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blackmagictrait · 11 months

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goppolsme really pissed me the fuck off pullin paywall shit on PRIDE content during PRIDE month so fuck it, here's a whole sfs folder of everything they currently have paywalled.

#🏴‍☠️#eat me bitch #free cc #s4cc #some greedy ass gotta do this every year huh #like without FAIL #y'all never learn

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doriandotexe · 2 months

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S O L D I E R

#final fantasy vii #sephiroth #ff7 #ff7 ever crisis #Square Enix can give me 50 of these little silver haired bitches and ill eat it up every time #execute artwork

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tightsstuff · 29 days

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Reblog if you want me naked

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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Today's The Day!!!

#now if you all will excuse me i need to go eat some grass. touching it is no longer enough #ough wait why does he look like that candy thing. you know the thing. with the shiny candy shell #the fuckin... its a fruit thing... uh #TANGHULU! THATS THE BITCH!#fitting i'd think! hes a tasty little morsel! a sweet guy!#scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally darling #i dearly hope he's enjoying all of the Attention #he deserves it! he deserves it all!

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atdawn · 5 months

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MERLIN | 5.08 The Hollow Queen

#merlin #colin morgan #bbc merlin #merlingifs #tvedit #syfysource #userashley #ee #gifs #m #this post is dedicated to the person who reblogged my killing kind set and said 'oh he got hot?'#respectfully. do you live under a rock #it's like all those people surprised that mikeyway was handsome during the swarm tour BITCH HE'S BEEN HOT 🗣️#anyway this is on my list of merlin moments that make me want to eat glass #508

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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dreamt I was in a teen slasher movie, but halfway through the group got bored and we ended up barricading ourselves in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and sharpening knives until our parents came home

#eventually the slasher just. left i guess #mainly i remember how the dream ended right before i got to eat a cupcake and i woke up PEEVED AS ALL HELL about that #still mildly but sincerely annoyed actually...#bitch come at me but IF YOU MAKE ME DROP MY FUCKINF CUPCAKE

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dashing-through-ecto · 1 year

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*angry chewing*

#danny phantom #little baby man #he doesnt want the throne #his solution is to eat the problem #hes looking right into clockworks eyes as he chews #like `try me bitch`#dashing-art

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triona-tribblescore · 5 months

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I saw this and thought of your pirate au, I love that you managed to include every single pirate trope and I'm loving every minute of it (source: schoolofplot on insta)

PFT- I NEVER EVEN KNEW-

stop im cackling tysm for sharing, im so glad im doing the pirates justice uvu

#oh my god im just built that way #look at me #being all stereotypical uvu #and bitches eat it up uvu #lmao this is great tho laughing sm #rottmnt #rottmnt au #anlfm #a ninjas life for me #rottmnt leo #rottmnt usagi #usagi yuichi #leoichi #leosagi #asks #tribbletalks #tribbleart #<3

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dromaeo-sauridae · 1 year

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LITTLE FREAK

#hey. hey #fun fact.#it took like. MONTHS to figure out a name for this bitch #so the ENTIRE TIME. me and ismene called it little freak #that was its name #my art #my ocs #xolakaal #promethea #dragon #creature design #(yes i know the bug legs wouldnt work for something so large but its literally a god that possesses people and eats souls. so)#act 2 #act 3

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lemon-wedges · 1 year

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The question is when does Dave finally jump into that volleyball match he’s been eyeing and how long can Hal cheer him on before he burns to a crisp? 💖

#mgs #metal gear solid #otacon #solid snake #hal emmerich #otasune #the art of a lemon wedge #trying #look for painting refs for hal was like #give me the skinniest bitch youve ever met #need this man looking like hes been eating nothing but saltine crackers for the last 20 years #also its true #snake borrowed otacons one piece towel and #otacon was like please....take this straw hat :)

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tightsstuff · 1 month

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Want to come and play?

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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sharing is caring <3

#KISS THE MAILMAN!!!!#they are waiting their turns!!!#this is so fucking indulgent & niche asdjaskjcnaskclak #eddie gets all the love!!!#im such a giggly lil bitch about this im-#yall dont even know how bad it was when i was actually scribbling this. commit me to an asylum #its soooo Unserious and its soooooo Fun #eddie is the perfect size for them to Hold and Cherish #screaming crying wailing eating floor tiles!!!#ok somebody take me out back and shoot me The Voices Are Winning #scribble salad #what do i even tag this with??? DO i even tag it???#lmao imagine i toss it into the welcome home tag #woe! laughingletterstock be upon ye!!#im spicing up the soup... at least i like to think that i am!!!#i create silly mindless stuff like this so that i can Think later #alrighty im gonna queue this for the morning #there's like. 3 people absolutely frothing at the mouth to see this so!!!#morning queue! i could post it Now but like. lmao #ive posted enough today.... gotta space it out a lil

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thoodleoo · 2 years

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when you think about it persephone had a ridiculous amount of self-control to only eat a handful of pomegranate seeds. if it had been me i would have gone hogwild the moment i saw that sweet sweet pommy and i'd be spending the rest of my immortal life hanging out with dead people

#tagamemnon #demeter: bitch what the fuck. how many did you eat #me (covered in juice): pommy granate..........#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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hahaha wheee haha

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions #as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit #and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square #man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink #three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city!#still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it #well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy #tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long #I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing #if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too #I realized I missed that...#also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch #got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr #now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that #have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens

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patriamrealm · 6 months

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Nobori would be the best and worst person to go after Woodsman. Good thing that axe swing counted as a normal type attack.

I'm sorry I saw @coramatus 's post here -

and this brainworm took over until I was able to draw it out I'm sorry I just had to...

Of course, Woodsman Ingo of course belongs to @coramatus MC Ingo belongs to @peachy-doodles PMD!Au Ingo belongs to @teamconductors Technically for @ultimate-submas-tournament 's tourny

#tournament #submas #ingo #PMD!Au #MC Ingo #under the city streets au #pokemon!aspects #Aspects Ingo is a spooky bitch and he forgets this #also it's probably not a good idea for the person who eats souls to go after woodsman #I don't know this made me laugh too much while drawing it I'm so sorry

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