#eat crepe & lie
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Aziraphale, how much do you love Crowley?
“Oh, not at all really… I don’t even like her…”
#any angel born before the birth of time can’t cook…#all they know is the Ritz#dance the gavotte#be agender#eat crepe & lie#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#my fanart#aziracrow#fem!crowley#fem!aziraphale#asks🗣️#ineffeble wives
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Cassian who after you two realize you’re pregnant slowly stops doing as much training to spend time with you and your growing body.
Cassian who slowly starts eating the foods you crave so you don’t feel alone in the weird things you’re eating
Cassian who slowly starts getting a “dad bod” towards the end of your pregnancy, still keeping his muscle mass in his arms and legs, his abs are just starting to get a little more full.
Cassian who realizes you’re starting to like the dad bod more than the straight hard ass muscle and after the little babe is boring starts taking more days off of training to stay in his new body shape for you
I'm. Salivating.
Dadbod
Summary - After the pregnancy and birth of your first daughter, you aren't the only one dealing with body changes
Warnings - insecure Cassian, suggestiveness and implied smut, teasing from Rhys and Azriel.
A/N -i want everyone to know what my vision of a "cut dadbod" is. It's Jason Momoa in Aquaman. He's lean, muscular, and cut, but he's not what cassian would typically be of rippling muscles and abs you can wash laundry on. So, I attached a picture of the image that came to mind while reading this 🤤🥴
Your honor, I need him. Sexually.
Cassian sighed loudly as he looked himself over in the mirror. There was no denying he had put on weight with your pregnancy, and especially with the pressures of fatherhood and a newborn, but Mother above you wanted him.
Your bottom lip was caught between your teeth as your eyes slightly glazed over, focused in on his strong arms and shoulders, on his chest, his stomach. Yes, cut abs no longer sat exposed all the time, begging to be licked between every ridge, but there was something about how his build now accentuated the v of his hips, how it highlighted his still trim waist without distracting from it.
Your mate was the most attractive male you'd ever laid eyes on. Not Rhys. Not Azriel. Not even the countless high fae you dealt with daily. None of them could hold a candle to Cassian and none ever would.
"I can feel you staring. I know I've gotten out of shape, you can just say it." His voice was laced with sadness. You could feel his disappointment running down the bond as he picked up your daughter, bouncing her as he smiled.
That was the other attractive thing about Cassian. Watching him be a father. Watching him with his daughter. Seeing his excitement over having a little girl. Cassian never expressed disappointment. He never made snide comments about your failure at providing a male, no. Cassian cherished her, his little baby bat, and thanked you for her profusely.
His love for her was part of why he had "Let himself go." He had gone from hours spent on the roof, training the priestess, training with Azriel and Rhys, training Feyre to each group receiving an hour of his time instead of his whole day. He wanted to be with her, not locked on the House of Wind, stuck hearing her small cries as the doorways carried them to him.
"Cassian, you are the sexiest I have ever seen you," you finally answered him, lip going back to your teeth. You wanted him, needed him. You two had not touched each other in so long.
"You don't have to lie, sweetheart. I know I'm not-"
"Stop it," it came out more forcefully than you had wanted. "I like your body. I love the way you look. I still want to fuck you senselessly daily. Just stop."
That conversation had changed everything. Cassian would never admit it, but he enjoyed having his days to himself. He enjoyed only allowing training to ocuppy 3 to 4 hours of his day versus almost 8.
And Gods, he loved how you looked at him now. He loved how much more you two snuggled, how you seemed more comfortable laying your head on his chest.
"Good morning, fuckers." Cassian effortlessly flipped the crepes he had been making for you when he heard Rhys and Azriel sit down at the kitchen island. "What do you want?"
Rhys looked at the unhealthy breakfast, one you constantly craved during pregnancy. "When do you two plan on being back to hard training and dieting?"
He knew Rhys was asking out of curiosity, but Cassian couldn't help but growl, more concerned about Rhys possibly mocking your post pregnancy body more than Cassian's own new dad body.
Azriel's spine straightened at the sound as he shot Rhys a look. "What our brother is trying to say, Cass, is we miss training with you all day on our days off, and we are concerned you are not taking time for yourself anymore."
The look Cassian gave them felt almost like he was attempting to murder them. Like he was warning them of the line they were risking. "My mate needs me and appreciates my help with our daughter. I like my current schedule. When she is older, will I maybe go back to a more training heavy schedule? Possibly. But for now, I am doing what's best for me and my family." And my sex life, he thought silently to himself as images of you riding him last night came to mind.
"We are just concerned, Cassian," Rhys stated softly. "About your growing daddy tummy." His smile broke out as he poked Cassian's abs, eyes widening over still feeling solid muscle below a slight layer of skin. "What the fuck?" Rhys stood, walking over to Cassian. "How are you still so fit?"
"He's fucking perfect, isn't he?" You walked into the room, a small head and wings poking out from the body wrap you were using to carry the daughter you shared with the general. "Delicious."
Azriel chuckled, moving to you to take the babe, but unsure if you meant the crepes or your husband. "As long as you two are happy, that's all that matters. I just was worried about your mental health, Cass. Mother knows your a vain creature that loved his abs more than breathing."
"Or eating."
"Or drinking."
"Or fucking," Rhys and Azriel went on as you moved to Cassian, arms wrapping around his strong biceps.
He looked in the mirror again that night, holding his daughter as he stared at his abs. This current body was a reminder to him of how life had changed, of the growth you two had done, the small life that was now phsyical evidence of the love you two shared. "Dad bod," he finally said. "I'd rather have my dad bod."
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How would opm saitama, genos, and garou react to having an monster female s/o but is very docile and kind and just wants to live a normal life and has a human disguise
This ones so cute o mah gad immediately had to do it
Opm guys with a Monster S/O
Included: Genos, Saitama, Garou
fem!reader
Requests are open !!
Genos
Very wary about you at first
The first time you two meet is around noon at the Ghost town of city Z when he returns from getting groceries for Saitama.
In an alleyway he hears a commotion and goes to check it out when he sees that there are two monsters getting into a fight.
Of course he immediately goes into combat mode thinking that you two could be a threat for the citizens.
But it’s when you save him from that other monster you were fighting with that he’s completely startled.
“So not all monsters are driven by malice…interesting..”
He feels a connection between the two of you and can relate very much as you two have had similar experiences before with not fitting in to society due to not being full humans.
is VERY intrigued and interested by you therefore he decides to stick by your side to analyze your art and nature for research purposes. Those hangout’s eventually turn into dates.
He likes you both in your human and monster form and encourages you to like every part about yourself too.
Will support you 100% in wanting to lead a normal life and fit in with the humans. Even though his knowledge about what humans his age do is very limited as well he tries to teach you what he knows.
“I have heard that it is quite popular around young people to visit crepe shops. Shall we try them?”
Honestly best bf to ever have. Will love you even if you’re a worm. (Doesn’t show it a lot though)
Saitama
I’m telling y’all this guy DOES NOT CARE wether you’re human or not.
He saved you in your human form once (some monsters attacked you because they could tell from your smell that you were a monster as well) and thought you were so attractive from the get-go.
He did have his suspicions as he could sense a different kind of aura from you but did not question it.
A week into dating it was that you came clear to him about your “true form”, already expecting that he’d immediately break up with you.
“Oh really? Yeah that’s calm.”
Doesn’t feel betrayed or alarmed because he’s known you for long enough to tell that you were a good person, monster or not.
He does ask you random questions sometimes though
“So like..do you eat human flesh? Monster flesh? No? Oh okay.”
“Is it true that you turn into your true form every full moon? You’re telling me only werewolves do that?? Geez I was just asking..”
Whenever you feel insecure he reassures you and comforts you.
Always takes you out to go grocery shopping with him because he can tell that you enjoy doing regular things such as these.
Gets judged big time by Genos for dating you but he doesn’t care.
Garou
Thought of you as his rival/opponent for the longest time.
Whenever he’d see you around in your human form he could sense this aura coming from you assuming that you were a strong fighter when not knowing that you simply were a monster.
He’d bother you every time and ask you for a fight and every time you’d have to kindly decline saying that you had no idea how to fight.
“Don’t lie to me I can sense that you’re powerful. One fight won’t hurt ya cmon..”
Around the 6th time you came across him you decided to just come straight with the truth.
“So you’re telling me..you’re a monster..but ya dont fight?”
Is hella confused but just rolls with it. He decides to stick by your side just for the sake of it. And he couldn’t deny that you were absolutely gorgeous at that.
Would ask you out in the most blunt and straightforward way.
You’d both be talking about how it was so hard for you to find any love interests because most of the human guys would get scared if they were to find out you’re a monster
Which he would straight up answer with “why dont you date me then?”
Very overprotective boyfriend. He prefers you in your monster form actually and encourages you to just be yourself but the moment ANYONE dares to give you a wrong look he’ll beat them to a pulp
Even when you’re in your human form he just assumes that people might stare at you because they know you’re a monster so he cusses at them (he isn’t the smartest guy out there)
Doesn’t really know what personal space is so he will be all up in your business as a monster and a human.
#one punch man#garou#genos#genos one punch man#genos x reader#headcanons#opm genos#garou opm#garou x reader#genos x y/n#saitama x reader#saitama one punch man#saitama opm#saitama#garou x y/n#one punch man garou#garou headcanons
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Like an open book
Summary
Crowley awakens to the faint sound of pencil scraping against paper, and opens his eyes to see Aziraphale drawing him. Seeing the sketch in the angel's hand, he marvels at the way Aziraphale is able to read him.
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Just a lazy and fluffy morning…
On Ao3
Rating G - 637 words
It was a strange sound that awoke Crowley that morning, and without opening his eyes, it took him some time to determine its source.
Until he guessed it.
A pencil scratching on paper.
Without opening his eyes, he asked, his voice still asleep, "Angel, are you drawing me again?"
Aziraphale replied quietly, "Absolutely, my dear. Do you mind?"
Crowley snuggled a little more into the warm blanket and replied, "No, go ahead, as long as I can keep lazing around in bed, that's fine."
Aziraphale laughed softly and replied, "On the contrary, it suits me just fine if you stay quiet for a while longer."
The demon dozed off for a while, lulled by the sound of pencil on paper and the angel's sporadic humming.
When he awoke a little later, he let out a contented sigh.
If asked to define paradise, he'd say this was it.
A warm, cozy bed, the little sounds that conveyed the presence of his angel, their mixed scents wafting through the air, all a far cry from the sanitized whiteness of today's heaven.
All this was theirs and theirs forever.
Yes, their true heaven on earth.
The sound of the pen stopped and Crowley turned on his side, opening his eyes to look at his angel..
The angel sat next to Crowley, leaning against the headboard, his sketchbook on his lap and a fond expression on his face as he asked, "Awake for good, my dear?"
Crowley nodded as Aziraphale placed his sketchbook and pencil beside him before leaning over the demon and pressing a kiss to his forehead. He took the opportunity to wrap his arms around the angel's neck, forcing him to lie against him.
Over his shoulder, he could see the sketchbook open to the page of the drawing in progress. It was himself, of course, asleep, and seeing his expression through Aziraphale's eyes, the demon's throat tightened slightly.
There was, of course, the quality of the execution, the way the sheets fell around him in elegant draperies, or the way the morning light illuminated his face. But most of all, the Angel had a natural talent for capturing Crowley's emotions, and once again he had succeeded perfectly. The demon looked so trusting, surrendered in his sleep, and what moved him was that he knew that was exactly how he felt.
Burying his face in the angel's neck, Crowley murmured against his skin, "You are so good at reading me, Angel..."
Aziraphale wrapped his arms around him and said softly, "As you are so good at reading me. After so many years together, and now living together all the time, it's kind of normal. It's rather comforting to have someone close to me who knows me so well."
Crowley hummed in agreement. They'd seen so much of each other, the worst and the best, there was no need to pretend, they just knew, and Aziraphale was right, it was rather comforting.
After a moment of silence, the demon asked quietly, "Aren't you tired of drawing me? Even after all this time?"
Aziraphale chuckled softly and replied, "That's like asking me if I'm tired of eating crepes after all this time. No, I'm not tired of it, neither of you."
He kissed Crowley's hair and added, "Though there is one I love immeasurably more than the other."
Crowley lifted his head and said playfully, "The crepes?"
Aziraphale rolled his eyes and said, "Idiot. Are you fishing for compliments?"
"Does it work?"
The angel raised his hands and cupped Crowley's face between them before saying softly, "You know very well you'll never have to fish for compliments from me. I can live without crepes for centuries, but I couldn't live without you, not for a second," then he closed the distance between their faces and kissed his facetious demon deeply.
Still not beta'd
Still not my native language
Still hoping you'll enjoy this story 🥰
Still thanking you for bearing with me 😝
Ineffable Growing Love series : (After season 2)
Part 1 Story 1-99
Part 2 Story 100-?
Ineffable Husbands masterlist : here (Before season 2)
#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable boyfriends#aziraphale#crowley#good omens fanfiction#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale
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[Translation] Spider / A Nightmare Downtown 1
The next day
Niki: Mogumogu...~
Kohaku: Ugh....Niki-han, how are you even able to eat crepes after eating so many pancakes...the more I look at it, the more my heart burns.
Niki: Oh no, what're you saying, Kohaku-chan? Didn't you know? Crepes are the very definition of "sweets are for a separate stomach"*, they're a groundbreaking sweet treat.
Kohaku: Hm?
Niki: Take a peek at this crepe. Look how thin it is. It could totally fit as much space as possible in a stomach that just seems full. Mogumogu...~
Kohaku: What's with that explanation? It makes way too much sense.
Rinne: Oh, Niki. A bug just landed on your crepe. I'll shoo it off for you, so just give it here.
Niki: Eh? I couldn't catch sight of anything, is that true? Uuuun, I don't see any bugs...
Rinne: Nono. Niki, you just aren't looking right. I asked you to give it to me because there's a little trick to finding them.
Niki: Eh? Well, if you're really insisting that much--here.
Rinne: Whereeee is it~? Here~? Mogumogu...
Niki: Ah! What are you doing?!
Rinne: Mogumogu...gulp--what is it, Niki? I'm working really hard to find these bugs for you right now. Nn. I might've been wrong when I thought I saw a bug land on it, so I'll give it back now. This is really good.
Niki: My crepe! How dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you...!**
Rinne: It's fine, it was just a bite. Don't get so fired up over something so small, Niki. It's like you always say, "good food tastes good alone but it tastes even better with others". You got to share your food with me in the end, so you should be happy.
Niki: You say that, but you took a huge bite! If you wanted to take a bite so badly then why didn't you just say so to begin with?!
Rinne: Nooope~! I was just looking for bugs!
Niki: What are you, an elementary schooler!? How dare you tell a lie like that?!
Kohaku: ...Haa, you're on your own. --Eh? Come to think of it, HiMERU-han's been gone for a while now...? Ah, he's behind there. He escaped because those two were making a racket didn't he? Smart move. HiMERU-han. Isn't it cruel to escape by yourself?
HiMERU: --Ah, Oukawa. Apologies. HiMERU couldn't stand being seen with those two anymore...
Kohaku: What, so it's fine if I'm seen with them?***
HiMERU: That's not it...understood. From now on, Oukawa can join and we'll evacuate together.
Kohaku: Right, right. Honesty is always the best policy. Anyway, HiMERU-han, you look like you bought a whole bunch of cookies from that cafe earlier. Is that what you wanted to get so badly? And yesterday you mentioned something about circumstances?
HiMERU: Ah, these? They're meant to be a gift of gratitude for a someone that assisted HiMERU with work. Aside from the pancakes, the pastries were also very popular, so he thought they'd suffice.
Kohaku: Of gratitude? If you wanted to give them that kind of gift, then they didn't have to be from that cafe, did they? You can get sweets from anywhere.
HiMERU: No, it's because they can be found anywhere that these small things make a difference in testing one's sense of style. By sending something that is appreciated, the gift will leave a lasting impression and the receiver will enjoy it more. It may seem like something small, but it's the accumulation of such small things that will form the impression HiMERU makes. It's because of this that he can't afford to make any errors.
Kohaku: Hm. I get it now. HiMERU-han is always so perfect, I should learn a thing or two from you--
Niki: Hey! Kohaku-chan, HiMERU-kun, I don't want you two leaving me! I mean, don't leave me here with this tyrant!
Rinne: Gyahaha! Niki-kyuuun~, I won't let you go. Me and you are inseeeeperable, aren't we~?
Niki: Gyah! Don't jump on me. You're heavy, so I'll be crushed~! Help me, Kohaku-chan, HiMERU-kun!
Kohaku: Even though we're trying to avoid Rinne-han and Niki-han, they're still coming at us at high speed. What we gonna do, HiMERU-han?
HiMERU: --Haaa...HiMERU really regrets being here now.
(*): I think Niki is talking about when people say they have "desert stomachs", which is like basically having extra room for desert.
(**): In some cases "yokumo" is used as an adverb to describe a feeling of shock but here I think it's used as a demand here which is why I decided to translate it that way
(***): I don't know why but this reads like a threat to me??? Someone help HiMERU.
Note: I'm a HiMERU producer but I couldn't help but notice that he said he was getting a gift for someone, it literally could just be a minor detail that doesn't mean anything but also it could be someone important. I wonder who he's buying that gift for I'm not letting that slide.
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Omg you write for bloodborne? Please please pleaseeee can you write something for Micolash? I love him he's so weird!!
(not my art)
Your wish is my Command Anon.
Micolash…
I’m not gonna lie I’m a little salty with this fucker, I smashed my head against the wall for nine hours straight.
That said, he’s a fun guy if a little weird
…
Okay a lot weird
Literally the Epitome of
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You: Micolash, when was the last time you got any sleep?
Micolash: I don't know, 2/3 days, not important. I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.
Ludwig: Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
You: No, that's a crazy thing.
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So now that we're starting this let’s get this out of the way he courts you in an unorthodox fashion.
And by unorthodox I mean completely batshit crazy.
He probably gave you the first working prototype of the Mensis cage so now you have a metal pasta strainer with metal chicken wire and copper wire wrapped around it sitting somewhere in your home.
You are banned from his lab, not because he doesn’t want you there, but because whenever he’s around you he becomes a bumbling fool and there are a L O T of things in there that if broken could unleash untold horrors upon the world.
Like the time he tried to mix drinks in there and accidentally released a modified version of the brainsucker larva.
Poor, poor, poor, Jeffery.
He’s a little awkward when it comes to any form of physical affection, by that I mean his hugs are stiff, holding hands is a little janky, and he’s kind of a struggle to snuggle with.
But he’s very affectionate in other ways.
He probably asked you out by a mathematical formula or biology question.
Your first date was a hole in the wall cafe in the middle of Yharnam.
Despite its outward appearance the cafe was very homey on the inside and had good food and drinks
You quickly realized why this place was so beloved by Micolash was not because of the food or drinks but because of the view that gave you and him a great look of yharnam and the forests.
Micolash (as always) looks like he needs a coffee (and to be placed in an insane asylum but that's neither here nor there.
Micolash is very polite, will ask you what you would like to drink and eat before ordering.
It’s here that you learn that he has quite the sweet tooth which he explained was developed during his time in Byrgenwerth as he did not particularly like the coffee at the school.
Micolash ordered six Scones, six Crepes, three Cranachans, and a few cups of coffee.
Your date with Micolash went very well with the two of you arranging another a week later.
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After the date Micolash was teased mercilessly by his associates and co-workers.
For some reason I think he was a mommas boy and I don’t know why.
I also think he is a pretty okay cook, I mean he doesn’t know how to make anything look pretty but as long as he has a recipe to follow and it isn’t too complicated he can probably make it.
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#micolash host of the nightmare#Micolash x reader#micolash host of the nightmare x reader#bloodborne x reader#bloodborne
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HAHAHAHA- round 3.
Love the geese. Question- ARE THERE DUCKS? Geese already have my heart <333 BUT DUCKS??
Also whats the deal on martian weather? Cause yeah pretty blue sunsets... But What About Other Sky Statuses? Storms?
And and crime? What's the deal w that? (cause I'm picturing a fish black market??? This is a dumb question so u don't have to answer it)
Also I WANNA HUG ALL UR OCS. (if they are comfy w that. That is. Anyways)
ROLLER SKATING WAITERS!!! Dude in another life I would SO want to be a roller skating GOD carrying like 4 plates through a funky space themed diner- I'm getting side tracked- BUT POINT IS- what's martian cuisine like? Do aliens (or part aliens) eat other food..? How does that work? (Curious.)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
Signed
A detail loving twat.
Round three!
Geese and ducks, there are ducks elsewhere, but not necessarily on school grounds. (or at least, there aren't supposed to be) the geese are just a running gag I have originating from like. I don't even remember it was something to do with Jenny
Now: the weather
(you don't have to listen to that but if you do: turn your volume down) Obviously, glass dome, so the weather doesn't really affect the inside, however the storms are beautiful, lightning strikes and the whole sky is painted baby blue, but it doesn't rain. Not anymore. There is no patter of water on glass as you lie on top of a sky scraper looking up at the cloudy sky, but the condensation dripping on your forehead means you can imagine it anyway. The sun shines, the world is blue, and as it gets lower and lower against the red horizon you're bathed in a deep lilac. And at night, for all the effort of preventing light pollution, you can see the stars. The constellations look the same as on earth, as if by some sort of sisterly bond between the two sky's, and they're shining through the hexagonal glass plates, refracting into strange shapes.
As for crime, not much need for it as there's a universal base income, free housing, electricity is free, food is synthetically grown, so that takes out most of the survival crimes, as for murder. If you do it that's on you, you probably won't as it's a decently healthy environment and therapy is also, my goodness, free, so just. Don't do that.
Martian cuisine! (Also the diner is called Marsy's it serves breakfast type foods and employs mostly teens and the elderly) obviously it's just earth cuisine, but a little bit weirder. Festival foods like dango and crepes are big cuz there's a lot of festivals, when the years are 24 months long you really gotta make the most of em, but for day to day food things like stew, porridge, bread, pasta, fried rice, soup, it's just regular old food. There's weird stuff obviously like... Hold on I gotta think of something... Meat grape? Idk I saw a video where they turned a grape into meat. You can of course 3d print candy, so there's a lot of weird shaped sweets, and a lot of gimmick restaurants. You'll never believe what they're putting in sandwiches these days. Also bugs. They eat bugs. Bugs is goo 👍 sushi is also really popular cuz it's so efficient to grow, fish in the bottom rice on the top, can literally be grown in the same pond, so they do a lot of fish/rice combos
And for our lovely aliens, sahrah and her mum haaush, they can't eat tomatoes. Most things are fine except for like... Certain bug based food dyes? And birch sugar or whatever it's called. Haaush did a lot of experiments with this as she came there for science reasons, and then found herself a lesbian lover, as you do. She brought some food from her planet, and it has its own little room in the space domes. It's got things like. Fucked up carrot. Various other root vegetables. From an underground cave system you see.
(also I said it doenst rain anymore. That's because it doesn't rain on mars, very dry, however inside the dome... Shit gets damp)
#martians#also the majority of them eould be happy to hug you once they know you#Martha and tammy are extremely touchy#jenny and thomas both have to know you really well#genji would be like nooo i hate youuu but he enjoys it#aled has to know you REALLY well to give any hug other than goodbye hug#georgie does not like hugs#danes happy to hug strangers. hes just like that#and sahrah us sux arned and fluffy! optimak hugs#sahrah gamal#the bus is late#world building#haaush hero#cw swearing#cw food
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Weaving Stars // Chapter 2
Fandom: Servamp
Ship: KuroMahi
Characters: Kuro, Mahiru
Summary: Mahiru is a deity who weaves constellations in the night sky. He feels isolated working alone at his loom but then he meets a shepherd. His title is higher than Kuro’s but Mahiru falls in love with him. (KuroMahi, Tanabata AU)
Ch.1 // (Ch.2) // Ch.3
“Kuro, try this!” Mahiru plucked a glazed cherry from his crepe and held it against Kuro’s mouth. He leaned down and his lips brushed against his fingertips as he fed him. Then, Mahiru licked the sugar from his fingers. The sight made Kuro’s heart flutter and he looked away. “I’ve seen humans eat crepes and I wanted to learn what they tasted like. They’re a little too sweet for my taste but it’s still good.”
“Whenever you make food for our little picnics, they’re simple recipes. You must’ve enchanted your cooking for them to end up being delicious. Maybe you can try to recreate crepes with your magic. I’m a shepherd but I know a few farmers who can give us ingredients to use.” Kuro offered. Mahiru nodded eagerly and he took another bite of his crepe. The snack tasted more delicious when he was with Kuro.
They began to discuss the different flavours and ingredients they could have in their crepes. Mahiru found it refreshing that someone was interested in him for his cooking rather than his weaving. While he enjoyed creating the stars and tapestries, it was his duty. He was glad that he could be more than the Constellation Weaver with Kuro. He was simply Mahiru Shirota.
They walked through the crowded festival and watched the humans enjoy the food and games. Their lives were fleeting yet so fulfilling that Mahiru felt a little jealous. He imagined a scenario where he and Kuro were humans who met at a festival. He wouldn’t have to lie to him about his title. They couldn’t have the simple life of a human but he decided to enjoy the festival with him as much as he could.
“I overheard a few humans say there will be a firework display. It’s going to start at night and we’ll have to return to the heavens before sunset. Maybe they will be visible from my abode next to the Milky Way.” Mahiru wondered whether he was being too selfish with his wish. He had already risked his father’s wrath by leaving his loom and going to the Human Realm. “I would like to watch them together but I can’t keep you from your job or family.”
“I asked my family to watch the sheep for me so I can stay the night.” Kuro said and their hands brushed together as they walked. Neither of them knew whether it was an accident or a gesture they did unconsciously. When he didn’t move his hand away, Mahiru hesitantly hooked his finger around Kuro’s. They continued down the street holding hands.
“As much as I would like that, it’s impossible. The Sky King visits the abode at night so he could appraise the new constellations and hang them in the night sky. I can’t imagine how I’d explain your presence in the garden.” Mahiru stopped walking and he smiled up at Kuro. He squeezed his hand and added: “This night made me happier than I imagined. Thank you, Kuro.”
“You’re exaggerating.” Kuro looked away from him to hide his blush. “It must be difficult working for the sky deities. You wove a thousand stars but they never gave you a break. I heard that family is powerful so they should be able to create constellations on their own. You deserve a vacation before you collapse from exhaustion.”
“Thank you for the concern but there’s no need. I don’t mind working. I like making weaving and it was a hobby for me before it became my duty. The best part of my job is being able to see the stars in the sky and hearing people wish upon them. My stars can make them smile and give them hope.” He said to reassure Kuro.
“What would you wish for?” He tilted his head back and pictured the night sky Mahiru wove. They were beautiful and he understood why humans would make wishes upon them. He wanted to make Mahiru happy and grant his wishes. In the back of his mind, he knew it would be difficult for a shepherd like him. However, when he looked back down at Mahiru, he decided to try.
“No one asked me that before. People would say that I already have everything. I would love to see my mother again but that’s impossible.” Mahiru leaned his head against his broad shoulder and savoured his warmth. “You already made my days happier because I finally have someone to talk to while I work. Though, I’m jealous of you for one thing. You have a big family and you’re all so close. Work would be easier if I had siblings to share the load with.”
“I should warn you that they’re difficult to manage and living with them can be more tiring than weaving stars. Though, I’m sure they would accept you into our family after they try your cooking.” Kuro’s last sentence was meant as banter but he began to imagine Mahiru visiting his family and becoming part of his home. “You’re an only child? This is the first time you’ve talked about your family.”
“It’s a complicated situation.” He sighed. Kuro nodded in understanding and Mahiru was grateful that he didn’t push him to say anything more. At first, he hid his noble title because he wanted to be friends. The longer he kept it a secret, the more guilty and worried he felt. Mahiru knew that Kuro wasn’t violent and he wouldn’t react to him with anger but he feared he would stop being his friend.
Kuro tenderly rubbed his thumb over Mahiru’s knuckles and said, “You can become a part of my family if you want.”
“That almost sounds like a proposal, Kuro.” Mahiru giggled when he saw Kuro’s face become red. His expressions were often deadpan with the rare smile or laugh. He liked seeing another side to him. “It’s too early to think of marriage. We should start with courting each other.”
Mahiru sat next to the river and washed his hands in the water. He spent the afternoon making crepes and his hands were coated in flour. While he was tired, he discovered his love for baking. Kuro helped him find something outside of weaving. He would arrive for their afternoon outing soon and Mahiru imagined sharing the crepes with him. A smile spread across his lips at the thought.
“Mahiru.” Someone behind him called his name but the voice didn’t belong to Kuro. His excitement dampened and he slowly rose to his feet. There were only a few people who would enter the meadows of the Sky Deities so he knew who they were even before he saw the reflection in the water.
“You’re home early, Touma. You only come once it’s time to hang the stars in the sky.” Mahiru didn’t try to hide the disdain in his voice. While the man was his father, they had never been close. He had been absent throughout most of his life and their personalities clashed the few times they met each other. He didn’t understand why his mother would be with a man like Touma. “Why are you here?”
“You use this garden as your weaving room but it’s also my backyard. It’s not suspicious if I want to take a walk around my own home.” He said. From Mahiru’s doubtful expression, he knew that his simple explanation didn’t convince him. Touma sighed and said, “I came to speak with your shepherd friend. He is distracting you from your work.”
“There’s no need! I completed more than enough tapestries for the Milky Way and he has been the one to give me inspiration for new constellations.” Mahiru argued and his body became stiff. He couldn’t allow Kuro and Touma to meet. Beyond Kuro learning about his true identity, he feared that his father would hurt him. “I was the one who allowed him to enter the garden and asked him to visit. You cannot punish him when the fault is mine.”
“I’ve been watching you two long enough to understand. I was willing to overlook his little visits until he took you to the Human Realm. Do you realize how dangerous leaving the garden is for you? You’re as reckless as your mother. I don’t understand what draws you two to men who are bad for—” Touma wasn’t able to say another retort before Mahiru slapped him. His hand had moved without him consciously thinking and his palm burned slightly from the force.
“Don’t you dare talk about Kuro or my mother!” He snapped. He clenched his fists tightly at his side to keep himself from slapping him again. “Why are you here? I won’t allow you to hurt Kuro.”
“What kind of man do you think I am?” Touma walked past Mahiru to the loom and then lifted the hem of a half finished blanket. “You may not consider me a father but I promised Akira that I would care for you after her death. It’s better for you to stay here. I won’t allow that shepherd to be so reckless with your safety. Once he arrives—”
Mahiru turned sharply on his heel and raced towards the garden gate. He knew that Kuro would visit him soon and he needed to warn him about his father. In his rush, he almost tripped over the grass as he ran down the hill. He saw Kuro a few miles ahead of him and ran quicker. He regretted that he couldn’t tell him about his noble blood in a better way but there was nothing else he could do.
Kuro noticed him running towards him. At first, he was shocked to see him past the gates because he rarely left the garden. His confused expression softened into a smile and he walked forward to greet him. When he was closer, he could see the panic in his brown eyes. He instinctively held out his arms to comfort him. Mahiru threw himself the last few feet down the hill and into his chest.
“You need to return to your farm, Kuro. It’s dangerous for us to meet again.” Mahiru spoke so quickly that Kuro couldn’t understand him for a moment. He tenderly stroked his soft hair and the tension left his body. “I’m so sorry but you have to go.”
“Did something happen, Mahiru?”
“Mahiru, it’s time to go back to your star weaving instead of acting so immature.” Touma’s voice answered Kuro first. Kuro looked up from Mahiru and he recognized the Sky King. He hugged Mahiru tightly against his chest to protect him. Touma recognized the defiant glint in his red eyes but he barely regarded him with a glance. “I will be waiting in the garden. If you don’t come, I will deal with your little shepherd friend.”
“Mahiru’s duty is to make stars for the Constellation Weaver but you can’t give him commands like this!” Kuro yelled after Touma. He couldn’t remember the last time he felt so angry or raised his voice. He felt protective of Mahiru, especially when he held his smaller body in his arms.
“Kuro, please don’t fight him. He’s my father.” Mahiru whispered the admission so quietly that Kuro thought he misheard him. He looked down at him but he had buried his face into his chest. “I’m the Constellation Weaver. I lied to you about who I am so we could spend time together. Now that my father knows, he won’t allow me to be with a shepherd. He’ll hurt you. I don’t want that to happen so we can’t see each other again.”
Kuro wanted to argue with Mahiru and keep him in his arms. However, he became motionless when Mahiru kissed his lips softly. He hesitated for a moment and Mahiru took the opportunity to slip out of his arms. Mahiru reluctantly turned away from him and ran back into the Milky Way.
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I fuckin' love being an adult because it means I can lie in bed eating a nutella crepe while emailing the co-editors of my literary magazine at 9pm on a Friday night, sounding absolutely unhinged as I explain how we went overboard with religious-themed poems in this issue, then signing off with "I'm gonna go have some beers!"
It's fun. So, off to have those beers!
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I was tagged by @bacchianas (btw I was trying to tag you as habemus-sea and couldn't figure out why I did not work).
Relationship status - I don't have time. (That's a lie btw but social relationships are really hard it's a lot better but a relationship or idk casual flings are still an uphill struggle for me)
Favourite colour - all kinds of blue, is it green or blue you bet it's blue, bright yellow like the one French fishermen in Brittany wear. In general satured, brigt colours are good. Pastel tones are boring and ugly.
Song stuck in my head - Barbara - Y aura du monde à l'enterrement.
Last song I listened to - one of the dozen protest songs we have at the demonstration yesterday.
Macron nous fait la guerre/et sa police aussi/mais on reste deter/pour bloquer le pays.
Macron is waging war against us/and so does his police/we we stay determined/to block the country
Three favourite foods -
Complète andouille : a crepe made with buckwheat, filled with cheese, andouille (a sausage made with pig's tripes), and an egg.
Seabass oven-baked under a salt crust
Asparagus
Last thing I googled - how will tomorrow's strike affect public transportation
Dream trip - all the small Russian ports along the Northern Sea Route in the Arctic Ocean, and Norilsk.
I want to see the Pacific Ocean, doesn't matter from which shore.
Ideally I want to have visited all the countries in Europe.
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - because that is my favourite name for a country.
Anything I want for right now - buy this week's Canard Enchainé, for Macron to eat shit, for this day's work to go smoothly.
Tagging @hjhb-the-hdgp
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Singing the Song of the Hero in the Oasis of Scorching Sand - Part 10
Snow: That would be pretty dangerous. When dealing with spirits, it isn’t simply a matter of using one’s power to finish everything.
White: The Central spirits in particular hate the Northern temperament. If we dealt with them the wrong way, they would probably get angrier and the situation would become even worse. In the case at hand, only Cain could destroy the Chalice and settle the matter peacefully, since he’s a Central Wizard. Well done.
Cain bended down as the twins pulled at his arms. He smiled as the little hands patted his head in compliments. There was a touch of bashfulness on his face.
Mithra: That snake… For a spirit of Central Country, it was too wild. Perhaps its power was warped because it was summoned by the Sacred Chalice that was revived by the Great Calamity.
Owen: Of course the spirits would gather at the lake and cause a fuss. Something that had perished a long time ago woke up in a twisted form at the bottom of the lake after all.
Cain: I see.
Cain nodded and turned his gaze at the lake that had grown quiet. In the moment, moonlight was reflecting from the surface of the lake, where the figure had appeared earlier.
Cain: Seth was trying to warn us about the Sacred Chalice that had come back to life, wasn’t he?
Chloe and Shino blinked. I too was taken aback a little. The figure that raised the sword swayed to and fro as it re-appeared in my mind.
Chloe: It seems that Seth wasn’t a hero like the fairy tale says. Even so…
Rustica: He was buried in the region and became a part of the beautiful scenery here. Even if the legend was incorrect, he was admired and cherished by the locals. Because of that, he regretted his wrongdoings, and so tries to warn people of the dangers ahead. That’s probably what happened.
Murr: With something with the caliber of the Sacred Chalice, it wouldn’t be a surprise if the town is swallowed up, you know!
Shino: Maybe he was waiting for someone to break the Sacred Chalice in his stead.
Akira: …..
Akira: (There’s no way to check what the truth is though)
Maybe it was his way to make amends for his wrongdoings. Maybe precisely because he was not the hero in the story people told, he wanted to act like a hero at least from that point onwards.
Owen: Aren’t you just turd polishing though? Even though the truth is that he was nothing but a criminal that brought ruins to himself out of his own greed, you lot want to prop him up and make him look good? There’re other possible explanations for what happened, such as it was just a coincidence.
Owen spitted those words out with a disgusted face. White, who had come out of the painting, smiled at him.
White: Aren’t you a bad wizard yourself? Yet you still give a hand in saving the world, right? Just like Seth, someday there’ll be pretty tales about you that are told among the future generations too.
Owen: What? Don’t lump me in with that lowlife!
Rustica: A Sage’s Wizard who helped people around the world. His name is Owen ~
Chloe: A powerful, beautiful Northern wizard, who loves singing ~
Murr: He loves dogs too ~
Owen: Stop that.
Cain: Ahaha.
Owen: What are you laughing about? Do you want me to put a thousand snakes inside your clothes?
Cain: Please don’t! I’ve had more than enough of snakes with the big one back there.
Everyone burst out laughing. Their laughter echoed across the quiet lake.
Cain: Whatever the case, the Seth who protected this region as we know him isn’t a complete lie. I’m glad to witness it with my own eyes. Let’s keep a happy fairy tale happy.
At dawn, the lake that was unchanging from the day before became lively again with travelers who sought a cool breeze. I saw Cain talking to Owen, who was eating crepes by the shore.
Cain: Hey, Owen! Did you enjoy the vacation? I invited you because I wanted to know you better, even if just a little, but I ended up dragging you along in my thing. Sorry about that. Even so, I was glad that I got to fight alongside you. Thanks for helping me.
Owen: What nonsense are you talking about? Are you still dreaming?
Owen rolled up his crepe and threw it at Cain.
Owen: Listen, back there was only my stratagem. You were being taken advantaged of. Don’t get overfamiliar with me, you weakling of a Central wizard.
Owen turned his back and left as he said that, wearing a curt expression of boredom on his face. However, from what I heard, he didn’t only eat the sweets of that shop. He had stopped by many other vendors and gotten many confections for enjoying as he walked around town. He didn’t get what he came here for, but perhaps he had been savoring those brief moments in his own way.
Akira: (Maybe this vacation was fun for Owen too)
Cain: Master Sage, are you here?
Akira: Sorry, I didn’t mean to eavesdrop.
Cain: Ahaha, no need to worry. It was the same as always, I think. In any case, even if it was only because of the circumstance, I had the occasion to fight alongside him as a comrade in arm. Our goals might differ, but we was able to come to this town together for a moment of leisure. That should be enough for now. He is indeed difficult to deal with, but it’d be nice if I come to understand him bit by bit like this.
The unusual incident had been dealt with, and our vacation at Seth’s Paradise too had come to an end. We said thank you to our local hosts, and gave a detailed explanation for the repeated appearance of Seth’s image.
The local: Oh, so it was because of the Great Calamity that the lake dried up?
The local: In that case, what about the appearance of Seth at the lake?
Cain: Ah, that’s his consciousness that remains in this region. He appeared to warn everyone. Thanks to him, we could nip the disaster in the bud. Everything is alright now, so no need to worry.
The local: We’re so lucky to have both Seth the Hero and the Sage’s Wizards. We have to thank all of you.
We didn’t tell them about Seth’s past as a criminal, or about the revived Sacred Chalice and the transformed spirit. There was no need for the people who lived peacefully side by side with the miracles of the region to know about the other side of the fairy tale. Whoever Seth was, the lake that he found had been a help to the travelers in the desert and a boon to the people who lived here.
Shino: The lake too has been quiet.
Akira: Indeed. It’s as if the incident yesterday didn’t happen at all.
White: Even so, there could still be fragments of the Sacred Chalice sleeping at the bottom of the lake. Let’s cast some pacifying magic before we leave just in case, so that the Sacred Chalice won’t wake up again and the peace here won’t be disturbed.
Prompted by White’s glance, Cain who possessed the Central nature stepped forward.
Cain: I’ll start then.
White: Owen, you too.
Owen: Shut up.
The wizards raised their hands in the direction of the bright lake. At Cain’s cue, they recited their spells and cast the magic for pacification.
Cain: Gladius procella!
For a second, the surface of the lake glittered like there were stars scattered over it. Shortly after, the glittering light disappeared as if sunk into the water.
Cain: Well, time to go home, I suppose.
After ensuring with our own eyes that the pacifying magic had been spread all over the lake, we left Seth’s Paradise behind.
Akira: (Someday…)
Maybe one day, the wandering minstrels would sing about how Seth the Hero was revived by the lake to protect the desert paradise from imminent danger. Even if that was not the case in the present, there was nothing in this world that never changed after all.
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[ ALBAN KNOX — MISAO QUOTES ]
quotes said by nijisanji’s one and only alban knox during his misao stream. feel free to change pronouns if necessary.
“Pfff-why is it in Japanese?? Hahahahaha.”
“YOU’RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!”
“Omg, our protagonist has parents?? What??”
“Is this motherfucker eating in class behind his book??”
“Why the fuck do you look like… A Discord mod??”
“Girl, your taste… Is fucking terrible.”
“[Name], I think you need glasses.”
“WHY THE FUCK WOULD STUDENTS KNOW THAT ABOUT THEIR TEACHER?”
“Your hair defies gravity.”
“Why would you say that shit about someone that has been missing??”
“Every single one of you is a terrible person.”
“I thought that fucking said Waluigi—”
“Okay, fucking baby. Get over it.”
“I mean yeah — if the darkness started enveloping everything, I’d be scared as fuck too.”
“My voice is dying today.”
“You know what, I think I forgot to do something on the Fourth Floor.”
“... So it’s gonna be like that?”
“Guys… I think the ground is gone.”
“I’m pretty sure she’s DEAD dead.”
“Everyone’s so mean!!”
“Oh… Yep, I’m dead.”
“It sounds like kids playing or something…”
“WTF– EVERYTHING CAN KILL ME!!”
“This voice does not suit him at all but it’s so fucking funny.”
“I DIDN’T EVEN CLICK EVERYTHING AND SHE KILLS ME!!”
“Yo, my character is kinda… Unhinged.”
“HAHAHAHA cringe.”
“One more stretch… And, let’s go.”
“I never had a breakfast crepe in my entire life.”
“What if you mix mayo and sriracha and use that as your chicken dipping sauce?”
“It’s basically Taco Bell sauce.”
“We’re going to have a caviar toast taste test eventually.”
“I HAVE A NEW FRIEND!!”
“You guys want to see a magic trick? I’m gonna make a mandrake disappear.”
“Okay. Walking behind the test tubes, bad idea.”
“NO, I CAN’T ANSWER THE PHONE NOW!!”
“I thought it meant like wash it off, not like… Not like, do that.”
“I got fucking baited.”
“Fuck you, evil spirit!”
“This is me when I play the piano.”
“Oh— I broke the game.”
“I don’t know if it’s a talent or a curse.”
“Don’t laugh. I forgot.”
“I feel like I’m missing something important.”
“Oh it’s a bat! I thought it was a fucking telescope.”
“We’re gonna make a pit stop by the Principal’s Office.”
“You can say you don’t like someone back… But you don’t have to kill him.”
“This is, like, his last fleeting thought.”
“Wait that’s so sad, actually.”
“Man, even in the afterlife, he’s still trying to protect her.”
[Laughter] “I get to be a murderer.”
“You’re the sacrifice. Be my sacrifice.”
“And I’m sure you got rejected multiple fucking times.”
“Is he the real murderer? I think he’s the real murderer.”
“Why is it in red though? That’s scary.”
“Get her ass, yeah!!”
“Should we let this one stay for a little bit?”
“Eyo, who’s making popcorn right now?”
“Fuck yeah, break down the door!!”
“Hell yeah bitch!! Go nuts!!”
“Oh my god, these are babies.”
“I can smell the virginity, [Name].”
“I want to think that was the actual one.”
“If you two can just enjoy each other’s company even insilence or with conversation, that’s like the best feeling.”
“Personal space. It’s called personal space.”
“Well, for a lot of different reasons, yes.”
“Ewww no. Don’t emphatize with him, ewwww.”
“Cope. L + Ratio + This is a fucking lie.”
“Did he get fucking reincarnated into a cat?”
“I would say that was a success.”
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I feel like if all of my f/os were put into the same summer camp, the first thing that would happen would be Remington and Sophocles getting into a competition over spicy food endurance that leaves at least one person injured
Personally I think Sophocles would be more likely to win because we’ve seen him in the anime eat things that had everyone else completely destroyed, meanwhile Remi almost died over a Lucien crepe. But also we do not know where Pikachu-charged gumbo vs Lucien crepe lie on the spiciness scale, so it’s anyone’s guess.
#either way I wonder what would happen if Sophocles ate a Lucien crepe#does the man even have tastebuds#like we’ve watched him eat donuts with an internal temperature over 102#and he seems to judge food entirely based on smell#but hmm.#will get back to you on that#👑 | does he ever stop talking?#🐴 | civil corps#🧡 | conductive research
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My Yuugen Romantica HC's That No One Asked for!! :)
Hifumi :
- watches whatev he want (hecc even he doesn't care abt what genre of anime he watched lmao, depends on MC if they want to watch it together).
- listens to RnB musics, or nostalgic ones. Or whatev as long as it had a beat to it.
- when he first saw the MC, he actually dosen't understand how love worked. But after hanawo explained EVERYTHING, he starts to understand and well...he is him now, lol.
- he always watches vine comp with utashiro. They did the 'i can't forget you' vine and hanawo laughs his butt off.
- Probs love to take selfies (from his official pic where he do the peace ✌🏻 sign). In every chara's phone, you will see pics of them with Hifumi on it/or them taking a selfie with Hifumi.
- He had a sweet appetite, like- not only crepes. He probs likes cakes, pudding, candy. Those things.
- Saves everyones phone numbers w/ his own nicknames
Ex. : Utashiro is "prankster bff" Zakuro is "tsundere" or Hanawo is "Hanamom".
- Problem Child #2 in the Youkai Gang
Utashiro :
- he loves pranks because he is easily bored, and if he doesn't do it. Then he sleeps.
- He is the type of people who dosen't really ate much because they think 'it's enough' so he always left a lot of food and it's always hifumi who ate the leftovers.
- nightmares are delicacy for him, if the MC had nightmares. He'll ready to maul those like a lion catching the prey.
- music-wise, he loves slowed songs, literally opposite of hifumi who likes pop-upbeat musics. Orchesterals and calm Anisongs (like 'Your Lie in April's Opening) would be the thing that he listens to in spotify.
- he actually would be a akatsuki stan (from ensemble stars) he would follow their dance moves, and will straight up sing the songs out loud.
He would be biased towards keito, because he is very cool in his opinion
- he eats whatever, for him, human food are good as dreams that he has ate.
- He actually had a different tactic for pranking the MC. But he changed it anyway after hanawo explained why he shouldn't played pranks too much on a Girl like MC.
- Problem Child #1 in the Yokai Gang because of his pranks.
Zakuro :
- he thought that humans are pathethic creatures at first because of how he thinks living immortality is better than living mortality.
- he is easily embarassed if there is something flirtious. This includes seduction ofc.
- he will probably blasts My Chemical Romance songs secretly because he is been through a lot of things that made his mentality go low.
- or maybe like : maneskin, cigarettes after sex, metallica, or maybe some hollywood undead since he be vibin to the rock vibe that they have.
- somewhere in the room : TEENAGERS SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!.
- hates his tail because it's kind of blocking his way whenever he walks. And it disturbs his sleeps too.
- rather calm while eating. But still, if you bothered him, he'll go mad lol.
- he likes learning about chemicals. And he is also interested on theories too.
Iriya :
- He likes having a chill time beside a pond/lake. It's just the sound of the waters that kept him calm.
- he loves to pray on people and paralyze them. He always see the paralyzed people being his succeeds.
- hifumi saved his number as "sadist paralyzer"
- but you know, that sadistic personality is tiresome for him. He just want to relax, okay?
- really likes drinks A LOT : like, Soda, Cocktails, Sparkling water? Yeah this dude is quite a beverage lover. And he is a cola person, so yeah.
- ever got dragged by toneri to watch a H genre Anime. (And he dosen't know why tf he was dragged)
- Really likes ✨seductive✨ songs. Like you know "Careless Whisper" or any song with Sax included? That is his thing.
- he even used that song for an idea to tease zakuro lol.
- Make sure your house had an air conditioner since he hates heat.
Merry :
- likes softcore and elegant aesthethics. Esspecially if it has a beige colour because it's his vibe.
- he creates the group chat and named it "Yokai Gang".
- he likes physical touch eventhough he is shy. He is a huge cuddlebug to MC.
- he is rather shy about sensual things, which is why him and toneri's interactions are wacky as hecc.
- he'd use some emojis like : 😉, 🤗, 🥰, 😳, 😅 based on his reactons.
- music-wise, he listens to idol songs. Like Perfume, Poppin' Party, Happy Around!. Just these because he founds out about idol franchises in accident.
- cue dancing with toneri until toneri changes the song into a flirty song.
- "Toneri, why do you changed the song?" Merry Says, "Well because i'm not a huge idol fan so i decided to changed it!" Toneri said w/ a grin.
- he is always seen buying hamburger skewers in festivals.
- he does like woman's curves in the back. But he hates it when her undergarment would shown.
Arahagi :
- likes kittens so much, would even hold it in his hands and nuzzle the kitten.
- probably had tiktok and twt. He be like . "hey everyone, it's arahagi and it's just another day that toneri and zakuro argued".
- would painted his nails ✨beautifully✨.
- listens to material gworl. Like srsly, i bet he would be memeing about it to others.
- listens to cupcakke for fun and memes.
- feisty shortie.
- gets crazy if he saw a ball. Or a wool.
- loves thicc thighs, for him, it's a good lap for a pillow.
- hates water because he is a cat himself.
Toneri :
- does anything to make the MC happy.
- he is dependent on things that the MC wants. Sensuality? He'll do it, Romantic? He'll do it.
- Watches H Animes and Animes w/ Fanservice. he is really into busty girls so much that he actually would dream of having it with MC.
- Listens to Dirty Musics. Like any music that is sussy, that's his alley.
- Would watch AnimeFesta bullcrap. (If you know 'sweet punishment' you'll know what i am talking about rn) and would even drag someone to watch it (either MC because he thought it was a good idea liking someone like that, Iriya because of him being 'adult-like', and lastly hifumi because he doesn't care lol).
- because of this, hanawo lecture him so much that it was TOTALLY WRONG to love someone like that way.
- Him and Zakuro often argues a lot on situations/disscussions about sensual shit.
- would join tiktok trends with arahagi. And most of it are pretty good.
- He dislikes all vegetables in general.
- he is the one who recommended Holywood Undead to Zakuro. He probably listened to 'Everywhere i Go' many times.
Hanawo :
- Sassy Boy Material.
- The Mom of the Group. Even Hifumi calls him "Hanamom".
- Would do tiktok trends with arahagi. Mostly about beauty or cosmetics though.
- he would vibe along with toneri. Like srsly, he doesn't mind the song being sussy at all at least it's a bop.
- also listens to cupcakke for meme shit.
- the one who is pretty experienced when it comes to relationship. He would gave dating tips to others so they could love MC in the Correct Way.
- he would even search it in the internet for that lol.
- a clean freak. If there's anything dirty, he would probs call others to help him cleaning smth (Reference to one of his line stickers).
- Listens to idol hell songs like merry, but he likes western artists too. He loves Sam Smith, Katy Perry, or any other artist/rappers with Bop-y songs.
- "You've been falling in love, oh oh oh oh. CALIFORNIA GIRLS WERE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP SUN KISS SKIN SO HOT WILL MELT YOUR POPSICLE-"
- others will joined the callifornia girls dance meme. Especially Hifumi, Utashiro, or Toneri.
- he will go like "m'lady" and straight up throws rose petals dramatically for his entrance. And has done it when MC came into his place.
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He frowned upon Xuan's words, not having many dessert options. Back when he was in school he would have access to all sorts of delights but probably the school system these days was more strict and maybe more focused on the well being and health of the children. Yeah, that must be it for sure. "Well, at least you can have sweet treats whenever you go on trips with your school if you ask them nicely, right?" he scoffed at how well mannered the kid was in his gestures, yet his behavior was of a spoiled brat for sure.
His eyes widened at the sight of the device in the child's hands. Besides of being bullied by a 9 year old and wanting to get home as soon a possible to relax after such a weird day, the kid also had a phone that could have helped them immensely in findings friends? "Yah! You've had that on you the entire time and you didn't even care to mention about it?" he asked in shock. "Let's call your friends or teacher or someone to let them know you are here." he suggested, almost reaching for the phone but deciding against it in the hand. Snatching a phone out of a child's hands looked wrong on so many levels. "Can you call someone?"
Xuan shook his head once again. "Not really. We aren't technically allowed to stray away from the group to go into stores and what not, to buy stuff or to eat candy. Plus, we are given a strict allowance to use during those trips and it doesn't really leave much room to spend on things that are not necessarily vital." The young boy explains and he takes the final bite of his crepe, throwing the now empty wrapping into the nearest trash can, to then resume cleaning himself one last time. "Me being here, away from the group is actually something that I shouldn't have been really doing, but oh well, my bo... I mean, dad, asked me to get him something from Korea for him, and that's why I did this impromptu detour." Again, having to lie like that... Luckily, there was no one there to hear him, because otherwise, if Mr. Feng were to find out that Xuan dared call him 'dad', it would've gotten him into serious trouble, especially since he also failed his little evaluation mission due to Kibum's intervention.
"Should I have mentioned the phone?" Xuan looks at him with an unfazed expression, as if Kibum had asked him something alien. "We can't call them. Again, I was not supposed to be here, remember? If the teacher finds out I snuck out without permission, outside of the given area we are allowed to explore by ourselves, it'll get me into big big trouble. Plus, the lack of sms messages means that neither Cheng or Xia have their phones on." Xuan sighs and stuffs his phone back into his pocket. "We will have to rely on me recognizing the landmarks to help me retake the steps I took to get here in the first place. Are you familiar with this area? That could help a lot."
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