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dingledraw · 3 months

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Aziraphale, how much do you love Crowley?

“Oh, not at all really… I don’t even like her…”

#any angel born before the birth of time can’t cook…#all they know is the Ritz #dance the gavotte #be agender #eat crepe & lie #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #my fanart #aziracrow #fem!crowley #fem!aziraphale #asks🗣️#ineffeble wives

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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this is. so Indulgent. i have no excuse!

#LISTEN listen i was hangin w/ my homeslice the other day #talking about gomens ofc #and yall know i cant turn off the laughingstock setting in my brain so the two Mixed Gloriously. horribly? wonderfully? terribly? both! all #i thought to myself 'oh theyd look so good in azi & crowley's fits #AND I WAS RIGHT-#in my mind theyre holding hands on their other side. we cant see it but they Are #scribble garnish #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OUGH THEY'RE SOOOOOOO <3 #i needed a pickmeup tonight and oh BOY have my emotions been picked up!!! and chucked skyward!!! yeehaw & hawyee!#they deserve to dine at the ritz...#except the ritz is howdys bodega & instead of tea they have sparkly fruity sodas <3 #gonna slam my head into a wall They're So-#holding them both and squeezing till they pop!!!

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strongermonster · 3 months

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no real cheese will ever live up to the phantom taste i imagined the cartoon cheese from tom and jerry cartoons i watched as a kid tasted like.

this is the pinnacle of the cheese-based foodgroups. i think it was less the visual appeal (almost none, it looks like a dried sponge half the time) and more the fervent desperation with which the mouse pursued it. the permeating lust for this cheese.

the fanatical daydreaming was so evocative that my brain and tongue made up a flavour that will never exist and i am doomed to spend my life unfulfilled

#sorry there's been old cartoons on in the bg all week at work and also i haven't been grocery shopping in a bit #i guess the closest is those ritz crackers w the fakeass cheese inside? i need a recipe for those bc they're way overpriced #anyways tomorrow i gotta go spend $30 on imported feta cheese even tho it's expensive but it's the one i like best :/#sorry canadian farmers. the greeks just know feta better #jj stuff

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orangesand-lemons-234 · 1 month

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So many mistakes are made repeatedly in the Lodge House that when Crutchie comes in and says, "It Happened Again." They have a little guessing game on what happened.

Crutchie: They did it again.

David: Elmer was told he was too small for the top bunk but slept up there anyways and fell off?

Finch: Nah, he would've come running crying to me. I'd say Race and Albert got chased down the streets by the bulls again for robbery and Kloppmans pissed at 'em.

JoJo: Not a chance, I would've been told immediately. I'm gonna say that Mush don't have the money for a bunk tonight, and we all need to fish in and help?

Crutchie: Suprisingly, all wrong. Buttons, last guess, what do ya think?

Buttons: ...Splasher fell in the pond again?

Crutchie: Nope, Specs and Ritz were goofing around at Medda's and fell into the orchestra pit.

Romeo: Jesus fucking Christ, that's the third time this month.

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crowleyholmes · 8 months

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Bonus:

Don't mind me, I was just thinking about how Crowley must feel every time Aziraphale seems to put him in a box with the rest of hell. I know he tells him he's nice and kind and good and his friend just as many times or more, but still - after 6000 years of friendship and Doing The Right Thing together, it must have hurt when Aziraphale told him he's evil, and then even more when he told him you're the bad guys.

I just find it sooo interesting to look into every instance of Aziraphale talking about Crowley in either way. I want to take his thought process apart and study it under a microscope. We know that he knows that Crowley isn't evil, and we know that Crowley knows that he knows, and we (and Crowley) know that Aziraphale (up until a certain point) is just incredibly Heaven-brainwashed and it's hard for him to break out of that unless there's a situation at hand that requires Direct Action (see giving away the flaming sword to protect Adam and Eve, or protecting Job's children, or helping Elspeth to help Dalrymple, or stopping the Apocalypse).

How does he travel the world and the ages with Crowley and still somehow manage to call him evil with any level of seriousness? He is so convinced that all demons are evil, and at the same time he knows that Crowley's fall was unjust and a mistake and Crowley is NOT evil, but Crowley is a demon, but he's good and kind and nice and just, and Aziraphale sometimes struggles with that. Not consciously, I think, consciously he loves Crowley and trusts him and knows him well enough to see beyond angel/demon good/evil black and white thinking, but sometimes thoughts slip out of his mouth that are just. So far removed from what we know he knows.

He believes so strongly, in two things that could not be more mutually exclusive, and it's so fascinating. There's a lot of growth in that regard over the course of the series, we know that by the end of season 2 when he's talking to the Metatron, he is very clear in stating that his priority and his loyalty lie with Crowley, not with heaven. And I hold firm to my belief that he is going to Heaven because That's The Right Thing To Do, because he believes he can Make Things Better, for everybody, yes, but most importantly for Crowley. For the two of them!!

And YET. AND YET "you're the bad guys" somehow comes out of his mouth, when Crowley has Never really been a part of hell, and has always wanted to do the right thing for as long as Aziraphale has known him, and has been free of hell for Years now.

Still, Crowley is a Demon, and Demons Are Evil, angels and demons are hereditary enemies, right?

Except.... it's a little different when it's someone you know, isn't it?

#good omens #good omens 2 #meta #or rather just me rambling a lot really #I feel like i put all this into words So Badly i'm not sure my point comes across #tbh i dont know if there is a point #i'm just so FASCINATED WITH HIS MIND #I feel like I understand Crowley so so so well #his every move makes perfect sense to me always #but with Aziraphale #I feel like I understand him for the most part but then sometimes he has moments that make me go????#WHAT was his thought process here #i just want to KNOW #i want to have an alcoholic breakfast at the ritz with michael sheen and just talk about Aziraphale tbh #okay whoops more rambling in the tags #let's tag this as #mine

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fahbee · 10 months

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What if...

It turns out that Aziraphale and Crowley have had ‘an understanding’ since the Blitz. Not only are they both internally aware of their own feelings for the other, but they each also know that the other one is head over heels. And both know these feelings must absolutely remain unspoken.

They continue on as they have been, all the while knowing the other is pining for him. This gives a new, even angstier meaning to their conversation in the Bentley and “you go to fast for me” and “don’t look so disappointed.” It also changes the tone of their interactions for the entire first season, especially the bandstand breakup and bookshop fire.

And now, after the apocalypse, they both know they’re “free” to finally be honest about their love but they find reasons to procrastinate out of nerves (first they wait to be sure heaven and hell really do leave them alone, then the pandemic happens, then Crowley takes a long nap...) and now a couple years have gone by and still, nothing is settled. They both know they need to talk. Neither one can bring himself to go first.

And into this pot-about-to-boil-over situation, enters a naked, amnesiac Gabriel.

#aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 #random little musing i just had #i adore this 'you know that i know that you know...' trope #and the way it would completely transform all the flirting they do in s1 #and the breakup!!!#and the lunch at the ritz #'to the world' and making those heart eyes #and knowing it's deliberate #because each one WANTS the other to know how loved they are #aw god aim i going to have to rewatch???

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uniquezombiedestiny · 6 months

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I'd like to know why you are all alone while I'm lost at sea /

Maybe we'll be there when you want

#bella #fc!bella #lc ocs #art #this is from reinhardt's (branch-wdk53) pov! you cant escape him in my art. i cant escape him #link leads to stranded lullaby - the lyrics are also from there :3 #this is around rein's fears about bella being like ryn but is also about the extraction interaction (still love that name)#honestly every piece of this has. so many meanings like. god #let me just redo all this and go through them one by one lmao #the sea: this one's about them being in the same situation. also their issues (the sea will slowly rise; obscuring and drowning them)#it's also about guilt - it can be a blood ocean! the blood of those they let die...#OOOH I JUST NOTICED THIS: bloodbath! since it's a blood sea :3 #the halos: the inner one is halfway just for composition half bc rein sees bella as a good person. the outer (hard to see but) tear-shaped #halo is both a drop in the sea (me when the blood sea! when we've let so many die it no longer matters.) and a noose's opening -#like foos's but metaphorically(? lmao) bella's own suicide by distancing herself from her friends and therefore her help/support system #the black spots: represents rein losing her in a way. he knows what's happening but has no idea how to help. also tied in with his #amnesia/memory loss (totally covered; lost info; yknow). could even be from pain or drowning in the sea! who knows! :3c #...........yeah im normal about these two. you can trust me.#i need to make a bella/ritz piece istg... ive been sleeping on them!!!!!!!!#but. i love these two so much. total of 2 interactions and i made the MOST out of them <3 #also since im naming all these now since i gotta save them to post em: this one is called lost

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starryemeralds · 8 months

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do you ever think about how aziraphale fell in love with crowley because of his love for the earth; and crowley falls in love with the earth because of his love for aziraphale?

i think about it often actually.

#it’s the way that aziraphale was appointed protector of humanity by god and dedicated himself to it to the point of going against her plan #it’s the way that he’s attached to all of the simple pleasures of the world and for the community humanity naturally yearns for #it’s the way that aziraphale has begun to see crowley in all the yellow on the earth #in the walls of his bookshop in the fairy lights of the shops in the bentley in the flowers in the sunrise #it’s the way he can look up into the night sky and see crowley’s creation — even if it isn’t all of it #it’s the way that crowley didn’t know about the earth until aziraphale told him about it #it’s the way their their paths continued to cross on it over time… something about the earth pulling them back together #it’s the way he created part of the universe.. but the earth was theirs to own separate from heaven and hell #it’s the way that crowley watches aziraphale joyfully indulge in all of earth’s pleasures.. fondly watching him dine at the ritz #it’s the way that for crowley.. all he wants is to be with aziraphale so running away from armageddon is okay because they’re together #but it’s the way that to aziraphale.. the earth is where all their memories live and where they fell in love #and it is the way that he’s making his biggest sacrifice by leaving earth.. in order to make heaven deserving of crowley #it is the way that in his eyes.. this is his biggest act of love because while ‘nothing lasts forever’.. their love can #it is the way that these two have down the most human thing imaginable… falling in love.#good omens #good omens spoilers #i just have so many thoughts rn and no capability of expressing them thoroughly #i don’t even know if this makes sense.. bare with me

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zipzaptoastainthebath · 4 months

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Just finished season one, that was beautiful

#i already know season two will break me but we dont need to tgink abt that now #just their little date at the ritz is all that matters #aziracrow #zap rambles #good omens

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fitzvackertheritzcracker · 1 year

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what if the real reason why shannon didn't let sophie and fitz kiss is because fitz is a cracker and shannon is a human who doesn't know how to write cracker x human kissing scenes

#although im convinced her ex husband is a cracker #bc how else would she know how to write fitz's character in such detail?#it's such a realistic potrayal she'd have to have some inspiration #it's alright if she has no experience tho #i'd be happy to offer her some pointers #as a cracker #im an expert after all #im a very attractive cracker ;)#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #fitz vacker #kotlc fandom #kotlc cracker #fitz vacker the ritz cracker

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nomaishuttle · 7 months

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if i was the bride in that video where they played an LMFAO WEDDING MARCH MASHUP? it would have been a bloodbath in there

#i know im literally an lmfao enjoyer we all have our vices However . if i was expecting just The wedding march and then fucking #IM IN MIAMI BITCH . i wouldve have exploded into a horrible powder that fills the room and suffocates everybody in there. it would have #been dire...#however. i think thats why im not fit to have a wedding bc ik Everyone gets stressed over the wedding #and something always goes wrong. but i think if one thing went wrong id quite literally walk out of the venue never to be seen again.#theyd be like omg aur nahr them um. crackers are. saltines instead of ritz and id be halfway across the country #<- why am i serving ritz crackers at my wedding??? maybe like a charcuterie board #but if ppl started laughing during one of the like special parts id start crying. regardless of the reason like The musician messes up iii #would not care that they were laughing at the musician id be so mortified .#I LIKE 2 THINK IM LIKE. HAPPY GO LUCKY AND USUALLY I CAN MAKE A JOKE OUT OF THINGS... and i don't want my wedding to just be everhone #like. 😐 yk i want it to be fun im rly not a super stuffy person #but like. at some parts of the wedding in my brain they are very regimented and i need Those parts to go off without a hitch #like. the reception? get absolutely sillay. but like.. walking down the aisle or whatever #thats like the moment. ig rly thats kind of the only time If something went wrong id die. like legit any other time like #the mic cuts out during vows. whatever. thats funny and recoverable.. kids start being loud during the ceremony thats fine rhats cute.#but like. imagining like.. tripping during the walk up. no id just stay down on the ground. i wouldnt grt back up. theyd have to get a l #stretcher to get me out of there and id never speakagain

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chaosdistracted42 · 1 year

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A scene of destruction, the sky a wild torrent of reds, yellows, and purples. The apocalypse. Screams and snarls echo endlessly. But upon the earth, below the rubble….

Roach: you shouldn’t be here Nia…

Rat: Kine, please - I miss you

Kine’s expression crumples, their face twisting in frustration

Roach: Things are already bad enough. There’s barely anything left to fight over. Causing trouble now could break both our peoples.

Rat: Look at me

Nia gently grabs Kine’s chin. She looks at them with soft, loving eyes. Tired eyes, yet filled with hope.

Rat: Our love doesn’t have to be a source of hatred. We have options. Choices! You think them knowing will cause a war? Fine! Let’s leave! You want to stay? Okay, we’ll make this into an alliance! Prove we can be United! We will always have a choice. And I will always chose you.

Kine’s face crumples as they start to shake, a sob building.

Roach: I want to be with you. I want you. I will always want you. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. You deserve so much more than me.

Rat: Hey, hey, don’t say that. I love you. I’m here, I’m right here and we can figure this out.

Roach: Nia, I don’t doubt our love. I don’t doubt you. What I- *frustrated sigh* what I know, is that I- I may love my people more than I love you. And I know that if I chose you, I lose them. I’ve spent my whole life surrounded by family. People who love me, who will always love me - like you do. How can I hurt them? How can I abandon them? This isn’t about my duty or responsibly - how could I leave the people who love me?

Nia stares at Kine, deeply hurt. She looks away, her expression filled with pain, betrayal. There’s nothing to say. There will never be anything to fill the hole Kine just carved into her chest. She turns to leave.

Kine says nothing, helplessly watching her go. Tears silently roll down both their faces.

Roach: I’m sorry…

Kine whispers under their breath.

Pt. 2

Inspired by @tapakah0 and @somerandomdudelmao comics

#idk man #I’m sleep deprived #it’s been well over a week of max 5 hrs #it’s a rat and a roach but u know what #love breaks all borders #lovers don’t often get their happy ending #sometimes you love what you have too much to leave it #I should be packing but I’m eating ritz crackers and a mint #rottmnt #cass apocalyptic series

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thenameless15 · 1 year

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i finally finished the college tapes and while i am glad that it ended on a happier note (especially in comparison to other seasons) the fact that mark and oliver didn't actually get a final conversation that they definitely needed to have drives me insane. like not even a love confession or anything (cause both of them have shit to unpack and deal with before getting into a relationship) but like they have so much shit to talk through that had been building up all season that i for sure thought was going to happen, and then it didn't which like just sits weird with me. maybe i just was reading too much into it but like especially with after caleb and oliver's conversation where oliver said he was going to talk to mark and the fact that they basically danced around eachother all season the fact we didn't see any sort of closing conversation with the two of them drives me a bit insane

#the college tapes #mark bryant #oliver ritz #like i know this is what fanfiction is for #but i would have liked to see them talk more like one on one especially after everything that happened #especially since caleb and adam got a few one on one conversations at the end #and i mean those two definitely needed to talk because their relationship issues and their issues individually were central to the season #but oliver and mark were also very important characters this season with their own arc and so the fact they didn't get to talk #at least some of it out in the series is ...#not to say how the final scene that they're in isn't cute as fuck because it is but still #all i wanted was mark and oliver communication 😭

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orangesand-lemons-234 · 1 month

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In my brain, all of the Brooklyn Newsies I've ever seen are canon to my brain, and now I just have, like, a whole universe mapped out in my brain.

Spot is the head, while Mack and Hotshot are her second and third in command. The three run the Borough with an iron fist. Well, the iron fist is probably hollow as they let their newsies away with just about everything.

Pips and Graves are extremely close, always being selling partners and usually selling by the Brooklyn Bridge. They always sell the most papers, mostly because they win over the adults with puppy dog eyes.

Splint, Joey, and Bart can't stand each other. Nobody knows why, but they won't even speak with one another. Ritz thinks it's incredibly funny to put them in situations together and watching as they try to do it without even looking at each other.

Speaking of Ritz, her and Snaps are siblings, Snaps being older by 2 years. Despite the short age gap, Snaps does tend to baby her sometimes, but she has put him in his place on numerous occasions.

Scope, Rafaela, and HoHo escaped the refuge together when they were each 14, 9, and 11. Lucky found them trying to steal apples from a stand and brought them straight to Spot, who made them Newsies the very next day.

Specs used to be a Brooklyn Newsie with his sister, Stray, but was far too scared of Spot to stay any longer and joined Manhattan instead. Stray still picks on him for this.

Hildy and Myron both help out at Medda's theatre when they aren't selling papers for some extra money. Hildy sells the food outside the stage, and Myron works as an usher. The Bowery Beauties have a soft spot for them and allow them to hang out backstage with them from time to time.

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mocweepe · 2 years

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wait how does the potus twt acc work. is it wiped for each new president or do all the old ones remain

#i dont have twt and im not going on tht hellhole to check but im like curious. i think they should have to keep all the old posts #mb just make a littl new mod announcement when someone new is elected LMAO #and if anyone corrects me abt those posts being tweets... i know that. post is the generic term theyre still posts.#having a special little brand name doesnt change that. ritz r still crackers bay bee #has there even been enough presidents on an official twt acc for this to even have a pattern? i know obama has a twt acc now but did the #potus twt exist back when he was prez? or has it just been fuckface and shitold with it #idk. idaf either rlly to be honest

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cinnabeat · 2 years

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god i went to the kitchen to get my fucking ritz and i hard the soft creaking of footsteps and they were really light so i thought it was my mom cuz she steps lighlty so i turn around in the fucking darkness with only my phone flashlight at its lowest setting to defend me with and i find nothing except the creeping form of my damn cat coming to check if i finally deigned to give him food like the lowly human i am

#god i forgot how to spell deign and j spent a good couple minutes just trying alternate spellings of dein and just getting #'did you mean denied' like fuck you google #and like i know what deigned means but i could not give you the definition to save my life #i fucking opened my packet of ritzs and the fucking cats heard it and stared down my soul #anyways this is why im terrible at asking definitions for #my dads like michelle what does this word mean and its like damn i know what it means in english but damned if you ask me to tell you and i #i DONT know the translation in spanish so all i can do is give you synonyms and hope for the best #and as we know while synonyms may be similiar they do not actually mean the same thing #like theres different contexts and shit #michi tag #ugh

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