Daniela + Lorenzo after Luca becomes far happier and his true personality & interests start showing:

it’s cause she’s a bat she was also hanging upside down

you can grasp math king zoro from my cold, dead hands.

goofy ass trainer couple red and jaide would like to battle‼️

vexillology youtubers will go "the best flags are pefectly symmetrical and never have more than three colours!!!" but most flags in history looked like they were made by a child that ate too much sugar and this is exactly why we remember them all those years later

i think too many people take themselves too seriously specifically in sexual situations

TERFs and radfems: "Male violence is the problem!"

Also TERFs and radfems: "KI** ALL MEN!"

my toxic trait is i am a 23 year old woman who genuinely thinks i should be famous. i am so funny literally if i was hotter i would have been famous like two years ago

Might catch flack for this from the "it's a joke lighten up!!!" crowd lol idk but Hozier, Tamino, Jeff Buckley and singers compared to them etc are not "Lesbian coded men" or "written by women", they are/were simply men who like women and aren't disgusting grossly objectifying freaks about it in their work, and your average straight woman's standards have been lowered by her average counterparts (esp in music) to the point that a singer actually being nice about a woman is now seen as some mystical unicorn man instead of just being a regular dude who likes the girl he's singing about. And there's a weird perception within this that lesbians are "more pure", just bc most lesbians presumably actually respect women by being women (and gain no benefit from patriarchy or social honor from their peers when they are gross and nasty to other women anyways because they are ultimately also a woman!). So now there's this unsaid perception that they're "nicer" or "more pure" by default when they're just....normal towards their partners and treat them like people a lot of the time! Straight cis men are not "just like lesbians" because they are nice to them when writing and singing about them! They are not "written by a woman" just bc because they're not a nasty freak about them in their music! They're just straight cis men being given pats on the head in a weird way because they went above the bare minimum of their peers!

Thus it's now percieved to be "haha awww" that a male singer would actually like and be nice about the woman he sings about because their peers have lowered the standard to an absurd amount, and people now assume a wlw relationship would be more "pure" in nature because No Dudes Here, and the "they're just lesbians in male bodies :)" jokes reinforces this lowered standard of hetero cis men. These dudes, while very talented and seemingly nice, aren't some fictitious girl-created beings or "practically lesbians!!!" they are literally just straight dudes who are nice and we're giving them an awful lot of weird credit in areas where they're just....being normal unlike a lot of dudes. That's not even them being "feminist icons" or whatever, like yes their works are nice, but it shouldn't be unique or special or seen as "done by a man who's just like a woman who actually likes women!" when a man isn't a gross weirdo about the women he sings about.

Evil Dead 2 (1987) // SpongeBob SquarePants 01x07

im starting to crawl to poketubers again and im watching lumiose trainer zac’s ranking vid on the gym battles and im realizing once again that i have a veryyyy different definition of what makes a good battle vs other people’s definitions

what the actual fuck.

I personally find the dysentery stuff hilarious in trail to Oregon

But the thing that makes me laugh the most about You Gotta Go is that it’s just Joey make fart noises into his elbow the whole time

Mother fuckers saying that they hope the submarine never gets found because it serves them right or whatever, when there is literally a 19yo on there who is probably going to have a slow and traumatic death lack empathy just as much as the billionaires they criticise do.

Once more thinking about how Susan (“and what do you do?” “I eat”) Foreman probably learned about humans and how they work maybe like 5 years ago at best, and then suddenly being stranded on their planet and also immediately needing to learn not only how to irrevocably Be Human to anyone but this human husband she acquired, but also how to mother like. Fucking four little tiny baby infant humans at least.

And she does! She does so pretty well! She can even get over the fact that humans are scared little astroxenophobic assholes considering their main source of contact right now was an unending barrage of Daleks! It’s okay, because this is her life now, away from literally anyone else who’s ever known her her entire life, and even though she doesn’t have a choice she’s choosing all of this because it makes it better—

But she still likes that life— she likes that life a lot, so much so that she can ignore that eventually it’ll end, because Susan Foreman, not Arkytior, has built a nice little life for herself far away from any other Time Lords and anything they can touch. And it’s nice, but she’s also far away from any other Time Lords and anything they can touch, too. Until she’s Very Much Not and is thrust back into not only THE, HER two Time Lords, but one of them is directly responsible for her husband dying, and the other is inadvertently responsible for her son dying. But she has a TARDIS again now! Wow! And what perfect timing at that, considering her Grandfather is Gone again and the family she built is suddenly very much uneasy with the whole idea of, well, not their mom, but of Susan Foreman. She’s fully alien now, and that is harmful, that is toxic, that has gotten their dad and their youngest brother killed. And there are times she could go back to Gallifrey, but she’s lived off of Gallifrey for far longer than she ever lived underfoot of the planet. It’s not home. She barely even knows a handful of people there. She Cannot Catch A Fucking Break. She Cannot Keep A Home. She’s pretty convinced that if she tries to get too comfortable with anyone anywhere it will end horribly in some way or another. The fact that she’s held onto her TARDIS for so long makes Susan 4 & 5 wonder when it’s going to get ripped away from her too. It’s home, and you wouldn’t believe it based on the setup, but you can bet she won’t get comfortable.

ppl don't understand that we know connor sucks we know he's an awful human being and we wouldn't support him if he was a person irl but we also understand he's a product of his upbringing and he's delusional to the point he doesn't see the damage he's done so liking him as well as liking the rest of the roys doesn't mean we justify/ignore their actions, we just connect to the humanity they show in the show (lmao)