"Nnoooo you won't draw men tenderly holding eachhother' heh. Tthink again bucko

tastefully nakey ilaria to go with a piece I wrote about them and grace.

the writing takes place after a mature scene and references it, but is primarily about the seeming lack of consequences following the mortal grace's slip-up that revealed her non-ghoul status to their coterie mate holiday.

So this is very self indulging. These are my vacation photos turned into the Tokyo 5 messing around. Makes me crave summer and my friends <3

Mistletoe Kiss

Art I commissioned from @rosenkranz-does-things

WHAT IF I STARTED CRYING. WHAT THEN. LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO PERFECT. UGHHH, the dress Vastra is wearing is so perfect, and the lil stars sprinkled all over! The matching necklace and earrings for them! Their scrunkly blushing faces! They're so close, HUAHHHHH! HAVE I MENTIONED JENNY'S HAIR!!! Gosh it's so fucking gorgeous, Roz! It's so bouncy and looks so soft <3 Vastra's scales!!!! Holy fuck, the level of detail in themmmmm! Also the blue of Jenny's waistcoat and the red of Vastra's dress!? Mwah <3 Also. Mistletoe. Mistletoe kiss. I am such a sucker for it, yes it's cliché, no I don't care. it's GORGEOUSSSS! I love everything about this and I am sobbing I love it T_T Thank you so much, Roz! (also, go commission them, they're like. really, really skilled. As you can see. They're amazingggg)

You know what time it is. (it's micnight time).

Bite size

With the latest little update of Limbus Company it's confirmed that Don Quixote canonically beats Sinclair at chess entirely because whenever she starts losing she runs to Yi Sang who's so out there he intervenes purely so that the pieces are in the optimal configuration.

I thus suggest that Sinclair enlist the aid of Outis and pull off his own Evil Advisor Gambit, with Evil Advisor being a role that Outis was born and raised to perform, and the Evil Advisor Gambit also being something Don Quixote would fall for a hundred times out of a hundred.

forgotten their poor people roots smh

Hi. So, I saw Mikey feed Odyn a bottle of (presumably) milk, but what other things do the turtle tots like to eat?

It was indeed milk!

We don't truly know how exactly ronin Mikey grew up but I'm assuming that in like most iterations of the turtles, food and a place to stay were hard to come by when growing up, specially when Mikey and his brothers were babies. Because of this, Mikey knows what is like growing hungry and not letting any food they had the luck of having go to waste.

In the comic Mikey is shown growing his own crops and harvesting them So in the au Mikey grows his own vegetables and fruits making it easier for him to prepare food for the babies. He tries his best to make a large variety of dishes for them because he wants them to try as much they want and never go hungry. Since Mikey is a turtle mutant himself he tries to makes dishes that would appeal to their turtle cravings too, like algae! In addition to this, in the au Mikey sells his harvest to nearby towns to manage with money or stuff he and the babies need for the house! (like ingredients to make homemade pizza :] )The people from the towns he usually visits don't really mind him or the babies because they are aware they are Hamato clan members and the people from the towns actually like having the little turtle family around! (Since Mikey can't really leave the babies on their own yet (not like he wants to either), the towns knows of their existance and they love them)

grievously injured but still defiant whumpee getting rescued by a group of caretakers that don’t speak the same language they do

tw forced treatment, noncon drugging (syringe), whumpee being ganged up on, manhandling, held down

“Get away from me!” Whumpee snapped, pushing their back against the wall and getting ready to kick whoever came near them. “Get the fuck away!”

The small group stopped in their tracks, looking at each other in confusion. One of them said something, as soothing as they could while still conveying urgency, and Whumpee realised they couldn’t even understand them. Fucking great.

“I’m not going with you,” they said anyway. “I’m not. No.”

More foreign chatter. People getting a bit frustrated. Someone gestured to their own body, then to Whumpee’s, probably trying to say that their injuries looked kind of bad. Well, Whumpee didn’t care.

Another one held up a first-aid kit, trying to step closer, but Whumpee recoiled again. “Get the fuck away from me!”

Sighs. Grumbling. Arguments between the group members, worried glances at Whumpee. They fucking hated this, not even being able to tell what their plan was.

But what they hated even more was when they went quiet, nodding their agreement and turning their full attention to Whumpee. “No,” they repeated, hoping it’d deter them again. “No, no, no, no!”

It didn’t work this time. Before they knew it, several pairs of hands were grabbing them and dragging them to the centre of the room, holding them down while they screamed. The talking resumed; it sounded like orders.

“Stop!” they yelled. “Let me go! Let me go!” Someone shushed them, and at least they understood that, even if it did nothing to ease their nerves. “Please! Please, just let me go!”

Someone forced their arm down against the concrete and held it still, and Whumpee’s eyes went wide when they saw the needle. They would have no chance of fighting back if these people were to drug them. Their thrashing intensified, probably worsening a lot of their injuries, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

They passed out to the sounds of unintelligible chatter.

doodle based off of Axem Black's journal entry

11x09 // 11x10

↳ Dennis + looking out for the gang

where was this dennis and dee dynamic in the gang goes bowling

also he doesn't strike me as the type to bother burying bodies

Ron Stoppable would 100% become Therapy Naked Mole Rat in the future. Forget destiny, forget Mystical Monkey Power, forget being a sidekick to KP.

He is going to dress up in a naked mole rat suit and take phone calls from random strangers on the Internet and listen to their problems. It is so much easier than saving the world, and he is still helping people!

He has KP as a guest, as well as Dr. Drakken and Shego.

Yes, I love Therapy Gecko.

Y'know how cats are often drawn to people don't like them? Well, Dutch is a bit cat-coded, isn't he? I could see him drawn to his dislikers and he'd do things like knock over their glass of drink on the table, and then sits in their lap and gives a head boop. And demands pets.

Congratulations, you've adopted a cat.