldn't find any evidence of a part 1 on the blog. either way, i hope you enjoy these! have a great day!
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What tf is that
i found this at my cam i set out in the woods
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[UNREALITY TW - this is a rp blog!]
Hello! My name is Charlotte, I'm a woman in my 40s from Utah. My friend's daughter saw some posts that related to my childhood, so I figured I would take a gander. I'm not used to 'tumblrina culture', as she calls it, so forgive me for any errors I may make.
Thanks for your time!
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Spring Trap Willy/English Willy
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Fanart happened apparently
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peepaw’s lookin a bit too slutty for comfort rn
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A modernization of hamlet that takes place in a bakery called “the danish king” and its kinda slapstick kinda not and hamlet is cleaning up the bakery, knocks a bag of flour, and the cloud of flour becomes his dads ghost and as their conversation ends he’s just looking at his reflection in the bakery window covered in flour and he wonders if he’s going mad
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